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[Anonymous No.13527353]

why is John Green so smart? he forever btfo'd people who complain about polygamy.

[Anonymous No.13527383]

>dude sex is just a basic bodily activity
>also rape is bad because reasons
???
I don't get these bozos

[Anonymous No.13527392]

>>13527353
Rather than commit to one cereal, each bowl revealing increasingly subtle details about itself, you opt to indulge in the distinct surface-level scratchings of a variety of cereals, never understanding any. I pity you, John Green.

[Anonymous No.13527400]

>>13527383
have you ever considered consent

[Anonymous No.13527404]

Is it bad to want a virgin gf if I'm a virgin too

[Anonymous No.13527405]

>>13527353
Spoken like a true cuckold.

[Anonymous No.13527413]

>>13527400
if so, then sex is not just a bodily activity like eating like the giga faggot here claims.

[Anonymous No.13527422]

>>13527404
No. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. My friends always tell me "hurr durr who cares if a male is a virgin it's just sex bro get with a stripper and get it over with bla bla." They are just butthurt they gave away their virginity for free and this is their way of coping. They try to bring us wizards down to their level. Either remain a wizard or only give up your virginity to a loving gf/wife. Do NOT become a manthot.

[Anonymous No.13527428]

>>13527422
Male virginity is a meme.

[Anonymous No.13527448]

>>13527413
Running is also a bodily activity, but running against someone without their consent would be bad.

[Anonymous No.13527457]

>>13527428
That's everything that's not a gene, bro

[Anonymous No.13527464]

>>13527428

I'm gonna need some evidence boss

[Anonymous No.13527480]

>>13527457
Ah someone based enough to know the actual definition of meme

Regardless make virgunity is a cope meme for coping incels

[Anonymous No.13527484]

>>13527464
Men don't have a hymen. And they start ejaculating at around age 12 (nocturnal emission). The concept of virginity does not apply to men. They were never virgin.

[Anonymous No.13527485]

>>13527448
>why are people so weird about sex it’s just a bodily function

>why are people so weird about violence it’s just a bodily function

[Anonymous No.13527493]

>>13527485
>violence
>bodily function
I can live my entire lifespan without harming a creature but I cannot live for more than a minute without breathing

[Anonymous No.13527498]

>>13527484
>vir·gin·i·ty: the state of never having had sexual intercourse.

Jizzing in your dreams doesn't count

[Anonymous No.13527504]

>>13527353
Isn't he the guy who likes to eat (another man's)cum-filled Cheerios?

[Anonymous No.13527506]

>>13527353
>sex = eating cereal
Doesn’t this guy write romance novels?

[Anonymous No.13527507]

>>13527493
You can live your whole life w/out sex. It’s still a bodily function.

Also living beings must die for you to eat, be less retarded

[Anonymous No.13527512]

>>13527507
>Also living beings must die for you to eat, be less retarded
Yes, but I don't have to kill them myself, therefore I can live my entire life without incurring violence on any creature

[Anonymous No.13527514]

>>13527498
That's the postmodern definition, and sure you can follow it if it helps your cause but real virgins are women at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.13527520]

>>13527512
You financially support the killers by buying meat, though, which means you're participating in the killing process.

[Anonymous No.13527523]

>>13527400
Ever seen lions fucking? The male holds the female down with force and ejaculates for the sole purpose of procreating. For them it's just a basic bodily function, for us that would be rape.
Mega cuck boy here >>13527353 reduced it down to a basic bodily activity and completely left out anything beyond that, just to make used tumblr thots feel good about themselves and buy his books

[Anonymous No.13527562]

>>13527484
wat bout chastity nigga

[Elliot No.13527568]

>>13527353
What if i put my penis on that Cheerio, would you like to eat it after that?

[Anonymous No.13527571]

>>13527562
what about it?

[Anonymous No.13527577]

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with John Green.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is John Green different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has John Green greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and John Green continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping John Green would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: John Green will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

[Anonymous No.13527580]

>>13527523
prove you're the real king of games by guessing the last number of your next post

[Anonymous No.13527582]

>>13527571
how does virginity not apply to men

[Anonymous No.13527585]

>>13527512
Ok fine, by that logic you don’t have to physicallly breath yourself. You can be hooked up to a machine to do it for you. Does that make breathing any less of a bodily function just because you aren’t doing it? No, it doesn’t.

Bodily function = function performed by the body

Again, you don’t have to have sex at all. Still a bodily function.

[Anonymous No.13527590]

>>13527582
chastity =/= virginity

[Anonymous No.13527595]

>>13527580
4

[Anonymous No.13527599]

>>13527512
>t. brainlet

[Anonymous No.13527602]

>>13527585
Don't try to dodge the question. You claimed "violence" is a bodily function. A bodily function implies that you need to perform that action to ensure your continued survival. Now demonstrate how I need to kill shit regularly in order to live

[Anonymous No.13527605]

>>13527590
you right king, chastity is just a cope filthy sex havers use to try to redeem their spiritual purity (virginity)

[Anonymous No.13527613]

>>13527602
Farms kill food for you and you eat it as a result. You're guilty. If they didn't commit the violence, then you'd have to. Besides, it's not morally wrong. Are you some gay new age vegan? Animals are meant to be eaten. They're not made in God's image. Read Bible.

