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Why are Jews and Muslims so based while Christians are cringe?

>> No.14289892

>>14289886
Tribal mentality

>> No.14289913

>>14289886

1) grass is always greener.
2) you're dumb.

>> No.14289923

>one-line writing prompt
>no source, argument or context
>puerile gibberish
>phrasing a lie as a question to try to force the listener into a defensive position
Try again, OP. Or better, don't.

>> No.14289942

>>14289923
>incorrect pedantry to hide the fact they are faced with the vapidness of their ideology

ok boomer

>> No.14289979

>>14289942
Why are you a middle-aged half Japanese half Colombian used car salesman and registered sex offender? Why, anon? How did that happen?

>> No.14290061

I don't get religion.

>> No.14290143

Can't comment on Muslims because I am one so I'm very biased. Jews are based because the Zionists left them alone for the most part, just simple courtesy for hijacking their identity. Christians can be based, but they've been too warped by the Zionists.

I don't think the Christians are inherently more pathetic than the other two, they just have bad luck. And soon enough the Muslims will get their turn too. Saudi Arabia has been pushing strongly for a more progressive society, even going as far as to execute famous scholars who won't bow. It's now becoming more acceptable to not wear a hijab. The youth are bypassing strict social expectations of decency with technology.

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>>14289886
>genital mutilation
>based
No.

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>>14289979

>> No.14290157

>>14289886
Judaism and Islam was developed by tight-knit ethnic communities as a survival strategy

Christianity was born among the deracinated multicultural masses to cope with life

>> No.14290175

>>14289886
1. Because they don’t worship idolatry (Jesus) which the laws of Noah and the 10 commandments explicitly say not to. Yes Muslims worship Jesus but not as God.

2. Jews and Muslims actually have tradition and sacredness. Go to a Modern Orthodox neighbourhood and you’ll see people praying 3x a day and keeping kosher and keeping the Sabbath (Shabbat) sacred. They all know how to read Hebrew text and pray and do kiddish the same way Jews have done for thousands of years.

3. Christians are too splintered. On one side you have a craft beer drinking hipster who’s talking about Jesus and on the other side you have Catholicism which has cucked every sense of itself with Vatican II. There’s no tradition in Catholicism anymore, it’s just Protestant light.

4. Judaism is based because it’s based on proper practice rather than proper belief. You can be an Agnostic Rabbi and they do exist. Einstein was a Jew even though he was probably an atheist, but the atheist part didn’t matter and he’s still accepted as a Jew. Once a Jew (either born or converted Orthodox) always a Jew.

>> No.14290287

>>14290148
It is based actually.

>> No.14290318

>>14290143
A good post in a trash thread. Seems pretty odd that Saudi Arabia is pushing for a more progressive society interestingly enough.

>> No.14290364

>>14290318
Not him, also I'm muslim, I wouldn't call it progressive in context. More like an indication of a return to pre-Islamic ways, but very subtle.
>>14289886
Really terrible OP. I'll say this though, I have Christian friends and they make good allies to a point, so long as they aren't put in charge they're just about the best right hand men one can possibly hope for.

>> No.14290551

>>14290175
>3. Christians are too splintered. On one side you have a craft beer drinking hipster who’s talking about Jesus and on the other side you have Catholicism which has cucked every sense of itself with Vatican II. There’s no tradition in Catholicism anymore, it’s just Protestant light.

You know absolutely nothing about Catholicism.

>> No.14291153

>>14289886
>Why does (((((the media))))) portray Christians in a negative manner.
truly a mystery for the ages.

>> No.14291170
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>>14291153
>Thinking they don't portray Muslims in an even more negative manner

>> No.14291171

>>14289886
I don't trust anyone who won't eat a pork roast or a BLT.

>> No.14291193

>>14291171
whats a blt

>> No.14291198
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>>14289886
Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved

>> No.14291206

>>14291171
Don't you trust Jesus, anon

>> No.14291211

>>14291198
with a single image i have been converted. very impressive.

