/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12464688]

What is your largest literary accomplishment? What is your best work? Mine was pic related.

[Anonymous No.12464715]

>>12464688
I got Hiro to reply to me once by calling his English shit.

[Anonymous No.12464747]

>>12464688
i once got a post with a lot of yous and an anon replied '10/10'

[Anonymous No.12464831]

>>12464688
https://mister-mean-spirited.blogspot.com/2015/10/i-hate-parties.html

[Anonymous No.12464847]

Got banned for posting in a GWAR honeypot thread by /mu/ mods

[Anonymous No.12464917]

>>12464688

[Anonymous No.12465006]

The pinnacle of /lit/

[Anonymous No.12465034]

>>12464688
I am the original poster of >Finnegans Wake with that tired frog picture attached to it

[Anonymous No.12465336]

>>12464688
I just made this thread on /pol/ a couple hours ago and it triggered a dozen white roasties.

[Anonymous No.12465362]

>>12464917
Lol literally the same as Instagram “gifted kid burnout bingo” astrology relatable normie shit. Pseud.

[Anonymous No.12465368]

>>12465336
Ur schizo ringo

[Anonymous No.12465375]

>>12465362
once in a while someone weirds me out by correctly guessing my astrology or infpwhatever sign based on a 4chan post

[Anonymous No.12465393]

>>12465375
1/16 isn't bad odds

[Anonymous No.12465397]

I have gotten three short stories and three poems published, with a fourth poem scheduled for publication in February. I suppose one of those poems is my greatest accomplishment, because it appeared in print and I was paid for it.

[Anonymous No.12465411]

>>12464688
>not calling him a ‘bug-man’ or ‘hudman’
>>12465034
I wouldnt mind having your autograph

[Anonymous No.12465415]

>>12465411
*hueman

[Anonymous No.12465416]

>>12465411
I wrote that post and so many people took it seriously, I was dragged through the dirt. People don’t know bait even after they’ve been pulled off the hook and sliced open.

[Anonymous No.12465418]

Mine is calling worthless out OPs for making shit threads. Like this one and in that thread being "the guy you replied to"

sage

[Anonymous No.12465453]

>>12464688
You know that smug onions boy shitpost that the NYRB twitter reposted saying "lit bros hate us lol". I posted that original shitpost :)

I also created the Gigachad goes to the bookshop and buys one copy of [insert absurd book choice here] meme.

I'm very proud and I would appreciate more recognition aound here.

[Anonymous No.12465570]

>>12464688
I once started a thread accusing the Merchant of Venice of being an anti-Semitic play, and asking lit if I had to give up “this Shakespeare guy.” It got like 250 replies lmao

[Anonymous No.12465587]

I made the nickname Mike “faggot medicine from Thomas Edison” Pence in one of those pol threads and got like 10 (You)s.

It made me really happy.

[Anonymous No.12465618]

>>12464688
neopets fanfiction on fanfiction.net when i was 8

[Anonymous No.12465658]

ex based manic shizoposter here. people make fun of me on how butchered my english is, i been speaking it for 19 years

[Anonymous No.12465814]

Made a thread about my dick that got moved to r9k because too many people were taking about jews. Good memories

[Anonymous No.12465839]

>>12464917
Personality tests are such hot shit. The fact that so many self proclaimed intellectuals take them seriously to describe away the fact that sometimes people don't like them is insane.

[Anonymous No.12465901]

>>12465416
4chan is a game with only one rule--if you take it personally you lose.

[Anonymous No.12465912]

>>12464688
You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.12465914]

>>12465336
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.12466023]

>>12464688
every time i make a post over 15 characters long nobody replies to me because they don't know what im saying. infact to put this into perspective i was about to make an eccentric post on this board titled "are some of you obsessed with the word philosophy" and something like well is it because you are obsessed with this mental fortitude. or whatever you'd call that. anyways i believed you people can encourage this word philosophy too much and not realize. i was lost in my thought never mind

[Anonymous No.12466039]

>>12466023
Lawls, so random ex dee

[Anonymous No.12466050]

>>12465570
very good anon, very good

[Anonymous No.12466058]

arguably this

[Anonymous No.12466060]

>>12465453
based

[Anonymous No.12466399]

>>12465362
>Pseud
You are retarded, im not tryng to communicate some trascendental truth, it certainly doesnt come from a place of honesty. The post is written with the intent of making fun and baiting low iq "omg so relatable" glue sniffers.

