Tell me about a time you were lit in public

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Anonymous Wed May 22 18:32:14 2019 No.13163741 [Reply] [Original]

Tell me about a time you were lit in public

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 18:57:34 2019 No.13163933 >>13163741 based

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:16:57 2019 No.13164054 >>13163741 how can a man be this based?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:34:17 2019 No.13164165 >>13163741 I've once read reading Haruki Murakami in school at the age of 13. Kids laughed at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:40:46 2019 No.13164190 >>13163741 >read House of Leaves on field trip >Everybody gets assmad about it >I get assmad about it Now I read at home

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:48:10 2019 No.13164226 >>13163741 I unironically got beat up for 'reading' in fourth grade >it was fucking harry potter

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 19:54:30 2019 No.13164256 I was reading Pet Sematary in fifth grade and my English teacher told me I would be better off reading that book in five years

Anonymous Wed May 22 20:21:29 2019 No.13164347

I used it live in Cambridge UK. I was reading lovecraft on a park bench when a guy in nazi uniform sat next to me and started talking about aeroplanes and generally speaking in an embarrassing melodramatic way. I left after a minute or so and he shouted after me in fake German. I later heard he was arrested for mowing a swastika into his front lawn (lol) and was a notorious weirdo, quite sad really since he was clearly unwell.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:22:47 2019 No.13164353 >>13164347 >was arrested for mowing a swastika into his front lawn home of the brit, land of the bong

Anonymous Wed May 22 20:24:59 2019 No.13164362

>>13163741
I was once beaten up by classmates in an argument about who was the greatest English poet. My mates were pretending that rhymester Tennyson deserved that title, I angered them by refusing to stop defending Byron.

Wa a tough moment but I'm glad I held to my taste.

Anonymous Wed May 22 20:31:32 2019 No.13164395
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>mandatory Military Service
>my Unit has 42 Guys, only 3 (including me) have HS diploma
>4months in, Waiting around in a bumfuck field
>Reading some greek Classic
>pocketbook Company (pic related is style for every book) is very cheap and famously used in schools and by litfags
>drill instructor comes over and tries one last time to build some kind of rapport
>"oh for the HS diploma, eh? yeah these can be boring.."
>"no sir, I'm reading it for fun"
>he turns away with a disgusted grunt and I wind up getting even more weekend shifts

Anonymous Wed May 22 20:41:47 2019 No.13164436

I remember reading the anti-christ by Nietzsche in 6th form and my politics teacher mocking me for reading trashy horror novels in front of a lot of other students. I thought it was odd that a politics teacher didn't recognise the book. It really upset me at the time for some reason

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:43:02 2019 No.13164441 >>13164165 >reading murakami at 13 bit old for that don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 22 20:54:40 2019 No.13164469 >>13164347 Audibly laughed.

Anonymous Wed May 22 21:47:56 2019 No.13164691

>>13163741
I once read a book called The Turner Diaries and then was accused of bombing the Alfred P. Murrah building in downtown Oklahoma City. When the federal prosecutors hauled me in for questioning, I told them that the novel was, "trite, amateurish, and derivative," so they let me go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 04:24:36 2019 No.13166171 >>13164362 it was a mean thing of them to do, wasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 04:33:20 2019 No.13166201 >>13164226 I hope you learned your lesson nerd. >>13163741 If I saw someone reading in public I would smack the book out of their hand and punch them in the nutsack

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 04:41:34 2019 No.13166227 >>13164226 I got bullied for reading Warriors in middle school. One of the kids took my book and hid it somewhere. Never found it. I just wanted to find out what was going to happen next to the cat tribes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 04:42:19 2019 No.13166229 >>13163741 Once I was on a first date and the girl "went to the bathroom" and never came back because I wouldn't stop talking about Walden and how I want to live in a cabin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 04:54:10 2019 No.13166245 >>13166229 If she doesn't love Walden, you're better off anyways

Anonymous Thu May 23 05:01:16 2019 No.13166257

>>13163741
I once got into a drunken argument with this guy cause he claimed that Moby Dick was awful. All I remember is that I was too drunk to say anything very coherent and the other guy said that Moby Dick (as well as all classic literature) is racist and thought Ishmael was the captain of the pequod.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 07:45:19 2019 No.13166820 >>13164362 based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 08:37:39 2019 No.13167008 >>13164362 Were Irish secondary schools really once like this? Everybody in that scene seems so educated and smart.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 08:39:52 2019 No.13167013 once had a date at a public library. we got into conversation cross referencing adorno, debord, mcluhan and neil postman

Anonymous Thu May 23 08:45:32 2019 No.13167044

>>13163741
Me and a good friend of mine had a discussion concerning Pain, and the metaphysics of it, and if it should be overcome or evaded.
He vehemently held onto the position that pain, should be evaded.
The argument spiraled and we both started beating eachother.
I think i won the argument concerning he did not try to evade pain, and instead caused it :)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 09:12:36 2019 No.13167146 Hmm, why do some people get so angry at other people reading? I also don't read so much in public anymore because it always feels like im doing something wrong, when swiping on your smarphone would be the normal way to spend time alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 09:15:05 2019 No.13167162 >>13166229 based. you sound like a cool guy anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 09:27:36 2019 No.13167219 I read Uncle Toms Cabin in 6th grade for a book report because I thought the Warrant song was super cool, and was upset when my teacher said "are you sure you dont want to pick something shorter?"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 09:50:53 2019 No.13167323 When my high school young and ugly female litterature teacher borrowed some Michel Houellebecq poetries to the virgin I was.

Anonymous Thu May 23 10:04:58 2019 No.13167415
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My boss was making fun of Indian people and how they say "the needful" all the time, and I said "oh hey, I'm reading King Lear and that phrase just came up"

They then proceeded to make fun of that for about 3 minutes for some reason

Anonymous Thu May 23 10:21:57 2019 No.13167493

I was quite ill one day, and in my high school english class we were discussing the end of As I Lay Dying. Specifically the scene where they get to the city and it describes their arrival as "an ejaculation" of somesort. I tried to hold back my teenage laughter, but I was too sick. I laughed for a moment or two and was asked to leave the classroom. :\

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 10:59:39 2019 No.13167647 >>13167146 I read on my smartphone and make sure no one is behind me so people think I'm scrolling through Instagram.

Anonymous Thu May 23 11:13:04 2019 No.13167691
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>>13163741
I was waiting at the endoscopy clinic this morning to drive my dad home and was reading plato's five dialogues when some old dude said he was glad I was reading unlike some of these younger kids. Fucking boomers need to leave me alone if you haven't read Plato

Anonymous Thu May 23 11:28:39 2019 No.13167760
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Was working construction one summer in the deep south. On breaks in/outside our slave hut I would read Paradise Lost. One coworker asked me about what I was reading and why > He proceeded to chide me for having an interest non canonical religious texts. Said all the answers I need were in the Bible.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 11:39:15 2019 No.13167797 >>13167008 Joyce attended and wrote about Clongowes, a presigious private school. I very much doubt students were so educated everywhere in Ireland.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 11:45:17 2019 No.13167825 >>13167760 That's protestants in the deep south for you. They think they know all the answers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 11:48:12 2019 No.13167839 >>13164395 underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 11:50:02 2019 No.13167847 was reading this horrible pop-math book Music of the Primes on a field trip bus in HS and someone next to me looked and said Anon is reading about maths! and everyone behind me started bothering me about it and laughing. i finished it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 11:51:14 2019 No.13167853 >>13164362 U think you’re clever or something

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 11:55:37 2019 No.13167875 >>13164362 same but with Pope

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 14:41:28 2019 No.13168679 Bump

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 16:33:37 2019 No.13169253 How do you become a murder suspect by reading a book in your car? I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 16:39:25 2019 No.13169278 had to buy Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch because a girl in a bookshop handed it to me and told me to read it; three years later and that bloated John Green tier tome is still clogging up my shelf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 16:49:12 2019 No.13169320 >>13166227 shit dude that sucks. especially since you had the ONLY EXISTING COPY of that book.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 16:54:58 2019 No.13169345 >>13169253 Maybe he skipped school around the same time the murder happened

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 16:56:16 2019 No.13169351 >>13169253 retard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:00:15 2019 No.13169366 >>13163741 /lit/ is public

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:01:30 2019 No.13169369 >>13163741 finished less than zero on vacation and chucked it into the trash when i was done. at least i finished it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:05:06 2019 No.13169393 >>13169253 He was gone for three hours with no one knowing where he was, probably at the same time a murder was committed, and no alibi to prove his innocence.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:08:02 2019 No.13169408 >>13169393 >>13169345 I took it that during those three hours a murder occured in the same forest and people saw his car standing there

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 17:09:17 2019 No.13169414 >>13167847 Holy fuck I read that exact book in high school too while sitting alone during lunch. No one ever made fun of me for it though.

