/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14349762]

/lit/ or eloquently worded humor thread
Does anyone have the Pharoah (1998) image?

[Anonymous No.14349771]

>>14349762
Is Richard Spencer?

[Anonymous No.14349775]

Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

[Anonymous No.14349777]

>>14349775
based

[Anonymous No.14349794]

>>14349775
What are you gonna do about it, give me a haircut?

[Anonymous No.14349802]

>>14349775
holy based.

[Anonymous No.14349817]

>>14349794
Yes, a mohawk nigger.

[Anonymous No.14350383]

[Anonymous No.14350387]

A modern classic.

I'd also like to see Pharaoh (1998) >>14349762
I thought I had it but I don't. It's got to be the single funniest screencap like, ever.

[Anonymous No.14350411]

>>14349762
is there a bigger nigger in the universe than the Sun?

>always has to be the center of attention
>always trying to get up in everyone's business
>tries to burn everyones skin and make them minorities
>has spots and shoots out radiation for attention
>thinks its special but there are literally billions of them in the universe
>gets cucked by clouds like a fag
>tries to melt things
>worshiped by ancient mexicans and indians in blood sacrifices i guess
>gets S.A.D. in the winter time (like a huge pussy)
>tries to give white people (((melanoma)))
>thinks the world revolves around it
>an intricate part of (((photosynthesis))) Gay!
>doesn't control the tides or make werewolves like the based Moon

seriously the Sun is the biggest nigger kike in the world.

[Anonymous No.14350428]

>>14349762
>>14350387
I was browsing on my phone, but I have seen your pleas and switched to my desktop to post this. Appreciate my magnanimity.

[Anonymous No.14350441]

>>14349775
*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.14350446]

>>14350411
okay, now THIS is based

[Anonymous No.14350486]

>>14350428
absolutely based thanks

[Anonymous No.14350495]

This is sort of amusing

[Anonymous No.14350501]

>>14350495
t. 14 year old zoomer

[Anonymous No.14350505]

>>14349762
Here's it for phoneposting
Also I've just realized he thought the other anon was talking about Cities Skylines

[Anonymous No.14350507]

>>14350428
I fear this more than anything. (32 yo and hanging on at a university teaching Eng Lit to barely interested 18 year olds)

[Anonymous No.14350613]

>>14349775
Paul is just saying that its the common opinion of people at the time that long hair on men is shameful in order to make a comparison to something spiritual. He's not assenting to the rule that men shouldn't have long hair. Although Jesus probably didn't have long hair.

[Anonymous No.14350648]

>>14350613
>Although Jesus probably didn't have long hair.
except he did

[Anonymous No.14350668]

>>14350648
How can you possibly prove that assertion or even make it seem probable?

[Anonymous No.14350686]

>>14350668
because he wore his hair as the nazerenes did, long hair with a center part, straight to about the top of the ears then wavy.

[Anonymous No.14350689]

>>14350668
pure conjecture but this is how i would go at it
>Jesus lived during the times of the Romans
>Romans were known for having short hair, particularly its soldiers
>any place under Roman control would have some degree of Roman influence
>thus it is possible that Palestine had some Roman culture, reflected in fashion
>Jesus was an Arab living in Palestine under Roman control
>thus, highly possible nigga had short hair

[Anonymous No.14351064]

>>14349775
jesus is often depicted with long hair
also, men naturally have long hair (at least, the white ones do)

[Anonymous No.14351436]

>>14350428
I'm like 99% certain that I'm the person who capped this

[Anonymous No.14351484]

>>14350441
Jesus had short hair.

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[Anonymous No.14351519]

>>14350428
Do you also have his post about finally getting hired as a professor? That was probably the most heartwarming post I've read on lit.

[Anonymous No.14351531]

>>14350428
>I am the most well-informed Husserl scholar on the North American continent

[Anonymous No.14351538]

>>14349775
>>14350613
>>14350648
>>14350668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puzgpBoesss

[Anonymous No.14351646]

>>14350411
>>tries to give white people (((melanoma)))

Probably more caused by toxins in the air/water/food and exacerbated by sunlight.

If you are free of toxins, the Sun literally gives you energy. There's a reason why sunbathing feels so good.

