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/lit/ humor thread needed

>> No.12733279

>>12733255
I agree with the Moon argument.
>it's just falling and constantly missing the earth so it stays in a circle around it
You seriously expect me to believe this? That it just stays there for billions of years doing that

>> No.12733467

>>12733279
I mean... Yeah

>> No.12733493

>>12733279
the key here is that when attraction occurs, the bodies don't move towards each other, but are accelerating towards each other, and there's a difference. Moon's velocity is constantly changing to be directed towards earth, but in the process of this change it moves and the relative position of earth has changed, so it needs to change even more, and this process repeats ad infinum.

>> No.12734524

>>12733279
what the fuckin fuck

>> No.12734569

>>12733493
SHUT the fuck up you heretical science bitch. The planets move in harmony because God wills it so. Fuckin retard

>> No.12734609

>>12733255
Thank you, OP, I haven't seen this one in maybe six years.

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>> No.12735043

>>12733279
And they say /lit/ is the highest IQ board

>> No.12735070

>>12735007
>the stranger is just an /r9k/ shitpost
it all makes so much sense

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Where do you fit on the chart, anons?

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>> No.12735193

>>12735167
>college physics
Incredible

>> No.12735198

>>12735162
Aristotle is NOT pure jock lmao. That nigga had SERIOUS autism

>> No.12735202

>>12735198
Yeah it's not a very good chart, is it. Plato's definitely more jock than Aristotle. And what makes Voltaire peak Prep-Jock?

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>>12735237

>> No.12735375

These are great

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>>12735247

>> No.12735487

>>12735153
that is not real

>> No.12735544

>>12735162
>aristotle
>not completely well-rounded and in the middle

>> No.12735549

>>12735202
This, Plato wasn't nicknamed wide for no reason

>> No.12735672

>>12735487
real to me dammit

>> No.12735690

>>12734569
/thread

>> No.12735700

>>12735153
>entered her like she was a lottery
>felt fulfilled with fulfillment
>galloping abs
SON my sides

>> No.12735720

>>12735247
>this much historical illiteracy
It isn't even funny. Why do people say /lit/ has high IQ?

>> No.12735759

>>12733255
Has the spoken language among average people degenerated over the years, or did people always speak like shit? I just find it funny to imagine that once people did talk like in pic related.

>> No.12735764

>>12735007
Is this real?

>> No.12735793

>>12735007
I wish more robots had the work ethic to write a novel; something truly special could come from there; I'd take an anthology of short stories; I'm not that demanding.

>> No.12735815

>>12735162
for me, it's Nietzsche

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>>12735153
I refuse to believe this is real, however 50 shades of groin is real and sells. So...

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>> No.12736176

>>12735153
>like the cat that ate the cream of the crop

>> No.12736204

>>12735833
It's real, but it's deliberately silly

>> No.12736266

Why is John Locke dissing Newton? If anything, that ghostly nigga could not hop off of S.I.N.'s D-nuss.

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>> No.12736339

>>12736316
Incredible, that man is BASED

>> No.12736520

>>12736316
average modern scanlation group

>> No.12736648

>>12735237
i will never again read this for the first time.

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>>12736750

>> No.12736842

>>12735071
nice

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>> No.12736894

>>12735153
DICK PARKINSONS

>> No.12737433

>>12733279
If it crashed into the earth you wouldn't be here to talk about it. Most astrological phenomena is the result of survivorship bias.

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>> No.12737601

>>12735153
I would love it if /lit/ collectively read this book in it's entirety. It seems like a comedic masterpiece.

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>> No.12737777

>>12737702
I love this image

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>> No.12737795

>>12737631
where is the joak. get yer unfunny leftypol shit out of here fag. hitler supported democratic socialist policies more than the boomer catladies who unironically use the spoon fed 'alternative facts' meme.

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>> No.12737824

>>12733279
Based skeptic.

https://youtu.be/j2IGFbzGCeg

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>> No.12737887

>>12737838
Different universes retard.

Looney tunes and disney

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>>12737887

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>> No.12737949

>>12736750
>Look at all this horseshit
Every time

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>> No.12737972

>>12737919
You gonna say somethin fuckface?

