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>Why yes I do get in fights at the library

>> No.13402723

>>13402714
Shhhhh, people are reading.

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>One copy of Lolita please, and one container of industrial lube

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>Why of course I go to the library only to watch porn with the homeless people at the computers

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>STOP THROWING BOOKS AT ME JUST BECAUSE I READ ENDERS GAME DOES NOT MEAN MY TASTE IS BAD!

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>N-NO NABOKOV REALLY IS SUPERIOR TO CELINE. HE HAS LITERARY MERIT BEYOND AESTHETICS, I SWEAR.

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>going to the library to read? haha, I'm not a total loser. I go to play runescape.

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>>13403441
Why indeed, i did level Runecrafting to 99 on 3 different accounts using only mind runes, and i shall do so again.
>Also i believe the Brothers Karamazov is highly overrated

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>>13402714
I once overhead some african junkie hobo threatening a nicely dressed indian man in the library, saying that if he ever saw him in the library again he'd kill him. I told the librarian then went back to browsing Strindberg

>> No.13403613

>>13402714
>not fighting exclusively by the hotdog stand in the library

>> No.13403796

>Its a "some faggot throws copies of Paradise Lost at people" episode
For fucks sake I just qant to read

>> No.13403878

>>13402714
>taking a dump at yhe library bathroom
>it's out of toilet paper
>dash outside and grab a random book
>it's a john green book

>> No.13403885

>>13403878
>tfw your ass just gets dirtier as you wipe

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>>13403885
>tfw just ate a big bowl of cheerios then took it up the ass
>wipe ass with John green book
>John green nuts instantaneously in his own home

>> No.13404910

>>13402714
>he doesn't burn libraries
Lol what a loser

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>its another "the cooking section hobo has barricaded himself in and is now threatening to destroy all the vegan cookboks" episode

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>it's another fantasy and science fiction section is barricaded with librarian corpses and the geeks are spit-roasting a young woman and the bathroom has a poo man killing everyone who enters his stall and hit squads kill you if you go over a dollar in late book fees

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>>13402714
>Why yes I gather friends to laugh and drink beer at library

>> No.13405703

>>13405088
Oh, the PKD bequest wing.