[Anonymous No.13527619]

Some people think that chastity and virginity are synonymous, but they are not. Not all chaste people are virgins, and not all virgins are chaste. For example, before their conversions, Saint Augustine fathered a child out of marriage, Saint Margaret of Cortona lived with her boyfriend, and Saint Pelagia was a prostitute. While they may not have been virgins, they became chaste—and became saints.

On the other hand, some people are technically virgins, but they compromise their purity in countless ways. Many virgins assume, ‘‘As long as I retain my virginity, I’m being good. Therefore, everything short of intercourse is OK.’’ They may give parts of themselves to people they know they will never marry and assume that they are still pure because they are not having intercourse. Slowly they begin to believe that sexual intimacy is not a big deal. By the time they meet the person they truly deserve, they need a lot of healing for all they have given away.

But chastity is not something that can be lost forever because something shameful happened in your past. Virginity concerns our sexual history, but chastity is not concerned with the past. Chastity is a virtue that exists only in the present. People often think that because they have lost their virginity, purity will always be out of their reach. It is not. Just as a person who has led a pure life can fall into immorality, a person who has sinned can return to purity. To be pure it is necessary that your heart be directed to God. In his eyes, the repentant prostitute is purer than the lustful virgin. We need to remember that our worth lies in how God sees us, not in how others see us or even in how we sometimes see ourselves.

[Anonymous No.13527623]

>>13527595
Faker

[Anonymous No.13527629]

>>13527613
holy mother of BASED

[Anonymous No.13527632]

>>13527613
I'm not a gay new age vegan but your assumption that you have to kill shit in order to survive is wrong.

[Anonymous No.13527647]

>>13527632
You would if we didn't have the system in place. If you couldn't go to the supermarket to buy food, you'd need a flock and a garden. Again, what's wrong with killing things in order to survive? That's how the world runs.

[Anonymous No.13527664]

>>13527647
I'm not arguing on the ethics of killing things, I'm arguing on wether it's a bodily function or not. Please keep focused and provide arguments that support your thesis instead of going on tangents about morality

[Anonymous No.13527673]

>>13527400
consent is a meme

[Anonymous No.13527678]

>>13527664
Not him but killing things is the way almost any animal survives.
Yes even herbivores kill plants.

[Anonymous No.13527688]

>>13527353
americans have more than 48 different fucking candy coated sugar brands? no wonder youre so fucking fat

[Anonymous No.13527694]

>>13527678
this doesn't make it a bodily function. You are confusing the act of eating with acts of violence. Eating IS a bodily function, "violence" is not. I sense that you have run out of arguments and are now trying to deflect the conversation elsewhere. Just admit that you made a mistake by calling "violence" a bodily function. I won't hold it against you.

[Anonymous No.13527887]

>>13527404
Sure. It just means you're not getting one. Here's why:
If you haven't had sex already, it's probably because you're not desirable. You chances of having virgin sex drop to basically zero once you're 18. It's a noble desire, but ultimately doomed.

[Anonymous No.13527918]

>>13527353
So John Green's wife fucked 47 guys before John Green?

[Anonymous No.13527952]

if you eat cheerios every day, they will feel a lot less special.

[Anonymous No.13527977]

>>13527353
Polygamic relationships dont work in the long run, too much drama and shit.

Women that whore around in their 20s arent polygamic, they do it because there is no consequences. When they turn 30 is when they try securing a partner that can provide the resources to feel safe.

Its quite amusing that the majority of women are being used as throwaway sex dolls by the top 20% of men.

If a woman have had a huge number of sexual partner its a red flag for me. It means that either she is a crazy bitch that men throw away in the trash after a nighter or that she is actively looking every week for a new sex partner which honestly its quite undesirable in a gf, cheating would be a normal thing for her.

[Anonymous No.13528065]

>>13527353
Yes, yes John Green likes 50 cumloads in his breakfast we've all laughed at this before

Come on, this image has been reposted over an dover for years now find something new

[Anonymous No.13528092]

>>13527353
>cereal is just like humans
>having a high sex drive doesn't matter
god I love tumblr

[Anonymous No.13528114]

>>13527918
John Green fucked 47 guys before fucking a box of Cheerios

[Anonymous No.13528131]

>>13527353
It doesn't matter how many people you have sex with, as long as you have sex with me.

[Anonymous No.13528147]

basically he's saying that it's ok to stick your dick in someone's Cheerios and let them eat it

[Anonymous No.13528149]

It's like these people live in a world where STDs don't exist.

[Anonymous No.13528150]

>>13527623
It was THIS post that I guess the number of.

[Anonymous No.13528180]

>>13527353
Why does he look so punchable?

[Anonymous No.13528209]

>>13528150

[Anonymous No.13528309]

>>13527602
Explain how you need to have to survive

bodily functions are functions the body performs not functions the body must perform to survive, go be an idiot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.13528321]

>>13528309
that's exactly the point I was making moron

[Anonymous No.13528343]

>>13527694
You’ve been arguing with someone else for a minute, I am the original. See>>13528309

[Anonymous No.13528350]

>>13527694
not that anon, but how is sex a bodily fuction, following your definition?

[Anonymous No.13528353]

>>13528321
Again anything function the body performs is a bodily function. Whether or not it is necessary for survival. That is not the argument you were making.

Tell me, is sex a bodily function?

[Anonymous No.13528356]

>>13528350
He keeps avoiding that question lol