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[SPOILER] No.14248298[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Sex-havers and cumbrain coomers (basically sex-havers without the other person) shouldn't be allowed anywhere near literature. The greatest works have been produced by those that have had the least sex, especially those that have had no sex. Repressed sexual energy is turned into creative energy. If you're constantly draining yourself of potential creative energy, you can't produce great works. If you want to be a good writer, you need to refrain from all sexual activities. Coomers and sex-havers will seethe, but that's because the truth hurts.

>> No.14248323

>>14248298
wot u got against the Lake District m8?

>> No.14248336

>>14248298
E Michael Johnson got BTFO by a droopy eyed literal who orthodox Jew named Doovid.

>> No.14248340

>>14248298
t. Mr. Fascist

>> No.14248407
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>>14248298
CUM CAPITALISM:

i have cum
and produced my fiat coin
by this my loosed loin
i have cum

i have cum
to pictures grotesque
of old ladies' wiry nests
i have cum

i have cum
in McDonald's chairs
and in kitchen tupperwares
i have cum

i have cum
all day and all goddamn night
at just the thought, just the sight
i have cum

i have cum
because i was told
by girls pissing gold
i have cum

i have cum
to nubile gamer twitch thots
instructing me like programed sex bots
i have cum

i have cum
here and there
and everywhere
i have cum

i have cum
my whole youth away
and since i no longer pray
i have cum

i have cum
when all i wanted the most
was the gentle kiss of Thanatos
i have cum

i have cum
in my own bedsheet
to lithe, lovely feet
i have cum

i have cum
and i almost envision
a happy, intimate collision
i have cum

i have cum
but always by my own touch
which now hardly pleases very much
i have cum

i have cum
because i goddamn well can
but never in a woman
have i cum

;
and so,
now in sorrow

i

go

>> No.14248455

>>14248298
>Repressed sexual energy is turned into creative energy
C O P E

>> No.14249317

Most of the greatest writers had normal amounts of sex. Most weren't celibate nor were they sluts. Stop the cope.

>> No.14249322

I am currently stroking my cock

>> No.14249402

>>14248407
kek

>> No.14249406

>>14249317
Some were even deviants, like Joyce and Tolstoy. Dickens to an extent and Shakespeare too.

>> No.14249412

I literally just coomed only moments ago
I shall continue to coom indefinitely

>> No.14249416

>>14248298
Honestly, please kill yourself.

>> No.14249441

>>14249406
Do you mean Shakespeare being possibly gay?

>> No.14249442

>>14248407
7/10