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Name things you can say about a novel but not about a woman Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:24:56 2019 No.13969537 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:26:08 2019 No.13969538 >>13969537 I spend a lot of time with them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:26:49 2019 No.13969540 >>13969537 Smart, funny, interesting, and brilliant.

>>	Old Man Thu Oct 10 16:27:43 2019 No.13969545 >>13969537 I've taken novels to my bedroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:28:16 2019 No.13969548 I have easy access to the ones i desire or fancy at any given moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:28:35 2019 No.13969550 >>13969537 They know how to have fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:30:19 2019 No.13969560 >>13969540 >>13969550 Not gonna make it the two of you so far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:30:55 2019 No.13969565 >>13969560 what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:31:50 2019 No.13969571 File: 5 KB, 259x194, bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13969537 it's a category of objects that sometimes contains characters that look like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:05:59 2019 No.13969752 phew, i'll never have to do THAT again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:07:42 2019 No.13969765 >>13969537 40 dudes haven't coomed in them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:08:52 2019 No.13969774 >>13969537 I can make inquiries about their weight and age.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:09:20 2019 No.13969777 A book I loved never fucked my brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:09:54 2019 No.13969783 >>13969537 The older the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:22:51 2019 No.13969846 >>13969783 >>13969777 >>13969774 >>13969765 >>13969752 >>13969550 >>13969548 >>13969545 >>13969540 >>13969538 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:24:51 2019 No.13969855 >>13969783 Best one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:25:59 2019 No.13969861 Crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:27:40 2019 No.13969875 >>13969537 Some are too thick

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:29:39 2019 No.13969886 It's not good to break their spine

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:32:50 2019 No.13969903 Hm, it's used, but i don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:33:06 2019 No.13969905 >>13969783 Succinct

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:33:53 2019 No.13969907 I have a collection of at least a hundred of them at home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:36:59 2019 No.13969920 >>13969907 i have a collection of at least a hundred of them in my basement?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:38:12 2019 No.13969924 I would never burn one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:39:11 2019 No.13969929 It was really boring at first, but all the effort really paid off in the end!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:40:55 2019 No.13969939 >>13969537 Useful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:41:53 2019 No.13969944 >>13969537 Held my interest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:41:57 2019 No.13969945 >>13969537 A good source of information.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:44:02 2019 No.13969952 >>13969537 Gave me papercuts on my dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:48:41 2019 No.13969971 I like novels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:49:45 2019 No.13969977 File: 19 KB, 220x353, ButterflyNovel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there is one called butterfly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:51:53 2019 No.13969987 >>13969537 I don't judge a one by its cover

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:52:55 2019 No.13969993 File: 48 KB, 710x577, lääkeapustaja42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13969977

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:24:29 2019 No.13970133 manlets can pick them up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:30:08 2019 No.13970151 when i put my bookmark in them it doesn't get slimy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:48:37 2019 No.13970229 They're worth owning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:50:31 2019 No.13970232 Theyre worth the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:51:48 2019 No.13970238 "Man! That was worth the fifty cents!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 18:59:26 2019 No.13970264 >>13969537 Pretty fucking thick. I couldn't finish. I'll give it to you when I'm done with it. Wow that's pretty insightful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 19:01:39 2019 No.13970268 >>13969537 They don't resist when I put my dick inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 19:18:17 2019 No.13970326 you only get a fine for not returning them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 19:19:49 2019 No.13970336 The older the better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 21:11:11 2019 No.13971003 >>13969905 I'll suc ur cinct

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 22:48:49 2019 No.13971519 >>13969537 you can't judge one by the cover

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 23:31:09 2019 No.13971708 >>13969537 This sucks dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 23:33:05 2019 No.13971720 File: 50 KB, 900x900, BAB9F39F-0827-4656-8345-7631EF0A284E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can at least take it’s jacket off

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 23:33:42 2019 No.13971724 >>13969977 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 23:36:49 2019 No.13971737 Belong outside the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 00:32:11 2019 No.13971973 I've touched more than one book in my life

>>	House of Leaves Guy Fri Oct 11 01:13:26 2019 No.13972125 File: 21 KB, 304x450, HoL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13969537 My favorite is House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 01:27:56 2019 No.13972177 i dropped it again

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 01:35:23 2019 No.13972199 I'm glad this has annotations

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:05:38 2019 No.13972280 >>13969537 thicc

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:12:30 2019 No.13972311 I love you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:16:20 2019 No.13972320 ripping a novel up into its constituent matter would make me feel sad instead of orgastic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 08:52:12 2019 No.13973286 >>13972125 Based house of leaves guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 08:58:48 2019 No.13973309 >>13971720 >it’s

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 09:09:18 2019 No.13973331 I love lolita

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:48:13 2019 No.13973628 Kept me up for hours on end

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:45:04 2019 No.13974561 [DELETED]

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I keep around 300+ shelved away in my home
The digital version is just as good as the real thing.

Things Incan say about about a book that I can also say about a women:

Smells wonderful
Good company at home or in public places
I could spend hours with them, but some of them I can put down
Some of them are bright, some of them are dumb
A real Paige Turner

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:46:57 2019 No.13974570
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I keep around 300+ shelved away in my home
The digital version is just as good as the real thing.

Things I can say about a book that I can also say about a women:

Smells wonderful
Good company at home or in public places
I could spend hours with them, but some of them I can put down
Some of them are bright, some of them are dumb
A real Paige Turner

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