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There's a cute art hoe / edge thot high shooler who walks past my house to the lake every night at 7ish. I've started to go out on my deck and "read" while she walks past and discreetly watch her. One time I even got on a bike after she walked past and followed her for a bit until I felt I should stop and turn around or she would notice.

>> No.13579967

Cool! What are you reading?

>> No.13579972

>>13579953
>go out on my deck and "read" while she walks past
Women don't read, you're impressing no one.

>> No.13579975
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>>13579967
Jack Keruoac, Rare, Unpublished, and recently translated writings. It's not bad, I liked his bebop jazz essay

>> No.13579983

Why don't you ask her out?

>> No.13579986

>>13579983
She's like 12-13

>> No.13580007

>>13579986
>>13579983
She's actually more like 17 and now that I think about it reading keruoac in front of her probably won't impress

>> No.13580014

>>13580007
chat her up then and stop acting like a creep

>> No.13580024

>>13580014
What do I say? I know she likes young adult and some poetry.

>> No.13580034

>>13580024
As an art hoe, does she have anything discernable on her? e.g. a bag with pins. point one out, "hey i like your____ pin." often times these pins will be of bands or shows. discuss them with her.

>> No.13580052

I can't see from that far (50 ft) so should I just ask? She wears headphones and is usually on her phone.

>> No.13580055

>>13580024
Stop hijacking my thread
>>13580034
She wears different clothes every night but last night it was a modern baseball tee with tight black pants and lots of little silver chains

>> No.13580056

>>13579953
>>13580007
Based stalker. Just develop an unhealthy obsession with her and take a picture of her everyday and follow her to her house and just try to watch her though your window. You gotta commit. if you're gonna be a fucking loser creep you might as well own or kill yourself.

>> No.13580058

>>13580052
Get some binoculars you dork

>> No.13580066

OP how old are you?

>> No.13580068

>>13580066
28

>> No.13580074

>>13580066
22
>>13580068
jesus christ fuck off

>> No.13580078

>>13580074
>>13580068
Why are you guys fucking with my thread? I'm 18

>> No.13580083

>>13579953
She knows you stalk her and thinks you're a creep

>> No.13580085

She has her snapchat listed on her instagram. Should I add her or would that be too weird?

>> No.13580094

>>13580078
Whether you’re 18, 22, or 28, you’re far too old to be stalking some art hoe who gets stoned and fucks by the lake.

>> No.13580100

>>13580083
And I'd like to add I know this cause I've been in similar situations. (Yes I am a girl, no I won't post tits or gtfo, watch porn virgins). It's easy to tell when a guy is obsessed with you and it's worse when you don't say anything. Your best bet is to stop her when she walks by and ask her out for coffee or a reading session.

>> No.13580102

>>13580094
Well how the heck do you fags find literary minded girls anyhow?

>> No.13580108

>>13579953
Why not just ask her out? If she says yes you can stop being a cuck that simply watches, and if she says no you can put her out of you mind and focus on your book instead of a useless thot.

>> No.13580110

>>13580100
>reading session
What?

>> No.13580111

>>13580102
Girls “minds” consist of an illusory sense of self which they “beautify” with makeup and expensive potions until they’re able to make dicks rise. Your beat bet for a genuine literary minded woman is the 50+ year old librarian.

>> No.13580113

>>13580100
Don't listen to this hoe. You're fated to be together, y'know, fate, a natural force. Vid related, it's how you should pursue the relationship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJhgujttH-Q

>> No.13580115

>>13580110
I've dated a few different guy's who'd take me to their house to read. Usually silent and just enjoying each other's company. Took a lot of virginities that way.

>> No.13580117
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>>13580108
>>13580100
You act like it's easy to ask women out

>> No.13580118

>>13580100
Not op but I'm an incredibly shy guy with no social skills, though I look like a normie at least, how do I get into situations where its not awkward to ask out a girl?

Also yeah I know I'm pathetic for asking question like this on 4chan.

>> No.13580121

>>13580100
>It's easy to tell when a guy is obsessed with you
it's really not, most of the time

>> No.13580125

>>13580117
It is hard, but look at it this way if you are able to do it even if she says no you'll be a stronger man for it, and the next time you ask out a girl it'll be a little easier.

>> No.13580128

>>13580115
But how is that not awkward as fuck if you barely know eachother?

>> No.13580129

>>13580121
Rule of thumb: if he stares he cares

>> No.13580135

>>13580129
I stare at like 80% of the women I encounter lol
If there's tits, I'm into it

>> No.13580140

>>13580128
Because we do it as a mutually acknowledged build-up to foreplay.

>> No.13580145

I snapped her a pic of my face and she opened it but hasn't responded. Am I really that ugly?

>> No.13580146

>>13580128
You're talking to a self-admitted ho. For her awkward amounts to nutting too early and asking "Was it good for you?"

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>>13580115
Where do you live?

>> No.13580153

>>13580149
London

>> No.13580159

>>13580149
>Creepy stalker thread
>Where do you live?
Lmao why

>> No.13580167

>>13580140
Did they approach you or did you just ask them out?
(considering they are of the silent type)

>> No.13580171

it's threads like this that remind me how pathetically low people are willing to stoop lol

>> No.13580177

>>13580167
Usually they approach me with some awkward small talk but I think it's cute and try to show interest.