Anonymous Thu May 23 17:20:56 2019 No.13169472

>>13163741
When I worked in a department store where banter was almost nonstop, I fell into a conversation with a customer who had also read the Harper Dictionary Of Contemporary Usage from cover to cover at least 3 times, and we had a little chat about the loss in precision to modifiers, the tendency of close ones to be lumped into exact synonyms, and the importance of connotation to irony.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 18:22:02 2019 No.13169877 >>13167691 >reading plato when people are taking stuff up the ass in the next room

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 18:38:57 2019 No.13169983 i almost wrote a paper on totalitarianism in the tundra for postmodern literature.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 19:54:38 2019 No.13170369 >>13164362 They were right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 19:59:08 2019 No.13170386 >>13167219 Did he also say with less use of the word nogger?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 19:59:11 2019 No.13170387 >>13164226 You must have gone to a predominately black or mexican school.

Anonymous Thu May 23 20:36:00 2019 No.13170576
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>>13164395
A lot of people passed books around in my division, but we were all navy nukes so the environment was different I'm sure.
pic related should be required reading for anyone deployed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 20:40:07 2019 No.13170606 >>13163741 My friend's kids repeatedly called me a nerd because I was reading some generic fantasy shit at a wedding

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 20:42:32 2019 No.13170620 >>13170606 Even he knows only faggots read fantasy, he’s probably reading Hegel already

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 20:45:44 2019 No.13170649 >>13164226 >harry potter deserved it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 20:47:34 2019 No.13170661 >>13164441 Underrated comment

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 20:48:43 2019 No.13170670 >>13164226 we were just trying to deter you from shit books

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 21:35:35 2019 No.13170934 >>13166245 Or she knew that Thoreau was a pseud and a poser

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 00:20:55 2019 No.13171778 gifted my ap lit teacher a copy of how to read and why and was given detention

Anonymous Fri May 24 00:27:36 2019 No.13171812

During law school graduation practice (where they tell you where to go and what line to be in) I brought a book because I wanted to finish it (like 40 pages left) and I knew there would be lots of waiting. I know most of the 300 people I was graduating with and have spent the last 3 years with them. I was tired of the "oh boy you read for the bar? DID YOU PARTY HARD?" questions and shallow conversations. So I brought a book. I got:
>Anon, you tryin' to make us look bad?
>Of course Anon is reading a fuckin' book
>Oh shit Anon, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
>Anon what are you reading!
>Anon I don't know how you make the time for books!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 00:41:48 2019 No.13171866 >>13171812 weird flex but okay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 00:46:49 2019 No.13171885 >>13171812 your classmates sound pretty affable. lawyers are based

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 00:59:39 2019 No.13171930 >>13167044 Junger is so fucking based

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:04:02 2019 No.13171960 >>13171812 To be fair, you sound like a real cocksucker Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:18:26 2019 No.13172018 I used to work in a boring candy shop that had huge bay windows. At the time I was reading infinite jest regularly during every shift. One day a girl saw me reading it and walked in just to ask for my number. Been a DFW ever since.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:22:53 2019 No.13172033 >>13170576 unironically based. a shame most people deployed are retards

Anonymous Fri May 24 01:26:15 2019 No.13172045

was reading a derrida book in a cafe when a nice young woman asked me how i liked it. she was reading the sixth extinction by elizabeth kolbert. we talked about our book choices and i discovered that she was a science writer, focus on parasitology and climate change. great conversation, then she gave me her number. the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:28:57 2019 No.13172053 >>13170387 correct, everyone here is American

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Where else can one be reading something deep, look up from the page to contemplate and see some magnificent booty walk by?

I should be so lucky to have that at home

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:30:18 2019 No.13172059 >>13172045 Why didn't you call her?

Anonymous Fri May 24 01:31:25 2019 No.13172062

>>13167760
>>13167825

not just protestant cucks in the south, muslims cucks in the middle east will flat out tell you that you're wasting your time reading something that isn't the quran. hell, they'll argue that what you're reading is found in the quran

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:37:33 2019 No.13172085 >>13172059 i did, but i was on vacation and left the next day. we talk but won't be able to meet up until september when i'm back in that city for a conference

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:45:29 2019 No.13172103 >>13164395 ayy, I'm planning to do a year of FWD by the Gebirgsjäger. Am I going to get made fun of for reading during free time?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:46:03 2019 No.13172105 >>13164362 And no mention of Shelley, I assume? How anyone could defend the sillyheaded old-soul Tennyson, or great faggot Byron, having read Shelley, is beyond my understanding.

Anonymous Fri May 24 01:52:12 2019 No.13172133

>>13164190
>>13164226
>>13164256
>>13164395
>>13164436
>>13166227
>>13167146
>>13167415
>>13167847
Why is anti-intellectualism so popular with normies? Like, why to so many people get ass-blasted when someone else enjoys anything artistic? What is the fucking point?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:53:33 2019 No.13172136 >>13172133 They know not what they do

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 01:57:12 2019 No.13172148 >>13163741 I read Wittgenstein when I was 15 and my teacher said to me "Doing some light reading?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:05:14 2019 No.13172174 >>13166229 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:09:06 2019 No.13172186 >>13166229 I've definitely unintentionally weirded girls out by talking about my desire to move to the woods or run away from society I mean I'm always joking (mostly) but with the wrong girl I guess it gives off crazy vibes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:11:05 2019 No.13172190 >>13164226 Did it help you self-insert as Harry?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:11:30 2019 No.13172195 >>13172062 Slightly more well-read will say Al-Ghazali "proved it." Not well-read enough to have actually read even the incoherence.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:19:21 2019 No.13172214 >>13164347 >clearly unwell Sounds like he was actually doing too well for others to handle.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:22:42 2019 No.13172224 >>13172186 chicks go for legit psycho crazy vibes, you just want to avoid the very specific autistic crazy sort of vibe.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:24:15 2019 No.13172235 >>13170661 Go back to your shithole, faggot. No need to "upbote" here, and they are not "comments" you fucking idiot, they are POSTS.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:25:11 2019 No.13172237 >>13172224 girls like divine madness, but they don't like it when it's not posed in a sexual frame.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:27:41 2019 No.13172244 >>13172133 Crab mentality.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:35:26 2019 No.13172270 I would always tell my friends how great The Catcher in the Rye was, and how it’s the greatest work of the 20th Century.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:39:52 2019 No.13172284 I said some autistic stuff in freshmen HS English I thought was smart about how people are inherently selfish or whatever as part of a getting to know your fellow students type of exercise and the teacher told me to read Ayn Rand

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:42:27 2019 No.13172292 >>13169983 More like: "i did not write a paper on totalitarianism in the tundra for postmodern literature."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 02:56:28 2019 No.13172331 was reading Only Revolutions in public. got stared at like I was insane as I repeatedly flipped the book over. nobody confronted me, but I'm never doing that again

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 03:08:35 2019 No.13172351 >>13166229 a powerful thot filter.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 03:10:07 2019 No.13172356 >>13167797 Focking Clongowes, shower of focking wankers. Prestigious my orse! Castleknock, now that is a focking school.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 04:14:06 2019 No.13172504 >>13172292 I didn't want to all my sources for context to be "my ass" and "random screen cap," and any secondary sources about chan culture I found were either completely wrong or didn't portain to /lit/

Anonymous Fri May 24 05:41:56 2019 No.13172686

Me and my 2 HS buddies would write poems, /lit/ criticism of eachother's works, plays, draw, create pseudonyms, even had small /lit/ groups with other people who wanted to mess around creatively, was pure unleashed ADHD overloaded with irony because wtf do kids know about emotions? It was all for the lulz. We did it during classes that were either boring or where the teacher had 0 authority = chaos.

So I had just finished the 3rd part of my cycle of hexametricwhatever epic poem of the "The Knights with Illuminated Swords Crusade" or smth like that. We always wrote in our native tongue. This was during an English language class.

So, in the middle of the lesson comes our German language teacher into the classroom with an announcement: smth about re-scheduling our exam and asking us when do we want it. The whole thing was a mess, every date was just shit because we had other exams as well. Some preferred x, some y, some z.

