/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14088684]

books about modern britain? (f**k the jannies ed.)

an actual inquiry into the state of the british isles would be ripe pickings for any third-rate houllebecq clone, yet there is not one even decent chronicler of our time. will self is too pleased about his smug boomer cleverness (real or imagined), martin amis too fairy and fart-huffing, sally rooney (pretty much a londoner with a vaguely irish accent) too cold and rigid in her autistic basic-bitch marxist pamphleteering, zadie smith and kate tempest too weepy and naive in their graffiti-is-street-art multiculti sentimentalism, and ian mcewan can just go fuck himself

is londonfrog the only real head remaining in albion?

[Anonymous No.14088702]

>>14088684
>the state of the british isles
here's a book that'll help you understand the absolute state of Britain

[Anonymous No.14088716]

>>14088702

[Anonymous No.14088789]

People who see nothing wrong with lust, sex and masturbation are the biggest brainlets in the world. These people pictured are like animals, driven only by urges of hunger and copulation, puffed up by primordial pride.

[Anonymous No.14088796]

>>14088684
who cares of britain lol

[кoт No.14088813]

i want to punch the living shit out of those cunts. the guy looks like he borderline has down syndrome and i don't even know what fucking words describes that thing on the right.
thx i will add this picture to my "the failure of sexual competition" graduation thesis

[Anonymous No.14088826]

i'm working on the great british novel all the way up in sunny blackpool anon don't worry

[Anonymous No.14088851]

>>14088826
based, keep us posted

[Anonymous No.14088895]

>>14088684
thank god I'm bi, that guy is gorgeous

[Anonymous No.14088939]

You mean like an Irvine Welsh who managed to not be shit once the 90s we're over?

[Anonymous No.14088951]

>>14088789
this but without a shred of irony.
stop being a slave to your base desires

[Anonymous No.14088990]

>>14088939
kinda, or pic related in novel form

but i'd settle for ersatz wellbeck too

[Anonymous No.14089066]

>>14088813
Can you post any of thesis here? If not, do you know any books on it?

[кoт No.14089096]

>>14089066
just look at the peaCOCK. his tail is so BIG and LONG that it is a handicap. it obstructs his movement and makes him an easy target just so a female would hand him her smelly loose peapussy.
>"hahah omg peanon it's too short for me, i just can't do this i am way out of your league. lol go drown"

[Anonymous No.14089119]

>>14088684
Will Self

[Anonymous No.14089128]

>>14088951
Or what?

[Anonymous No.14089134]

The Common Filth discography

[Anonymous No.14089169]

This was previously recommended in one of these threads. John Lanchester's Capital is also good.

[Anonymous No.14089188]

Jerusalem by Alan Moore

[Anonymous No.14089229]

>>14088684
>kate tempest too weepy and naive

True, but this was good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKnb6JxHn6s

[Anonymous No.14089236]

Who gives a fuck about a third world country that is actively leaving the community of nations right now? I hope the Irish take their full isle back to finish off the last remains of your shit empire.

[Anonymous No.14089307]

>>14089236
Seethe more untermensch

[Anonymous No.14089320]

>>14088939
>we're over
Leave this board.

[Anonymous No.14089325]

>tfw anglos are going to sink forever with their shitty country

[Anonymous No.14089332]

>>14089325
>tfw ireland is going to reunite

[Anonymous No.14089355]

>>14089229
Da toreez r propa evil innit

[Anonymous No.14089358]

>tfw when the whole world speaks your language in an act of submission so total, so perverse, that you are brought the the edge of eternity by the merest hint of a foreign accent.

[Anonymous No.14089369]

>>14089332
Never understood you micks and your belief that most of England would be quite happy with you reuniting just to shut up your fucking whining for one second

[Anonymous No.14089376]

>>14089369
I'm not actually irish just anti-british

[Anonymous No.14089387]

>>14089376
Don’t hate the player anon, hate the game

[Anonymous No.14089398]

>>14089376
Success breeds jealousy I suppose.