[Anonymous No.14351789]

>>14351484
And we say so
And we know so

[Anonymous No.14351810]

>>14350686
Are you referring to the vow of the Nazarite? Jesus was from Nazareth (unrelated I'm pretty sure) but wasn't under this vow, he drank alcohol as another example.
John the Baptist almost certainly operated under this vow though.
>>14350689
Jesus wasn't an Arab lol but yeah that's what I'm saying, I think he probably had short hair.

[Anonymous No.14351864]

>>14349775
t.circumsized head

[Anonymous No.14352279]

>>14349775
this is why there are headscrafs, but no, it's oppression of women right? christians.

[Anonymous No.14352294]

>>14352279
>he didn't read the rest
"But if a woman nourish her hair, it is a glory to her; for her hair is given to her for a covering."

[Anonymous No.14352491]

>>14350383
goddamn

[Anonymous No.14352543]

>>14350689
>>Jesus was an Arab living in Palestine under Roman control
WE

[Anonymous No.14352553]

>>14350689
>Jesus was an Arab living in Palestine
I never realized that this was a part of my belief system--until now.

[Anonymous No.14353570]

>>14350689
lmao this is shit tier historical reasoning

>ruling class had short hair
>therefore the entire empire had short hair
The Roman Empire wasn't North Korea lmfao

[Anonymous No.14353621]

>>14350495
Plato, again, being a brainlet. If the female form is what you desire, then desire a female and stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14353679]

>>14349762
What's HSTS?

[Anonymous No.14353685]

>>14353621
The female is an imperfect apparatus that mimics / nears the idea of feminine. It's yet another pile of patterns connected to the holy idea of femininity. Ergo, why fucking buck angel is homosexual for a man.

[Anonymous No.14353703]

>>14351500
Delectably based

[Anonymous No.14353739]

>>14351500
once had a chinese history class where the old (taiwanese, so not much of a fan of the prc) professor just sort of gave up halfway through a lecture to say that he did not like china very much

[Anonymous No.14353767]

>>14353685
And where did the idea of femininity arise if not from the imperfect feminine personification? One could argue that everything is an imperfect mimicry of that which is imagined in your head. That doesn't make the real any less important.

[Anonymous No.14353820]

The Romans had a simple measure of it:
if you take dicks up the ass, then you're gay.

[Anonymous No.14353831]

>>14349762

[Anonymous No.14353838]

>>14353820
>if you put dicks in ass you're not gay
ok gaylord

[Anonymous No.14353929]

>>14353767
>One could argue that everything is an imperfect mimicry of that which is imagined in your head. That doesn't make the real any less important.
The imagined is, in any materialist interpretation, just as real as all other forms the material Universe can take. There is no hierarchy because there is no comparison. You're juggling two different mental models in your head and trying to pick your daddy is stronger variant. Idealism can, however, differentiate these things and evaluate them by their own belief systems and histories.
We select our mates, we don't accept just anybody. We require some level of attraction, and as such, the model of 'feminine' has to be more perfect in our knowledge. The ideas are not just nonsense appearing in a mind, though their sequencing might be, they are direct references to existence as such.

>And where did the idea of femininity arise if not from the imperfect feminine personification?
Consider where we come from; apelike ancestry - and we evolved towards something else, closer to what our art shows than the mere biology that the Science stasi left us with. The idea is permanent, and this (womankind, traps, art) is its local, species-wide manifestation. We recognize paintings of women and femininity, and indeed, we can learn to recognize femininity and masculinity in other species as well. It's easy when the dimorphism is emphasized, with many mammals and birds, in behavior (local form across time) if not in direct appearance. Our tastes and choices select who we make our offspring with, and as such, the phenomena of attraction, the models, ideas, situations it seeks direct our evolution.

There are plenty of other species that do manifest masculinity and femininity as separate, however, it's not a Universal rule that they should be all that distinct. There is likewise, no necessary reason to keep humanity as dimorphic species, and we could breed out of it if we manage to desire it enough.

[Anonymous No.14354074]

>>14350428
classic

[Anonymous No.14354144]

>>14349775
I sympathise with your male pattern balding problem I really do, but it is YOUR problem.

[Anonymous No.14354320]

>>14354144
>>14349775
>whynotboth

[Anonymous No.14354374]

>>14353685
You have it backwards. The feminine exists in service to femaleness, that is to say to gestation and childrearing, and whatever else helps these goals.

[Anonymous No.14354389]

>>14349775
Based

>>14350441
That's not that long though.

