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Barnes and Nobles Story Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:51:48 2019 No.13755681 [Reply] [Original]

I was in a Barnes and Nobles yesterday getting a copy of Zizek's "Violence" and some other books when a boomer approaches me trying to make conversation about some of the books I was holding. We talked about the Philipines for a bit (I was holding a book about the Tagalog language), until I hurried away to pay for my books. Now that I think about it though, I kinda feel bad for not talking to him more. He was just this boomer approaching an 18-year-old college girl in the philosophy section. I could be cynical and say that he may have just been a pervert but after reflection, I don't really think he was. I just feel bad for not talking to this genuinely nice and probably lonely dude in the bookstore for longer. In a few weeks, I'll probably go back to the store. Hopefully, he's there so I can talk to him again. I don't know why I'm posting this here rather than some other board, it just seems like this is the only community that would be able to relate on some level.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:58:34 2019 No.13755712

>>13755681
I also once had an encounter with a dude who looked like George R R Martin in a Barnes and Noble in Fargo ND who harassed a ten-year-old girl yelling about Vietnam and how this dude could bring down the US government. Kinda wonder what happened to that dude too. He said that he was a direct relative of the King of Spain and that Jimmy Carter was the only good president. Wonder what happened to him a lot actually....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 22:08:10 2019 No.13755755 >>13755681 he was certainly a perv. theres literally no reason to talk to a woman (especially an 18 yr old) you don't want to fuck. even if he knew he had no chance, its an excuse to engage eye contact while picturing you naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 22:14:25 2019 No.13755782 >>13755755 Dubs of truth, massive perve wanted to read your restraining order on the toilet.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 3 22:26:23 2019 No.13755845

>>13755681
>walk in
>big display of the handmaid's tale, book and dvds
>behind it is another display for a book called "this is your brain on gender" with a phrenology diagram on the cover
>grab the two books I want, walk to register
>on the way theres a fat neckbeard with an English accent and a skinny dude with a gay lisp talking about manga, then skinny guy says to the neckbeard "oh I've read that one...fun fact."

One of the books I bought was I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. I wasnt as disgusted by humanity as AM by the time I got to the cash register, but I was pretty close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 22:30:46 2019 No.13755872 >>13755681 we should start a rape gang that meets at barnes and noble

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 22:34:05 2019 No.13755888 File: 1.37 MB, 322x242, damnson.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13755755 then why are (you) talking to her then chief?

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Anonymous Tue Sep 3 22:49:19 2019 No.13755954

>>13755888
>>13755782
>>13755755

to be completely honest with you I really don't mind if he was a pervert as long as he doesn't touch me. I'm jaded to the idea of men imagining me naked or imagining having sex with me. Women pretty regularly do the same thing to guys (or girls) we find attractive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:08:26 2019 No.13756046 >>13755681 he probably took a bunch of pictures of your rearside as you were walking away. next time just pull the alarm or scream for help. never talk to a white boomer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:08:45 2019 No.13756047 >>13755681 I was at Barnes and Noble and this hot chick licked my pee pee So sweet homeskillet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:10:57 2019 No.13756059 please, show us your bobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:13:11 2019 No.13756067 >>13755954 why do you want to talk to him again? just cus you feel bad for ending the conversation prematurely? do you want to be his friend? cus you know that couldnt work.. seems like youre just looking for excuses to not read zizek. I dont blame you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:13:21 2019 No.13756068 >>13756059 this. it's the rules. tits or gtfo wench

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:31:41 2019 No.13756154 >>13756068 >>13756059 nah also, they're small, so it's nothing impressive

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:33:04 2019 No.13756158 >>13756067 maybe im too nice but i feel kinda mean for just walking off. he was kinda weird because his mian comment on the Philipines was "a lot of nurses come from there", but i figure thats just boomer shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:38:04 2019 No.13756187 >>13756154 as an admin I'm sorry but we need some sort of proof that you are indeed female otherwise the thread gets deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:41:40 2019 No.13756209 you come in here waving your dick talking about how you bought zizek and how youre so hot and your tits are small and perfect without sharing a pic, who do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:44:39 2019 No.13756229 Unironically best thread on /lit/ atm. Grade A LARPing, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:45:27 2019 No.13756230 >>13756209 they're small because she's a girl (male)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:47:07 2019 No.13756237 >>13755681 Why are you so weird?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:53:58 2019 No.13756270 >>13756209 Based, sho pum pum or leave bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:56:52 2019 No.13756279 >>13756154 Small Bob's are literally the fucking best. So timestamp titties, or you're larping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 23:58:03 2019 No.13756286 >>13756279 Like that girl on the cover of Atomised, her tits are fucking grade A1 prime, game as the come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:12:56 2019 No.13756362 >>13756286 Unironically the peak of the female titty possibility is b or smaller

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Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:18:05 2019 No.13756397

>>13755681
I was in a Barnes and Nobles yesterday getting a copy of Zizek's "Violence" and some other books when a boomer approaches me trying to make conversation about some of the books I was holding. We talked about the Philipines for a bit (I was holding a book about the Tagalog language), until I hurried away to pay for my books. Now that I think about it though, I kinda feel bad for not talking to him more. He was just this boomer approaching an 18-year-old college girl in the philosophy section. I could be cynical and say that he may have just been a pervert but after reflection, I don't really think he was. I just feel bad for not talking to this genuinely nice and probably lonely dude in the bookstore for longer. In a few weeks, I'll probably go back to the store. Hopefully, he's there so I can talk to him again. I don't know why I'm posting this here rather than some other board, it just seems like this is the only community that would be able to relate on some level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:19:12 2019 No.13756403 >>13756397 Top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:19:25 2019 No.13756404 >>13756397 I feel like I've heard this story somewhere before

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Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:19:31 2019 No.13756405

>>13755681
I was in a Barnes and Nobles yesterday getting a copy of Zizek's "Violence" and some other books when a boomer approaches me trying to make conversation about some of the books I was holding. We talked about the Philipines for a bit (I was holding a book about the Tagalog language), until I hurried away to pay for my books. Now that I think about it though, I kinda feel bad for not talking to him more. He was just this boomer approaching an 18-year-old college girl in the philosophy section. I could be cynical and say that he may have just been a pervert but after reflection, I don't really think he was. I just feel bad for not talking to this genuinely nice and probably lonely dude in the bookstore for longer. In a few weeks, I'll probably go back to the store. Hopefully, he's there so I can talk to him again. I don't know why I'm posting this here rather than some other board, it just seems like this is the only community that would be able to relate on some level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:20:14 2019 No.13756407 >>13756362 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:22:38 2019 No.13756411 >>13756404 Yeah, remember it’s from that short story collection Nietzsche wrote about narcissistic vapid twat cunt 18 year olds.

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Anonymous Wed Sep 4 00:26:31 2019 No.13756431

I was in a Barnes and Nobles yesterday getting a copy of Zizek's "Violence" and some other books when a boomer approaches me trying to make conversation about some of the books I was holding. We talked about the Philipines for a bit (I was holding a book about the Tagalog language), until I hurried away to pay for my books. Now that I think about it though, I kinda feel bad for not talking to him more. He was just this boomer approaching an 18-year-old college girl in the philosophy section. I could be cynical and say that he may have just been a pervert but after reflection, I don't really think he was. I just feel bad for not talking to this genuinely nice and probably lonely dude in the bookstore for longer. In a few weeks, I'll probably go back to the store. Hopefully, he's there so I can talk to him again. I don't know why I'm posting this here rather than some other board, it just seems like this is the only community that would be able to relate on some level.