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I eat.
I read.
But most importantly.
I do not breed.

>> No.13661393

>>13661386
>breed
Bread*

>> No.13661407
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>>13661393

>> No.13661500

>>13661386
m?f?

>> No.13661507

>>13661500
mf

>> No.13661520

>>13661386
have sex

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>>13661520

>> No.13661539

>>13661531
I write to be written,
I read to be well-read.
I like to wipe my arse
until I’ve bloody left it red.

I love to be smitten,
I fuck to be well-bred,
Sometimes I hose the urine off
some old geezer's hospital bed.

I watch TV to be placated,
and I watch porn just to protest.
I want to be a girl sometimes,
if it weren’t for the hairy chest.

I can’t stand to be humiliated,
But I won’t sit to hide the shame.
Oh, would you look at that,
Tom's gone and pissed himself again!
Though, despite the smell,
it doesn’t (that badly) stain.

>> No.13661553

>>13661393
White or whole wheat?

>>13661500
Female

>>13661539
Anglofag confirmed

>> No.13661573

>>13661553
I bet you feel nice for getting attention

>> No.13661616
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>> No.13661630

>>13661500
tranny

>> No.13661637

>>13661573
No

>> No.13661654

>>13661637
Yes

>> No.13661665
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>>13661654
No.

>> No.13661670

>>13661553
I will be your pity gf as long as you come to Chelsea sometimes and recite love poetry with me to Margaret Thatcher’s grave. Ovid’s Metamorphoses is preferable. Amen

>> No.13661672

>>13661665
I masturbated to your pics.

>> No.13661678

>>13661553
>butterfly is outside of the empire
Imagine my shock

>> No.13661688

>>13661616
She's fuckable

>> No.13661696
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>>13661670
I wouldn’t go near it save to shit on it. Filthy dumb bitch.
...I have to beat a guy up at Marx’s grave sometime btw. Hmmm

I recite (copy/paste) The Golden Age here every Saturnalia

>>13661672
How unfortunate for you.

Times up

>> No.13661701

>>13661386
You forget where you are?
show tits or gtfo

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>>13661637
>>13661665
yeah i'm sure you're posting your pussy on accident
how horrible for you

>> No.13661724

>>13661710
hmmm....

>> No.13661732

So butterfly is confirmed tranny? Hahaha, I knew it. Fucking dumb freak.

>> No.13661745
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She's a straight, cis woman who also happens to be my dearly belovèd.

>> No.13661754

>>13661745
A marriage of convenience to hide our homosexuality, Pope?
If only the butthurt would end so easily

>> No.13661763

>>13661710
Look at that tight little bod
Jacking off rn

>> No.13661797

Butterfly is a tranny.

>> No.13661829

>>13661710
What even is that

>> No.13661842

>>13661829
That, my friend, is a 50 year-old menopausal lesbian tranny.

>> No.13661929

MY GOD THIS THREAD

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who bitch this is?

>> No.13662206

>>13661696
imagine being this basic

>> No.13662212

>>13662206
At least they're not sour.

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>>13662000
butterfly

>> No.13662299

>>13661531
rude question but i feel like bf wouldnt care
does she have a moustache?