>> No.14291215

Only protestants and catholics are cringe

>> No.14291242
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Jews learned to reform

>> No.14291276

>>14290175
Have you heard the hadith about Mohammed covering the statue of the virgin mary and child? He was an idolater. And broke moses (G-d's) law multiple times by killing.
>>14290551
Its an intellectual black hole. You don't know about catholicism. You just submit to yertsa hara and lose your soul and faculties. Yeshua was just a man and jesus means yay-Zeus. He was clearly not the messiah
>>14289886
Jews are based because they've been thinking about and worshipping G-d for millenia, and because they have wicked traditions and know to serve with Joy. Islam is probably worse than Christianity imo as Muslims follow a worse false prophet who encourage violent proselytism and it idolises Mohammed way to much.

>> No.14291292

>>14291206
This is the level of folly they are under. Yeshua was a jew!

Lord! Open the eyes of the blind and crush the wicked! Scour ignorance from earth and unite us under your wondrous majesty!
HalleluYAH!

>> No.14291317

>>14291276
God grew tired of your tribe. You cant jew God with kosher light switches for millennia and expect him to put up with your shit.

>> No.14291318

first time ever hearing that Jews are based on 4chan kek

>> No.14291331

You're all so stupid lol. God is fake cuz there's no evidence for him. And kids in Africa are dying and stuff. How is He good if Nazis happened? Check out r/atheism and remove these delusions from your minds.
Also I recommend Dawkins. If you're smart enough to understand him you'll learn a thing or two.

>> No.14291332

>>14291276
>Muhummad broke Gods law multiple times by killing.

>But its okay when Moses does it


Im so sick of fucking retards, both Jews and Christians criticising Muhummad for the same reasons that everyone else criticises the Old Testament Prophets.

There are plenty of good reasons to criticise Islam in its own theology (lots of ambiguous verses that even muslim scholars dont understand for example, when the Quran was supposed to be a clear and concise book)

But stop fucking using appeals to emotion and Liberal arguments against it, when all religions, especially the Abrahamic religions, have always been diametrically opposed to Liberalism

>> No.14291562

Because only Orthodox are Christians.
Heretics aren't Christians.
https://youtu.be/DhKGQBMs9D4

>> No.14291569

>>14291562
>oUr cHuRcH iS tHe rIgHt oNe, eVeRyOnE eLsE iS a hErEtIc. jUsT tRuSt mE

Said every Christian church ever

>> No.14291572

Obviously Gnostics are the only real Christians, and they were mostly wiped out by the Heretical Church. Lucky Sophia managed to save some of our texts from Yaldabaoth destroying them

>> No.14291577

>>14291331
Atheists at least grow out of that phase unlike Christians who act like this well into their old age.

>> No.14291579

>>14290175
This is so embarrassing, Einstein and other non practicing Jews are recognised as Jewish because it’s an ethnic group as well as a religion you retard.

>> No.14291977

>>14290175
based and redpilled
>>14291276
>have you heard the hadith
>hadith
i thought we were talking about islam?

>> No.14291981

>>14289923
You basically described a good half of the threads we've had for maybe four years now

>> No.14291995

>>14290175
>ou can be an Agnostic Rabbi and they do exist
Not in orthodoxy, only Reform Judaism would put up with that shit. Reform Judaism is just as stripped of any tradition and spirituality as Protestantism.
Reform Judaism is a holocaust worship cult

>> No.14292075

>>14291153
remember what happened to mel gibson after the passion of the christ?

>> No.14292191

>>14291292
>Yeshua was a jew
No, he is God.

>> No.14292199

>>14290287
No.

>> No.14292220

>>14290175
>Judaism is based because it’s based on proper practice rather than proper belief. You can be an Agnostic Rabbi and they do exist.

Just seems like empty ritual disconnected from any higher spiritual principles.

>> No.14292225

>>14291332
>Im so sick of fucking retards, both Jews and Christians criticising Muhummad for the same reasons that everyone else criticises the Old Testament Prophets.

Which OT prophets married their adopted son's wife and then fucked a 9 year old?

>> No.14292304

Everyone in here is criticizing christianity based on fake neo-christian ideologies like the various protestant cults and roman Catholicism. All these are later forms of christianity and contradict the bible. The only true church it the eastern orthodox church. The byzantines under this form of christianity became one of the most successful nations the world has seen.