>> No.12737989

>>12737972
Which one is the looney tunes character anon?

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>>12737918

>> No.12738040

>>12738030
>*Hits pipe*

>> No.12738044

>>12737866
The penis
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The penis is out

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Little Prince transl

>> No.12738091

>>12733255
This is perfect, the post numbers, the posts being days from each other, the ID's, wow

>> No.12738095

>>12737631
dumb post by a dumb poster

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>> No.12738295

>>12735159
?

>> No.12738297

>>12737866
Unironically beautiful

>> No.12738319

>>12735170
>>12735153
haven't laughed so hard, looking at a picture, for a long time

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>> No.12738583

>>12738103
>>12737866
Unironic /lit/ kino

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>> No.12738707

>>12738475
this is me though, and im a guy

>> No.12738716

>>12738707
Anon, we've got some bad news.

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>> No.12738818

>>12738475
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt with a twitter account.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you will get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

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>> No.12738859

>>12735153
>"hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands"

i fucking cant

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>> No.12738888

>>12738843
needs a label on land

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>>12738872
>tfw my attempt at a kalevala thread died with no replies

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>> No.12738925

>>12738900
Why does he have the chaos magick thingy on his head?

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>> No.12738943

>>12738925
Symbol of chaos

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My favorite

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>> No.12738972

>>12735544
underrated

>> No.12738975

>>12735162
Kierkee-poo

>> No.12738979

>>12735173
>>12735176
wait, are these actually real? who made these?

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>> No.12739015

>>12738948
ah, that was 2 years ago already..
what did you enjoy about it?

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Could someone post the Pynchon and Kaczynski crossover?

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>>12738872
BASED

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>> No.12739194

>>12737577
I think this may be the worst funny meme I've seen on /lit/, and I don't even like Orwell

>> No.12739214

>>12738843
Book in bottom left corner?

>> No.12739254

>>12738940
is that fucking milk and honey in his left hand?

>> No.12739270

>>12739194
wow I just mixed up worst and least funny
I should go to bed

>> No.12739340

>>12737866
lightening in a bottle.

>> No.12739346

>>12737866
the JPEG that saved poetry

>> No.12739405

>>12735159
teh fuck is this?

>> No.12739438

>>12735247
based

>> No.12739476

>>12737631
1984 is against socialism. That's the point. It's well know that Orwell was a democratic socialist but wrote a book against totalitarian socialism (which it seems like we're headed toward now). Imagine being so simple you can't understand this concept.

>> No.12739692

>>12738127
this but unironically

>> No.12740120

>>12737918
I could smell that picture

>> No.12740135

>>12735549
Plato was THICC

>> No.12740138

>>12733279
now that you mention it...

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are y'all even trying

>> No.12740217

>>12738966
HAHA

>> No.12740229

>>12733279
You're right, if the moon was real, the government would have hidden it from us.

>> No.12740252

>>12737797
>implying I don't pirate it

>> No.12740270

>>12738295
>>12739405
Non-Amerifaggots detected. This is mocking Hillary Clinton, 2016 U.S. Presidential candidate.

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>>12736316
Related

http://www.archimedes-lab.org/carolino.html

>> No.12740889

>>12735162
All over the place.

>> No.12740909

>>12737589
Postmodernism is for hacks who don't understand history.

>> No.12740947

>>12735167
and once again the most compelling argument against empowering a modern middle class is engendered in the compulsive conformity of its hungers

then again this is the collection of a 20yo white dude in a midwest or southern college brohouse so there's room for development

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>>12740153
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA
uwu whats this

>> No.12741376

>>12737433
Yes. /lit/ hates on Nassim Taleb but there's a great section in The Black Swan exactly about this. It's also a great rebuttal to the stupid "if we were 2 inches closer to the sun we'd all be dead isn't that amazing" argument

>> No.12741394

>>12735233
In our defense, testosterone levels back then must've been through the roof compared to what we have now.

