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[Anonymous No.14421226]

The best post or threads in /lit/ history

[Sage No.14421267]

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[Sage No.14421303]

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[Sage No.14421326]

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[Anonymous No.14421375]

>>14421226
You’re gonna wanna find the thread that started “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” And then anons kept expanding it into a longer and longer sentence. It was a fun thread and some actually decent writers showed up.

[Anonymous No.14421385]

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[Anonymous No.14421392]

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[Anonymous No.14421412]

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[Anonymous No.14421424]

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>>14421412
these posts are not related, stop quoting the preceding one

[Anonymous No.14421431]

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[Anonymous No.14421438]

>>14421424
kys newfag tagging the previous post is how you get around the identical (empty) post filter. try contributing to the site sometime.

[Anonymous No.14421448]

>>14421424
how long have you been on 4chan8

[Anonymous No.14421455]

[Anonymous No.14421473]

>>14421226
I literally can't express how much better my life has been since I attended Oxford. I went to a state school and gradually became the stereotypical moody, withdrawn sensitive type who both despises the quality of his immediate culture and feels a weird pride for having been raised in a sort of anti-intellectual and brutal environment. I was all set to take my Russell Group humanities BA and spend my life working as an anonymous, insecure wageslave forever thankful of being offered a job and forever too insecure to pursue my creative ambitions. The chip on my shoulder had become something of a wedge, and I felt too out of place regardless of my environment, too resentful and bitter to even attempt to make it in the artistic world. Then I finally applied for Oxford and got in to study an English MA, with reassurance that should I work hard enough a career in academia or within one of Oxford's affiliated companies would be almost guaranteed. I turned up as apprehensive as usual, and the first few days were spent regretting my decision and desperately feigning a cultured personality. But then I realized that the people there were just interesting and that the snobbery and exclusivity I had anticipated was just a myth borne out of my working class upbringing. I've since graduated, having spend the year dining in grand halls with groups of interesting people, dating several girls (one of whom, a petite Russian whose family traces back to the aristocracy, is now my fiancee). I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn £38k a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors. The Martin Eden-esque novel I have been writing for two years has been selected for publication at a major British publishing house and, honestly, I could not have imagined a few years ago how great life could be. I come on /lit/ and see how pathetic you all are and just shake my head and chuckle. If I saw you guys on the street I would of course throw you a penny or discuss Bukowski or whatever "realist" writers you enjoy, but ultimately I would be able to tell within ten seconds if you're an Oxbridge grad and would dismiss you as a potential source of good company if you are not. I never thought I'd know what it was like to be objectively better than somebody else, for the value of my existence to be superior to the value of a stranger's, but now I do and I've never been happier. People are awed by power and prestige. All I need to do is mention the university I attended (if only for a year) and they immediately begin to hunch and look at their feet because they know they are in the presence of greatness.

[Anonymous No.14421480]

>>14421448
over a decade
I just never tried uploading multiple pictures in a row and assumed people only did that because they wanted to signal that the epic chain of images they had saved were all from them
or if they actually were connected like if you're dumping a comic

[Anonymous No.14421489]

>>14421480
how many years out of that decade were you underaged?

[Anonymous No.14421491]

>>14421489
none
I'm embarrassingly old

[Anonymous No.14421507]

>>14421438
>tfw got to 4chan last year and you spoonfed me this delicious morsel so now i can flex on other newfags
hahahah

[Anonymous No.14421526]

>>14421455
this is the depth that guenonfag sinks to, posting his own screenshot of his own posts in a "best of /lit/" thread

everyone who browses through this thread, take a moment to really enjoy how pathetic guenonfag is, take a moment to savor the fact that everybody on this board knows this guy as one of the most pathetic people to ever come here.

[Anonymous No.14421534]

>>14421526
i'm not guenonfag, i'm a christcuck who dislikes nagarjuna and dumb advaitaposters.

[Anonymous No.14421540]

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[Anonymous No.14421541]

>>14421534
This, Shankara's whole philosophy is basically ripping off Nagarjuna so if you hate Nagarjuna you should hate Shankara too

[Anonymous No.14421545]

>>14421541
this anon knows

[Anonymous No.14421556]

>>14421473
I literally could not imagine what it would be like not to attend the illustrious, globally renowned, historically insurpassable University of Oxford. I mean, it would be so very unbearable to attend some inferior institutions where "lad culture" (and indeed "board culture") takes precedence over a life of academic curiosity and career ambition. Furthermore, it has to be said that anybody with an ounce of genetic potential should be studying at the University of Oxford. If they aren't, they should be considered an embarrassment to their family, their nation, their race and indeed themselves. I mean it would hurt me physically not to atten such an illustrious a university if I had even the slightest chance of doing so. The range of amazing colleges, the wise, witty professors, the ancient traditions and peculiar formalities which truly make an education at the University of Oxford such a Hogwarts-esque experience, while, to stay true to this particular image an education at literally any other university - barring, perhaps, Cambridge - is no more romantic or exciting than some third-rate Muggle institution such as the one Harry would have attended had he not learned of his magical abilities. Lets look at the facts: over 50% of University of Oxford undergraduates come from privately educated, Elite backgrounds; 80% of students have parents whose job is regarded as being among the most challenging and well-paid occupations in the countr, and the statistics relating to the kind of careers former University of Oxford students successfully pursue are known to all. And of those students, those English Roses and dashing young Gentlemen, how many indeed go on to marry and mate with one another, rather than risk a life of financial destitution and social ostracization by allowing themselves to be carried away by some fleeting infaturation with a member of the working class. The question is of course rhetorical, as the vast majority of University of Oxford students do coincidentally end of marrying fellow members of the Elite, genetically distinct upper class.