>> No.14292309

>>14292225
You probably unironically think that Incest and Paedophilia were taboos in 2000 bc like they are now. And we have very little biographical information on any of the prophets from the OT, like we do for Muhummad

Tell me, what should the age of consent be, objectively speaking?
If we go by science alone, then it is as soon as a Girl reaches puberty. Anything beyond that is subjective.
Im not saying that it should be 9. Im just saying that nobody can determine what it should be objectively, so all the criticisms of Muhummad fall on the "Modernist Fallacy".

Both Aisha and her parents were fine and consented her marriage to Muhummad, and Aisha never regretted it when she was older. There is lots of writing from her directly, she was quite happy to be married to Muhummad.

>> No.14292315

>>14292304
I will agree that Eastern Orthodox Christianity is much closer to the original doctrine of the Gospel, but it isnt Gnosticism, so it isnt the original teaching of Jesus

>> No.14292325

>>14291569
>I haven't read history

>> No.14292327

>>14292325
>Everyones stupid except me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_schisms_in_Christianity

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>>14292225
God himself, apparently

>inb4 'apocrypha bad'

>> No.14292364

>>14292351
>>inb4 'apocrypha bad'
Yep they are.
Is there no end to the nietzschefag larping? God was a bvll cucking Joseph but there is no indication of her age.

>> No.14292368

Why did I click this embarrassing thread?

>> No.14292390

>>14292364
Jewish tradition places the age of consent at 12. Do christians have a problem with this? or only when Muhummad did it 3 years earlier.(that could have actually been anywhere between 9-16 according to different reports, but I will humour you and say it was 9)

>> No.14292399

>>14292364
Some "apocryphal" texts scholars and historians do believe to be authentic (like the Thomas Gospel). Jesus himself quotes Old Testament Apocrypha as well dumbass

>> No.14292410

>>14292351
Wait guys, was Jesus a heretic for using a book like the Septuagint?
since it contains fake pseudepigrapha like the Book of Enoch and the Psalms of Solomon?

>> No.14292415

>>14291276
>he thinks he's respecting God's name by butchering it.
The delusions of judaizers.

>> No.14292483

>>14292410
>was Jesus a heretic for using a book like the Septuagint?
When did Jesus use that?

>> No.14292487

>>14292390
There is a major sexual difference between a 12 and a 9 year old girl. Namely puberty.
I have a problem with jews sucking mutilated baby genitals or writing in their Talmud that sex with <3 year olds is fine.

>> No.14292495

>>14292487
I agree, and under Sharia Law the girl needs to have started puberty to be allowed to have sex (And have parental consent for marriage).

So either
>She was really slightly older, like 11 or 12
or
>She was one of the rare cases that had an early Period at 9

>> No.14292504

>>14292483
All of the Quotes Jesus made from the OT were from the Septuagint version (there are some slight wording differences from the regular Tanakh)

And, his disciple Jude quoted DIRECTLY from the Book of Enoch in the Epistle of Jude. (Apparently there are other quotes from the Psalms of Solomon as well but I haven't looked into it yet)

Also, the Septuagint was the most commonly used version of the OT among the Jews in that area at the time.

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>>14289886
>we must cut the foreskin off otherwise it's bad because it's bad
>we must mutilate the genitals of women so they do not feel pleasure even during sex because it's bad BAD BAD
>Better watch out goy, the GOD is always watching you
>WE BE GOD'S FAVORITE we are his chosen race and very special
>We must actively hunt down and kill as many people as possible to enter heaven
>WE ARE HIS FAVORITE CHILDREN REEEEEEEE WE ARE HIS SPECIAL LITTLE BOIS
>we are so unhinged that if you merely draw our prophet we will unironically believe you deserve to be beheaded
>no you can't say that because sinfull bad BAD SINFULL BAD STOP OBEY US SINFULL BAD BAD
There are unironically people who believe those filthy vermin are based and redpilled

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Attention everyone; this thread was made by a STINKY ANGLO.

>> No.14292807

>>14291331
This but unironically.

>> No.14293634

>>14291170
No, they don't. Even when media shows Arab villains (which is mysteriously less common now than in the past), there are never negative portrayals of the faith itself.