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*shaves stubble, puts on fresh clothes and a new pair of tennis shoes*

>> No.13052699
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13052699

>>13052641
What happened to Japanese authors?

>> No.13052714

>>13052699
Mishima was a crossdresser who dated trans people while Murachadi wrote some of the best heterosexual sex scenes in literature

>> No.13052722

*climbs down a well*

>> No.13052993

>>13052714
They both sound pretty based

>> No.13053025
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Why did Naoko have to hang herself like that godammit man

>> No.13053112

>>13052641
*go's to a bar, orders a black coffee and some nuts*

>> No.13053492

*effortlessly has female(s) fall in love with mildly disinterested self*
how does he do it bros

>> No.13053503

>>13053492
he's a chad

>> No.13053530

>>13053503
Murakami writes about chads and is a beta

Mishima writes about betas and was a chad

>> No.13053553

*cooks dinner, drinks half a beer and pours the rest into the sink, washes the dishes*

>> No.13053609

>>13053553
* in my dream the dishes were there at the end of my bed. I couldn't make eye contact, but I felt their porcelain settle on my thighs. We made love for what seemed like hours and when I woke, although I knew that it had been a dream, my crotch carried the familiar smell of off-brand detergent.

>> No.13053626

>>13053609
> Not again! I thought to myself.
> That's why I got rid of the cat.

>> No.13053803

*takes out lettuce from the refrigerator*

>> No.13053810

>>13053025
Spoilers aren't enough what is wrong with you.

>> No.13053844

*binds hands and feet, jumps into river*
sayonara tomodachi

>> No.13054314

*flips stone*

>> No.13054660

*trespasses*

>> No.13054674

*Is nothing in my country*

>> No.13054682

>>13053530
*wrote about betas and was a beta