/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13818146]

what books should I read to impress qt art hoes

[Anonymous No.13818168]

Nabokov
Salinger
Ellis
other gay shit

[Anonymous No.13818169]

>>13818146
/Chadcore/, like 4-hour Workweek by Tim Ferris

[Anonymous No.13818172]

>>13818146
they don't care

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.13818173]

>>13818146
1. Stop calling them hoes
2. Which books do you like to read?

[Anonymous No.13818184]

>>13818169
tell me more about this book. I wanna be a chad

[Anonymous No.13818186]

>>13818172
This is correct. Art hoes don’t read.

[Anonymous No.13818188]

>>13818169
LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13818196]

>>13818173
>Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
whore

[Anonymous No.13818198]

>>13818146
art hoes like yaoi

>>13818173
look at this ho

[Anonymous No.13818199]

>>13818173
Art hoes is their own chosen label....

[Anonymous No.13818211]

>>13818173
>Stop calling them hoes
no.
>Which books do you like to read?
this isn't about me, this is about the hoes

[Anonymous No.13818251]

>>13818173
Every time I see one of your posts I make a mark on a piece of paper. Every mark is another tranny I will kill :)

[Anonymous No.13818258]

>guy tells me what he's reading to try and impress me
>Fight Club
>Infinite Jest
>Notes From Underground
>Crime and Punishment
>Moby Dick
>Blood Meridian
>The Catcher in the Rye
>American Psycho
>Stoner
>2666
>No Longer Human
>Lolita
>The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea
>Gravity's Rainbow
>Starship Troopers
>Ulysses

[Anonymous No.13818273]

>>13818258
did you fuck him?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.13818293]

>>13818211
Answer the damn question, OP.

[Anonymous No.13818298]

>>13818273
no

[Anonymous No.13818304]

According to >>13816330
GEB should do trick

[Anonymous No.13818306]

Kurt Vonnegut
Jack Kerouac
Charles Bukowski
Hunter S Thompson
Anthony Burgess
Stephen King
Harry Potter
Any YA book that's been made into a movie within the last 5 years

>>13818258
Damn that's a genuinely impressive "books chicks will never understand" playlist

[Anonymous No.13818336]

Don't actually read any books. Just skim the wikipedia articles and bullshit like you know what you're talking about. Mostly let them talk and pretend you're interested and actually listen to them so you can repeat shit they say to make them think you care. Get close to them while they're talking and make body contact. Then go back to your place and fuck.

[Anonymous No.13818410]

>>13818293
answer mine first

[Anonymous No.13819140]

>>13818173
butt hurt fly

[Anonymous No.13819151]

>>13818146
>what books should I read to impress qt art hoes
There is one book you should read. It is titled "Face, Height, Frame".

[Anonymous No.13819156]

>>13818258
Oh, yea, Starship Troopers. The famous go-to book to impress women and get laid. 2/10 bait, not even trying.

[Anonymous No.13819158]

>>13818172
Only correct answer. Would you fuck an overweight leg beard just because she read the same books as you?

[Anonymous No.13819162]

>>13818146
just google 'best books'

[Anonymous No.13819170]

>>13818258
>girl tells me she likes to read a lot too, "what authors do you like?"
>Stephen King
>Suzanne Collins
>John Green
>Jane Austen
>George Orwell
>J.K. Rowling
>G.R.R. Martin
>Paulo Coelho
>Isabel Allende
>Anne Rice

[Anonymous No.13819850]

>>13819170
Paulo Coelho is actually the worst one on that list.

[Anonymous No.13819868]

>>13818146
The Coiled Serpent by Cornelis Johannes Van Vliet

[Anonymous No.13819877]

>>13818146
art hoes only care about how tall you are and if you are a professional artist/musician or a professor, OP

[Anonymous No.13819921]

Literally no arthoe cares WHAT you read, as long as you're reading something

[Anonymous No.13819970]

>>13819877
>>13819921
both of these, see pic related

[Anonymous No.13819971]

>>13818146
Something that teaches you how to act like an abusive father since that's what gets them wet

[Anonymous No.13819993]

>>13818146
The Cumbrain Manifesto by me

Chapter 1 : Everything is about sex. How to obtain more orifices to deposit your white urine into. Sex sex sex sex sex. I love sex.

The end

[Anonymous No.13820073]

>>13819970
an incel made this

[Anonymous No.13820076]

>>13820073
brings back some bad memories, roastie ?

