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>NOOOOO PASCAL'S WAGER IS WRONG IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE NOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO! I AM AN ATHEIST NOOOOO

>> No.13670117

pascal's wager is dumb, but so is atheism. god obviously exists

>> No.13670120

>>13670112
Nigga you dumb

>> No.13670127
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13670127

Atheists are worse than nogs. Prove me wrong.

>> No.13670130
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>>13670127
most nogs are basically animists without realizing it. even when they claim to believe in "God" they really mean some spooky all pervading spirit that they invoke by singing emotionally and gyrating in church until that spirit possesses them

>> No.13670136

>>13670117
This. Honestly OP there are so many better arguments for god other than “better to believe in God and he not exist than not believe while he does :^)”

>> No.13670152
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not to mention the fact that belief based on the wager is belief based in pragmatics, not on pure faith, so have fun in hell

>> No.13670157

>>13670152
the wages is just a part of the pensées. read them.

>> No.13670161

Roko's Basilisk is this for fedoras

>> No.13670188

>>13670152
Someone went through all that effort instead of just reading the Pensees.

>> No.13670193

>>13670152
So basically I should be Christian Fundamentalist?

>> No.13670200

>>13670152
The Islam one is incorrect. According to Islam there is no way to get to heaven. It depends entirely on the will of God. You could be the greatest Muslim saint but God could just choose to put you in Hell, and you could be the worst sinning apostate and he could choose to put you in Heaven, whatever He wills he does. Even Muhammed isn't guaranteed Heaven (according to his own testimony in hadith).

>> No.13670208

>>13670200
Then why keep halal?

>> No.13670211

>>13670127
I can't, you are right
I want a God-fearing nigger to impregnate my daughter and my wife. My grandsons are going to be half KANGZ.

>> No.13670214

>>13670208
Because God said so. You have to do his will just because he's God.

>> No.13670223

>>13670211
Blacks are pretty religious despite the rest of their culture.

>> No.13670228

>>13670157
>>13670188
actually don't

>> No.13670243

>Give me your wallet, or I will use my magic powers to simulate and murder one quintillion people.
>Devote your entire life to me, or I will use my magic powers to torture you forever after you die.

>> No.13670246

>>13670223
And that is a good thing because...

>> No.13670642

>>13670117
>>13670120
>>13670136
>>13670152
>>13670243
t. never read Pascal

>> No.13670643

>>13670112
Actually it's wrong because you can't goof on an omniscient god

>> No.13670649

>>13670193
>>13670214
>>13670228
>>13670246
>>13670642
>>13670643

>> No.13670657

>>13670112
>tfw pascal's wager is right but it applies to eleusinian mysteries and not christianity so we're all going to the shitty hades where our pneumas will flit around in the darkness like crazed bats instead of having a fun party in the vip section of hades with its own little sun

>> No.13670661

>>13670152
Kek this

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>>13670112
pascal's wager presupposes that god would punish you for nonbelief.

But personally I believe god spares nonbelievers and punishes the weasels who only believe because of things like pascal's wager and a cowardly fear of hell.

enjoy dwelling in the asthenosphere, punk

>> No.13670673

>>13670200
God in Islam is based

>> No.13670678

>>13670670
no believe in God makes you a satan slave, so terrible cope

>> No.13670695

>>13670211
Unironically based

>> No.13670698

just kek at people being angry for not acknowledging their imaginary friend. It's almost like theists stop mentally developing at the age of 7.

>> No.13670704

>>13670670
>punishes the weasels who only believe because of things like pascal's wager
see >>13670152, wagerists go to hell in every form of Christianity that's not heretical (i.e. UU (heaven), JW (void), and LDS (purgatory))

>> No.13670726

>>13670112
Marcus Aurelius BTFO'd Pascal's wager long before Pascal was in his dad's balls. Basically, if you lead a good life, helping people while not hurting others, a god should be able to recognise that and reward you just the same whether you believed in a god or not. On the other hand, if you lead a good life but get punished by a god for not believing in them then that is a god you shouldn't worship anyway.

>> No.13670734

>>13670152
autism