So, during the whole class fighting about dates and shouting at eachother I stood up, yelled at asking them to shut up, even the teachers, because I must announce something: I have a solution. I told them I'd read them a poem about it. So I pulled out my manuscript about the fucking bright Knights with Illuminated Swords crusade in Jerusalem and read the whole thing, totally unrelated to the topic at hand. Took me almost 10 minutes. It was quiet the whole time, I have no fucking idea what went through their minds. Then I sat down and carried on editing or writing it further or just abandoning for the next creative impuls as kids do. Kek'd hard with my friends afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 05:44:42 2019 No.13172695 >>13172686 This is the level of edgy cringe that I love. Me and my friends were a lot like that in HS as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 05:53:04 2019 No.13172713 >>13164362 I'm disappointed none of you fags could recognize the objective superiority of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 06:54:18 2019 No.13172851 >>13172695 that state of mind tasted like freedom tho :)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 07:09:42 2019 No.13172901 >>13172686 this is autistic but in the good way, so chaotically creative social norms are just something to be bent to the urges of the working mind in their pursuit of perfection love it anon

Anonymous Fri May 24 07:23:56 2019 No.13172945

>>13163741
That's pretty damn funny even though it must have been stressful at the time.

The most /lit/ thing I've ever done in public would probably be that I worked on some stories on a computer in school that I would ultimately self-publish or in other cases attempt traditional publication with. This was recent, while in my late 20s. Not in high school.

Also, in the same school, I've spoken about my self-published books to people and one instance comes to mind that was pretty funny. I was talking about a part in Firearm Valhalla (dedicated it to /k/) where the protagonist ends up reunited with his wife whom he thought was dead. She's heavily pregnant though it's unclear whether it's his or the antagonist's. They had a very small child, a wee baby, at the time when he thought she'd died. I recall the fate of the baby itself being unclear. Anyways, in this reunion, they are seemingly unarmed and at the mercy of Boss, whom is the antagonist.

So I'm telling a friend of mine at school about how the big Texan fellow, the 'bad guy', is insulted somehow by one of the 'good guys' before him meanwhile there's a couple armed guards nearby to help Boss. One of the guards motions to ram the butt of their firearm against the kneeling person's head, but Boss stops them. Says something like "this lovely family reunion isn't quite complete yet, is it?" The wife is emotional struck instantly in spite of her fiery temper, muttering "please, no" or something like that. The Texan takes a soft cloth bag out from his desk, which is what they're kneeling in front of, and empties it onto the surface. A pathetic little skull, the skull of a small child, clacks down into view.

At the mention of this my friend's eyes widen, and another friend towards the front of the class, dutifully working on his science stuff, stops and looks back. "You wrote that?"

"Yeah, pretty intense stuff, eh?"

"I was writing my chemistry bullshit down and then I was like '... skull... what, skull?'"

"You mean you wrote it down on your work?" I was beginning to laugh at that point.

"Well I've already erased it but yeah, I wrote that down!" I laughed out loud by that point. The teacher wasn't in that day, his father has been having severe health issues, sometimes getting better and other times getting worse. We were the only 3 in class as I recall. On the last day I was there, I gave that initial friend one of my paperback books for free. He seems very appreciative and told me that he's begun reading it, looking forward to his feedback.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 07:24:15 2019 No.13172948 >>13164226 Better than being ironically beat up. That hurts you on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 07:27:55 2019 No.13172963 >>13172085 why did you say the end then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 07:31:16 2019 No.13172971 >>13172103 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 07:42:09 2019 No.13173006 >>13172686 based, this is the only good use for literature anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 11:00:02 2019 No.13173804 >>13172045 Idiot, should've called her

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 11:03:36 2019 No.13173820 >>13173804 who says he didn't? are you perhaps projecting your own failures were you to be in such a situation?

Anonymous Fri May 24 11:22:32 2019 No.13173909

>>13163741
One summer in college I was failing a Calculus III class and 3/4 of the way through decided to skip class every day to park my car in a random parking lot and read Infinite Jest. I did this instead of just staying home because I was living with my parents and mom would freak. It was a 3 hour class so I would often get worried that I would be approached by a police officer/business owner for loitering or whatever and would move my car to a different parking lot every hour.

Anonymous Fri May 24 11:27:44 2019 No.13173947

>>13173909

Yeah I did this too. Found out there was no way I could salvage my grade in an intro set theory class (bona fide retard, yes) and so I went to a park and read whenever I was supposed to be in that class. Can't remember what I read, though; might've been Werther, which would've been apt around that time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 11:36:29 2019 No.13173981 >>13170934 Kys

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:17:19 2019 No.13174440 >>13169877 Hearty kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:17:42 2019 No.13174445 >>13173820 I took the 'the end' as that's where their relationship ended

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:32:45 2019 No.13174509 >>13172945 cringe

Anonymous Fri May 24 13:43:28 2019 No.13174572

>>13172686
You're probably the only /lit/ person here

One year in highschool, for the last month, I was the only person in my class because everyone else either graduated or ditched everyday. That whole month consisted of me just reading lit with teachers occasionally poking in to look for my teacher only to find just some scrawny white kid reading in a completely empty room.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 13:48:30 2019 No.13174600 >>13169366 das it mane

Anonymous Fri May 24 13:57:16 2019 No.13174635

>>13163741
I was discussing dostoevskij with this other kid in highschool . (Basically we were the only two people that borrowed books from the school library).
We argued which of is novels was the best.
I claimed it was The Idiot, he insisted on Crime and Punishment.
The argument was getting pretty heated, and when I thought I got the upper hand, the janitor showed up and got us agreeing that Brothers Karamazov is actually the best.
She was one good ol' lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 14:13:11 2019 No.13174705 >>13163741 i eat exclusively at the library hot dog stand >mfw they run out of pickled relish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 14:15:51 2019 No.13174720 >>13164691 smiled

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 14:20:28 2019 No.13174741 >>13172105 >misses the reference entirely >larp

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 14:21:32 2019 No.13174747 >>13172133 because 90% of this board is middle class. they be conditioned n shit.!

Anonymous Fri May 24 14:29:06 2019 No.13174807

>>13163741
people wanted to talk about it

but you held up a hand telling them it was not their business

so they made their own version of me

I'll never forget that.

In that spirit, in honor of the man who touched my own life with his own unique personality, I hope to reflect back on this year and the year that made me come forward to say that I never said a bad word in regards to you, to all the men who worked for me to protect both the girls and myself from harm, to our family, friends and our team.

So now that 2017 is now upon us, let's share on Twitter, Facebook and email all who you know who've been through the same. It's just that time again. We're ready to heal.

Hair: Naughty Girl's Vicky Jankowiak

Gore: Cocksucker Girl

J.O.H.: Cuckold

Troy: I Got Love

Nasty Black: You Gave Me Love

Hair: Cocksucker Girl's Dasha Dixon

Gore: Big Sexy Cock

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 17:04:42 2019 No.13175696 >>13163741 Some qt asked me the time and I said "How should I know, I'm not your Ocarina of time"

Anonymous Fri May 24 18:04:51 2019 No.13176043

>>13172133
Because if people see someone engaging with something considered "intellectual" they will by nature compare it to their own means of entertainment (netflix, tv, sports, video games most commonly) and will feel ashamed. Rather then "improving" oneself by changing their leisure habits to something more productive they use sheer numbers and social conditioning to sequester the "intellectual" altogether or attempt to marginalize them until they abandon their intellectual pursuits and conform to the low-brow norm.

Same thing happens when one member of a fat group of friends tries to lose weight and the others do everything in their power to reel them back in to avoid feeling guilty about their life choices. Same thing happens when a black man coming from a rough neighborhood decides to take school seriously instead of being a gangbanger.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:13:39 2019 No.13176099 >>13163741 sexually harassed a woman for reading kurt vonnegut and then accidentally wiped my ass with one of my copies of ulysses.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:18:21 2019 No.13176128 >>13164436 he knew.

Anonymous Fri May 24 18:20:50 2019 No.13176144
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>>13164395
Shit like this always get me why is it so hard for some people to accept you like different things than them? Why do they act like you're mentally ill for it? I notice it's almost either boomers or just complete fucking retards that do it god I fucking hate boomers so much

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:24:51 2019 No.13176165 After my friends started bullying me I started sitting alone in school and reading lots and psycho it was alright actually people at that school were nice to me for some reason even though I was a bit of an autist

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:28:35 2019 No.13176193 I didn't have sex

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:41:41 2019 No.13176283 >>13172235 just like pottery found the newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:44:45 2019 No.13176299 >>13163741 The summer after high school, I unironically spent every day reading IJ at my friend's house while a bunch of kids from our school partied around me. I miss being a young pseud.

Anonymous Fri May 24 18:54:31 2019 No.13176349
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>>13163741
Was reading some obscure French horror author and my teacher asked me what it was.

Said “you wouldn’t know”
“Lol try me”

Cue to me showing her the title, “Oh I don’t know that.”

