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>goes to whore house
>acts like this:

>But, at the moment in which I was ready to faint upon a bosom, which for the first time seemed to suffer the impression of the hand and lips of a man, I perceived she had a malformed nipple. I struck my forehead: I examined, and thought I perceived this nipple was not formed like the other. I immediately began to consider how it was possible to have such a defect, and persuaded of its proceeding from some great natural vice, I was clearly convinced, that, instead of the most charming person of whom I could form to myself an idea, I had in my arms a species of a monster, the refuse of nature, of men and of love. I carried my stupidity so far as to speak to her of the discovery I had made. She, at first, took what I said jocosely; and in her frolicsome humor, did and said things which made me die of love. But perceiving an inquietude I could not conceal, she at length reddened, adjusted her dress, raised herself up, and without saying a word, went and placed herself at a window. I attempted to place myself by her side: she withdrew to a sofa, rose from it the next moment, and fanning herself as she walked about the chamber, said to me in a reserved and disdainful tone of voice, “Zanetto, ‘lascia le donne, a studia la matematica.”—[Leave women and study mathematics.]

>> No.13568285

>this cool as shit will never happen anymore
>i have to go on tinder and talk to thots who say "I like to have experiences!"

>> No.13568290

>>13568228
BASED

>> No.13568297

>>13568228
As autistic as Napoleon's story of losing his virginity to a prostitute.

>> No.13568316

>>13568285
You can still go to a brothel and act like an autist, anon

>> No.13568330

Prostituta

>> No.13568432

>>13568316
kek

>> No.13568451

>>13568316
yeah but I have to fly to fucking Vegas

>> No.13568496

Chad Rousseau vs. virgin Voltaire

>> No.13568940

>>13568451
Go to Amsterdam, but don't expect their whores to blush or anything.

>> No.13569113

>>13568451
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada
You can always come here to Reno, bro. Mustang Ranch is allegedly pricey, but it's right in the next county. Or you can go to church instead of ministering with Satan.

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>and fanning herself as she walked about the chamber, said to me in a reserved and disdainful tone of voice, “Zanetto, ‘lascia le donne, a studia la matematica.”—[Leave women and study mathematics.]

>> No.13569712

>>13568228
Rousseau is literally that guy you see for a blip in Great Gatsby, a professional dinner guest. He never meant his efforts at being interesting to be taken more seriously than would suffice to keep him at the party.

>> No.13570952

>>13568228
>a monster, the refuse of nature, of men and of love.

So...a woman?

>> No.13571847

>>13568297
Why? It was common practice to go to a brothel and “learn” how things worked, maybe getting syphilis in the process

>> No.13571900

>>13571847
Read how Napoleon lost it bro. It was extremely autistic. The gist is that he asked the prozzie a bunch of nerdy questions for a long time and she ended up essentially saying "Look are we gonna fuck or not?"

>> No.13571975

>>13571900
questions about sex or about her life? Cause i'd be interested on asking a prostitute many questions about her "business".

>> No.13572098

>>13568228
peak autism

>> No.13572109

Kinda based. Sex is gross without love

>> No.13572438

>>13568228
Man hes like a Jojo character or something. Truly baste