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Have some poor blonde farm boy be the secret heir to the kingdom. Make him become a rangers assistant and fight evil goblins once he leaves blacksmith foster parent. Make him ride dragons and shit. Put him in a love triangle and then have him face the super evil dark lord of darkness and evil.

>> No.14082385

>>14082371
Why does this plot sound so familiar?

>> No.14082387

sounds pretty cool if you ask me

>> No.14082392

>>14082371
Yeah you're right. He must have platinum, red, pink, green or some stupid colour hair. If you don't spot the mc between the crowd in 0,1 seconds it's not a decent shitty fantasy book

>> No.14082393

>>14082371
Instantly appealing except for the love triangle.
Kill dragon instead of riding it though.

>> No.14082394

was this supposed to be read in an angry black woman's voice interspersed with claps?

>> No.14082400

>>14082371
>blonde
What the fuck does race have to do with it?

>> No.14082404

Eragon? For those of you who've read Eragon, would you have fucked Saphira?

>> No.14082409

>>14082371
>Make him become a rangers assistant and fight evil goblins once he leaves blacksmith foster parent.
A story about some grizzled old knight having to teach the king's wild peasant bastard how to be a real prince could actually be rather intresting

>> No.14082914

>>14082371
>Put it in a videogame

>> No.14082933

>>14082371
also be sure you write every character to share the same beliefs as you, and have the villains hold beliefs that you disagree with. Because after all, YOUR way of thinking is the right one, anything that you don´t like is EVIL.

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>>14082371
This is almost a description of Adventure Time, if you take away the heir-to-the-kingdom and blacksmith-foster-parent bits.

>> No.14083004

>>14082371
How incredibly clever and topical of you, these truly are the most salient problems of the fantasy genre

>> No.14083007

>>14082933
If you don't believe your way of thinking is correct, there's something wrong with your worldview

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>>14082371