/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14381759]

God I want to fuck her so bad

[Anonymous No.14381769]

Imagine her giving you an aggressive handjob with her lubricated hand. She makes you call her 'mummy'.

[Anonymous No.14381777]

>>14381759
>>14381769

[Anonymous No.14381801]

Is this that anti-transgender bigot I've been hearing about?

[Anonymous No.14381806]

Wanna fuck her face till her dumb fucking eyes roll into her skull

[Anonymous No.14381815]

She makes you say 'thank you mummy' over and over while she runs her fingers over the tip of your cock until your semen explosion ends up all over her chest.

[Anonymous No.14381831]

>>14381806
Based
>>14381815
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.14381844]

>>14381831
Excuse you? /lit/ is a momcest board. If you don't like it go back to you know where.

[Anonymous No.14381853]

>>14381815
>>14381769
based
>>14381806
>>14381777
>>14381831
cringe

[Anonymous No.14381885]

>>14381759
what is the point of living if I'm never going to be able to facefuck and titfuck this woman??
why do I exist if I will never get to feel her ample mommy tits wrapped around my throbbing cock and leaking milk as she works them up and down and then teases the tip of my cock with tongue until I can't take it anymore and I grab her by the hair and put her on her knees and just shove my hard 7" down her warm throat and viciously throatfuck her until she swallows every last drop of my cum and begs for more, slowly fingering herself as my penis grows rigid once again and she turns and spreads herself for me, urging me to 'make mommy feel good'?

[Anonymous No.14381908]

>>14381844
>momcest

[Anonymous No.14381940]

>>14381759
I opened this thread hoping for more pics, and I have been let down.

[Anonymous No.14381959]

>>14381940
Come here, Anon

[Anonymous No.14381960]

fucking coomers man, genocide when. have s*x.

[Anonymous No.14381962]

It's illegal to have sex with women in the UK, so good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.14382001]

>>14381960
I've had sex, but it doesn't appeal to me. Some might say I had too much sex as a teenager and it traumatised me. Either way, why would I want to fuck those sorts of women? They're revolting to me. I downloaded Tinder once just to see what all the fuss is about but it made me sick. I have friends who make an account on Tinder and basically water themselves down and pretend they like all this heinous shit just to get laid. That is coomer behaviour, if you ask me. Desiring to have your cock pumped, your head nestled within a pair of sagging milky tits and your gaping mouth never more than a centimetre away from the torn open child-birthing matured-like-a-fine-wine slit of a beautiful, graceful mature woman is a noble pursuit and I don't think it's fair to paint us with the same brush that is well deserved by the porn site wankers and Tinder-brain morons.

[Anonymous No.14382008]

>>14381959
More like COOM here amirite?

[Anonymous No.14382107]

>>14382008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.14382112]

>>14381759
For the first time in my life I'm thinking she's based.

[Anonymous No.14382142]

>>14381759
Imagine the OTK damage she could do with her hairbrush.
>No more straight porno for you, Anon. Only the fag shit from now on, buster.

[Anonymous No.14382690]

>>14382001
>I've had sex, but it doesn't appeal to me.


wrong hole.

[Anonymous No.14382703]

>>14381844
wuts ur favourite xev bellringer vid anon

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.14382769]

>>14382703
The original Zev

[Anonymous No.14383119]

JK "Send all trans to Azkaban" Rowling

[Anonymous No.14383120]

>>14381759
When will she make her Blacked debut?

[Anonymous No.14383127]

>>14382703
the sportsbra tittyfuck one

[Anonymous No.14383683]

>>14383119
JK "gender you can't choose even with polyjuice" Rowling

[Anonymous No.14383728]

For a young man in the 21st century, J.K. Rowling embodies just about everything that he hates about his own mother, but can't outright say to her. An aging neoliberal single mother with an inflated sense of self-importance using twitter to cope with her increasing irrelevance. The sort of woman who hasn't seriously thought about any of her opinions, but feels the need to push them on to others and condescend to anybody who might think differently.

She is an archetype. Neither insightful nor funny nor controversial. She is a consummate mediocrity basking in the praise of similar mediocrities the world over who have projected their own aspirations on to her, satisfied that somebody like them is a billionaire. Her Christianity is an accessory. She takes everything that she's been taught by public school and daytime television and fashions a god out of it.