[Anonymous No.13820092]

>>13820073
How does every single roastpost bear out holes.jpg, every single time? I don't understand it. You'd think they'd at least break from the script occasionally. It must be such a universal impulse to them that it's pre-rational.

Imagine what it must be like having a woman's brain. A man says something mildly critical of a woman? "I bet you just can't get laid." Your bus arrives five minutes late? "Fucking incel bus, I'll NEVER let that bus fuck me now." Annoying mosquito? "Virgin mosquito, I'll never give you my holes mosquito, incel mosquito." It's the omni-solution to all life's problems. The whole world revolves around your holes and the Great Chain of Being is arrayed according to who has been deemed worthy and unworthy of holes-access.

[Anonymous No.13820126]

>>13820092
>huh, people are always telling me I'm a virgin loser who will never get a girlfriend; this must say a lot about women's psychology.

[Anonymous No.13820128]

>>13820092
Imagine being this person irl.

[Anonymous No.13820150]

>>13820073
probably, but it's also accurate

[Anonymous No.13820160]

>>13820092
"A man possesses genitals, a woman's genitals possess her."

[Anonymous No.13820184]

>>13820160
What is with misogynists projecting quintessentially male faults onto women? Men are more likely to be sexually aggressive, men are more likely to cheat, men are more likely to sexually assault and rape, men are more likely to watch porn, do drugs, act impulsively, commit crimes, leave their children, beat their spouse, etc. Yet misogynists on this board claim that all women care about is sex and they are sluts and they're purely instinctual creatures, etc. When these are non gendered traits that, if one had to assign them a gender, would be more associated with males!

[Anonymous No.13820192]

>>13818336
This t.b.h.

Also whatever you like to read, as long as you're passionate and alpha enough in expressing why you like it, will impress art hoes (and most people really, most people don't read that much and passionate non-spergy interest is always attractive).

[Anonymous No.13820195]

>>13818173
you're a whore as well. but not a cute whore like ops pic, youre an ugly whore, that nobody wants.

[Anonymous No.13820205]

>>13820092
To be honest that's how a good part of society and art is structured.

[Anonymous No.13820766]

>>13819970
>time to watch transformers
kek'd

still giving off strong incel vibes though

[Anonymous No.13820791]

>>13820766
You meant to click "Downvote," not post white noise.

[Anonymous No.13820808]

>>13820791
>You meant to click "Downvote," not post white noise.
Couldn't of said it better myself.

Now if only you could be made self-aware.

[Anonymous No.13820834]

Now OP, why would you want to impress hoes? I suggest you reconsider your priorities

[Anonymous No.13820887]

>>13820184
Missed the point entirely. That extract was saying that because men can be both sexual and non-sexual, their sexual nature is stronger, more apparent, and because women can only be sexual, their sexual nature is less intense, more subtle. Male sexuality is more intense but is only a small part of a man's being, female sexuality is less intense but is the all-consuming essence of a woman's being.

[Anonymous No.13820897]

>>13818146
When are mods going to start banning these threads? It's now spread to other boards.

[Anonymous No.13820903]

>>13819170
>omg I love reading!!

[Anonymous No.13820960]

>>13820897
>When are mods going to start banning these threads?
Never ever ever. Have you noticed that /lit/ is no longer about literature? That novels and authors are hardly ever discussed here any more? That the far majority of threads are pseuds, posers, and plebs opining on religion and philosophy? Face it, anon, literature doesn’t sell on /lit/, and shit threads like this one are needed to provide a little variety from the endless Catholic vs. Muslim and Evola vs. Guénon threads.

[Anonymous No.13821031]

>>13818258
Fuck what a genuinely based list of books
Maybe I should read my dates my fav passages from Moby Dick and use their reaction as criteria

[Anonymous No.13821453]

>>13820808
>Couldn't of
Yes yes.

[Anonymous No.13821461]

>>13820897
Just hide these types of threads

[Anonymous No.13821478]

>>13819970
kek

[Anonymous No.13821484]

>>13820960
>t.

