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is /lit/ really still infatuated with memey art hoes? theyre the only girls who give me attention irl and frankly i’m kind of sick of it. they all unironically read and unironically have nice pleasant faces and features but holy shit at their thought process. They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.

>> No.12887114

fuck off

>> No.12887120

>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.12887130

>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.
based desu

>> No.12887155

>>12887120
Surely someone has far as what make do good better than!

>> No.12887165

>>12887103
>hey’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.
Truly

>> No.12887170

art hoes usually are infjs/infps, so its hard to communicate with them if you have autism

>> No.12887172

>>12887155
I fail to all but disagree because they’ll never what’s worse and to go because sometimes you know they just have to.

>> No.12887187

An art hoe’s mind is a fever dream

>> No.12887197

>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.
Zoo wee mama

>> No.12887204

I wish some art hoe would give me attention.

Or any girl for that matter.

>> No.12887213
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12887213

Based Anon has a stroke

>> No.12887254

>>12887204
Your mother gives you attention and I think that is all that matters

>> No.12887268

>>12887254
Not him, but what if I want my girlfriend to be my mother? I-is that okay? It's a normal desire that most men have, right?

>> No.12887270

>>12887268
Depends on how literally you mean it.

>> No.12887272

>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading

I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say, and I'm usually good at deciphering unintelligible sentences

>> No.12887277

>>12887170
All IN types are autistic

>> No.12887282

>>12887272
>usually good at deciphering unintelligible sentences
how about you decipher my dick out of your ass then?

>> No.12887317

>>12887270
I sleep with my head in her neck, she calls me her "baby", we lovingly feed eachother food, she constantly cradles me and gives me really strong cheek kisses that put me into submission, she holds my hand when we're walking somewhere, she lets me be lower than her at all moments ex. watching tv, I get to place my head in her neck and be below her that way while both of us have our eyes on the screen, if I get an injury she kisses it to make it better, i follow the schedule she wants me to (ex. bedtime, wake-up time, limitations on junk food, screen-time, etc), she reads us bedtime stories many nights a week, she coos into my ear and pets me to calm me down when I'm sad, we take baths together and she cleans me while I cling to her, and she shampoos my hair into a fauxhawk...things like that.

Is any of this acceptable? If so, what?

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12887318

op if you don’t tell me wtf you meant by that last sentence i’ll kick you’re ass

>> No.12887515

>>12887103
fuck you

>> No.12887524

>>12887282
UwU whats this? A naughty cub asking for a pawnding *roar* :3

>> No.12887526

>>12887103
Anon, are you autistic?

>> No.12887597

>>12887447
New meme?

>> No.12887661

OP is a schizophrenic art hoe

>> No.12887666

holy fuck im so horny and lonely god damnit all

>> No.12887693

>>12887317
>shampoos my hair into a fauxhawk...
acceptable in nearly all circumstances including foreveralone

>> No.12887744

>>12887272
It falls into the category of "sentences" which are, erm, categorically un-parseable. Such as
>What did John meet a man who sold?
which Chomsky gives as an example of a sentence that no one can understand as a motivating example for his theory of universal grammar.

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12887764

>>12887317

Do go on

>> No.12887791

>>12887693
that's what monica does to david in the movie A.I by spielberg, i wish my girlfriend would do that to me

>>12887764
i don't want to have sex with her though, just a purely platonic dynamic. i'm possibly asexual

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12887887

>art hoe friend tells me some story about how she was looking for "The Difference Between Good and Evil by Kierkegaard" in a book shop because she's "obsessed with philosophy"

>> No.12888000

>>12887103
Sounds like a gypsy talking

>> No.12888063

>>12887317
Living the dream brother...

>> No.12888099

So at first op's sentence might seem without any coherence, but it's just that they're thinking is so much their it's not even relevant to from the beginning so it's so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they're reading.

>> No.12888173

>>12888063
Do you want that too? I don't think many girls IRL would ever do any of that, sadly...

>> No.12888179

>>12888099
exactly, you have to read between the lines they’re reading in their beginning

>> No.12888340

>>12887268
Jung said that men who have not evolved as individuals and explored their shadow side/anima (a man's feminine side) will always look for a mother in their girlfriends

>> No.12888344

>>12888340
So I'm defective? It can't simply be my desire? Why would becoming effeminate change my longing for it?