I wasn’t even being pretentious the book was super obscure.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:56:10 2019 No.13176361 >>13172686 This didn’t happen faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 18:58:54 2019 No.13176379 >>13172945 Based autistic Amazon poster

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 19:26:12 2019 No.13176527 >>13163741 During the course of my gf's birthday, I commented on her father's bookshelf and he and I started going back and forth on Gibbon's Decline and Fall. My gf got really annoyed and dug her finger nails into my arm until I stopped.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 19:45:57 2019 No.13176616 >>13169369 >finishing books that you don't like and aren't of particular literary merit why would you do that to yourself? how satisfying was it to throw the book away?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 19:51:45 2019 No.13176639 >>13163741 not really public but some poor sap had to experience my autism >10th grade standardized english test >write one of the essays as an epic poem in iambic tetrameter

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 22:58:41 2019 No.13177476 >>13164226 Well, did you learn? I'm 31 and I still beat up 4th graders who read Harry Potter

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 23:08:27 2019 No.13177506 >>13172057 She needs insemination...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 23:33:57 2019 No.13177630 >>13176043 crabs in a basket.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 23:46:38 2019 No.13177673 File: 37 KB, 737x691, why me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fourth grade >lunch time >reading goosebumps >girl from my class sits near me >calls me a nerd what the heck, sierra

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 23:47:58 2019 No.13177680 >>13166227 based bully. warriors books are the lowest possible tier, he did you a favor.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 23:49:15 2019 No.13177686 >>13171778 Legend

>>	Anonymous Fri May 24 23:52:16 2019 No.13177703 >>13172018 I'm beginning to think IJ is a /lit/ chick magnet, I had a similar experience Any anons know why? Because I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 00:26:05 2019 No.13177859 >>13177673 based goosebumps reader. classic or choose your own adventure?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 00:33:56 2019 No.13177873 >>13172057 Source on this Jizz-Jenie?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 01:00:21 2019 No.13177926 >>13177859 classic

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 01:06:17 2019 No.13177956 >>13172057 Sauce nao

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 01:08:13 2019 No.13177963 >>13164226 The chad Tolkien fanboy vs the virgin HP reader

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 01:51:58 2019 No.13178109 I got addicted to pain medication, became 125 lbs at 6'0 and was caught lying down reading The Picture of Dorian Gray at work. I got an effay gf out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 02:08:25 2019 No.13178168 File: 12 KB, 407x482, toplel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13172948 underrated comment

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 04:20:35 2019 No.13178463 >>13176128 Maybe. I don't understand why an educator would be such a dick about something like that

Anonymous Sat May 25 04:26:40 2019 No.13178478
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Spent a solid hour talking about Mishima, Dazai, and the rest of the lads while out with a chick I met through Bumble. To my surprise, she was familiar with every author I brought up.

She later downed a bottle of whiskey and tried to commit suicide in front of me.

I'll never forget the night I got out-/lit/-ed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 04:28:37 2019 No.13178483 >>13164226 Guess they really did stretch your legs, huh.

Anonymous Sat May 25 04:32:27 2019 No.13178490
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>>13163741
>last year of high school
>already knew I was going to be studying philosophy
>after school you're forced to sit for two hours in a room with other students in the library (if your parents signed you up)
>meant for you to study or do homework directly after school so you don't procrastinate
>I started reading entry level philosophy stuff because it interested me
>teacher told me to put it away, "no books other than school books allowed", do your homework
>tfw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 04:46:00 2019 No.13178523 >>13176527 >dug her finger nails into my arm until I stopped that's not adult behavior. I hope it was when you were a teenager.

Anonymous Sat May 25 05:21:48 2019 No.13178604
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>Be 11 or something
>Dad gives me Clan of the Cave Bear to read
>Mostly read at night before bed
>Leave book on bedside table
>Parent's friends come over for lunch
>We're sitting around table, eating and talking
>Mom's friend goes to bathroom
>Comes back holding my book
>Anon, are you reading this?
>Yeah, for a few weeks now. I like it
>Anon, this is a pretty grown up book! I'm impressed.
>Dad says he gave it to me because I read so much
>I can tell he's proud of me
>Adults talk about children reading big books
>Mom's friend keeps saying how impressed she is and how mature I must be
>Has her arm around my shoulders for the rest of lunch
>mfw

Anonymous Sat May 25 05:27:18 2019 No.13178613 [DELETED]

>>13178604
Yeah we don't really like OLDER, older women, man. You might like that. But that's because you are a loser.

For instance, that's the reason I was so hung up on BF's age. I'm interested in this blonde, 30 yr old. Or maybe a black girl in her mid 30s. They are both interested in me. But if you go too far you get desperate, not impressive.

:3

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 05:43:28 2019 No.13178652 >>13164362 Based Stephen Dedalus poster

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 05:44:05 2019 No.13178656 >>13170606 why were you reading at a wedding?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 06:43:43 2019 No.13178796 I recited some of Moby-Dick to my gf while we were naked together in bed. I probably sounded super autistic but she said she liked the sound of my voice and thought the prose was great.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 06:58:41 2019 No.13178836 >>13172133 >normies uh-oh

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 06:59:50 2019 No.13178841 >>13176349 Name of the author ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 07:03:41 2019 No.13178850 >>13174635 baste if true >>13178478 was she qt

Anonymous Sat May 25 07:06:09 2019 No.13178857

when i was a wee lad in 1st grade we had these things called AR (accelerated reading) tests which were basically multiple choice book reports you did on the computer. there was a program that had a few hundred tests on books young kids might read and we got class credit for scoring well on them. i did a lot of them and ended up just doing as many tests as i could, even for books i hadn't read. the questions were so simplistic it was very easy to game the system so i ended up acing most of them.

also when i was in 6th grade the class was studying some YA book i had already read so the teacher let me fuck off in the corner and write whatever shitty novel i was working on at the time as long as i did all the classwork. i was kind of a precocious little bastard

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 07:27:29 2019 No.13178910 >>13172133 because you're a nerd!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 07:38:25 2019 No.13178935 >>13164395 >Mandatory military service I thought Germany doesn't have that anymore, when did this happen?

Anonymous Sat May 25 07:45:37 2019 No.13178951

>>13176379
That seems, perhaps unfortunately, to be an accurate statement. I sometimes wonder if I'm a literal autist, could just be OCD-like elements of my character. I found it amusing though, how that initial friend had his eyes widen when I mentioned the baby's skull and then the other friend's reaction was very funny. We all had a laugh as I recall.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 08:06:45 2019 No.13178988 >>13178490 This calls for Tom edit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 08:09:28 2019 No.13178997 File: 2.66 MB, 300x169, whew.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13178604 >Clan of the Cave Bear You were reading smut, anon. Smut for older women!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 09:37:30 2019 No.13179207 >>13178841 Did some research and it’s Sheridan Le Fanu’sn”In a Glass Darkly”

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 09:40:50 2019 No.13179218 >>13178997 No, you are thinking of "Bear," by Marian Engel. This is "Clan of the Cave Bear," by Jean Auel.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 10:10:01 2019 No.13179281 >>13178857 ah shit, accelerated reading brings back memories. just curious, how old are you? I'm 24 and i think i was somewhere in the early days of the program

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 10:15:50 2019 No.13179297 >>13172057 SAUCE ME SAUCE ME SAUCE ME

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 10:16:17 2019 No.13179298 >>13167875 You unironically deserved to be beaten up and I hope you have become b+rp as a consequence and seen the error of your old ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 10:56:50 2019 No.13179447 >>13164226 >be fourth grade >be reading instead of listening to the teacher >high-and-mighty good girl of the class tells me to pay attention and attempts to wrestle novel from me >hit her in the face with said book, got left alone after that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 11:39:04 2019 No.13179651 >>13179218 Oh no, anon. I know what I meant. The further that series of books went, the more smut-focused it became.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 11:42:33 2019 No.13179670 >>13172133 It's envy, they feel inferior because they've tried and failed to enjoy literature.

Anonymous Sat May 25 11:56:25 2019 No.13179737
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>In high school
>Teacher is a basic-bitch "anti-authority" person who made us read Orwell but doesn't hold any of the ethics or convictions
>Sandy Hook happens
>Teacher immediately shows true colors, goes on pro-gun-control tangents for weeks
>Teaches us that 1984 was somehow pro-gun-control, because of some bs about how the NRA is "Subverting democracy and therefore against liberty"
>Thoroughly fed-up at this point, and drawing upon my reading of Hoppe, I ask him how he can defend democracy at the cost of losing liberty, and prioritize democracy over freedom
>He says something along the lines of "democracy and freedom are the same thing, so more democracy is more freedom"
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 11:59:20 2019 No.13179751 >>13178796 This kind of thing only comes off as autistic when put in a 4chan post, IRL its Chad-tier romancing

Anonymous Sat May 25 12:00:26 2019 No.13179757

>>13178857
AR and associated shit killed reading for me for a long time. I moved to a new school that had it and they put me in the default retard level and I was not allowed to check out books above my level. So I was forced to either read a ton of schlock to move up so I just gave up for a while. I never thought to just game it because I was so frustrated it even existed in the first place. Stupidest system I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 12:16:21 2019 No.13179815 >>13173981 t. ignoramus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 12:18:24 2019 No.13179824 >>13179737 actualy cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 12:42:04 2019 No.13179951 >>13169278 >Clogging up my shelf There are still wordsmiths on /lit/.