[Anonymous No.13821998]

>>13818146

read as much as you want, it's irellevant. be attractive and a good enough conversationalist. appear apathetic for bonus points

[Anonymous No.13822026]

>>13818146
none, just read the wikipedia pages, most art hoes don't read book and when they do it's just skimming whilst half paying attention they have no more than a surface level of knowledge about any book, also you shouldn't want art hoes in the first place they have no worth

[Anonymous No.13822035]

>>13822026
>they have no worth
every human being has worth, anon

[Anonymous No.13822042]

>>13822035
every human has worth to the human species but not to individuals, someone can have worth to you but absolutely none to me and vice versa

[Anonymous No.13822044]

Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
How to Win Friends & Influence People - Dale Carnegie
Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion - Robert B. Cialdini
Way of the Wolf: Straight Line Selling - Jordan Belfort
The Art of Thinking Clearly - Rolf Dobelli
What Everybody Is Saying - Joe Navarro

Become a chad

[Anonymous No.13822049]

Talk to them and you will lose all interest.

[Anonymous No.13822057]

Towards a Hermeneutic of the Bop by C.F. Mathewson (Devries Verlag, 2008)

[Anonymous No.13822065]

>>13818146
>qt art hoes

[Anonymous No.13822066]

>>13822035
I should have phrased this >>13822042
every human being has worth to someone but not to everyone

[Anonymous No.13822079]

Could there be anything less masculine than consistently focusing on women and talking about them incessantly? Who gives a fuck? stop posting about this shit

[Anonymous No.13822080]

>>13822044
that quote is so cringe. seriously, what did the guy even do with his life? write some books? oh wow, thats so crazy, he's living life on the edge! lmao.

[Anonymous No.13822085]

>>13822079
>Could there be anything less masculine than consistently focusing on women and talking about them incessantly?
yes, consistently focusing on masculinity and talking about it incessantly.

[Anonymous No.13822114]

>>13822085
Luckily I'm not doing that. The point remains, the constant posts about women on this board betrays a wholly pathetic need and yearning for them

[Anonymous No.13822150]

>>13822080
What do you do? Masturbate multiple times a day and shitpost on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.13822152]

>>13820092
this anon has a point y'know

[Anonymous No.13822180]

>>13820092
this

[Anonymous No.13822920]

>>13818146

she looked least 3 times cuter if she didnt dress like a clown

[Anonymous No.13822946]

>Anais Nin
>Collette
>Duras
>Cortazar
>Rilke
>Nemirovsky
>marina tsaveteva or whatever her name is

[Anonymous No.13823131]

>>13819170
Orwell is great lol

[Anonymous No.13823548]

>>13818173
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

[Anonymous No.13823868]

>>13818173
Please share your wisdom my queen!

[Anonymous No.13823935]

>>13823868
This, but unironically

[Anonymous No.13824217]

>>13818146
Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur. Anything that barely occupies a page (6 words max) with relatable junk will suffice. Oh and illustrations. Even if that concept is rudimentary for books standards, even the crudest ones have a better story than the contents in said books to them.

[Anonymous No.13824243]

>>13818173
butthurfly

[Anonymous No.13824254]

>>13824217
why is this so true

[Anonymous No.13824296]

>>13818146
Viktor Shklovsky’s Zoo.

[Anonymous No.13825263]

>>13818146
Every girl that was artsy and went to my school was always posting pics of pages from this book on social media.

People posting John Greene and what not are out of touch. That guy is too basic for even basic people. If you want to impress girls/guys that act like they read instead of reading go for the books that culture tells you are good.
Anything by Stephen King, The Alchemist, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, some of Vonnegut (not the weird shit), handmaiden's tale

[Anonymous No.13825291]

>>13818173
you got a hairy bush babe?

[Anonymous No.13825525]

>>13818146
A well-read intellectual feminine will be impressed with this list:

- Orlando by Virginia Woolf
- To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
- The Second Sex (Le deuxime sexe #1-2) by Simone de Beauvoir
- The Complete Persepolis (Persepolis #1-4) by Marjane Satrapi
- The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bront
- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
- A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf
- Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

[Anonymous No.13826043]

>>13818173
Should I call them men instead, you fucking tranny?

[Anonymous No.13826045]

>>13818173

[BURBANKSTORYLADY No.13826050]

>>13825525

[Anonymous No.13827321]

>>13826045
its like if ally sheedy had gone with the burner dude rather than emilio and they had a kid

[Anonymous No.13827324]

>>13818173
>the tripfaggot is also a beefcurtain
well..well...

[Anonymous No.13827340]

>>13819170
>give teacher (not underage) book recommendations
>she tells me to read fahrenheit and 1984
>i tell her 1984 isn't literature

[Anonymous No.13828174]

>tfw no arthoe booktube gf

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.13828404]

>>13822044
>"Become a chad"
>doesn't include Win Bigly
lmao do you even have a talent stack