[Anonymous No.14354400]

>>14354374
>The feminine exists in service to femaleness
Wrong. That attitude is how you select towards Angler fish.
The female is only worth anybody's time if it seeks the feminine (or equivalent, valuable) ideals. This will be apparent in choices, cultural emblems, speech, posture etc, and you get to weed out low quality females based on this - just as they do for males and masculinity.

We wouldn't need to learn gender roles from our parents and culture if you were correct. We'd just be vageena posting on FB like Indians.

[Anonymous No.14354421]

>>14350441
>>14351484
The criteria for short hair in 1st Century Palestine was shoulder length or shorter. Women's hair was waist length.

[Anonymous No.14354683]

>>14354421
damn, that basically clears up everything. makes sense too

[Anonymous No.14354822]

>>14349775
your """""god""""" is a literal cuck who lets these things happen to begin with

[Anonymous No.14354869]

>>14354400
Girls don't need to learn how to be feminine, they intuitively understand the benefits of acting that way. Same with boys and masculinity. Our culture is trying very hard to stamp out these behaviors but it's not really working.

[Anonymous No.14354920]

>>14354869
>but it's not really working.

[Anonymous No.14354943]

>>14354822
He can't even overcome his own impulses

[Anonymous No.14354962]

>>14354920
>somehow missed the massive right wing backlashes against modernity in every important western state outside of europe
But sure, you've gotta use that massive folder of soi faces sometime, right?

[Anonymous No.14354973]

>>14354962
>backlashes against modernity
lol what backlashes? angry autists on basket weaving forums?

[Anonymous No.14354985]

>>14354973
>somehow missed australia, britain, and the us voting in right wing leaders

[Anonymous No.14354988]

>>14354973
So somebody edited this to say 'stepson' im guessing

[Anonymous No.14354989]

>>14354973
Pretty sure he's just referring to Brexit and Trump. Two blips in a world full of blips.

[Anonymous No.14354990]

>>14350411
WRONG!

[Anonymous No.14355010]

>>14351519
Bump for interest. Never seen this.

[Anonymous No.14355027]

>>14350507
what uni?

[Anonymous No.14355032]

>>14354989
>shit that happened years ago which no actual concrete anything happened as a result.

[Anonymous No.14355046]

>>14353831
Bros I love McCarthy and Borges so much I literally get goosebumps reading their shitty meme rehashes written by illiterate hentai addicted NEETS.
Rec me other authors.

[Anonymous No.14355166]

>>14349794
bother you till you give in

[Anonymous No.14355194]

>>14350411
but moon is literally a cuck to the sun
isn't sun basically what's keeping the earth at habitable temps so organisms like you can function
it literally is the king of not just one entire planet but around 9

[Anonymous No.14355210]

>>14350613
>make a comparison to something spiritual
Such as?

[Anonymous No.14355224]

>>14351519
That was fake, it references the "black man who doesn't like Plato" /lit/ meme. Still a great post though

[Anonymous No.14355273]

>>14350411
based

[Anonymous No.14355288]

>>14350411
nice bait, the moon is evil, everyone knows that

[Anonymous No.14355297]

>>14349775
The Eternal Christcuck

[Anonymous No.14355596]

>>14350411
>source of all life
>rises over good and evil alike
>symbol of god in virtually all cultures
>praised by Zarathustra as well
>benefits the myriad creatures but doesn't ask for credit
pinnacle of based

[Anonymous No.14355608]

>>14355596
>dabs on the weak vision of soibois

[Anonymous No.14355666]

>>14351484
this jesus had fade cut

[Anonymous No.14355709]

>>14355666
nice try satan

[Anonymous No.14355891]

>>14354985
Also Italy, Austria, Poland... Sweden and Finland to follow, and then there's the Yellow Vests in France...

[Anonymous No.14356010]

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[Anonymous No.14356066]

>>14356029
>Stonewall Jackson and freebleeding
Every FUCKING time

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[Anonymous No.14356126]

>>14356029
but half of these sounds pretty interesting, esp
>Einstein contra Bergson -- who rapes me more by having existed?
lel

[Anonymous No.14356138]

[Anonymous No.14356211]

>>14356138
Women are extremely picky about shoes. Some own 50+ pairs and they put emphasis on them. What's the reason for this?

t. I don't hate shoes or women for liking shoes

[Anonymous No.14356229]

[Anonymous No.14356230]

>>14349775
Nah, fuck off but trannies should get killled.