Anonymous Sat May 25 12:42:56 2019 No.13179957

I usually wore my hair up in fancy styles and dressed eloquently in high school, but I realized one day my teachers looked at me funny because I was also reading Lolita. I stopped bringing it to school to read after that.
I dress very much like a masculine lesbian now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 12:50:29 2019 No.13180002 I was afraid to read the word "killed" out loud in my kindergarten reading placement test because I thought it was a bad word so I pretended I couldn't read it and got put down a level.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 12:56:44 2019 No.13180037 When I was a wagie, I argued with a customer who was trying to find a DVD copy of Frankenstein to keep her son from having to read it for high school.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 13:43:49 2019 No.13180327 >>13180037 What kind of retarded american woman goes out of her way to prevent her child from getting educated?

Anonymous Sat May 25 14:37:23 2019 No.13180614

>>13180327
I'm not a woman, nor the person you replied to, but I fully intend to at least attempt home-schooling for my future kids. I don't want them getting indoctrinated by toxic leftism and promotions of feminism when we're still dealing with the ramifications of the 2nd wave without actually working towards fixing them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 14:38:57 2019 No.13180623 >>13180614 >being homeschooled by a 4channeleler

Anonymous Sat May 25 14:56:05 2019 No.13180720

>>13178935
i think it was abolished like 5years ago. in austria it still is mandatory, although you can do civic duty instead. while i was doing mine i was relocated after a few weeks because my supervisor did not like the fact that i spent most of the downtime (80% of the time there) reading.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 15:09:20 2019 No.13180814 >>13178935 it used to be mandatory until approx 10 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 15:14:08 2019 No.13180840 >>13169472 >exact synonyms don't exist, fight me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 15:15:55 2019 No.13180851 >>13180614 >future kids >you will ever reproduce

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 15:20:16 2019 No.13180878 >>13172057 Come on, man... DON'T BE GREEDY Give us the SAUCE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 15:55:05 2019 No.13181101 >>13172148 Did you tell him not to let the book's weight deceive him as to its contents' weightiness?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 15:57:16 2019 No.13181117 I once discussed Joyce at a pub with a triple doctorate Oxford prof

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 16:08:02 2019 No.13181176 >>13172133 They don't know why. 99% of them are unthinkingly copying the behavior of psychos.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 16:43:46 2019 No.13181385 >>13172133 It's also unpopular on the internet. Try saying "I read to become more of an intellectual." on /lit/

Anonymous Sat May 25 16:48:23 2019 No.13181413

>>13163741
so this one time i was out with my bros at a bar in southie and my boy is mackin on this girl right. he was strikin out and this ponytail fag comes up and starts reciting textbooks and shit. my bro is stunned and doesn't know what to say. i step up. expose his pseud book-quoting pickup game for the sham that it is. soft cunt never knew what hit him. i embarrassed the fuck out of this nerd in front of some girls and go back to havin beers.

later the girl comes up to me and gives me her numbah. might call her.

Anonymous Sat May 25 16:52:19 2019 No.13181433

>>13163741
i skipped school once to go to some park to read and smoke cause i was a tryhard.
some girl approached me and we ended up spending the morning together, then she had to get back home in the afternoon.
she asked for my e-mail and said she'd like to meet me again.
she never wrote.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 16:53:06 2019 No.13181440 Some Middle Eastern lady approached me when I was reading Murakami to talk about how her family was all dying in wars or something

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:00:56 2019 No.13181474 >>13172057 I would love some Thicc sauce on my wiener, sir

Anonymous Sat May 25 17:06:34 2019 No.13181494

>>13181433
It is the males that must pursue the females, not the other way around. If she has to make all the moves, her self-worth will decline and the foundations of your relationship would be less ideal in her mind. You should have asked for her email, and took the initiative by emailing. I think things would have gone differently then. Women are the selective component of reproduction, outside of rape incidents. That doesn't mean that they select the person and pursue them, but must select which man they ultimately give in to when being pursued.

The man she will allow to take her out for a meal, the man she'll allow her time to, and if she likes him enough and his advances are done properly, then she will allow her legs to be opened by him (or simply open them herself for them). Women tend to be hypergamist as well and so looks aren't nearly as important with women as with men, though then men are essentially hardwired to have as many sexual partners as possible so many men will readily go for an ugly chick, especially if he's low on the socioeconomic hierarchy and so the low-quality women are the only ones he have any chance with.

I'm not saying that women must be held aloft and some kind of idol, like some pathetic white knight, but this is simply how I view the psychology of human courtship. The man is the hunter, the woman the prey, and the women want to feel like a prey worth hunting. If they see a very successful man actively pursuing them, they love it, but of course if men they actively don't want are making passes then they get insulted because it makes them feel cheap. To be advanced upon by a poorly dressed, somewhat dirty-looking and likely broke fellow, it's like standing up on stage before an auction expecting the first bid to be in the thousands at least but it ends up being only $20 with very small and incremental increases from there.

The psychological differences between the two genders are fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:14:26 2019 No.13181530 >>13181494 based and redpilled and too reasonable for /lit/ normies to handle

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:24:33 2019 No.13181567 >>13181494 that all doesn't seem worth it for some roasty to be honest

Anonymous Sat May 25 17:29:15 2019 No.13181587

>>13172133

Because america. In Europe if you do intellectual things it most probably means you're from a rich background. People get bullied for being ugly or not good at sports or weird, but if you read and are averagely sociable people won't make fun of you for liking artistic stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:31:21 2019 No.13181594 >>13172686 Post the poem

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:33:19 2019 No.13181605 >>13164362 based stephenposter

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:40:11 2019 No.13181628 >>13181494 Based armchair psychology straight out of some inc*l forum.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:45:21 2019 No.13181644 >>13181587 >>13164395

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:56:14 2019 No.13181691 >>13181644 >Haha then what do you have to say about this counter-example I have here? Shit anon, thanks for exposing his generalization. Here I was actually thinking of Europe as a haven of intellectuality.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 17:57:24 2019 No.13181698 >>13181587 Wow, you live in a haven of intellectuality. :)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 18:04:35 2019 No.13181744 >>13181644 >the army bruh

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 19:35:41 2019 No.13182131 >>13172057 What a cutie!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 19:51:51 2019 No.13182210 File: 19 KB, 272x272, 1557425523981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13167760 >"Oh yeah? do you even have a signed first edition?"

Anonymous Sat May 25 21:01:59 2019 No.13182511

>>13181530
Thanks for the compliments.

>>13181567
I've had enough sexual hedonism in my life, frankly. Flings that are fun in the moment but ultimately don't provide any long-term fulfillment. Or even those relationships that were relatively long-term but merely skin-deep with 'no strings attached' as they say. No, I hope that the next woman is the last, ultimately going to marriage and kids if I don't get too many warning signs over the coarse of the relationship. It's a strange way of viewing the topic, but I think it's a better aim than 'fuck virtually any woman that opens her legs for me' which was essentially my mindset prior to getting into Christianity and giving actual consideration to its tenets.

>>13181628
I have interests in psychology and philosophy but I wouldn't all myself a psychologist or philosopher. What I did was simply share my theorization (if that's a word) on the nature of... well, how to put it. I guess, in a way, the typical gender stances and views in successful romantic interaction. At least, how I perceive them. I'm open to discussing specific elements of my perception if something might be wrong. The concepts, differences, and truths, in masculinity vs femininity on a psychological basis is pretty fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 22:37:14 2019 No.13182906 >>13172057 sniffsniffsniff

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 00:04:38 2019 No.13183284 >>13172057 Seriously give me a name

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 00:23:21 2019 No.13183341 >>13164226 >he hadn't finished Harry Potter by 4th grade

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 00:24:37 2019 No.13183344 >>13183341 >harry potter was finished by the time he was in 4th grade

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 00:27:07 2019 No.13183354 >>13181494 Look at the boomer living in the past.

Anonymous Sun May 26 01:30:32 2019 No.13183635

I would read my paperback copy of Moby Dick in my algebra 2 class 10th grade of high school. The teacher would always get on to me for reading while she was teaching even though she let the niggers and white trash run rampant and talk and joke and yell in class. I got pissed at her and would refer to her as names of whores from books that I had read to her face.