>> No.12741413

>>12738843
>ATP
>authoritarian
Wew lad

>> No.12741432

>>12738803
What's the damn deal with Bronze Age Mindset? Is it really that good? Feels like it's just a meme.

>> No.12741621

>>12737631
>clearly hasn't read Homage to Catalonia in which the author clearly depicts the inevitable bureaucratic, double-crossing, propagandistic nightmare that immediately follows socialists/communists/anarchists achieving any sort of control over so much as a city, never mind a nation.

>> No.12741654

>>12741432
How the fuck are you this retarded. What the fuck do you mean by "just a meme". What isnt "just a meme". Stupid fucking nigger. I don't even like the guy that much, but you sound like an utter fag dipshit

>> No.12741679

If any of you actually think the shit written on 4chan could turn into good literature, you're absolutely braindead.

>> No.12741680

t>>12741413
t. retard

>> No.12741711

>>12741680
t. hasn't read Deleuze

>> No.12741725

>>12735162
Switch Plato and Aristotle and it's Plato for me.

>> No.12741731

>>12735162
Machiavelli for me

>> No.12741757

>>12738006
delet dis

>> No.12741883

>>12733279
Do humanity a favour and end your existence at once.

>> No.12741888

>>12741711
NIGGER

>> No.12741945

>>12737702
This image is amazing in how much information it conveys.

>> No.12741948

>>12741945
We should make up some sort of saying about that. How about: "A picture is worth several hundred words."

>> No.12741975

>>12741948
How about "This picture is amazing in how many words it conveys."

>> No.12742041

>>12741975
"This picture displays what would normally take a consider number of words to accurately convey"

>> No.12742087

>>12742041
"This image is significant in how abundantly its subjects come to remind us of a seemingly unfathomable yet still quantifiable amount of descriptors, each alluding to different themes of their own."

>> No.12742183

>>12737781
>cardio is onions
Lol ok there m8

>> No.12742333

>>12734569
I mean... technically, yeah. If you believe that God created the world ex nihilo, and actively sustains it, the 'laws of nature' such as gravitation are nothing other than His will.

>> No.12742450

>>12742183
you have an interesting brain

>> No.12742485

>>12742333
That's what I've ALWAYS been saying. Fedora autists think that if they explain how things happen and what causes effects, that somehow disproves existence of omniscient sentient God. If anything, laws of Nature prove that someone with a similar thinking process to humans created the Universe.
Swell trips as well.

>> No.12742517

>>12742087
>>12742041
>>12741975
>>12741948
reddit-tier (((((((((humor)))))))))))

>> No.12742585

these aren't funny

>> No.12743000

>>12735759
most people have spoken however they please. but upper classes did train themselves to speak in a high register with florid style. nowadays that precise sort of articulacy is only found in academic settings, because that's the only place that values it. that's not to say there aren't articulate people outside of academia. there are. but they speak in a more accessible register than the highest they know.

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>> No.12743225

>>12735759
>>12743000
not that guy, but also, some things, like what seems to us over frequent uses of the vocative (constantly saying "gentlemen" or "my friends" or "dear reader" etc) is a gallicism in english, so it was much more common even 100 years ago

>> No.12743297

>>12743031
Swap out IJ with Catch 22 and you have the proper ranking of WWII fiction

>> No.12743386

>>12738979
corncob mchackty

>> No.12743645

>>12738948
this is like Kafka meets Nietzsche

>> No.12743659

>>12738900
I would buy the fuck out of that edition

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>> No.12743913

>>12743873
Books for this feel?

>> No.12743926

>>12743873
cool, none of this shit applies to me. i guess im gonna make it, after all.

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>> No.12743977

>>12743968
interesting meme concept, very poor execution

>> No.12743982

>>12743909

Holy shit that's Orin and Joelle after O kicked that fucking belter of a ball and secured his career.

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>> No.12743994

>>12743909
Christ. Is there an archive of the original thread?

