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What makes up the ideal /lit/ wife?

>> No.13170768

she reads

>> No.13170772

she sneeds

>> No.13170782

she feeds

>> No.13170787

she pleads

>> No.13170797

She meets

>> No.13170806

>>13170797
>Butters with a combo breaker
Figures.

>> No.13170823

>>13170757
high iq kuudere with model looks
independent yet submissive, feminine but without histrionics or irrationality

>> No.13170825

>>13170806
Proper caps too jarring?

>> No.13170827
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this

>> No.13170834

>>13170825
It doesn't fucking rhyme, you retarded grass skipper.

>> No.13170835

A normie submissive girl is the perfect wife.

>> No.13170850

she weaves

>> No.13170859

>>13170768
>>13170772
>>13170787
>>13170797
She makes the dick weak
She gets willing folded like the car seat

>> No.13170869

no coal burners

>> No.13170885

>>13170797
MHOMMY

>> No.13170890

>>13170827
Grow up

>>13170850
Apparently it HAS to end in “-ds”

>> No.13170899

>>13170757
royalty wants loyalty

>> No.13170901

>>13170757
she bleeds

>> No.13170907

>>13170890
Just fucking leave the board you insufferable bitch. You ruin everything.

>> No.13170915

>>13170890
Have sex

>> No.13170916
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>> No.13170986

>>13170827
MISTY!

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>>13170915

>> No.13171000

>>13170890
>how does one unbreak a suit
You don't, you deficient lepidoptera; this is why no one wants to play bridge with your old lady ass.

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>tfw no asuka gf

>> No.13171089

>>13170835
This. The only real requirements are
>attractive in your particular eyes
>faithful
>doesn't start a lot of drama and arguments (but keep in mind there's no such thing as 0% of this)
>wants at least one kid
Everything else is just details.

>> No.13171098

>>13170915
BASED havesexposter

>> No.13171100

GODDAMMIT WHY DONT GIRLS FUCKING LIKE ME

>> No.13171106

>>13171098
DHADDY

>> No.13171111

>>13171100
Because you don’t like to shower properly Ethan, and you ask yousepf questions as such presented, go to bed, men are talking

>> No.13171118

>>13170757

Someone who can deal with me and my shittiness.

>> No.13171123

>>13170827
for some reason, the cut on her leg is the sexiest part of this image for me
some psychoanalyst tell me what this means pls

>> No.13171127

>>13171123
Perhaps violence inflicted during childhood stunned you, "Ooh that cut is sexy", Monsieur, relax, it’s not normal to think that, you’ve got to relax, breathe you subhuman, breathe

>> No.13171134

>>13171127
Totally incorrect, it is clearly the *lack* of childhood rough-and-tumble that has sparked this aberration

>> No.13171137

>>13171118
I recommend you take care of that first.

>> No.13171170

>>13170827
>"I wonder what it's like inside those pokeballs"
>"ts I wonder when you'll shut up and make my dinner"

>> No.13171175

A cute antinatalist.

>> No.13171223

a literati farmgirl

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>>13170797
>>13170825
>>13170890
>>13170916
>>13170991
>>13171137

Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>>13171229
You and your friend need to stfu

>> No.13171267

i cant wait until mod applications go up again

>> No.13171287

/lit/ wife is ANYONE BUT BUTTERFLY.

A B B

Who's with me?

>> No.13171291

>>13171287
Here.

>> No.13171330

>>13170827
lmao she’s on her phone, look closely

>> No.13171339

>>13171291
flutterby why do you spend so much time on here? do you have a job?

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>>13171339
Yeah

>> No.13171353

>>13171246
good band. I was randomly going through the Archive and saw that you liked Dead Can Dance as well (if I remember correctly).

This unironically made me not hate you.

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>>13171353
Pleased to hear.

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>>13171246

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>>13171229
copypasta consumed

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>>13171358
hmmm, don't worry, I won't do a Ricardo on you.

>> No.13171387

>>13171330
you're right
yikes

>> No.13171401

>>13171358
How the fuck are you still here? When will you finally leave?

