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13675826 No.13675826 [Reply] [Original]

>first day of english in college
>have to write a stream-of-conciousness response to the garbage in pic related for five minutes
>the required reading is a play and two graphic novels

I just want to read books and write well is that so much to ask

>> No.13675833

i bet your writing sucked lol

>> No.13675850

>>13675826
Aw, look everyone. It’s every Freshman English major ever.

>> No.13675926

>>13675850
I’m not an English major because my friend talked me into chemical engineering; after seeing this I’m so thankful that she did.

>> No.13675988

Yeeaaahhhh... no. The first day where I am is just the prof explaining the syllabus and telling everyone that if they plagiarize they’ll fail the class. And I highly doubt the required reading is that light. Try again, lobsterboi.

>> No.13676071

>>13675826
Your first mistake was not taking APs in high school or having a high enough SAT/ACT to skip freshman writing. Stop thinking you’re better than everyone and just do the work, get stellar marks and move on. I’m sure when you get to the upper level lit courses you’ll be challenged more.

>> No.13676108

>>13676071
This is a 200-level class; I took the APs and they’re what sparked my interest in lit in the first place.
>Stop thinking you’re better than everyone and just do the work
Fair enough

>> No.13676141

>>13676071
>having a high enough SAT/ACT to skip freshman writing
Wtf, you could do this? I had a 34 ACT and had to take all the freshman classes