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>innocent suitors
YEAH KILL EM

>> No.13433014

they were a bunch of shameless, good for nothing layabouts

>> No.13433022

>>13433011
>rival wanaxes, drinking your wine, ogling your pious wife, and molesting your slave girls in your own home for ten years
>innocent
Hi Emily Wilson, kys pls

>> No.13433025

>>13433011
>innocent
op, you make me laugh

>> No.13433034

>>13433022
>Emily Wilson
who? isn’t that a pornstar?

>> No.13433052

Fuck thots on zeus

>> No.13433160

>>13433022
your slut wife should have kicked them out

>> No.13433175

>>13433160
>one weak woman, vs a troop of marriage age aristocrats who are armed and aggressive
this antiquity, my dude. what is she gonna do, “call the police” on them? lmao

>> No.13433200

>>13433175
>greece was an anarchist society in which there was no recourse to someone breaking into your house and stealing everything besides fighting the guy yourself
no it wasn't

>> No.13433895

>>13433200
during the time of the odyssey it effectively probably was
didn't you read the book? odyssyeus goes on for chapters about how they roam around the agean literallylooking for towns to pillage and steal from

>> No.13433915

>>13433200
>ummm, hello? is this 911? im being threatened by a throng of suitors who refuse to leave my house, please send someone immediately. wait, what do you mean "the police don't exist yet"? the fuck am i supposed to do?

>> No.13433928

>>13433200
>in which there was no recourse to someone breaking into your house and stealing everything besides fighting the guy yourself
Yeah that recourse is Odysseus who isn't there

>> No.13433955

>>13433895
then it's retarded for greek nigerians to be suitors instead of some subset forming a gang, killing the others, and claiming the property including the wife

>>13433928
that would be the homeowner fighting the guy(s) himself

>> No.13433957 [DELETED] 

>>13433175
Was old man Laertes supposed to fight off a dozen able-bodied men?

>> No.13433988

>>13433955
>that would be the homeowner fighting the guy(s) himself
He was also the king

>> No.13433993

>>13433955
autism

>> No.13433994

>>13433955
>then it's retarded for greek nigerians to be suitors instead of some subset forming a gang, killing the others, and claiming the property including the wife
They wanted to be king

>> No.13434005

>>13433011
T offended cuck

>> No.13434008

>>13433988
>>13433994
he doesn't have any subjects who would fight on behalf of the royal family so who gives a shit? every household was probably declaring themselves the king since clearly no one ever bothered to establish a government

>> No.13434014

>>13434008
It's a poem

>> No.13434016

>>13433955
Odysseus is the lord of Ithaca. The only other person with administrative power there is probably his father, Laertes. What's old man Laertes going to do? The only men in Ithaca are him, the suitors, Telemachus, and some peasants, all the rest died in Troy

>> No.13434038

>>13434014
What was Ithaca's tax policy?

>> No.13434047

>>13433011
KILL THEM ALL

>> No.13434054

>>13434038
And what about all these suitors? By the end of the war, Antinous is gone but all of the suitors aren't gone -- they're on the island. Did Odysseus pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby suitors, in their little suitor cradles?

>> No.13434059

>>13433011
>Not skinning boiling and quartering your enemies

>> No.13434065
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13434065

>>13434054
THEY WERE LIKE ANIMALS I HATE THEM

>> No.13434297

>>13433011
kys emily

>> No.13434352

>>13433022
This

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>>13433011
look .... why take a chance

>> No.13434451

>>13433011
>innocent crew
YEAH DOOM EM
>innocent deity of magic
YEAH HEARTBREAK ER

>> No.13434472

>>13434405
>Doors lock

>I dont know if you noticed but I dont shine shoes no more

>> No.13435714

>>13434451
>innocent crew
YEAH EAT EM
YEAH TURN EM INTO PIGS

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>>13433011
>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T KILL INNOCENT SUITORS, THEY ARE HUMAN BEING TOO!!

>> No.13435804

>>13434008
But telemachus went to all the big leader dudes of ithaca and the surrounding islands and was all like "hey can this suitor thing stop?" And they were all like "fuck off stupid kid" except mentor who was down to help then later the swineherd and cowherd helped fight... so they like... did go for help

>> No.13435811

The suitors were not innocent. That said... I tend to not believe that the Iliad and the Odyssey were products of the same author(s) largely because the Iliad has a very tragic and objective view of violence (it does not pick sides between Greeks and Trojans and all characters are humanized)... whereas the Odyssey presents the suitors as cartoon characters. It's hard to imagine the author(s) of the Iliad creating something so relatively shallow.

>> No.13435822

>>13435811
That's the thing though, the contrast, between the great war and petty internal conflicts, the immediate and the lasting consequences of war, Priam vs. old Laertes, Patroclus' funeral rites vs. Odysseus' bathing etc. Keep in mind that there were many other epics that got lost, who knows how their styles were.

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13435869

why the fuck were they all helping each other out if they were all competing against each other for penelopes hand?

>> No.13435922

>>13433200
How ignorant are you both of history and of the text?
First it's a feudal society so if the feudal is away(Odisseus) it a free for all. And since his son had no respect and was considered a child, the suitor(people wanting the legitimacy of marriage) where listing for power.

>> No.13436073

>>13434065
wtf happened to george lucas any way, he turned completely retarded on everything

>> No.13436106

>>13433011
I don't get it, do people make it all the way through the iliad and the odyssey and get surprised at the killing of the suitors?

>> No.13436932

>>13433011
it's just some cuck's big revenge fantasy

>> No.13437201

>>13433011
They took the concept of Xenia and wiped their asses with it.

Screw them, they deserved it.

>> No.13437208

>>13433011
>Innocent

>> No.13437292

>>13436073
everyone with good taste knows the prequels were better than the originals. not that the prequels were so great, they just weren’t as bad as the originals. disney wars is obviously garbage though

>> No.13437701

>>13435869
Most of the beta suitors were just in it for the free food and wine

>> No.13437929

>>13433011
this makes me angry

>> No.13438207

>>13435869
Because her husband turned out to not actually be dead and its a lot harder to marry someone when her husband is alive and trying to kill you