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>100 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:45:25 2019 No.12512250 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:46:27 2019 No.12512257 >>12512250 Let's write it here OP, one word at a time I'll start: The

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:46:29 2019 No.12512259 just drop them a good old lorem ipsum

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:47:30 2019 No.12512264 proletariat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:47:54 2019 No.12512269 is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:48:31 2019 No.12512275 >>12512257 boobies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:49:28 2019 No.12512279 kill

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:49:42 2019 No.12512281 chungus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:50:34 2019 No.12512288 File: 191 KB, 500x856, do your part.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512250 one hundred words? Lol the state of burger education

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:50:41 2019 No.12512289 by

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:50:45 2019 No.12512291 Chainlink $1000 EOY

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:52:19 2019 No.12512302

>100 words
One Hundred Words.
That is the assignment, isn't it, teacher?
No not fifty, not sixty, not even seventy, not still eighty, and nay not less than 9 more than ninety. You think I don't have plans with friends? How would you even know that. You don't, in fact for all you know I do. So how about that? Alright well in conclusion I'd like to thank both the academy that serves out these awards, and the mighty jewish overlords who can sniff out evil through whichever possible means they might go about that. Perhaps some instrument of theirs has that ability, or a method of enhancing ones own natural senses? Well in conclusion I guess this was a hard but fair assignment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:52:20 2019 No.12512303 shemale

>>	SecretAsianMan Thu Jan 31 16:54:25 2019 No.12512316 >>12512250 >only 100 words Man, can we trade problems?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:58:47 2019 No.12512343 agnosticism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:59:21 2019 No.12512350 brappers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:00:04 2019 No.12512354 File: 4 KB, 128x128, IMG-20190104-WA0002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One Hundred Words of Solitude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:03:37 2019 No.12512369 transcended

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:04:50 2019 No.12512375 File: 109 KB, 1600x1600, FB_IMG_1513358239377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I being double baited, or do people still fall for this ancient meme?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:06:41 2019 No.12512389 >>12512375 >implying this isn't third order bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:07:26 2019 No.12512393 >>12512375 This is the first time I've ever not fallen for it. I believed someone was writing baby's first essay and 200 seemed like a big number, but 100? Nobody ever assigned a 100 word essay. They would have said "one page" or less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:08:39 2019 No.12512402 lacanian

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:15:08 2019 No.12512436 >>12512393 >5 syllable essay due in the next fortnight

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:16:56 2019 No.12512444 >>12512436 did you mean FORTNITE ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:18:02 2019 No.12512450 >>12512444 HELL YEAH BROTHER R O T H E R

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:19:52 2019 No.12512459 >>12512450 I FUCKIN love FORTNITE!!shift1

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:21:33 2019 No.12512465 >>12512259 spbp >>12512250 copy and paste from your twitter feed brainlet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:22:15 2019 No.12512469 >>12512250 >100 word The actual state of education. If you can't write 100 coherent words in an hour you are a failure. Stop complaining and go do your essay you fucking brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:22:17 2019 No.12512471 File: 12 KB, 250x247, ifyoureadthisfilenameyouregay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512288

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:23:00 2019 No.12512473 >>12512471 Fast

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:23:25 2019 No.12512474 >>12512473 Do your part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:23:47 2019 No.12512477 Realizing I got baited. My apologies sir

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:24:21 2019 No.12512480 >>12512250 a whole 100 words! wow op that is so crazy!! lol hope ur ok bro ;) 100 is fucking nothing haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:52:59 2019 No.12512602 File: 103 KB, 680x850, DK6MDFxWkAAJqMA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you seriously struggling to write a 100 word essay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 21:53:51 2019 No.12514012 >>12512393 >200 seemed like a big number >My first ever essay was 800 Metabait?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 21:57:56 2019 No.12514029 >10 word dissertation due at 11:59pm and haven't started yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 21:59:37 2019 No.12514033 File: 411 KB, 500x506, (You) and trash.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512480

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:27:52 2019 No.12514143 >>12512250 You meant 1000 words essay. A simple typo. What's the topic for OP's essay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:33:58 2019 No.12514162 >must report research idea for my master's thesis within a week >so far 0 ideas i'm going to be okay, r-right guys >>12514033 good painting, good post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:46:31 2019 No.12514233 >>12514162 >i'm going to be okay, r-right guys Please tell me you're referring to your 15-word master's thesis for your PhD in advanced haiku studies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:48:35 2019 No.12514240 File: 1.84 MB, 250x250, 2much.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12514233 more like my 100 page master's thesis in advanced mathematics

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:49:04 2019 No.12514243 File: 112 KB, 750x648, AF4FA12C-E986-4C82-9A77-A0B0264BC471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw 50 word essay on Being and Time due in 2 weeks and I haven’t even started

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:50:28 2019 No.12514248 >>12514240 Just Do It <\

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:50:58 2019 No.12514254 >>12514162 If that can make you feel better I'm in my third year of PhD in mathematics and I haven't got any idea either. Difference is that ideas are not expected here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:51:36 2019 No.12514256 double bait is supposed to be funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:59:57 2019 No.12514294 >>12514240 >>12514254 >Don't have to take any courses beyond Comp 1 and 2, maybe Humanities >End your college career with a massive writing assignment Good God, you mathfags are really getting a hard deal. Litfags have it waaay easier by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:04:31 2019 No.12514311 >>12512291 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:44:45 2019 No.12514486 >>12512250 Just copy paste a pomo word salad generator like this. http://www.elsewhere.org/journal/pomo/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:48:12 2019 No.12514509 File: 44 KB, 565x318, dawson_crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512250 6 word short story due in the next two minutes. FML.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:49:48 2019 No.12514516 File: 47 KB, 600x600, product-image-370530633_876024ac-4f4e-48c7-878e-ea700d48cd4e_grande.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12514509

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 00:14:16 2019 No.12514654 File: 149 KB, 320x320, 1538060627301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12514509 You fucking zoomers have it easy. Back in my day, we had two minutes to write a NINE word essay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 03:26:51 2019 No.12515462 >>12514143 How do I fuck my sister

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 03:32:12 2019 No.12515477 >10 shitpost quota >due by midnight >haven't posted yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 05:20:05 2019 No.12515718 >>12512250 The essay so far: The proletariat is boobies, kill chungus by shemale agnosticism brappers transcended lacanian. First sentence is done, about 8 or more to go and you are done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 05:57:48 2019 No.12515849 >>12515477 had a hearty kek. godspeed anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 06:00:15 2019 No.12515859 >>12515849 You can burn in hell for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 09:35:28 2019 No.12516696 File: 75 KB, 960x960, 1548715696364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512250 >45 minute speech about the i'jaaz of the Qur'an tomorrow >haven't even started to think about where to start >don't even speak Arabic

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 09:43:03 2019 No.12516718 File: 201 KB, 240x368, 260805341004212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12512389

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