Another time when I had just started reading Gravity’s Rainbow in 11th grade I was in Advanced English 3 and the teacher read fairly decent books with a lot of YA trash mixed in too. She asked us one day if anyone in the class read for fun and I and maybe 3 others raised our hands, she asked what I was reading right now and I told her it was Gravity’s Rainbow, she grimaced and asked me if I really enjoyed that book, and me (maybe 100 pages in) heavily agreed and said it was my favorite book I’d read so far. Needless to say me and her were the only ones who’d even heard of it, but for the rest of the semester she treated me as if I had a disease

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 01:34:54 2019 No.13183655 >>13167691 >>13169877 Sounds like a normal time to read Plato

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 02:19:33 2019 No.13183833 >>13172057 >>13177873 >>13177956 >>13179297 >>13180878 >>13181474 >>13183284 https://www.instagram.com/dajinism/?hl=en

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 02:22:18 2019 No.13183843 >>13169877 It's like being back at the lyceum

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 02:25:53 2019 No.13183860 >>13183344 No the last two books came out years after I finished the first 5 but the point is you should've finished with those in 2nd grade like an early reader master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 02:26:36 2019 No.13183864 >>13167415 Actually it's a good roast.

Anonymous Sun May 26 02:50:41 2019 No.13183929

When I had a pathetic Internet girlfriend and didn't have the Internet to support Skype calls, we would use some site that Vocaroo killed whose name I forgot to "write" each other monologues. For reasons I have also forgotten, I remember reading Lovecraft's "Nyarlahotep" and Kafka's "A Hunger Artist" to her. Why did I do that?

Anonymous Sun May 26 03:02:52 2019 No.13183961

>>13183929
>“Because,” said the hunger artist, lifting his head a little and, with his lips pursed as if for a kiss, speaking right into the supervisor’s ear so that he wouldn’t miss anything, “because I couldn’t find a pusy that tasted good to me. If had found that, believe me, I would not have made a spectacle of myself and would have eaten to my heart’s content, like you and everyone else.”

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 03:37:02 2019 No.13184082 >>13183961 I vocarooed part of The Hollow Men to someone on /r9k/ years ago and got called various forms of autistic by ten different anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 04:55:59 2019 No.13184251 >>13163741 We had to read some bullshit book about black oppression or something in AP Lit senior year of high school. During our class reading time I would put my copy lf LOTR inside in the book and read that instead. >never got caught

Anonymous Sun May 26 05:03:16 2019 No.13184274

>>13166229
>>13172186

I've also had similar experiences when I say I would like to live in the countryside by myself. My guess is that women get socialized way earlier than man and most of them are socialized against their will anyway, i.e. there's a lot of social pressure for women to be in a network of relations, while the same is not true for men (if you are not very competitive, you are allowed to drift out as long as you don't bother others). I think they feel interacting with someone who aspires to loneliness would cut them out. It's not necessarily their fault, I see it mostly as the result of the interactions they have in early childhood

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 05:08:38 2019 No.13184285 >>13181494 >the man is the hunter, the woman the prey Have you ever spoken with a girl born after the 90s?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 05:39:19 2019 No.13184338 >>13181494 >t. Incel

Anonymous Sun May 26 05:51:52 2019 No.13184359

>>13183354
Not yet 30; I'm a Millennial.

>>13184285
Meaning a girl born since 2000, meaning 19 or younger? Maybe one or two. Whatever the case I do not believe that women generally want to actively pursue a man and if they end up resorting to that, it will ultimately make them feel 'lesser'. Women generally perceive a sense of self-value when being pursued by a high-status man. There's also the stats that show if a woman in a relationship with a man begins bringing home more money than he is, the likelihood of a break-up becomes much higher. She will begin to see him as less that what she is capable of obtaining in a partner. If she herself is making more money than him, then she should be able to find someone who makes even MORE money. Hypergamy in action. It doesn't seem to be a guarantee, like the concept of "get woke, go broke", but it seems as though it may be a powerful trend.

If a female does seek out men and actively pursues them, I'm inclined to believe she has low morals and puts little to no value in her sexual worth. She will bounce from male to male or string along several at the same time, ultimately degrading her market value in terms of relationships, and I'm pretty sure statistics show that someone who has had many partners is less likely to remain loyal in a long-term relationship. This doesn't exactly bode well for me since I've been with over a dozen women, even ranging in age from 15 when I myself was a teenager up to one in her 40s when I was just over half her age. Races include White, Native, and one with some supposed Jewish ancestry. Also made out with a couple Koreans and a Black woman from Haiti but didn't end up going all the way with them. Anyhow, a woman who runs about engaging in regular hedonistic sex will end up the same as a man who does likewise. I believe they are doomed to one day realize they had made terrible mistakes in life, wasted a lot of time, and will ultimately feel regretful. I am glad I've come to this realization while still in my 20s.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:01:37 2019 No.13184386 >>13184285 >in case you haven't noticed, the last 6 million years of evolution have been overturned in the last 20 years :)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:05:18 2019 No.13184394 >>13181494 >It is the males that must pursue the females, not the other way around I mean let’s be honest I should be showing you it not only is, but has to be, a combination of both parties. :3

Anonymous Sun May 26 06:07:31 2019 No.13184401

>>13184359
I had even just thought about how the genders typically prepare themselves for courtship. With the man, sure he wants to dress nice, make sure his hair is half-decent (or maybe it's so short that it pretty much takes care of itself), teeth brushed for good breath, and what not... but much of it is psyching himself out. Trying to mentally prepare himself to be outgoing, to be assertive but not overbearing, at least if someone is relatively unfamiliar and perceives themselves as unskilled with women or at least lacking confidence in the matter to some degree, that seems to be an element of preparation. "Alright, you're gonna do this. Don't be some weak chump, some mopey and useless sack of shit. Be a man! Talk to her, and don't act like some doofus!" Hell, not too long ago there was this borderline Gen-Z girl I had my eye on, some strange fore had been pushing me towards her even though on a variety of levels I felt she was out of my league. A gym bunny, cute as a button, in unbelievably good shape, athlete-level, and even though I speak to people VERY easily because I have a lot of confidence, she filled me with unease and a sense of utter insufficiency. My theory is that it was love and/or God, but I digress, in spite of my typical confidence and my fairly extensive experience with women, it took a lot of fortitude just for me to approach her.

Then, for women... outfit, lip stick, hair, eye shadow, blush, mascara, perfume, and so on. They dress themselves up like a pretty little target, a target that can be seen from a distance and becomes more tantilizing the closer you get. Preparations for a woman seem to be by far primarily physical rather than mental. She isn't the one who is supposed to approach him, she must try to attract her mate to approach her. She isn't the one who's supposed to ask him out, and I also believe that the lion's share of the responsibility in keeping the conversation afloat is left in the man's responsibility. It is our duty to face the unknown and potential failure, to stick our neck out and risk embarrassment and/or humiliation. In the end, she is the one who decides our success. Well, unless it ends in rape in which her consent is unnecessary but that is only for weak men who cannot control their own urges and likely cannot earn a woman's consent due to their own social inability and/or their low socioeconomic status. Not always of course, after all, Harvey Weinstein was extremely high on the socioeconomic hierarchy but then I imagine the women generally gave their consent even if they didn't REALLY want him, because they wanted to get ahead in their career and offering their body was the easiest way to do that, so they did it. At least, I rather hope they ultimately gave into his forceful advances rather than being outright and brutally forced upon without any degree of consent whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:09:25 2019 No.13184404 >>13184401 You worry far too much about this stuff. Stop, it doesn’t do you any good. :3 Focus on you. Just stop worrying about this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:13:25 2019 No.13184414 >>13184394 Okay but it’s not just women

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:14:31 2019 No.13184417 >>13184414 Well duh :3

Anonymous Sun May 26 06:15:54 2019 No.13184421

>>13184394
I believe the bulk of successful relationships have had the male pursuing the female. Making the approach, putting effort into making the conversations engaging, figuring out her likes/dislikes, what she wants in life, calling her rather than leaving her to call him, asking if she'd like to head out for a meal at a nice restaurant, ideally also picking her up in his own vehicle. The woman might do her own nice little things, picking something up for his birthday, complimenting him and/or praising him on things, laughing at his jokes even if they didn't come off QUITE as smoothly as it could have but still was relatively humourous... but these things don't require as much assertiveness in my estimation. Not as much risk. In fact it seems more lie support; "what you're doing is working, I am liking how you are interacting with me and I want to interact more." Even a little encouragement from a woman in the process of being courted can go a long way, a very long way. Even if there's no sex at the end of the night if it goes well enough, he'll be on cloud 9 and feeling spectacular. Perhaps second-guessing himself on some things, like thinking a joke was a total dud when it actually wasn't all that bad, or a comment he made that he subconsciously fears insulted her, or what have you. Still, if there's clear signs from her that at l least SOMETHING is going right, and she indeed means a lot to him, then he'll feel like Superman.

