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Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:45:52 2019 No.13754643 [Reply] [Original]

Define it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:47:33 2019 No.13754651 that's one of those things humans sit on to drink orange juice at night

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:49:13 2019 No.13754661 >>13754643 It's where my cousins would tie me up before violating my integrity

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:50:38 2019 No.13754667 Featherless quadruped

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:50:42 2019 No.13754669 Ceci n'est pas une chaise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:53:32 2019 No.13754683 >>13754651 Nobody drinks orange juice at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:54:10 2019 No.13754689 >>13754661 Hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:56:08 2019 No.13754695 File: 62 KB, 500x146, 0bCnE77.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13754643 it stood proudly for it's masters, presenting itself almost flauntingly as it flexed it's hind legs. Unfortunately, it did not realize the future that awaited it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:56:36 2019 No.13754697 An object, with a back, designed for sitting on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:56:50 2019 No.13754701 >>13754683 it's always night somewhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 18:57:35 2019 No.13754705 >>13754643 Third person singular neuter pronoun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:01:33 2019 No.13754731 >>13754643 an upright, featherless quadriped with a broad, flat seat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:10:13 2019 No.13754782 >>13754731 Is a stool a chair?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:11:27 2019 No.13754790 >>13754782 back to your barrel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:17:45 2019 No.13754825 >>13754643 Chair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:26:16 2019 No.13754862 >>13754683 de manhã é ouro, à tarde, prata e à noite mata!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:37:27 2019 No.13754936 >>13754697 All stools are chairs, but not all chairs are stools.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:39:39 2019 No.13754951 An artifact composed of the dead organic matter of larger flowering plants

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:40:44 2019 No.13754962 File: 7 KB, 275x183, stool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13754936 >All stools are chairs Does this look like something people sit on to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:41:40 2019 No.13754967 File: 152 KB, 650x650, This_is_it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13754643 It's ropeless so it's hopeless

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:43:44 2019 No.13754979 >>13754643 The world's quietest dog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:47:15 2019 No.13755007 >>13754962 Yes and I've seen it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:54:25 2019 No.13755041 >>13754643 A chair

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 19:59:09 2019 No.13755063 An object designed to be sat on by humans, with a back support

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:02:43 2019 No.13755094 >>13755063 Is a sofa a chair?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:07:14 2019 No.13755125 >>13755094 yes, but a chair is not a sofa

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:08:47 2019 No.13755131 >>13754643 sneed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:10:13 2019 No.13755141 >>13755125 A sofa is a seat, not a chair

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:14:24 2019 No.13755171 >>13755141 do you sit on your ass, or on a seat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:15:49 2019 No.13755180 >>13755094 An object designed to be sat on BY ONE PERSON, with a back support. Better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:56:25 2019 No.13755381 >>13754667 >Diogenes enters on all fours

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 20:59:58 2019 No.13755398 >>13754643 The first thing that came to mind when I saw it was suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:20:17 2019 No.13755505 >>13755381 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 21:27:14 2019 No.13755537 File: 41 KB, 780x520, this_turd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13754643 disgusting chinese manufacture, ghastly unimaginative contemporary garbage, dislike it intensely. a curule seat... now there is a piece of furniture.

Anonymous Wed Sep 4 03:46:01 2019 No.13756948

>>13754643
An aggregate of similar portions of matter that share a common origin in Nature, fitted in such a way as to take a form that subjects would recognize phenomenally as being that which exists solely for their own use, yet it also exists noumenally as a thing that can never be known in it-self.

How we conceive of this object's identity is dependent on how we use it, whether that is for the sake of relieving our posteriors, chopping it up and setting it ablaze to warm us, or reaching the noose hanging from the ceiling before kicking it away from our feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 04:01:20 2019 No.13756987 >>13755398 nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 04:47:25 2019 No.13757099 >>13755381 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 06:02:15 2019 No.13757234 >>13754643 form of chair

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 06:09:47 2019 No.13757250 >>13754643 4chan website /lit/ board thread showing a picture of a wooden chair

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:00:34 2019 No.13757689 >>13754643 This chair is an eyesore

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:05:48 2019 No.13757712 >>13754643 It is self defining

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:12:16 2019 No.13757733 >>13754643 A simulacrum

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:14:17 2019 No.13757743 >>13757250 OP wanted you to define the picture or its contents, so 4chan website /lit/ board thread has nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:15:30 2019 No.13757747 File: 3.24 MB, 893x1717, 1566860324283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13754661 please tell me they are women

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:16:13 2019 No.13757751 Shaped wood >yep, its wood

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:53:09 2019 No.13757908 >>13754643 A wooden tool shaped to allow humans to sit apon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:54:14 2019 No.13757911 >>13754643 fur-less quadruped

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:56:34 2019 No.13757921 >>13755180 Is a car seat a chair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:59:15 2019 No.13757932 >>13754643 'Tis a featherless quadruped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:01:25 2019 No.13757943 >>13757908 is a rocking horse a chair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:07:50 2019 No.13757972 >>13757921 A mobile object designed to be sat on by one person, with a back support.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:09:34 2019 No.13757981 >>13757972 /thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:26:52 2019 No.13758058 File: 131 KB, 1080x856, chair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Luke, did i ever tell you about chairs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:30:23 2019 No.13758070 >>13757972 /thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 10:34:24 2019 No.13758088 >>13757972 And a car without tyres?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 15:42:16 2019 No.13759766 I would prefer not to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:23:44 2019 No.13760029 >>13754643 An object assembled for the purpose of allowing people to sit on it. Prove me wrong you can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:24:18 2019 No.13760031 image

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:24:50 2019 No.13760034 >>13760029 your moms ass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:43:21 2019 No.13760145 >>13756948 A sofa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:58:11 2019 No.13760243 >>13760029 A toilet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 17:02:46 2019 No.13760266 Four legged object meant to be turned upside down and sat on, up to four at a time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 17:08:00 2019 No.13760291 >>13754643 Lulz iz just a chair

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 17:57:20 2019 No.13760583 >>13760266 And not wooden I take it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 18:01:59 2019 No.13760612 >>13754643 Mega based and overly redpilled. Are you Italian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 18:15:09 2019 No.13760684 >>13754683 God is the highest good, therefore nothing is better than God. You get thirsty at night, and orange juice is better than nothing. Therefore orange juice at night is better than God.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 18:39:33 2019 No.13760809 >>13760684 Nah senpai, the greatest thing you can imagine is God. Even if that orange juice quenches your thirst at night, you can still imagine that tops that experience, that surpasses it in it's entirety, that is God. Thus, God > Orange Juice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 18:51:38 2019 No.13760866 >>13755171 Both

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 19:40:38 2019 No.13761100 >>13760809 You can ignore my logically airtight argument at your own peril. Myself, I'm having a tall cool glass of OJ and looking at the stars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 19:44:42 2019 No.13761123 >>13760684 >>13761100 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 19:47:18 2019 No.13761135 >>13761123 >go to reddit for posting a classic ordinary language philosophy paradox No U.

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