>> No.13580180

>>13580153
I'll pay you 50 bucks for taking Londonfrogs virginity

>> No.13580181

>>13580171
I masturbated over a sleeping homeless man last night and I'm not even gay.

>> No.13580188

>>13580177
Tell me, do you wear a dress when you pretend to be a girl and play with men's feelings on the internet? If so, where do you manage to find one in your size, fatso?

>> No.13580189

>>13580180
Sorry I'm in a ldr with Popeposter

>> No.13580190

>>13580159
I am lonely and reading silently beside a cute girl sounds comfy, especially one thats has taken several virginities already

>> No.13580191

>>13580056
This. Try to find out her facebook, create a fake chad profile befriending all her friends until you get an in. Print her photos, cum on em.

God damnit OP, you're on 4chan, act like it.

>> No.13580193

>>13580181
Did you say no homo?

>> No.13580194

>>13580177
Can you give any advice on how to make the approaching process less awkward?

>> No.13580195

>>13580190
>I am lonely
Should have just stopped there bro.

>> No.13580202

>>13580121
I've been obsessed with women before, but I'm mega insecure so I'm super good at coming off as disinterested. yup, no gf still, but at least no one thinks i'm a desperate virgin, just a regular virgin.

>> No.13580206

>>13580188
Usually I get annoyed when people throw around stuff like "profecting" but I honestly think there's something deeper to the obsession a lot of guys on 4chan have to traps. Like they're attacking repressed urges. Also there are girls, a lot of cute ones, who come here. I've known a good number through the internet so you don't need to keep denying it.

>> No.13580211

>>13580181
>>13580193
He should have said "no hobo"

>> No.13580213

>>13580193
>>13580211
I left $5 in his sleeping bag

>> No.13580214

>>13580206
Bro, bro, don't take out the fact that your mail-order panties are too tight for your fat ass on me.

>> No.13580223

>>13580206
What do you mean, "attacking repressed urges"?

>> No.13580228

>>13580078
>>13580074
>>13580068
fuck off faggots, i'm 25 for gods sake

>> No.13580234

>>13580228
Actual OP here, 55

>> No.13580237

>>13580214
kek

>> No.13580241

>>13580234
Fuck off, I'm 72 you fucking zoomers

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>>13580206
Is this the famed "I-i want to be a little girl" phase?

>> No.13580248

>>13580241
She's my granddaughter's friend btw

>> No.13580250

>>13580223
They could be attracted to the idea of cute women actually having dicks, but they don't want to accept they're not 100% straight so when they encounter an anonymous user (who they assume is a man) talking about being a woman they feel uncomfortable and start joking and attacking the idea.

>> No.13580262

>>13580250
This is incongruent with "traps are cute until they show their dick". When women make the "all men are secretly gay, omg", they're just projecting yaoi porn fantasies.

>> No.13580274

>>13580194
Just think of it like you're starting up small talk with a male. If she keeps the conversation going and seems reasonably interested then you can get into asking them about theirself.

>> No.13580284

>>13580262
Is that how you explained it to your folks?

>> No.13580286
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>It's another /lit/ can't talk to girls episode
Remember, women are temporary, knowledge is eternal.

>> No.13580292

God this thread is thoroughly horrendous. Awful premise and worse responses. If it weren't hilarious it would be tragic.

10/10

>> No.13580307

>>13580286
Knowledge isn't eternal and nothing worth knowing forever can be taken grom life. Have sex, have marriage, have children, and have fun.

>> No.13580318

>>13580286
The pursuit of knowledge is an incel cope.

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>>13580307
>Have sex
dilate
>>13580318
What ever you say brainlet. Enjoy your pointless life

>> No.13580342

>>13580274
Good advice.
The "Rule of thumb: if he stares he cares" also applies to women, right?

>> No.13580343

>>13580331
I repeat: have sex
You've found the meaning to life? Is it wojakposting in bait threads?

>> No.13580344

>>13580284
They'd not care either way. In any case yaoi is bizzare female fantasy completely at odds with what drives homophobia in straight men: fear of rape, of getting emasculated, and this goes way down to mammal instincts. Dominant dog humps the submissive dog - which has no other option than comply. And neither of em are actually gay.

Finally, being openly homophobic like you are is not a good idea - as you put out your anxieties on full display about getting dominated by stronger male, thus implying you might be the weak one.

>> No.13580347

>>13580344
The sweaty 40 year old cries out in pain as he strikes you!

>> No.13580354

>>13580344
Imagine the person who typed this out and submitted it in this thread. No, seriously. I want everyone to imagine what he looks like, sounds like, smells like; what he does for a living, where he lives, what he thinks.

>> No.13580355

>>13580343
Yeah it's to become as smart as you possible can, write the most important thing you learned down, then die.

>> No.13580361

>>13580355
If that's the meaning of life then it must be the most important thing you learned. You can die now.

>> No.13580374

>>13580361
So you admit i'm right?