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>> No.12744005

>>12743985
What is that object sticking out of the ground on the cover of Tundra? Is that a fasces? lol

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>> No.12744113

>>12744024
>cioran, evola and dosto get lumped in there
Feels bad man

>> No.12744290

>>12738948
Which brother was more /lit/

>> No.12744378

>>12741268
is this accelerationism bingo

>> No.12744426

>>12735153
i'm always impressed how serious literature is consistently btfo'd by horny middle-aged women

>> No.12744432

>>12735155
>deng hsu
>tibetan

>> No.12744462

>>12743825
kek

>> No.12744470

>>12733255
Where to cop that theme?

>> No.12744485

>>12739254
>>12738940
holy shit
i've seen this image dozens of times but never realized
what an intellectual

>> No.12744499

>>12740361
to be fair, this is what certain regional british accents sound like to me

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>>12744485
anon... its shopped

>> No.12744509

>>12743853
what's the best way to read hamlet lads? i'm not from the west so shakespeare is rarely taught and/or discussed. should i straight up read the play?

>> No.12744511

>>12744504
oh shit, that got me lmao

>> No.12744544

>>12744509
yes, just go for it. I'd recommend reading it out loud to hear the rhythm better.

>> No.12744579

>>12744509
frankly reading it is better than seeing it as an actual play imo

>> No.12744589

>>12744509
you could also see it in theatre or find a recorded theatrical version online

>> No.12744610

>>12744544
>>12744579
>>12744589
are these posts all by you, my friend?
what is your fav way to consume Hamlet?

>> No.12744621

>>12737589
This event actually feels like it could have come from a Pynchon novel.

>> No.12744639

>>12744610
they were not, though I appreciated them because I absolutely love Hamlet. I don't really get the question, but I read Shakespeare out loud to myself with different voices, normally, which is how I consume Hamlet I guess. Though I have seen it once on stage, which was a lot of fun, but I was also really glad I was familiar with the story in advance.

Just get cozy and make sure you have something to drink for your throat. It is a magical experience, and you'll never read it for the first time twice.

>> No.12744642

>>12744621
It's a bit on-the-nose for Pynchon desu

>> No.12744673

>>12744639
alrighty, will pick it up soon. im excited for it now.

last thing, how long does it take to read? can the play be finished in one comfy sitting?

>> No.12744675

>>12744642
You should actually read Pynchon and find out about all the dumb shit he writes in his novels.

>> No.12744709

>>12744673
probably. I prefer to take a break for intermission after the third act though, let's you think about it a bit and relax your voice and stops it from getting too long. I think it's probably like 2 hours, maybe a little more or less.

>> No.12744766

>>12744709
sounds great. thank you, my friend

>> No.12744775

>>12744766
enjoy! Make a thread when you're done and we'll discuss it.

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It's too much

>> No.12745441

>>12744511
I wouldn't have known if I hadn't seen the original. Its a good shop to be fair

>> No.12745580

>>/lit/thread/S11262163

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>> No.12745749

>>12743985
Genuinely jelly

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>> No.12745785

>>12744290
The older brother - a truly flawed character torn at first ignorant of how his desires have destroyed the familial bonds he once relied on. He is a pig ruined by wealth, destroyed by gluttony, and only when his last familial connection in a world that has slaughtered the rest of those he loves is lost by his own action, or inaction, does he realize the folly of his ways. And then, even when he does, he understands that it is too late to change, that his brother's death is both his fault and the natural way of the world, and so his golden, oat-filled days now grow more somber, but do not, and will not, cease.

>> No.12745791

>>12738749
Finally someone else has read it

>> No.12746474

>>12737795
>supported democratic socialist policies
Oh noooooooooooooo you're actually retarded

>> No.12746554

>>12735167
STEMfag dates a medical student
the girl has better taste

>> No.12746572

>>12735167
>Eragon
based

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>> No.12748107

>>12738872
based

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>> No.12748325

>>12745736
wonderful

>> No.12748485

>>12738818
>Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.
>You're bored as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
>And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
>And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt with a twitter account.
>So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you will get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

>> No.12749053

>>12739194
it's heartbreaking when you read his non-fiction and hear people trying to make orwell out to be anti-left

>> No.12749263

>>12742485
>tfw Plato literally slaps the shit out of the science argument in like his first dialogue
"When I ask 'why are we here' I don't want to be told 'because we were born, here, I'll show you how the biology works'"