[Anonymous No.12466442]

>>12466058
>when humanities baby's try and be smart
yikes. maybe you should leave philosophy of mind to people who actually know the difference between the Parietal Lobe and Central Sulcus.

your nifty little feign at socratic dialogue is flawed because (much like socrates) you barge into a specific subject without any real knowledge of it and strawman things to hell.

the definition for appearance and illusion that you put in Dennett's mouth are nowhere near close to how they would actually be defined in his works.

I suggest pic related to maybe familiarize yourself with what you are so asspained about before you try dismissing it out of hand.

[Anonymous No.12466464]

>>12464688
I was the main editor and (when necessary) partial writer of an annual report published by a government agency that has a $500 million/yr. department budget.

I also once wrote a letter that was published by the Los Angeles Times where I basically implied that one of Obama's appointees was an idiot. (This was after the appointee in question had an opinion piece published in the Times.)

[Anonymous No.12466494]

I don't know if this answers OP's question but I was written about in a book. It felt pretty good tbqh.

[Anonymous No.12466496]

>>12464917
Some of these things describe me, some of them don't, most are simply too vague to not apply to a good 80-90% of introverted young men which is the main demographic of this website. It's just like astrology, you say Libra is fair or whatever and everyone nods and says 'yup, I am fair, this must be right.'

[Anonymous No.12466709]

>>12466442
yikes. He thinks the physical world really exists.

[Anonymous No.12466878]

One of my smut fics has over 2000 reads on pastebin

[Anonymous No.12466946]

one of my autobiographical fiction pieces got accepted in an online publication. I was tremendously proud of it personally and i really did take a lot of creative risks with it/put a lot of emotional energy/actual skilled storytelling in it. i'm quite proud of it desu and it makes me happy some other editor liked it too :)

[Anonymous No.12466968]

>>12466878
Link it.

[Anonymous No.12466986]

>>12464917
I'm INTP and that is 30% accurate at best

[Anonymous No.12466992]

>>12464688
I made the original Caesar corn meme

[Anonymous No.12467011]

I translated Kawabata Yasunari’s The Master of Go into Hungarian using the English translation as a basis out of curiosity

[Anonymous No.12467060]

>>12466878
Laeink et

[Anonymous No.12467171]

>>12465034
Based

[Anonymous No.12467184]

I unironically wrote a short story in about three days to meet a deadline and it was shortlisted for a competition and published in a book available on Amazon. If you google my name now it brings up a catfish-tier selfie-style image of me and the story attached. It's on a couple of websites so I can't ask for it to be taken down either. The story itself makes me regularly cringe even now two years later, as it's a first person narrative about a guy who is pretty much a butthurt paranoid incel who acts like a creep and obsesses over a girl he's never talked to. It's absolutely cringeworthy and whenever I read about a #metoo story I keep thinking "I'm next" or something. I figure writing and submitting the story was just an act of psychological self-harm, as anybody reading it will obviously think I'm writing from first hand experience or whatever. And it's not even well-written for the most part, with a couple of nice sentences ruined by pretentious language, obvious elegant variation, etc. It's really put me off writing anything else tbqh.

[Anonymous No.12467201]

>>12467184
dox yourself so we can read it and make fun of you

[Anonymous No.12467212]

>>12465839
The way people dismiss them entirely, ignoring that so many people are easily slotted into either introversion or extroversion and that this is a phenomena that might deserve explaining, is insane.

[Anonymous No.12467214]

>>12467201
Not going to do that sorry. It's very strange to have to accommodate the fact of my having written this into my overall life. I guess I thought I was being clever or edgy, but really I have just provided people with a way of shutting me down if ever I do anything that annoys them.

[Anonymous No.12467220]

>>12465393
>personalities are distributed evenly
confirmed for dumb sensor

[Anonymous No.12467227]

I write embarrassing diary entries that get lots of (you)s in the "what's on your mind" threads. I also posted the results of last year's top 100 books to Reddit, and I created a thread where I LARPed as a defender of /lit/'s high-brow culture, with a link to the Reddit thread, calumniating "filthy cross-posters" which also garnered many replies, but only a quarter as much as that of that reddit thread which I suspect has been viewed at least 10,000 times.

