[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature


View post   

File: 446 KB, 1296x825, 1576045160358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14360796 No.14360796 [Reply] [Original]

IS THAT A SQUID OUTSIDE OF THE WATER WHICH IS IT'S NATURAL ENVIRONMENT? OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I'M GOING IINNNNNNNSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14360858

>>14360796
how many squids u seen with wings nigga

>> No.14362309

wtf is the deal with cthluhu getting pwned by a ramming ship?

what kinda komisk gud gets beaten by such a lame thing as that?

>> No.14362684

Kek

>> No.14362693

>>14360796

lmao

>> No.14362707

>>14360796
/lit/ """humor"""

>> No.14362741

>>14362309
>Wakes up after eon long slumber
>Ready to usher in a new age
>Look to my right
>Get hit in the face with a fucking boat
It would be like waking up and turning to hit your alarm, but instead grabbing a cumrag and getting swatted in the face with a riding crop. Doesn't really hurt, but fuck man I'm going back to sleep.

>> No.14364215
File: 2.55 MB, 1920x1080, 1443837169_FAlloutIsllustration_Final.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14364215

based

>> No.14364476

>>14360796
IS THAT A NIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I AM NOW INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE

>> No.14364585

>>14362309
based turbochad norwegian captain vs. the anemic sleepy NEET squid monster

>> No.14364603

>>14364476
i have personally experienced this feeling before, i can relate wholeheartedly

>> No.14365325

The color UnLiKe AnYtHiNg SeEn On EaRtH

>> No.14365470

>>14364215
>f*llout

>> No.14365547
File: 867 KB, 853x480, 1497062319730.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14365547

OH NO
HORROR BEYOND IMAGINATION

>> No.14365732

>>14360796
>itt we proactively miss the point

>> No.14365743
File: 31 KB, 458x288, Negro Eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14365743

>>14364476

>> No.14366006

>>14365732
t. redditor

>> No.14366081

niggerman

>> No.14366099

>>14360796
Gonna go read The shunned house now, what should i expect. Finally getting into his longer stories.

>> No.14366105

>>14365547
the eyes of these deep sea creatures are not evolved to filter such strong light sources
all animals you have seen in films of these deep sea cameras died a miserable death as they were permanently blinded by the spotlight of the ROV

>> No.14366116

>>14364215
>not fallout 1
u had one job, anon.

>> No.14366153

>>14366105
do you have a single fact to back that up

>> No.14366296

>>14366153
yes actually i do

>> No.14366323

>>14365325
Underrated critique of "The Colour Out of Space"

>> No.14366331

>>14365325
>>14366323
it's not a colour

>> No.14366332

>>14366331
is it a smell?

>> No.14366362

>>14366332
no, it was probably some amorphic alien, considering it liked to eat

>> No.14366450

>>14360796
Based

>> No.14366452

>>14360796
>it was so scary I can’t describe it
Bravo

>> No.14366456

>>14360796
But Cthulu lives in the sea...

>> No.14366521

>>14366099
I just read it damn, is this the only horror story that has semi good ending, i honestly can't remember any other where the protaganist lives and dosen't go mad.

>> No.14366555

What is the best niggerman story to start with ?

>> No.14366566

>>14366323
synesthesia

>> No.14366647

>>14360796
>AND IT TURNS OUT I WAS ITALIAN THE WHOLE TIME!! OH GOOOOOOOOD I'M GONNA.. I'M GOOOOOOING.. ...INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.14366721

>>14360796
heh

>> No.14366726

KEK

>> No.14366739

>>14360796
I HAD A BAD DREAM!!!!!! MY WIFES BOYFRIEND DID TOO!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I'M GOING IINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14366767

>>14362309
kinda anti climactic of a story. i dont get it.

>> No.14367073

>>14365547
Why don't they just close their eyes then huh. If they are that stupid they deserve to die.

>> No.14367085

>>14367073
meant for
>>14366105

>> No.14367143

>>14360796
Ok he do be lookin kinda fresh tho

>> No.14367873

>>14362741
Who the fuck goes to sleep after getting swatted in the face with a riding crop. You'd get right up after than and swing harder.

>> No.14367883

>>14360796
Post the Italian one, it's much better

>> No.14368078

>>14362309
>>14366767
>>14364585
>>14362741
Fuck all of you illiterate goons. The boat passed through him as he was incorporeal and he didn't give a shit about it. What made him vanish was the second earthquake that came after the encounter. The earth split apart and sunk Ryleh back down along with Cthluhu, and that's what made him decide to sleep again.

>> No.14368192

>>14362309
Cthulhu can destroy planets and stars, how the hell is a ship going to btfo him?

>> No.14368339

>>14365547
I never realised cthulhu was this cute

>> No.14368364
File: 11 KB, 230x230, 51v2VlaMDvL._US230_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14368364

>>14365547
>>14366105
>>14366153
>Yes , a lot of those deep sea creatures are often blinded and left to die. Their eyes are a lot more sensitive to light than ours are. However, research subs usually use red light when in deep sea since 99.8% of animals can't see it (red is the first wavelength filtered out in seawater so there is no red light at depth. Almost all deep sea organisms don't even have photoreceptors to see it) and it's not harmful. The white lights are mostly used for filming purposes. But yeah, they are absolutely being blinded most of the time.

>A little bit unethical but it's not threatening to their extinction so… it's still being done.

Humans suck ass

>> No.14368377

>>14366116
Even New Vegas was shit. But I guess this is not /v/ to discuss such things, even though we would probably be better debators on such matters.

>>14365547
This is the type of shit you need to study if you want to write Eldritch.

>> No.14368511
File: 17 KB, 300x100, $ Chajalk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14368511

>>14368364
>https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/2n1yd4/how_is_it_that_when_deep_sea_creatures_are_filmed/
level 1
>SoulLessGinger992