>> No.13171407

>>13171401
When will you?

>> No.13171414

>>13170757
Blond, playfully dumb, doesn't read.

>> No.13171415

>>13171407
I graduated from this shithole ages ago, but I like to check back every few months. And you're there every time. What gives?

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>>13171100
Get to >>>/fit/ first. Get a gf after intense training and a strict diet, and then come back to /lit/ and realize a gf won’t solve any essential problem.

>> No.13171424

>>13171123
She is the image of death, look at how fucking thin she is, also she is cosplaying an adolescent, you love regression into a state without responsibility: the void of death.

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>>13170757
>>3D girls
You are all pathetic.

>> No.13171435

>>13170757
I have Wyndham Lewis' taste for the THICC uns

>> No.13171452

>>13171415

IF YOU REGARD THIS WEBSITE WITH SUCH CONTEMPT, WHY DO YOU KEEP «CHECKING BACK» —WHY DO YOU NOT STAY «GRADUATED»?

THIS IS A PLACE OF COMMUNITY, NOT A DEN OF VICE OF WHICH ONE SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED, OR FEEL COMPELLED TO EVENTUALLY LEAVE.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

>> No.13171461

>>13170757
Someone who doesn’t read in such an uncomfortable position... and where’s the stable light source? Bitch is gonna strain her eyes while I strain her throat

>> No.13171467

>>13171407
we live rent free in your head, keep changing your little antennae, you can't win

>> No.13171469

>>13171467
>we
>rent free
you need to go back

>> No.13171476

She should be a constant nag but the moment she's gone for more than a day you feel a deep longing and loneliness

>> No.13171481

>>13171452
Kys

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>>13171407

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My girlfriend is basically the perfect /lit/ wife. Has read all of the 'classic' philosophers, reads me Romantic poetry in her spare time, wins awards for art shows, wants a dozen children, thinks Fascism is based, probably going to be rich and going to support me while I pursue my writing career.

>> No.13171540

>>13171505
Make yourself proud

>> No.13171562

Codependent with social anxiety and writes fanfiction.

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>>13171562

>> No.13171688

>>13171505
yeah and i live in a mansion and drive a bugatti

>> No.13171750

>>13171229
Damn, dude. Imagine giving a shit. It's not a rule so who cares if they use a tripcode.

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>>13171688

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Wed not for her beef but her braaper, anons.

>> No.13171773

>>13171246
>Hi there!
>You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
>Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>You a-and you friend n-n-need to stfu

*Ahem*

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.13171776

>>13171750
if it wasn't a tranny butterfly we wouldn't

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>>13171452
Wew

>> No.13171787

>>13171758
I wrote 1000 words last night. I'm in the clear, right?

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>>13171773

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>>13171776
Those digits!!!! Holy Shit!!! The revolution against tripfags has begun!!!!

>> No.13171801

>>13171789
Disgusting. Imagine ruining your life because your cock gets hard at the thought of being a woman because you've watched too much porn.

>> No.13171803

>>13171776
Oh, well you're in luck. I'm not.
Oh but you jest. You actually have a problem with me being a woman.

Go read a book.

>> No.13171814

>>13171803
Scratch that, I neglected to remember that I am, indeed, a tranny.

>> No.13171857

>>13171772
Megan is bouncing her braap off the couch cushions, the same as LeBron might a basketball against the back board, showcasing Megan's exceptional gastrologic reflexes as well as her anomalously lentil laden diet

>> No.13171868

>>13171814
I love cut & paste fagalanches

>> No.13171990

>>13171505
Unironically, I would kill myself if that were me. I would always feel like a failure, and I'd be constantly haunted by the fact that I am so far below her league that I would never be able to escape the paranoia that she would leave me for someone who's actually got something going for them.

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I am disappoint /lit/

>> No.13172075

>>13170757
thick brown hair
long shapely legs
a big swinging Johnson and two golfball sized testicles
unlimited sperm production
womanly hips
reads books

>> No.13172189

>>13171990
What if her fetish was to dom an inferior babybook boy like yourself? Would you be into it?