[Anonymous No.12467234]

>>12467227
Kys redditor

[Anonymous No.12467241]

>>12467214
The only way to avoid this is distance yourself from what you were when you wrote that as much as possible

[Anonymous No.12467244]

>>12467184
>whenever I read about a #metoo story I keep thinking "I'm next" or something
Fucking same, man. Few years ago, i once wrote a column responding to a fellow columnist and it was met with some controversy. My main point was about maturity, experience, and giving yourself the space to change and grow, but they kept thinking it was unfeminist, simply because I was "critical" of a woman. I wasn't even critical; I was just providing a different perspective. A bunch of proper bullshit, honestly. Plus the same fucking editor that said my piece was 'anti-feminist' was sleeping with a another columnist who said some nuts edgy shit that got published no problem. I fucking hate arthoe college women

Anyway, now I'm making my way to being a writer, getting published and shit, and I'm worried if some twitter cunt critic is gonna seek my old shit out and get me judged, juried, and executed by social media mob

[Anonymous No.12467245]

>>12467234
hahaha buddy, we don't say kys anymore, try harder to integrate yourself into 4chan culture, please. the youtube comments section 5 years ago might be more your speed.

[Anonymous No.12467296]

I ghostwrote a short horror story for $75, It ended up being republished in Asimov's .

[Anonymous No.12467304]

>>12467245
Kys redditor

[Anonymous No.12467335]

>>12467060
>>12466968
I'm too embarrassed to because it's shit and my pastebin is attached so you can see how little I've improved.

[Anonymous No.12467362]

>>12464688
Got my wonderful article about "Lolita" published in Quillette.

[Anonymous No.12467371]

>>12467362
nice article, lester

[Anonymous No.12467373]

>>12464917
mbti is astrology for the psuedo

[Anonymous No.12467384]

>>12467184
Shoulda used a fake author alias bro

[Anonymous No.12467388]

>>12467384
If you aren't writing under a east Asian female alias you don't know shit about publishing.

[Anonymous No.12467393]

>>12467304
Kys redditor

[Anonymous No.12467434]

>>12467388
A WASP "bi" girl I knew in college won a few contests, and she always submitted under a super Jewish nuMillenial name
Her writing was alright but by no means better than her other writer friends who also submitted

[Anonymous No.12467438]

>>12467388
I write as Benito Camelo

[Anonymous No.12467446]

>>12467434
In European countries publishing under a Jewish name is very risky because Orthodox Jews keep a very good record of Jewish births making it very easy to find out if your a fake.

[Anonymous No.12467463]

>>12467446
Oh that's interesting, didn't know that

This was Midwestern US, where I suppose this works out differently, and in her favor too

The more I think about it, the more upset I get. I'm not American, but I attended american university, and boy do I wish I knew the rules when I was there

[Anonymous No.12467514]

>>12467362
>>12467371
Lester, idk if this is actually you who wrote confessions of a soulleas troglodyte but I read it and it's a fantastic article

[Anonymous No.12467530]

>>12467463
It's paradoxical, your much more likely to be published with a ethically diverse alias but much less likely to be successful, authorial welfare is out of control in the industry, every year thousands of new authors publish their first book, which has a print run of 2500, it'll sell 200 copies if lucky, the publishers will then pulp the remaining and then reclaims it all on tax. They're literally rewarded for purposely setting up people for failure.

[Anonymous No.12467568]

>>12467244
Can't you delete it? I've had old college articles deleted from several years ago because I didn't want them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.12467613]

>>12467388
My writers name is "punished shadow" on DA
please check out my thesis

[Anonymous No.12467640]

>>12464688
he's right.

[Anonymous No.12467656]

>>12464688
For me, it's the invention of the word "sperg-tastic".

[Anonymous No.12467686]

>>12466946
I'm happy for you, anon !

[Anonymous No.12467691]

>>12467438
kek'ed hard

[Anonymous No.12467715]

>>12466442
>I suggest pic related to maybe familiarize yourself with what you are so asspained about before you try dismissing it out of hand.
>Dennet

crap

[Anonymous No.12467718]

When I was a kid (9-10 I think) a story I wrote impressed my teacher so much she made me stand in front of the entire school at an assembly and read it out loud. It took about 25 minutes.
I was so embarrassed that after I deliberately made my writing worse so that it wouldn't happen again.