>> No.13580444

>>13580374
I admit you're right-leaning, /pol/tard.

>> No.13580446

>>13580118
by talking to them, then just hanging out for a bit maybe, then before she starts liking you as a friend, ask her out. easier said than done, yadayada

t. 21 yo kv

>> No.13580466

>>13580444
I fail to see how what I've said has anything to do /pol/ or being right leaning. I don't even go on /pol/. Looks like you're just a sore loser.

>> No.13580474

>>13580446
>then before she starts liking you as a friend, ask her out
Sounds like a plan. But where do I hide the body? I live in a commieblock, neighbors would notice if something went amiss in the cellar.

>> No.13580479

>>13580466
>I fail to see how what I've said has anything to do /pol/
>I don't even go on /pol/
Not him but you're sure obsessed with it

>> No.13580486

>>13580474
Cut her up, cook her up, disguise the flesh in normal dishes, keep them in your fridge, and eat her over the course of the next few weeks.

>> No.13580488

>>13580479
What makes you say that?

>> No.13580491

>>13580488
He quoted you mentioning /pol/ twice in your reply.

>> No.13580497

>>13580466
Why did you have to shit up this thread with politics

>> No.13580499

>>13580078
>>13580074
>>13580068
Everyone shut up I'm 44

>> No.13580502

>>13580491
>>13580497
Wah? I think you guys are mixing up posts. Work on your reading comprehension.

>> No.13580512

>>13579967
>>13579986
>>13580024
>>13580052
>>13580068
>>13580078
>>13580085
>>13580100
>>13580102
>>13580115
>>13580129
>>13580140
>>13580145
>>13580153
>>13580177
>>13580181
>>13580189
>>13580206
>>13580213
>>13580250
>>13580274
>>13580284
>>13580307
>>13580318
>>13580343
>>13580354
>>13580361
>>13580444
>>13580479
>>13580486
>>13580491
>>13580497
What's up with the surge in ESLs on /lit/ lately? This is so awkward to read.

>> No.13580518

>>13580502
What's your problem?

>> No.13580530

>>13580111
Shut the fuck up your braindead virgin

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>>13580512
>mfw I didn't get a reply

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>>13580537
>mfw every single one of them is mine

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>>13580518

>> No.13580603

>>13580206
I've only ever met woman white nationalists in real life so it makes sense.

>> No.13580623

>>13580603
I had a white nationalist gf from 4chan but she broke my heart. I'm a mutt btw

>> No.13580629

>>13580623
What happened bro?

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>>13580623
>I'm a mutt btw

>> No.13580645

>>13580629
She was borderline and ghosted me after a year.

>> No.13580649

>>13580645
That's all it took to break your heart? Bro you're a faggot.

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>>13580642

>> No.13580657

>>13580649
She was my first gf :(

>> No.13580663

>>13580645
>borderline
like borderline retarded or what?

>> No.13580666

>>13580663
like bpd

>> No.13580678

>>13580666
though so. Borderline retarded's funnier

>> No.13580683

>>13580678
I agree. Probably more tolerable too.

>> No.13580685

>>13580666
I'm the same. I just leave people. Never have the same friends more than 2 months. Ghost family. I just don't care..

>> No.13580691

>>13580685
I'm sorry anon, but I also hope you know how hurtful that can be. Seek help.

>> No.13580706

>>13580685
you sound like a loser lol. I bet you life is absurdly bland

>> No.13580714

>>13580706
I'm a salesman who just wants to leave. I'm planning on buying a boat w my sales $ and living w a cat.

>> No.13580721

>>13580714
>just wants to leave
So quirky. such a free spirit. You have the mental age of a teenager.

>> No.13580730

>>13580721
And you have the diction of a shemale

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>>13580721
Lmao you're probably right but I just don't want to be influenced by anyone anymore .. I've been burned alot and abused by family since childhood. I just want to do this for me..

>> No.13580785

what a gay thread

>> No.13580801

>>13580749
Why are all you bpd fags all so thin skinned and self centered? Why does being slightly slighted or being cut out mean you've been burned? People don't like you because you're an unlikable annoying mentally-ill moron. I bet the most abuse you got was being told to stop being a dumbass by your dad. Your boat dream isn't going to fix your uninteresting character, nor is it gonna make you seem "cool" or "free". Also stop with the double full stops you ESL idiot. I wrote so much because i honestly pity you and your self adsorbed delusions. Seek help.

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>>13580801
WTF! I've wasted so much time.. How do I fix my boring ass personality? I've spent like a decade reading and am still a midwit... I don't even want to sail w a fagot ass cat. I just want friends, alot of money and a hot gf..

>> No.13580987

>>13580974
Have medical attention.

>> No.13581024

>>13580987
I will. I've fucked up my brain somehow. I'm totally removed from reality. I guess I'll pay for a therapist for once...

>> No.13581149

>>13580974
Obsessively dedicate your life to something, work out every day, meditate

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>>13579953

>> No.13581171

>>13580512
The guy just shot up a shopping mall in Texas

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bump

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>>13579953
Omg kek imagine following a girl around on your push bike, 10/10 serial killer tier well done OP

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