[Anonymous No.14356324]

>>14356029
absolutely based and true

[Anonymous No.14356347]

>>14356029
>Opinions on women having sex in Weimar newspapers
Sneaky beaky

[Anonymous No.14356715]

>>14356211
I don't understand it either.
The men at my work have 0-2 pairs of shoes at their desk. I have one that I change into once I get to the office (Chicago here, dress shoes don't fare well in winter).
The women, however, easily each have four. One of my coworkers left recently and had eight pairs.
It confuses me. Sure, we all like to feel like we're looking nice, but most of your day is spent sitting at a computer. They're not salesmen, and most of the people here only talk to their coworkers. I plain don't understand it.
>former first lady of the philipenes had over 1000 pairs of luxury shoes
>I have maybe 16, and half of those are specialized (e.g., snowboots, hiking boots, water shoes, dance shoes, etc.), and a bunch are too worn out to really wear

[Anonymous No.14357321]

>>14356229
we have become too degenerate for degenerates

[Anonymous No.14357340]

>>14356715
>16 pairs of shoes
bro you are fucking weird, I just have 2 pairs of shoes.
Brown cowboy boots and black combat boots.
I am set for life.

[Anonymous No.14357730]

>>14356715
i have shitty pair of timberland boots that i wore a hole through the toe after less than a year (fuck chink boots i'm buying nick's or white's next spring), a pair of winter bean boots that i just recently bought and a pair of grey suede chukkas that i got in like 10th grade which still fot after some 4 or 5 years.
but really if i ever had more excuses to dress up i would have more. as it is i just have the boots ofr functionality and the chukkas for when i have to dress up lie twice a year.

[Anonymous No.14357748]

>>14356230
>telling St. Paul "nah, fuck off"

[Anonymous No.14357760]

>>14357730
>>14357340
>summer hiking boots
>winter hiking boots
>office shoes
>black dress boots
>fancier black dress boots
>brown dress boots
>gym shoes X2 (one for kept in the car for the gym)
>dance shoes
>water shoes
>skate shoes
>converse X2
Most of these have a purpose

[Anonymous No.14357821]

>>14357760
i don't judge you for having a lot of shoes, hell i wish i had reason to own more. even if all of those shoes didn't have a specific function i wouldn't judge you, shoes are pretty great desu.

[Anonymous No.14357845]

>>14354985
>liberal leaders

[Anonymous No.14357894]

>>14356029
>tampons pads and ironclads
This is so good it hurts

[Anonymous No.14357973]

>>14356098
lost at "page is to big"

[Anonymous No.14357978]

>>14356114
fucking kek
>indifferent to me whether what i have thought has already been thought before me by an author

[Anonymous No.14357994]

>>14356715
tbf think about shoe situations for men vs women in the office
>men wear either brown or black dress shoes
>women might wear flats or heels, in brown, black, or nude

[Anonymous No.14358063]

>>14354400
Except creatures like the anglerfish are the epitome of femininity
Human females aren't even close

[Anonymous No.14358065]

>>14356098
beautifully written

[Anonymous No.14358169]

>>14356715
>one pair of dress shoes for work and formal events
>one pair of sneakers for running and the gym
>one pair of casual street shoes for everyday use
>one pair of flip flops for beaches, pools, and gross showers I might encounter
>one pair of Asolo hiking boots for innadesert /out/
>one pair of Sorrel packboots for innasnow /out/

What else a nigga need

[Anonymous No.14358228]

>>14356098
I love how despite all that he still got 61%

[Anonymous No.14358263]

Anybody have the cap of the anon who tried to give a presentation on Snow Country and ended up telling his whole literature class he was madly in love with the main love interest?

[Anonymous No.14358395]

>>14356098
Always been one of my favorite memes, and first introduction to the story of Oedipus

[Anonymous No.14358422]

>>14350383
Shit

[Anonymous No.14358443]

>>14355046
Schopenhauer. Borges loves him. Sch would have praised McCarthy for writing evil, nature, will.

[Anonymous No.14358463]

>>14356715
i cd and i have more pairs of female shoes(4-6) than male shoes(<2)

[Anonymous No.14359021]

>>14350689
>Jesus was an Arab living in Palestine

[Anonymous No.14359028]

>>14354973
>lol what backlashes? angry autists on basket weaving forums?

