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>Be me
>HATE DFW
>Driving around the city w/ gf
>"Oh God!"
>"What?"
>She starts crying.
>Pull over, console her.
>She calms down and told me she saw the man who raped her before we got together.
>I noticed him, he had a distinct look.
>Stake out the place we saw him days in case he might walk that street occasionally.
>She doesn't know I do this.
>Spot him after 9 days
>Know it's him.
>Follow him to the local children's science museum.
>He works there.
>Buy a ticket and walk in.
>Goes through a locked door marked "Employees only."
>Look around for clues.
>See a board labeled "Today's Events"
>See his name listed as the presenter for a planetarium exhibit in 15 minutes.
>Make my way there. It's early in the day and I'm the only one in the seats.
>Does his spiel about the constellations, the solar system.
>How is someone so aware of the beauty of the universe so capable of inflicting pain on others?
>Time for a Q&A. He steps out from around a projector.
>Pull out a gun and rush him.
>Confront him about how he raped my gf.
>He doesn't deny it.
>Put the gun to his head.
>"Any last words?"
>"I'm just so fortunate that I'll die here, surrounded by the only true friends I've ever known--the stars. Even if they're just projections their beauty means so much to me."
>Begin to hesitate.
>"Their beauty is unparalleled to me, and though I am evil I find solace in their beauty which will far exceed my life whether I die now or 50 years from now. Their movements are divine. One could say that the stars are dancers, or even comedians, laughing eternally in infinite jest."
>Pull the trigger

>> No.12610997

>>12610974
>One could say that the stars are dancers, or even comedians, laughing eternally in Finnegan’s Wake."
>Pull the trigger

>> No.12611006

>>12610974
beautiful

>> No.12611254

>>12610974
>committing the sin of murder for a thot

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does the greentext academy take applications?

>> No.12611285

>>12610974
>>"Their beauty is unparalleled to me, and though I am evil I find solace in their beauty which will far exceed my life whether I die now or 50 years from now. Their movements are divine. One could say that the stars are dancers, or even comedians, laughing eternally in infinite jest."
Is DFW really this saccharine and hokey?

>> No.12611416

>>12611285
No. More like a naive child verbalizing his or her impression of a photograph, but a persistent smugishness is ever present behind the colorful words.

So to some degree, sure, it's like an over-the-top vaudeville troupe falling just short of shocking, but didn't quite know it.

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>>12610974
could someone take a less faggoty cap for my /lit humor folder

>> No.12611427

>>12610974
damn, so you been munchin some raped on beef, huh? thats pretty gross, bro. you should have more respect for yourself than to eat rescue snatch. Its no good for you. that will rot your neck out from the inside out, like it was high molar acid dumped down your throat but its just the consequence of ingesting regular doses of the roasties infectious sludge and it happens quicker than you think. I've seen it happen to dudes, real Casanovas and bunny smashers. Guys in the prime of their box eating days and they're laid low by not one but never less than ten different ailments, infections and medical anomalies. The modern polyamorous and peripatetic female is creating inside her vagina an ongoing medical experiment that is kept alive by commercially distributed antibiotics, vaginal ointments and tinctures, supported when needed by elaborate and elegant surgical interventions too, nothing is spared. Whole hospitals financial well being orbit the volumes of whores with beat up rotten vaginas who shamble into operating rooms and have bustling crews descend upon their nethers and tug and snip and laser and slice and cleave and cauterize and sonically displace and glaze in medicinal CBD wax for a lucrative upcharge the ghoulish gashes spread open before the finely tuned medical operations.

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>>12611425
Got you.

>> No.12611452

>>12610997
kek

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>>12611425

>> No.12611465

>>12610974
loooool

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good one fren