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Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:48:51 2019 No.14206628 [Reply] [Original]

If we trained cats to write, what would they write about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:51:05 2019 No.14206641 File: 750 KB, 400x250, catscatscats.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:51:27 2019 No.14206645 File: 20 KB, 565x596, 1556762778603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206628 they would write about gusic

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:51:39 2019 No.14206647 >>14206628 They wouldn’t even if they could.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:53:11 2019 No.14206656 >>14206628 their own buttholes and what they taste like

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:53:23 2019 No.14206658 >>14206628 Would claim writers block and start drinking scotch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:53:52 2019 No.14206660 Miaow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:54:47 2019 No.14206663 cat stuff

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Wed Nov 20 20:57:19 2019 No.14206674 File: 10 KB, 226x223, 09FD1BCC-E19C-4874-AC8D-2CB6953FDCAC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206628 Maoism

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 20:57:33 2019 No.14206677 >>14206628 They would probably unveil the ultimate truth of the universe. Also, >>14206647 this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:10:25 2019 No.14206728 >>14206674 Did you remember to do your daily dilation today, Butter-kun? If you forget even just once your gaping, puss-filled neo-vagina will heal and we wouldn’t want that.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Wed Nov 20 21:13:37 2019 No.14206740 File: 910 KB, 288x248, 21F04E23-035D-44A3-818C-1699EDAAF9AE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206728 My eyes are fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:19:09 2019 No.14206765 If cats could write about history, their history would be mostly about cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:22:12 2019 No.14206778 File: 225 KB, 789x1200, 71hzVu0VNzL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206628 They would write this

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:24:09 2019 No.14206786 Probably how it doesn't, matter are they black or white as long they cat mice

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:29:20 2019 No.14206808 >>14206740 please post a pic i want to beat my meat also cats would write about how stupid humans are

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:36:46 2019 No.14206848 >>14206740 why doesnt your skull protect your eyeball its like you want to lose an eye

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:44:30 2019 No.14206883 File: 31 KB, 720x514, doge propaganda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206628 they would immediately shill against the established knowledge of toxoplasmosis

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Wed Nov 20 21:49:34 2019 No.14206905 File: 40 KB, 825x546, DF8891AA-1585-47EF-8FC0-9836659B78D0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206848 Honey, if skulls covered your eyes, you wouldn’t be able to see anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:53:07 2019 No.14206918 >>14206905 Sweaty…

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:54:22 2019 No.14206923 >>14206918 dont you mean sweetie you goofball lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 21:57:50 2019 No.14206938 >>14206905 hey did u see my comment >>14206808

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 22:02:40 2019 No.14206960 >>14206778 Waghai wa neko de aru...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 22:04:05 2019 No.14206971 File: 44 KB, 500x373, D9FC4836-6B91-45F9-A8F0-B9F5123F1BC1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206923 You will never be a real woman. Go ahead and report me, faggot coward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 22:07:15 2019 No.14206984 >>14206628 Cat faggotry and cat shenanigans

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Wed Nov 20 22:07:59 2019 No.14206987 >>14206938 Yes. >>14206971 Just stop posting it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 22:12:39 2019 No.14207005 Whatever a lazy entitled teenage girl on her period would write about

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 22:13:40 2019 No.14207009 >>14206987 >>14206971 im gonna coom now thanks also cats would be fascist

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 20 22:15:54 2019 No.14207022 File: 45 KB, 692x640, 1561454325565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14206883 what would doge write if he could

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Wed Nov 20 22:17:36 2019 No.14207029 File: 19 KB, 289x289, BD0D2FEB-3495-4E4D-B0B8-2CB662568D7C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14207009 Disagree

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 00:53:51 2019 No.14207516 3000+ page stream of consciousness epics on them wanting food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 01:00:22 2019 No.14207537 >>14206628 Can you imagine a cat condescending to express itself to lesser creatures right now? If they could write, they would only do it if they were hungry and you were deaf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 01:02:11 2019 No.14207543 >>14207029 It's true. The inability to feel love, particularly familial or parently love, is best expressed by the Leftist, who murders her children because she is lazy and hates responsibility, and then dies alone--surrounded by cats.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Thu Nov 21 01:06:25 2019 No.14207567 >>14207543 >It's true >Followed by nothing coherent much less true

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 21 01:25:27 2019 No.14207636 >>14207567 Oh it is perfectly coherent, hole, and that is why you are angry.