[Anonymous No.12467724]

My audiobook version was critically acclaimed. Sadly, gone forever now.

[Anonymous No.12467758]

>>12467724
>gone forever now
hm? the vocaroo link is still working
also LMAO

[Anonymous No.12467814]

>>12467724
https://vocaroo.com/i/s197rwpP3LfV

300 DOLARZ?!

[Anonymous No.12467852]

>>12467724
>read some basic finance management
cringe

[Anonymous No.12467976]

>>12464688
I met Thomas Pynchon while reading in central park and he mocked me for reading The Sorrows of Young Werther.

[Anonymous No.12468027]

>>12465397
So you're mouth to ass And ass to mouth sewed shut. Fun future yu have dare.

[Anonymous No.12468078]

>>12464688
I created the Care to extrapolate? meme.

[Anonymous No.12468263]

>>12466442
cringe

[Anonymous No.12468406]

According to /lit/ I'm a 'comedic genius'.

[Anonymous No.12468424]

>>12466442
jesus stop writing like a faggot when you want to sound smart dude

this is you
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/50907114-29b6-4fe6-a258-357e9050ff40

[Anonymous No.12468432]

I got three replies calling me based, one saying that it was a lot of fun to read, and I've seen people repost it

[Anonymous No.12468468]

>>12464688
I work as a guest writer for the fashion industry. I wrote a few posts for prominent style blogs but I once got a two page spread in full in the Mail on Sunday in it's style section a few years ago. Not credited and it was in exchange for a mention to our website but it was my article and it was pretty cool to have it there.

[Anonymous No.12468643]

>>12467724
That was sperg-tastic, truly

[Anonymous No.12468649]

>>12465839
>>12467373

the MBTI is about Epistemology, not behavior.

[Anonymous No.12468652]

>>12464688
My incomplete essay Oedipus

[Anonymous No.12468658]

>>12468643
I know. Only king aspie would pay 300$ for a fucking chair.

[Anonymous No.12468676]

>>12464688
I got three stories published in shit tier magazines.

[Anonymous No.12468682]

>>12467245
kys

[Anonymous No.12468690]

A three page story about an NPC in my DnD campaign. One of my players said "it's pretty good" and another one agreed.
I-it counts, right?

[Anonymous No.12468702]

>>12467718
oh god I had the same thing, it was so cringe I only rmember a line about how the grass stains on my shoes were like battlescars
no one in the class thought it was cool
fuck why did you make me remember this

[Anonymous No.12468708]

>>12468690
Yes, more than most of these shitposts anyway, ajdvadjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[Anonymous No.12468724]

>>12467718
dude that happened to me, i got put on recess detention for being a spaz in gym, so i had to sit in a corner staring at the wall for 15 minutes every day, and during this time came up with some crazy ideas and then wrote the mother fuckers down, the teacher sent me to read it to a class two grades up, what the hell

[Anonymous No.12468831]

>>12467388
no thanks, Hudson

[Anonymous No.12468841]

>>12465034
Based

[Anonymous No.12468843]

>>12467244
Your resentment is strong. I see you have not come to terms with the fact that everything everyone ever published in college is unfettered trash (this includes you, bbygrl).

[Anonymous No.12468856]

i made a post once dubbed "based and redpilled"

[Anonymous No.12468860]

The OP was a frogposter saying that poetry without rhyme is just segmented prose, so I posted an impromptu poem

[Anonymous No.12468868]

>>12468860
but it has rhyme

[Anonymous No.12468879]

>>12468860
Based

[Anonymous No.12468883]

>>12466442
nigger cuck

[Anonymous No.12468902]

I wrote the socratic dialogue about how OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.12468923]

I posted 'BIG YIKES' over ten times in a single thread.

[Anonymous No.12469018]

>>12468843
The unfair criticism and treatment received is what I resent. This has nothing to do with the quality of work published in college.

[Anonymous No.12469029]

>>12468860
it literally does rhyme though

[Anonymous No.12469034]

>>12468652
seems perfectly complete to me

[Anonymous No.12469043]

I pretend to like the Schizojak posts.

