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12541393 No.12541393[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

write a short story about this image

>> No.12541415

>>12541393
haha good job anon you took a great screencap ;)

>> No.12541418

How many times will we have this exact thread with this exact image?

>> No.12541466

>>12541393
The keyboard clacked against his chode-like fingers. 3am was coated with the scent of Dew and jissom. OP's meek frame hunched crooked in the gaming-chair, lower back aching with the premonition of angina. Alt tab, alt tab, Tumblr, pornhub, Fortnite, /pol/. OP cracks his knuckles and pops cap on another Jew.

It was time to write.

>> No.12541553

why does a gallon of milk cost more than a gallon of gas

>> No.12541557

>>12541553
Cows are women.

>> No.12541563

>>12541393
it's not even well-written, you only like it because he wrote a taboo word in capital letters and that's funny to you because you haven't been alive long enough to not laugh every time someone says nigger

>> No.12541601

>>12541563
well it has more imagery and detail than your average 4chan post.

>> No.12541660

>>12541563
it's the "with a car, you can go anywhere you want" that's funny