[Anonymous No.14089405]

>>14089376
based

[Anonymous No.14089407]

>>14089398
I can’t even pity England because their downfall is so pathetic. At least ours will be kino

[Anonymous No.14089435]

>>14088702
got 'em

[Anonymous No.14089468]

>>14089320
Ooh your hard

[Anonymous No.14089607]

There's pic related, but I haven't read it

>>14089119
But the recent Well Self trilogy was all set in the seventies, right? Only read the first one, but it had more World War than modern life

>>14089188
I only read a bit of this and it was awful. Nobody is reccing them here, but I feel the need to condemn Nicola Barker and Ali Smith while we're at it.

[Anonymous No.14089632]

>>14089369
>whining
The IRA aren’t whiners lad they’ll blow up your nan

[Anonymous No.14089751]

>>14089607
Shark was set in the 70s and Umbrella shifts from the 80s and 2000s. If you want modern day Britain Self, his Quantity Theory of Insanity and Tough Tough Toys for Tough Tough Boys are good

[Anonymous No.14090689]

>>14088826
HELL YES

[Anonymous No.14090914]

>>14088684
They don't even look like people anymore. I wonder though, how much farther can we actually go?

[Anonymous No.14090950]

quality choice of picture, op

[Anonymous No.14090979]

>>14088789
Humans have been stripped of everything that made us good, nothing but pornographic stimulation remains

[Anonymous No.14091005]

>>14090914
seething g/acc trannies on twitter WISH they were on this level of transhumanism

[Anonymous No.14091032]

>>14089307
Sorry, that word now requires a tariff be paid to the European Bank.

[Anonymous No.14091082]

>>14089407

Your downfall is looking pretty pathetic to me mutt.

[Anonymous No.14091083]

>>14089236
Lol always makes me laugh when euros get emotionally invested in their little larp projects

[Anonymous No.14091162]

>>14091082
blacked is pretty kino

[Anonymous No.14091256]

>>14091082
you sir are tempting me to break my 150+ days nofap streak

[Anonymous No.14091266]

>>14091083
Better than being politically invested in your LARP project, Britbong

[Anonymous No.14091268]

there needs to be a new anglo realism that leaves nothing to the imagination

[Anonymous No.14091490]

>>14089236
Can't wait for based Scotland to fix the Anglo mistake once and for all.

[Anonymous No.14091926]

Hornby? I think he's going to set them in the past more and more to avoid writing it

[Anonymous No.14092596]

>>14091926
nah, too old and rich

[Anonymous No.14092734]

>>14089369
In your lifetime there will be a united Ireland and an independent Scotland. And it's all thanks to you English fucks voting for Brexit. 'Great Britain' will be just basket-case England and sorry-arse Wales. Eat that ya limey cunt.

[Anonymous No.14092754]

>>14088813
R type sexual selection. This is the future Liberals are bringing us towards.

[Anonymous No.14092763]

>>14091256
how the fuck is he tempting you with that stupid pic? Are you still THAT fucking weak after 150 days?

[Anonymous No.14093345]

>>14092763
After the first 30 days it got way, way easier, and I haven't been getting any sudden urges almost at all.

The downside is that if I let my mind slip sometimes I can get aroused by literally anything. But I don't think I'll break my streak too soon, no worries.

[Anonymous No.14093349]

>>14088684
Capital - John Lanchester

[Anonymous No.14093368]

ASOS fast fashion core.

[Anonymous No.14093498]

>>14088702
haha nice one fellow patriot 8-)

[Anonymous No.14093503]

>>14091490
Scotland can't fix anything, a country of dependant entitled fools who will fail under independence.
T. A Scotsman

[Anonymous No.14093513]

>>14093349
Always avoided this one because of the whole "a footballer, a millionaire, an Indian shopkeeper" premise. Sounded like a sort of social panorama balancing act which had more to do with the people in magazines than the people I actually meet.

[Anonymous No.14094091]

>>14092734

hoes mad