[Anonymous No.12469138]

Dunno about literature but depthy threads on /v/ were a thing at some point in time, I made a gif of Samus wiggling her ass.

Almost 4 years later I visited /v/ for the first time in god knows how long, I enter a Samus thread (tempted by virtual jezebels) and someone posted the exact same gif. I recognized that I made it because I remember the specific way her puss moved slightly against the perspective. About shat myself from awe.

[Anonymous No.12469161]

>>12469034
>61%

[Anonymous No.12469218]

>>12469034
how the fuck did this get a passing grade, what the fuck is wrong with America

[Anonymous No.12469254]

While clerking I helped my boss with an appellate brief. It was for a guy who was charged with threatening a cop. I combed through all the transcripts of the trial and found a line where the judge jokingly threatened the prosecutor to slow down or else the court reporter was going to shoot him. We didn’t get a jury charge with a true threat analysis so I plopped in the judges quote and did an analysis of the statute and argued that the judge would also be guilty of the charge if there wasn’t a true threat analysis attached to it. We submitted it a while ago, I can’t wait to see what the court of appeals says.

[Anonymous No.12469289]

I translated a mobage Valentine's day event from Japanese and it got 2000 views

[Anonymous No.12469292]

>>12469034
>The Greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as, ... anal sex
Lmaoing at this shit, dont know who the fuck was the retard that saw this and thought it deserves 61% mark. Is there a catch in this? is this fake? is this simply america being america?

[Anonymous No.12469295]

>>12464688
feels like yesterday

[Anonymous No.12469308]

I submitted a short story to the L. Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future contest last year. It got an honorable mention which is good but I want to do better than that so it's helped to motivate me

[Anonymous No.12469333]

>>12469295
good job, what a pretentious retard that op was

[Anonymous No.12469359]

I was just trying to shitpost, and then it happened

[Anonymous No.12469449]

>>12469308
well done anon. Hope it motivates you to write more!

i was considering sending in a piece for the l Ron Hubbard contest but I was scared because of Scientology shit lol

[Anonymous No.12469729]

>>12464688
Had a story published in a magazine when I was 17.

[Anonymous No.12469935]

>>12466442
>following Dennett's reductive physicalism
You should have listened to Chalmers, Anon. You've been led astray. Panpsychism, especially in the vein of Whitehead's Panexperiantialism, is how you inquire into the Hard Problem.

[Anonymous No.12469982]

I'm the guy who posted all the "who is this guy" threads with a picture of Patrick Fischler (Diner scene in Mulholland Drive, LA Noire, Mad Men) attached to them on /tv/ until I got banned for it

[Anonymous No.12470125]

>>12464688
Reading your post desu

[Anonymous No.12470199]

>>12469935
>Panpsychism, especially in the vein of Whitehead's Panexperiantialism, is how you inquire into the Hard Problem.
Panpsychism solves nothing since it simply repeats the problem of consciousness and the mind but at an atomic level. See pic related.

Dennett has spent decades exploring this issue with the aid of the top neuroscientists in the world. I can promise you he knows more about what he is talking about than some pseudo-taoist failed-mathematician from the 1930s

>>12466709
>>12467715
>>12468263
>>12468424
>>12468883
these don't even warrant a response.

[Anonymous No.12470430]

>>12464747
10/10

[Anonymous No.12470439]

>>12470199
>neuroscientists
They aren't even relevant. Science is only a subbranch of philosophy, in the form of applied epistemology. They don't even deal much with the theoretical epistemology so as to actually understand what to even look for. If they did, Dennett would be out of a job.

Anyways, Dennett shouldn't even be taken seriously considering his heterophenomenology is predicated on telling people their subjective experiences didn't happen if it can't be observed by a third party. Nothing but despotic reductivism.

[Anonymous No.12470454]

>>12469034
>YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT
gets me every time :)

[Anonymous No.12471234]

>>12467371
No, sorry – not me.