She conceives of public affairs in the nebulous terms of "love" and "hate". The fact that an action might fall outside of either of these two categories, or that something she deems "hateful" might in fact be the wiser choice has not occurred to her. Despite this, she is shockingly easy to bait into a bitter, spiteful rage. Furthermore, her generosity only extends as far as her personal comfort. At the end of the day, it's little more than virtue signalling and if social opinion undergoes some vast sweeping change then she'll fall in line.

In many ways, she's already missed the boat. Her brand of comfortable feminism has already fallen out of style. She just doesn't know it yet. The second wave man-hating sexual phobia that sees rape everywhere. Its frigidity is evident in her writing. Then the bizarre merger with proud slut queer positivity. The post-hoc declarations of characters' sexual proclivities. The rationalization of racial retconning. It's like she discovered a Harry Potter fan tumblr, followed a couple links, and incorporated whatever she saw, resulting in an incoherent schizophrenic worldview. That's probably exactly what happened.

Her name is fucking Joanne. Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.14383741]

And one more thing. She has a surprisingly nice pair of tits that I'd really like to suck on.

She looks a lot like my own mother, but with nicer hair and way nicer tits. In fact, she's basically a more attractive version of my mother, which is great since the only thing that really held me back from fantasizing about my own mother is that she just wasn't good looking enough.

Rowling really seems like the kind of woman who'd suck her teenage son's dick. I mean it.

She gets back from le ebin GIRLS NIGHT OUT XD!!! Plastered out of her mind from sipping too much shiraz or perhaps pinot grigio. Maybe she and THE GIRLS even passed around a blunt at Samantha's house. I always find it funny when Gen X women think they're being SO BAD smoking weed. Mouth full of the most expensive cheese available at Tesco and whatever crackers Georgia had to get rid of. She's cackling with laughter and sobbing as she lurches in through the front door. She has zero self-awareness when it comes to her emotions, but defends them with religious fervor.

Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She sits down on his lap, suffocating him with her embrace and exhaling the stinking fumes of cheap wine right into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before muttering the he's the only on who understands her. Briefly, she looks into his eyes, trembling all over. Then she locks her mouth with his and begins to kiss him passionately. At first he is paralyzed, but his mom is kind of hot and he'll probably never have another chance like this. He's thought about it before. He kisses back and before long she's between his legs, pawing at his penis like the cats she collects. She takes it in her mouth and sucks it like she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

The next morning, she pretends not to remember anything, but blames him for the incident, finding subtle ways to punish him.

[Anonymous No.14383745]

>>14383728
>Need I say more?

No, you pretty much nailed it.

[Anonymous No.14383748]

>>14383741
>Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She sits down on his lap, suffocating him with her embrace and exhaling the stinking fumes of cheap wine right into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before muttering the he's the only on who understands her. Briefly, she looks into his eyes, trembling all over. Then she locks her mouth with his and begins to kiss him passionately. At first he is paralyzed, but his mom is kind of hot and he'll probably never have another chance like this. He's thought about it before. He kisses back and before long she's between his legs, pawing at his penis like the cats she collects. She takes it in her mouth and sucks it like she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.
Someone recommend me books like this!

[Anonymous No.14384371]

>>14381959
Those beefers

[Anonymous No.14384588]

>>14382703
For me it's Mommy is your New Girlfriend and Cum in Mommy's Pregnant Horny Pussy.

[Anonymous No.14384622]

>>14381801
Go back to Twatter

[Anonymous No.14384662]

Sirius BLACKED when?

[Anonymous No.14384780]

>>14381759
>>14381959
>>14383119
>>14383728
>>14383741

How do you think she comes?

[Anonymous No.14386033]

>>14384780
Hissing and scratching like a cat.

[Anonymous No.14386044]

>>14381759
The Jewellery tells me it would be boring and vanilla. Give me a coked up Lilly Allen any day.

[Anonymous No.14386201]

>>14381769
>>14381815
I heard she hates Americans, hope she doesn't mind me calling her "mommy".

[Anonymous No.14386208]

>>14384780
She doesn't. No man has ever successfully made it so.