[Anonymous No.14421733]

>>14421392
>birth video leaked to porn website

[Anonymous No.14421827]

[Anonymous No.14421828]

>a mile of dense, esoteric prose
followed by
>pepe
there, now you don't have to go on /lit/ ever again

[Anonymous No.14421894]

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[Anonymous No.14422143]

>>14421526
>guenonfag is so pathetic also I constantly obsess over him and accuse people of being him nonstop and have 40 pictures of his different shitposts saved that I repost constantly but he's the pathetic one! p-please validate me...

[Anonymous No.14422158]

>>14421385
i don't get it.

[Anonymous No.14422169]

>>14421827
The whole Peterson/ Zizek debate has to be my favorite threads. The Peterson side was just completely defeated.

[Anonymous No.14422171]

>>14421392
>baby shaken or crushed by uncle
>op is the uncle

[Anonymous No.14422181]

>>14421385
plz explain

[Anonymous No.14423534]

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[Anonymous No.14423595]

>>14421326
>The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly
holy fucking kek

[Anonymous No.14424017]

>>14421894
>talking during seminars
This must have been a tiny lecture in a tiny community college.

[Anonymous No.14424181]

>>14421271
Good post

[Anonymous No.14424216]

>>14421271
>citing a belt
kek'd

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[Anonymous No.14424406]

>>14424284
holy shit

[Anonymous No.14424422]

>>14424406
pdf of the book
https://epdf.pub/ludwig-wittgenstein-a-memoir.html

[Anonymous No.14425328]

bump

[Anonymous No.14425654]

>>14421226
Who are they all holding up?

[Anonymous No.14425656]

>>14425654
K*nt

[Anonymous No.14425732]

Based schizo anon's ramblings
>>/lit/?task=search2&search_media_hash=eMrw4iu2Ny6ThIuGYaDv9g&search_op=op
>>/lit/image/fTycHH-nWesMK-FUUwcWPQ

[Anonymous No.14425740]

>>14425732
anyone has links to images he used in older posts btw?

[Anonymous No.14425746]

>>14425740
I think .jpg was part of it

[Anonymous No.14425751]

>>14424284
there is absolutely no way this is real i refuse to believe it im sorry thats too much. i just cant believe it

[Anonymous No.14425785]

>>14425746
Why the snark? Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.14425864]

>>14421271
The Foucault one cracks me up

[Anonymous No.14425868]

>>14421311
Lmao

[Anonymous No.14425869]

>>14425785
Did you find it yet?

[Anonymous No.14425884]

>>14421271
The dfw is perfect

[Anonymous No.14425922]

>>14425869
I can't be mad when your meanness and snarkiness is so pointless that I can't even tell where you could be coming from.
>>14425732
>>/lit/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=ww.png
>>/lit/?task=search2&search_media_hash=wRhUgUmkckotI5X5jj-bbg&offset=48
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[Anonymous No.14425972]

>>14425922
>meanness and snarkiness
Good luck finding a gay hospice for your terminal faggotry

[Anonymous No.14425996]

>>14425972
Good luck not being so rude and mean in the future fren

[Anonymous No.14426006]

>>14421385
I was in that thread. Good times.

[Anonymous No.14426013]

Does anyone have the screens saved of the thread with the Infinite Jest guy, who embarassed himself in front of a lot of people in an exchange with his professor, and was known as ‘the DFW guy’ for years after on the college campus?

[Anonymous No.14426042]

>>14421827
my favourite

[Anonymous No.14426045]

>>14425740
ww.jpg and ww1.jpg, I think

[Anonymous No.14426057]

>>14425996
based wholesome anon

[Anonymous No.14426068]

>>14422169
>this

Not only the fact that Peterson's influence has been on a rapid decline since makes me happy but to see my boy Zizek to win is astonishing. Like that old weird sniffing hegel guy actually won vs a sharp looking smartass.

[Anonymous No.14426086]

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Kek

[Anonymous No.14426106]

[Anonymous No.14426136]

Somebody post Clarence the Carrot

[Anonymous No.14426349]

[Anonymous No.14426424]

Wasn't there a thread about L. Ron Hubbard using a double to fool people while he and Philip K. Dick hung out in Cali, eventually faking their own deaths? Or something like that...

[Anonymous No.14426472]

[Anonymous No.14426568]

>>14426472
god old 4channel was basically reddit