/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14308385]

>16 pages due sunday at midnight
>Havent started yet
>mfw

[Anonymous No.14308457]

>>14308385
>signed permission slip from my parents due monday
>i havent even told my parents yet

[Anonymous No.14308492]

>>14308385
midnight in an hour or a day?
if you've got 24 hours, it's entirely doable, having been there myself. decide right now to keep it a couple pages below the limit, and that's even shorter.

[Anonymous No.14308494]

>>14308457
kekd (laughed)

[Anonymous No.14308520]

Guys I am ACTUALLY FAILING MY UNI CLASS BECAUSE I CAN'T READ THE MATERIAL AND WRITE THE PAPERS THIS ISN'T A JOKE MY LIFE IS FALLING APART HOW DO I GET MYSELF TO DO THIS MATERIAL

[Anonymous No.14308529]

>>14308520
post syllabus

[Anonymous No.14308554]

>>14308520
just read theory bro

[Anonymous No.14308560]

>>14308520
You literally just read things and write bullshit about it. How is this hard?

[Anonymous No.14308565]

i hope OP is ignoring us because they're writing

[Anonymous No.14308574]

>>14308529
Basically this textbook

[Anonymous No.14308592]

>>14308385
>have 14 words due at 88 hundred hours tomorrow
what do i do lads

[Anonymous No.14308593]

>>14308574
haha, I remember community college. just buck up and read it, one section at a time. it's boring because it completely lacks historical uncertainty, every event is presented as factually complete. just read it and imagine you're reading a fiction book, it's tolerable. think about the fact that if you don't do it you'll be a homeless loser forever.

[Anonymous No.14308595]

>>14308565
Yea, just checked back in. Trying to grind this out.

[Anonymous No.14308602]

>>14308385

60 pages due next friday.

Am on 8/60 now.

Thanks anon, you give me new hope. You're kind of screwed though.

[Anonymous No.14308608]

>He isn't already a master of pretending to have read books and making up arguments on the spot from years of tireless training on 4chan

[Anonymous No.14308611]

>>14308385
move to a different timezone, give yourself some extra hours

[Anonymous No.14308626]

>>14308385
>>14308520

The bar for success at the undergraduate level is extremely low, you can write like you have an IQ of 80 and English is your second language and still pass. Even in the English Major programs, they care way more about structure and argumentation than they do grammar and sentence structure; in fact, grammar and the associated elements are usually only 10% of the paper’s grade.

> Bullshit thesis
> Find textual “evidence” you can claim proves the bullshitted thesis
> Strong topic sentences that act to state the main point of the ensuing paragraph
> Follow each quote or source with a sentence explaining how it relates to your main argument (what it demonstrates etc.)
> Last sentence of each paragraph acts to conclude the main argument of that paragraph in a way that relates it to the next main point
> Essay’s conclusion paragraph restates thesis like a 10th grader then discusses the significance of the thesis in broader potential terms.

[Anonymous No.14308630]

>>14308611
Based. I'm headed west.

[Anonymous No.14308634]

5 words minimum 3 syllables each due next month what the how fuck help

[Anonymous No.14308655]

>final papers due midnight tonight
>frightened to open my inbox
>20 papers to grade in 2 days
>all of them are going to be rushed half-baked shit
>the next 2 days of my life is completely wiped out

[Anonymous No.14308664]

>>14308655
Is this why I get such good marks for such shit essays?

[Anonymous No.14309324]

Update, I'm almost done with the third page, decent work, I'm not gonna go to bed till I finish 8.

[Anonymous No.14309345]

This is my life.

[Anonymous No.14309382]

>>14308385
>50 word essay due next month at midnight
what the fuck am i gonna do bros?

[Anonymous No.14309589]

>>14309382
Fuck, just withdraw, no point in taking an F.