[Anonymous No.14359198]

>>14349762

[Anonymous No.14359214]

>>14350428
this is possibly the best work /lit/ has ever produced. the harrowing set up, the deadpan non sequitur, the autistic alley oop.
>(1999)
beautiful

[Anonymous No.14359277]

>>14359198
kek

[Anonymous No.14359304]

>>14349775
I'm merely emulating the glory of Jesus Christ, our saviour, by sporting a long hair and a thick beard.

[Anonymous No.14359319]

>>14356029
Reminds me when i tried to hit on a woman at the bar. It went okay, until she said history was interesting and she was a history graduate. Her subject was "history of trans people".
>mfw

[Anonymous No.14359460]

>>14359198
is it dead yet?

[Anonymous No.14360346]

>>14359198
Holy fuck I forgot about this one. Pure kino.

[Anonymous No.14360353]

>>14356138
This makes my heart hurt. Like fuck, he’s doing his goddamn best.

[Anonymous No.14360385]

>>14349775
say that to my face you worthless kid diddler, and see what happens. I'll make you choke on your incense i swear to me mum.

[Anonymous No.14360399]

>>14356058
Name of book on left?

[Anonymous No.14360447]

>>14356715
I probably have 40-50 pairs
>15 pairs of dress shoes
>5 dress boots
>3 cowboy boots
>2 lifting shoes
>3 running shoes
>3 work boots
>5 hiking boots
>2 climbing shoes
>3 sandals
>3 duck boots
>2 grass cleats
>1 turf cleats
and more but thats what I know off the top of my head. I am not even a shoe fan, but I usually buy a new pair for every formal event I attend

[Anonymous No.14360473]

>>14360447
>15 pairs of dress shoes

Why would you need more than a maximum of 3 pairs? Are you a richfag showing off?

[Anonymous No.14360484]

>>14353679
HomoSexualTransSexual. Basically, the passing earlier transitioning trans who has more feminine physique than that of other later transgenders

[Anonymous No.14360518]

>>14356138
same Anon will cry about someone insulting his waifu or not leting him pick his main in whatever trash anime game.

[Anonymous No.14360572]

>>14359198
>In a second, the follies of men are undone
This happened to me before and it convinced me that the anon who wrote the pasta knew exactly of what he was talking about.

[Anonymous No.14360661]

>>14349762
took a while for terfs to realize trannies are the overly high dominative trait men who found a loophole to keep their game without being sexist blocked.

[Anonymous No.14360681]

>>14350411
>thinks the world revolves around it
Truly based

[Anonymous No.14360718]

>>14357730
>i have shitty pair of timberland boots that i wore a hole through the toe after less than a year
Bro mine fell apart in under a year too. Drives me up a fuckin wall thinking about it. I heard a rumor somewhere that timberland makes two different quality boots for each model they put out, one for fashion and one for actual work.

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>>14359198
Does anyone have a link to a video of this exact moment? It sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.14360811]

>>14360572
Story time anon?

[Anonymous No.14360854]

>>14356029
>tampons pads and ironclads

oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.14361210]

>>14360447
Materialist heathen

[Anonymous No.14361417]

>>14359198
reminds me of this pasta

>David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

>He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

>I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

>Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

[Anonymous No.14361496]

>>14360811
Eh, fine. Earlier this year a relative of mine came to visit from germany, where she lives. She does this yearly because she has some property here, and also to visit friends and other relatives like us. She stayed at my great aunt's house for a few days, and I went there along with other relatives to see her. I'll call her Jane.
Now my great aunt, being an old widow, has a hard time when it comes to phones, computers, and that sort of stuff. So when the internet at her place stopped working, it didn't affect her at all, as the ones who really ended up using it where guests at her house and her late husband. The internet hadn't been working for a while now (you could log in to the wifi but not access the internet from it), and by the time we got there it wasn't working still.
Now Jane, not living here, didn't have mobile data or even a local phone number, but still relied on the internet to talk. She arranged to stay at her friends' houses, like she did wih my aunt, and then used the internet from those places to talk to other relatives and friends, arrange meetings, handle her activities here, etc. It was essential, in short. And for SOME reason, her phone managed to connect to the messaging app -- and that alone -- on the funky internet at my grrat aunt's house, so that there was no problem at all for her there. The essential was there for her and she wasn't one who'd stay in her phone for more than what was truly necessary.
Now me, being the internet addict that I am, and not having mobile data at the time due to a change in sim cards, began trying to, using the router's control panel, see if I could make it work again, since I couldn't open the browser and subsequently post here.After half an hour of messing around with settings, with many reboots, internet still wasn't working, since I'm a tech illiterate and waa doing it only because of my frustration of not being able to pass time the way I wanted to pass time. So I gave up, didn't think much about it, but then overheard Jane saying that her internet stopped working. And Jane is a kind soul. She really is. I love her a lot, so when I heard that being said I then explained I had been messing with the router, seeing if I could make it work (we had talked about how the internet wasn't good before, that's how I knew that she could use her app despite that). I asked her if she could access it now, and she said she could not. I asked her if that would be a problem for her, and she, being the good sould that she is, said that it would, but didn't get angry or demand answers, only became resigned, but in the most heartbreaking way that only I, at the time, could've experienced.
Now, utterly posessed by concern and desire to right my wrongs towards the ones I loved, overflowing with guilt, I began a long process of calling at the service provider, asking for instructions and whatnot. (1/2)

