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14014723 No.14014723 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?

>> No.14015881

Baby shoes, for sale. Protip: You're wearing them.

>> No.14015917

Anon sat in his room. Nobody knocked on the door.

>> No.14015927

I died last week. Hello

>> No.14015937

the phone rang. anon, you're hired.

>> No.14015966
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14015966

I pulled up to the Chic-fil-A drive through and placed my order. "Sorry sir, but we're all out of chicken tenders."

>> No.14015975

My penis is 4 inches. Im black

>> No.14016213

These are terrible LOL

>> No.14016242

>>14014723

I think I've. Left the oven on

>> No.14016253

The road suddenly merged into one lane. A road sign appeared ‘Exit Only - Camden, New Jersey’

>> No.14016252

>>14015937
keked harder than i should have

>> No.14016265

I booted up my computer. "Let's check 4chan," I said aloud.

>> No.14016287

If only I could make him remember in a 5 seconds. Just a glimpse of that feeling would be enough, before he turned back into a stranger.

>> No.14016290

"Mom!" It turned itself, focusing its single bulbous eye on me.

>> No.14016291

>>14016252
What's your second sentence?

>> No.14016308

>>14014723
“Look at this,” she said, pointing to the object in her hand. It was a thin, narrow piece of a plastic, with two lines showing on a display in its center.

>> No.14016358

>>14014723
Niggers. Niggers everywhere.

>> No.14016418

I sat alone in a room, silent and still, my shadow resting against the far wall. It collapsed.

>> No.14016428

>>14016418
Thanks for trying anon

>> No.14016556

He laid in bed and stared at the ceiling. She spoke quietly, "It's okay, I've heard a lot of guys have that problem."

>> No.14017752

The man was floating naked between the moon and mars. The shadow of the Abomination was cast over him as it began to crack the Earth.

>> No.14017840

>>14017752
Jesus, this is awful; these are all fucking bad, but yours is the worst. You're gay

>> No.14018194

>>14015937
spooky d e s u

>> No.14018786

>>14017840
being gay isn't that horrifying anymore

>> No.14018793

>>14015927
spooky as FUCK

>> No.14018864

The tasty smell of beans and eggs hit him first. Then came the sound of a second fart

>> No.14018869

think about everything and everyone you've ever cared about in any way. it's all a figment of your imagination and will not have mattered in the slightest way once inevitable doom drags you into eternal nothingness.

>> No.14018873

I love you. Read 7:36pm.

>> No.14018909

>>14018873
>current time 7:37pm
i-it's still alright

>> No.14018969

>>14018869
People tend to think there's something 'special' about this time in particular, the time that they're living in, whereas I find it much more likely that this has happened before in various forms over an infinite amount of time that never stops, endless civilizations in past universes, of which no information remains, no memory exists, they disappeared into the dark like we will with every embarrassing moment and every loving moment. Only the present remains.