That's more-or-less my view on the matter, but no, I don't think that pursuit must come from both parties, at least not in equal measure. Much more effort from the man, and much more risk.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:16:56 2019 No.13184424 >>13184404 You perceive all this is worry? You're mistaken, I'm merely providing my thoughts on the matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 06:18:15 2019 No.13184429 File: 194 KB, 1080x1350, BROrjpW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13172057

Anonymous Sun May 26 06:19:48 2019 No.13184436

>>13184421
I think you worry far too much about it to be honest man.

Haven’t you seen this woman on here come on to me? She doesn’t even know what I look like.

But it’s the simple fact of the matter also: if a woman doesn’t show any interest in me at all, or make any visible effort to be interested in me, I drop it. Simple as that.

I must have done that like one thousand times man. Dropped women because they aren’t making the effort. Trust me, you get laid a lot less, but life isn’t about getting laid.

Enjoy your day :3

Anonymous Sun May 26 06:23:09 2019 No.13184442

>>13163741
There was this incel-looking guy in one of my Bio classes that would always read his bible before the lectures.

One day I got fed up with it and went up to him, started asking him if he realized that there is literally no evidence for jesus and that even the cuks in higher criticism who think he might have existed unanimously agree that he was just a rabbi who never once claimed to be god incarnate and all that stuff was added later.

the guy looked at me like a deer caught in headlights. literally had no idea when I asked him what year most of the new testament had been written. I explained there were centuries in between the supposed death of jesus and the canonical scriptures. plus all of the fuckery that guys like Bede pulled to try and get the calendar to coincide with events in the gospels.

it was the only time I ever flaunted sources like that because I think that's generally a pretty obnoxious thing to do, but I just can't stand christcuck attention whores

Anonymous Sun May 26 06:39:12 2019 No.13184484
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>be high school me
>total mess; no goals, no work ethic, no accountability
>used to get made fun of for always doing homework in homeroom, during lunch, or in the five minutes before class started
>basically how Peterson would describe an AgEnT of ChAoS!!11
>naturally good at writing & language arts
>take AP Lit as a junior; we're assigned a massive essay assignment (critical analysis of a respected work written from 1814-1900 or something)
>blithely spend two weeks either dallying on other classwork or doing nothing
>morning of the due date rolls around -- I only just remember it
>fuckfuckfuck
>choose a book in a few seconds: A Tale of Two Cities, since I've read it a few times and know it well
>quickly pull up EBSCO, libgen, other online databases
>feverishly write, edit, and re-write an 8-page exegesis in the 45 minutes before class starts; submit seconds before the deadline passes
...INTERLUDE...
>a few days go by; show up to last class meeting of the week
>professor gets my attention; asks me to come read my essay in front of the class (yes, the whole thing, which was wild uncomfortable)
>has printed copies of it which he distributes to everyone, which inspires both awe and hatred from the grades-obsessed Honors kids in the room
>says he's submitting it to the AP board as an example of "superior student writing"
>later win some kind of award from them for my work, including a small amount of scholarship money
>finish the impromptu reading/encomium and sit down
>guy i sit next to jokingly says: "wrote all that in homeroom too, eh?"
>mfw

Anonymous Sun May 26 06:57:31 2019 No.13184544

>>13163741
When i was 18 i had a huge chest surgery and stayed in the hospital for 16 days. I spent the days reading all day long. I read some mostly unkown book by the german author Köppen and a nice old nurse asked me how i liked it. She said he used to be one of her favourit authors but his last novels sucked.
Days later i started reading brothers karamaow and the chief doctor saw that book on my bed when he visited.
The just looked at the book, asked if it was mine. I replied that is was and that i just started reading. He simply looked very seriously at the book and said „keep attention, that is very powerful literature“

Anonymous Sun May 26 07:58:07 2019 No.13184734

>>13172103
Don't go dude, I've been there, I still have 1 year until I'm off to university, the German military is the worst thing ever, don't even consider it, I promise, unless you don't have money and literally hate your life, you shouldn't do it. If you need some money, I guess it's okay, but I wouldn't set a foot in there again desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 08:26:55 2019 No.13184832 >>13184734 Can you be more specific about what's so shitty?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 09:34:14 2019 No.13185037 I read in public all the time; no one gives a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 09:52:32 2019 No.13185128 >>13164362 THE MOO MOOS

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:02:32 2019 No.13185172 >>13174635 Good. Crime and Punishment is shite desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:10:16 2019 No.13185207 >>13181413 How do you like them apples?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:15:02 2019 No.13185225 >>13184442 Cringe and bluepilled

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:24:41 2019 No.13185267 >>13181587 Not sure in what part of Europe you've been, but pretty much anybody here reads in public without a problem. Not just people with "a rich background".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:30:35 2019 No.13185309 >>13183833 Holy shit, THANK YOU!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:33:18 2019 No.13185327 >>13184442 You did a good thing, anon. You have my permission to bed a woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:35:31 2019 No.13185342 >>13184484 So are you a good-time essayist now or was that just a fluke?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:36:32 2019 No.13185348 >>13185342 >god-tier

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:38:17 2019 No.13185360 >>13164347 >lit meets pol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:41:14 2019 No.13185384 >>13172686 autistic and redpilled.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 10:45:51 2019 No.13185413 >>13167760 He is ABSOLUTELY right. Literal reading is not only non-contradictory with Hermetic reading or Socratic reading but VITAL to it.

Anonymous Sun May 26 10:49:44 2019 No.13185423

>>13185342
Well, I do a lot of academic writing in my chosen field (biochemistry). Since finishing my undergraduate study, I've managed to get my shit together and figure out a life trajectory.

You might infer from the greentext that I take some sick pride in knowing that I wrote an award-winning essay with almost zero effort. But I never have. If anything, I'm ashamed that I didn't temper my early talent with hard work and dedication. Had the board known how irresponsible a student I was, I don't think they'd have chosen my submission over all of the other contenders. I certainly wouldn't have.

Anonymous Sun May 26 10:51:26 2019 No.13185429

>>13184484
Literally me in high school, wrote a 3 page poem 20 minutes before it was due semi-copying metaphors from an obscure iggy pop song that just happened to be on shuffle at the time. English teacher submitted it to some magazine and got me published as a 9th grader. Haven't been published since. Feelsbadman

Anonymous Sun May 26 11:06:11 2019 No.13185499

>>13185429
Amazing. It's strange how a harsh time constraint can sometimes put you in a flow state of creativity.

I took an equally slack approach during my first two years of (writing intensive) college courses. It worked well until I ended up in a smaller class with a savvy professor, who basically refused to grade me higher than a "C" until I could "submit work becoming of my abilities." It was exhausting, but he pushed me to a level of effort I hadn't seen from myself in years. He's probably the only reason anything I write nowadays is worth a shit -- I'm very grateful to him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:09:00 2019 No.13185515 >>13185429 Which metaphors?

Anonymous Sun May 26 11:15:51 2019 No.13185537

>>13185515
keys/doors, guys/gals

basically how some girls are total sluts with busted locks that open with any key, but you can't blame a nice girl if some don juan comes and fucks them silly cause they have a skeleton key. It was less hamfisted than I'm making it sound now. It was basically a thinly veiled critique on adolescent sexuality mostly chastising post-modern frivolity in urban America from an non-religious objective perspective. Wasn't anything groundbreaking but I can see how some faggy editor at a literalwho magazine would like it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:35:25 2019 No.13185612 >>13172235 Way overrated comment

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:52:37 2019 No.13185693 >>13180623 4channeler? You also seem to think 4chan is the alt-right foprum or something i think you need to go back pal.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:54:30 2019 No.13185698 File: 2 KB, 452x45, eye test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13185693

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:55:48 2019 No.13185705 >>13185698 yeah dudde whatever point stands what fucking retard u think i care

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:57:50 2019 No.13185716 >>13185705 u think i

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 11:59:53 2019 No.13185730 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATS UR ISSUE

>>	gei-kun Sun May 26 12:02:23 2019 No.13185743 >>13185730 >>13185716 >>13185705 >>13185698 >>13185693 everysingle one of these posts was mad by me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 12:05:56 2019 No.13185755 >>13184429 Looks like it was taken in a fun house mirror

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 12:53:36 2019 No.13186009 >>13184401 100% on point. You nailed it.