[Anonymous No.14361592]

>>14350495
If you’re referring to Phaedrus as the reasoning for Plato’s argument then you must understand that he was writing from the viewpoint of Socrates.

[Anonymous No.14361604]

>>14361496
sounds like a dns issue

[Anonymous No.14361657]

>>14360811
>>14361496
(2/2)
I'll spare you of the details, but only know that it was over an hour of desolate, heartbroken me desperately trying to atone for my sins against a terrible, miserable system employed by the company as means to detract any possible customers from having their issues resolved. It sucked and the already stressful experience was compounded by my impotent rage against this violated goodness.
In the end, I had an employee on the phone who, after multiple tries of trying to solve the issue with our internet from the call center, instead opted to send a repair team to our location. For smal, non-relevant issues to this story that couldn't be done, not because of the service provider, but because of us, and after all that, my lenghty spectacle turned out empty, and I was left devastated.
Now Jane, the good soul that she is, after having seen all of that, and after having heard from me that the issue still hadn't been fixed, and after having heard from me a million apologies, opened her phone again and went to wifi, with me by chance being next to her. Bear in mind that she was connected to the wifi that worked beforehand, and that I had ruined. After some seconds of searching, a new name popped up on the list, the same name as that network, but with 5-something at the end. She, much to my disbelief, gave a little 'aha!', clicked on the new network to connect, used the same password of the previous one, and, not only had her messaging app connection restored, but now had FULL INTERNET ACCESS. Whereas with the old one you'd get the wifi symbol with a small exclamation beside it, the new one on here phone was completely normal. She thanked me or something, but I don't really remember because I was truly baffled, and, instantly knowing what just had happened that quote resurfaced on my mind:
>In a second, the follies of men are undone
And I knew it. I knew it had happened. I knew that, opening my phone, or any other device, that network wouldn't be anywhere to be found, but I did so, like any good skeptic would, and nothing. All my long-winded, futile, fruitless endeavors, me trying to correct the wrongs I myself had inflicted upon others, in a SECOND leveled, completely correcter, masterfully undone by God. It wasn't an epiphany, but close. Remember that line anons, even if you take my story to be completely material. In a second, the follies of man are undone.

[Anonymous No.14361699]

>>14356050
I don't think everyone has read don quijote in the original spanish. I can barely read it as a spanish speaker.

[Anonymous No.14361720]

>>14353831
whos the 2nd last on the right

[Anonymous No.14361753]

>>14360809
this

[Anonymous No.14361782]

>>14358228
Because it actually explains what is it about the book.

[Anonymous No.14361876]

>>14361657
Nicely written, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.14362840]

someone post the bovine toes pasta

[Anonymous No.14362880]

>>14349762
Fcking kek my friendo. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.14362899]

>>14349775
men not having long hair is a 20th century invention you dumbass

[Anonymous No.14363097]

>>14350383
what a faggy way of writing

[Anonymous No.14363151]

>>14356029
>Men: fruity nurturing special hypothetical patterns uwu
>Women: the real world

[Anonymous No.14363519]

>>14363097
its the spacing's fault

[Anonymous No.14363559]

>>14363151
>women
>reality
The closest they get it when they birth a man into this world.

[Anonymous No.14363845]

>>14349775
Based and amenpilled