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Do you read book while shitting?

>> No.12734450
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>>12734432

>> No.12734561
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>>12734450
*Ahem*

>> No.12734733

If your bowel movements take so long that you can actually read a page or two, then your digestion is bad.

>> No.12734753

>>12734561
She's saying that because anyone can be awesome like anime characters. The flaw of anime is that it distracts you from how awesome real life can be if you do the right things, like bike and squat all the time just so you can feel better about your body, so that the guy who is flirting with her (mutually) can feel good about it as well.

The funny thing is, I know people. And although I am on 4chan, I know how she is reacting to all of this (she is actually somewhat turned on these days). Last nights post about me turning her straight really helped me in the right direction. Expect more awesome posts like that in the future.

>> No.12734808

Yes, since you shit every day (or thereabouts) it guarantees a minimum amount of reading daily.

>> No.12734809

>>12734432
Holy fuck my father used to do this all the time. The bastard used to shit for 30-40 minutes and read. We even had a small bookshelf near the shitter.

>> No.12734820

>>12734809
My dad also does this. He has a very small ensuite bathroom, and because the sink is next to the toilet, the books are under the sink when he puts them on the floor after shitting. They consequently get wet every time someone uses the sink. He even had a bible under the sink for a while.

>> No.12734822

>>12734432
That's where I start my daily reading.
>sit on the crapper
>read 10 pages
>wipe and wash hands
>continue reading on my sofa
I only do this with library books, by the way.

>> No.12735117

>>12734432
I always read a poem or two when taking a shit. It's the best feeling ever.

>> No.12735157

Usually fap or 4chan

>> No.12735191

>>12734432
Only shiterature.

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Do you shit a book while reading?

>> No.12735277

>>12734753
What the fuck are you talking about?