>> No.12888364

I am dating an artho. We just got done smoking and watching Naked Lunch then having sex. She is asleep while I work on a philosophy paper and shitpost.

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>>12887103

Dude, chill. Seriously Idk why you'd be interested in a >"memey art hoe" who sits down with her cuck venti frappucino wearing some shitty dumbass fucking black hoodie with those dumbass fucking nikes IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING GRAPHIC NOVELS SECTION IN BARNES AND NOBLE WITH ALL OF THAT POKEMON, FAGGOT TES+WITCHER+BATTLEFRONT SHIT BOOKS, FAGGOT AVATAR WEBCOMICS, AND ALL THAT BATMAN SHIT, SITTING BEHIND A FAKE ASS LEATHER DUFFLE BAG AND PROBABLY JUST WOUND UP BUMPING INTO AN ARTSY INTRO BOOK AND THINKS THAT SHES SUPERIOR BECAUSE OF IT, ONLY TO REALIZE THAT SHE HAS A LONG WAY TO GO THE SAME WAY YOU DO

DON'T FUCKING TEST THIS BOARD ANON. GROW UP.

>> No.12888472

>>12887103
Great post holy shit 10/10

>> No.12888482

>>12887103
I only like girls who play contact sports

>> No.12888484

>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.
based and strokepilled

>> No.12888485

>>12887268
>It's a normal desire that most men have, right?
No, not really. I think mommyfags are fucked in the head.

>> No.12888517

>>12887103
I don't know what memey art hoes are. I don't think I've ever met one. I don't talk to any girls. Or guys. I'm a lonely guy. Oh well.

>> No.12888670

>>12888099
Huh, it kinda makes sense now. The way you put it reminds me of one of my ex girlfriends. She was kinda an art hoe, really into social justice and female authors, but besides that almost exclusively read the classics. Makes me think about how they’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.

>> No.12888721

>>12888670
this guy gets it.

it’s all about the beginning people. think small

>> No.12888772

>>12888482
That is oddly specific.

>> No.12888858

>>12887103
include me in the screencap

>> No.12888861

>>12888772
In my experience they tend to be fit, and modest, things most girls I know severely lack. Would recommend

>> No.12888876

>>12888858
thrres something so dperessing about making a “good thread”. get a couple you’s, get a screenshot, but... nobody really knows who made it, it belong to no account

4chan will have accounts in 2020

>> No.12888877

>>12888861
A gorgeous woman of this type was into me but I was too much of a sperg to realize it

>> No.12888882

>>12888876
shut the fuck up butterfly

>> No.12888885

>>12888876
i screen capped my comment so ill know

>> No.12888889

>>12888888

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>>12888889
>off by one
>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.

>> No.12889154

>>12887317
hot

>> No.12889160

>>12888173
my wife does

>> No.12889170
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>>12887103
tl;dr
poast moar grill

>> No.12889183

>>12887317
Yes, please be tender bf

>> No.12889188

>>12888482
>liking girls
not /lit/ way. Even being gay is more lit but the most lit way is being able to get sex but not wanting it.

>> No.12889199

>>12887103
There is this art girl thats on my mind
Im unsure about DMing her since i dont wanna blow it
Anyone else got this feel

>> No.12889200

>>12889183
ill be your tender bf mommy

>> No.12889207

>>12887103
why is this chick sitting in the middle of the aisle in barnes and noble

>> No.12889238

>>12887103
>They’re thinking is so much their it’s not even relevant to from the beginning so it’s so weird seeing something like that and it happens almost like they mean it to they’re reading.
also i want that big book of pokemon

>> No.12889255

>>12887103
Is she retarded, sitting on a public space's floor like that? That carpet probably has been bacterially contaminated by the steps of people with piss, shit, mud, garbage, mold, crushed gastropods, and other species of filth all over their soles.

>> No.12889257

>>12888876
>nobody really knows who made it, it belong to no account
That's the beauty in it

>> No.12889258

>>12889188
if impotence is /lit/ then I don't want to be /lit/ anymore

>> No.12889266

>>12887103
I’ll take the art hoes over the discord trannies any day.

>> No.12889646

>>12889266
I would take both