Anonymous Sun May 26 14:54:11 2019 No.13186697

>>13172062
Happens in U.K too. Went through a faggy lefty phase and was borrowing the communist manifesto and Lenin etc from the high school library and the librarian once said to me
>if you're looking for a book with answers here's one and points at shelf with bible on it.

Anonymous Sun May 26 14:57:56 2019 No.13186720
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>>13163741
Imagine trying to explain that scenario to the knuckle-draggers at the police department.
>You actually want me to believe you was sittin' there for three whole hours, all by yourself, just reading a... a... a durn BOOK??

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 15:03:38 2019 No.13186754 >>13186720 department interrogators are the scum of the earth

Anonymous Sun May 26 15:13:09 2019 No.13186809

I had to be rescued via lifeboat after getting stranded on a small tidal island where I'd been sat reading a book of Kipling short stories and hadnt noticed the tide coming in.

I would have been 16 or 17 and they were mildly surprised it was because I'd been reading rather than drinking. Apparently they have to get people off there about twice a week but it's usually because someone has gone out to get smashed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 16:23:13 2019 No.13187198 >>13164395 Based and Reclampilled

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 16:49:32 2019 No.13187420 >>13186809 dude what can't you swim?

Anonymous Sun May 26 16:51:50 2019 No.13187433

>Be final year of higschool
>We had to read 18 books for our literature list
>Oral exams after winter break and it's the week before winter break
>Teacher decides to ask every single person individually how many books they still had to read
>No one had read all 18 yet.
>Some had as many as 5 still to read
>I doubt any of those people actually read 5 books over winter break
>If you don't understand literature you're probably better off reading summaries and analysis and try to bullshit your way throug the exam
>Teacher reaches me
>How many books do you still have to read anon?
>I point at my book
>This is number 34
>Everyone laughs
>I feel like a chad
>Fuck you bitch nibbas, I'm gonna get a 10
>got a 7.5

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 18:02:50 2019 No.13187920 File: 145 KB, 846x1200, big tiddy mommy gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13181494 b-but i want a big tiddy mommy gf!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 18:29:24 2019 No.13188051 I was riding the PATH train from World Trade Center and reading so I missed the last stop and wound up going to the train yard. They just assumed I fell asleep and let me catch the next train back to Newark.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 18:44:36 2019 No.13188138 >>13186809 Should've been reading Robinson Crusoe

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 18:48:10 2019 No.13188154 >>13164362 >a Byronfag I'd beat you right now If you were here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 18:50:23 2019 No.13188162 >>13186809 Captain Courageous over here

Anonymous Sun May 26 19:27:11 2019 No.13188345

>>13179751
This. I once recited all of Stig Dagerman's Our Need for Solace Cannot be Sated (it's fairly short) and the first half of Adamov's preface to Rilke's Book of Poverty and Death to my gf, and she was gently running her fingers on mine the whole time. We were in.view of the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, like 100 meters away from it. We were also both eatng kebab. A rather weird circumstance.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 19:30:18 2019 No.13188356 >>13181117 Who the fucks does even bother to do three doctorates, and how did he not become a full-blown terrorist after enduring all that ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 19:40:40 2019 No.13188408 >>13184421 I've seen and experienced examples of both. You underestimate how often girls are willing to chase a man that's making little effort. That's even the source of the common "neglectful/emotionally available chad" meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 19:49:48 2019 No.13188450 >>13188154 I've already beaten your mum with my dick faggoy. And your sister too.

Anonymous Sun May 26 19:56:06 2019 No.13188472

>>13188408
Couldn't agree more. Any time a man is able to entice the sort of "goddamn, who is /that/" reaction from a woman in the same way that an attractive woman can (sometimes) do so with a man, the entire dynamic can flip. The more labile women in scenarios like this will straight up say "that's my guy," pursue him to the exclusion of all others, and basically never let go.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 20:00:51 2019 No.13188488 >>13163741 I broke the fourth wall & addressed the audience

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 20:30:25 2019 No.13188617 >>13178478 She sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 21:04:16 2019 No.13188745 File: 41 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13167691 I can hear flies buzzing when I expand your image

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 21:49:47 2019 No.13188944 >>13181494 Okay but I always text first. Surely I should try waiting for once to see if she's actually interested?

Anonymous Sun May 26 21:52:03 2019 No.13188958

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years last week over what started as an argument over Stoner. She thought it was "the most insufferable book" she had ever read, and eventually that argument developed into me just getting so mad at her for being a brainlet working class degenerate that i couldn't handle her anymore. Literally couldn't even make spaghetti bolognese, had to use Dolmio sauce. Didn't even know how to cook rice. Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:08:46 2019 No.13189012 >>13166201 If I saw you in public I would read a book in front of you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:10:01 2019 No.13189016 >>13164226 How does it feel to know every classmate you had knew how much of a pleb you are?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:21:28 2019 No.13189041 >>13167044 That's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:30:41 2019 No.13189061 >>13166229 Some say she's still in the bathroom to this day

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:32:24 2019 No.13189071 >>13173006 laughter is divinity, anon :)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:36:32 2019 No.13189083 >>13171812 you deserved that tbf

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 22:49:28 2019 No.13189119 >>13172713 feel like everyone is the real master, Blake

Anonymous Sun May 26 23:03:15 2019 No.13189173

Similarly to the image in the OP, I was briefly a suspect in a pipe-bombing and the primary piece of exculpatory evidence was an affidavit from the town librarian. I skipped 4th hour study hall to go to the municipal to read American Psycho, a book no bookstore would sell and the high school library wouldn't carry. I had to read it there as she wasn't permitted to loan it to anyone under 18.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:12:42 2019 No.13189206 >>13178523 No, she we were in college at the time. All I can say is that I would strongly advise against falling in love with someone who has Schizophrenia.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:20:38 2019 No.13189226 Brought a copy of Ray Dalio's Principles to try and self improve on a drill weekend for guard and now I am the battery intellectual. Now I lose my "reading privileges" instead of doing pushups for punishments because they know it hurts worse.

Anonymous Sun May 26 23:31:52 2019 No.13189262
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>>13181494
>tfw your feminist gf says she likes that you're bigger than her because it make she feel safe

No amount of theory can erase the realities of men and women. Feels good desu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:36:01 2019 No.13189273 >>13188958 based and middleclasspilled why did she find it insufferable?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:39:35 2019 No.13189288 File: 392 KB, 540x546, 1524185260110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13188958 >t.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 26 23:51:18 2019 No.13189331 >>13164190 Why would they be mad? I just finished House of Leaves on a plane and I was kind of embarrassed spinning the book around to read it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 03:03:09 2019 No.13189899 >>13172133 An opportunity to assert doninance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 04:54:35 2019 No.13190200 >>13179447 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 05:38:15 2019 No.13190332 >>13186720 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 27 06:54:09 2019 No.13190514 >>13188958 you sound like a catch

Anonymous Mon May 27 07:32:53 2019 No.13190612

>>13187920
Some submissive men would like to essentially adopt the woman's position in a relationship. They would prefer to be pursued than to do the pursuing, to defer to the woman rather than the woman correctly deferring to her bigger and stronger man, though in the case of men desiring a motherly-like woman I think it's not quite as simple as 'swapping the gender role' as it were. There could be something repressive or a fetish; it could be an Oedipal complex of sorts, or repeated failures with women leaves the desire for the one successful relationship with a woman that they've had; the mother. Or perhaps perversely the man had an actual sexual relationship with their mother and so it may be the only real reference they have in terms of female partnership so they seek someone who will be like their mother.

Anyhow, I was simply articulating how I view typical relations to come about and how the genders must go about building those relations. Men must hunt, women will be the prey, but the women decide which hunter they allow themselves to be fully hunted by unless it is an instance of rape. There's exceptions of course, there's outliers in everything, but I think my assessment was pretty darn accurate.

>>13188408
>>13188472
I'm not saying that women CAN'T pursue men, but that generally it's the man who pursues the women and the women who decide which pursuer she accepts.

>>13188944
Taking initiative doesn't mean acting compulsively. There are many similarities that most women share, but every woman is different. Some may prefer immediate pursuit, others may think that being too insistent and quick can come off as desperation and desperation is accepted poorly by almost all women.

>>13189262
I enjoy being not just a man, but a masculine one at that, but I would NEVER so much as fuck a feminist much less enter a relationship with one. I'm better than that. The only way I could conceptually accept a feminist as my woman would be some kind of post-apocalyptic scenario where no other options are present. Smack her around a bit until she abandons the feminist BS, or if she's ardently persistent, physically gag her somehow and perhaps even tie her up to utilize her as a breeding sow and don't allow her words to infect the offspring. Once menopause is reached and breast-feeding is done, dispose of her. Feminism is absolute cancer and it's hard to imagine a worse existence than having a feminist as my wife and mother of my children. That is positively horrifying.

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