>> No.12749274

>>12749053
https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/notes-on-nationalism/
Here is Orwell explicitly comparing communists to nazis

>> No.12749305

>>12735167
>tfw was gonna post a bait pic of my bookshelf still full of my childhood books (ASOIAF, Eragon etc.) but with the odd OWCs Bible, Iliad, Stirner, Ten Elemental Masters
>we moved to Oxford and my mum threw them all away
laziness wins again

>> No.12749341

>>12737631
look at all the SEETHING evolafags

>> No.12749439

>>12749274
Anon, you do understand that half of all socialists hate communists, right?

>> No.12749477

>>12737631
>totalitarian communism = democratic socialism

what

>> No.12749527

>>12749439
In the essay he's condemning all forms of large scale 'movements' which would include socialists too

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>>12736055

>> No.12749656

>>12737702
Is this book worth reading?

>> No.12750606

>>12733255
El Bumpo

>> No.12750993

>>12741268
Archeofuturistic clan world looks DAMN comfy. Like out of a CYOA.

>> No.12751024

>>12735221
>>12735218
Gold

>> No.12751324

>>12745736
Too real for /lit/ humour, where are the DFW references?

>> No.12751535

>>12737702
I don't get the joke

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>> No.12752247

>>12735237
did he ever post a pdf or doc of the entire manuscript?

>> No.12752275

>>12752247
No because it was fake and only brainlets would think it's real.

>> No.12752282

>>12736887
whose the 4th one

>> No.12752300

>>12752247
It's doubtful such a manuscript actually exists. The fact that people caught him multiple times having a too low percentage of "nigger" in the samples he posted and that he had to claim there were passages with higher concentrations of "nigger" that he didn't want to post, suggest definitively that such a text does not exist. For a more detailed examination of this question see the third issue of the New York Reaction Literary Review, the article entitled "The Nigger Novella: Does it Exist?" by Marcus De'Washington Phd.

>> No.12752332

>>12736648
I feel the same. It still absolutely makes my sides melt, but discovering it for the first time was almost a life changing experience.

>> No.12752376

>>12752300
he did post a section with way higher density nigger posting though. He said there were occasional areas where there was just a rash of NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER repetitions, and posted one, where the words were even organized into further shapes spelling out the word nigger. with just a couple more niggerblocks like that he would have been fine the type of density posted

>> No.12752384

>>12735237
tfw in the screenshot for the first time in my life. Congratulation me bros

>> No.12752394

>>12752376
Yes, but he only posted this passage after repeated inquiries regarding the lack of "niggers" in his prior passages. See the above mentioned article for a detailed statistical and stylistic analysis which settles this question beyond a shadow of a doubt. Other scholars have followed suit with similar conclusions in other publications. The controversy over the "Nigger Novella" is already old news in the world of academia.

>> No.12752400

>>12752394
>tfw cant argue with cathedral experts
reee down with academia

>> No.12752453

>>12733255
examples of post ironic irony:
niggers are human.

>> No.12752713

>>12738940
This guy look like a literary cowboy gangster cop from the future.

>> No.12752902

>>12745736
I like it a lot, somehow it gaves off a Chesterton vibe but maybe that's just me.

>> No.12752914

>>12735153
>Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
God damn that's good

>> No.12753036

>>12743985
id love to purchase these /lit/ books. what's the first thing about doing so?

>> No.12753079

>>12752902
It's clearly based off Screwtape Letters

>> No.12753199

>>12753079
"based off" is kind of putting it mildly

>> No.12754026

>>12752282
Lovecraft

>> No.12754412

>>12745736
jesus christ

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>>12741278

>> No.12754687

>>12737810
Well I for one am enjoying this neo liberal globali-glossing of civilization unlike some people

>> No.12754719

>>12745428
>lil b in there
objectively wrong

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>>12737918
kek'd

>> No.12755101

Goodbye

>> No.12755724

>>12735793
One of them is making a podcast

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>>12735153
>pearlescent sperms

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I made this one