[Anonymous No.12471242]

>>12470439
Neuroscience is very relevant to questions about consciousness because it helps specify the relationship between physical matter and consciousness in at least one context(brains)

[Anonymous No.12471264]

>>12467656
pretty sure someone used it on OP in the original thread

[Anonymous No.12471274]

>>12464688
That looks cringe. My greatest literary accomplishment was calling someone a dent-headed nigger and they praised me for having to come up with such an insult

[Anonymous No.12471281]

>>12465034
based

[Anonymous No.12471599]

[Anonymous No.12471672]

>>12471599 (checked)
Didn't work btw.

[Anonymous No.12471685]

>>12468860
>impromptu
weird way to spell dogshit

[Anonymous No.12471701]

>>12471672
What's Hermes doin down dere?

[Anonymous No.12471712]

>>12466442
is there any topic more yawn worthy than consciousness?

[Anonymous No.12471731]

I did a few of the oats brother posts in the common /lit/ screencap.

[Anonymous No.12471803]

Wish we could get the nigger story guy itt. I'd really like to read the rest of what he had going.

[Anonymous No.12471834]

>>12464847
I got banned for posting only the single letter "S" during a massive intra-board raid on /tv/. You can imagine what that S stands for. What do you mean GWAR honeypot thread?

[Anonymous No.12472037]

>>12467724
FREE HUNDRED FOCKEN DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.12472173]

>>12464917
that phrase of the day is pretty good

I've never managed to write more than a few chicken scratches.

On lit, I wrote a a few lines from the point of view of parents dropping their kid off at a conference where Jordan Peterson is attending. It was a fun exercise when the thought occurred to me and (you)'s felt good.

I wrote a script for a bad short film in college and I worked really hard to make the stage directions, the one part that will never be seen by anyone, REALLY FUNNY, DUDE.

I wrote 3 minutes worth of jokes and took them to an open mic to see if I could do it. A few people came to talk to me after to tell me how much they liked it.

My best writing was a series of emails I exchanged with a girl I didn't want to admit I was in love with. We took a Surrealism in Film course together. After classes we would walk each other home and talk about our lives and the movies we watched. I always felt like there was one more thing left to share or ask her about so I would write long, vulnerable emails to her when I got home. I would smile waiting for long vulnerable emails back. We kept writing each other for a year and a half after the semester was over. I realized I was in love her and the emails probably became gross and purple. I suddenly stopped writing her a few months ago besides some short affirmations that she means a lot to me.

[Anonymous No.12472320]

>>12467724
Are you the guy that does the David chase vocaroo? It’s gotta be. Good work bro

[Anonymous No.12472348]

>>12465453
Why do you s󠀀oyboys have such a fetish for onions?

[Anonymous No.12472709]

>>12464688
My greatest accomplishment so far are my personal essays: long-form writing about my annual solo road trips through the US, reflections on my mother's death, my drinking problem, and my criticisms of society. The first one is called A Mother's Mortality (actually a series of journal entries written in the last months of my mother's life). The second one is called The Tourist about my backpacking trip in the US. The third one is called The Drinker, my solo road trip during which I tried to quit drinking. The fourth one is called A Letter to a Man in the Late 2030s.

All of them are printed and sitting in my lock box, unread except by their author.

[Anonymous No.12472726]

>>12471264
Damn.. Your post makes me feel like watching my son grow

[Anonymous No.12472736]

>>12464688

I gave an ex-gf alot of good conversational material when I purchased a number of custom porn videos that were obvious references to us. it only took her a year or so to discover the customs I'd requested, after they were published to public clip sites. I think thats a type of fame

[Anonymous No.12472762]

>>12466464
>I'm a state employee and I write passive aggressive political letters
nice

[Anonymous No.12472764]

>>12464917
nice /v/ screencap

[Anonymous No.12472766]

>>12464688
Imagine screencapping your own post. Imagine screencapping your own post and posting it. Imagine screencapping your own post, posting it and bragging about it.

[Anonymous No.12472786]

>>12464747

[Anonymous No.12472802]

>>12465618
Based.

[Anonymous No.12472971]

>>12472766
This quite frankly.

[Anonymous No.12472992]

>>12464688
Not even trying so that way I can't be a hack.

[Anonymous No.12473000]

>>12464747
Me too once

[Anonymous No.12473010]

>>12464747
Good job my dude.

[Anonymous No.12473065]

>>12464688
I published Tundra

[Anonymous No.12473414]

>>12472320
>the David chase vocaroo
quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.12474191]

I have a blog for a web novel I've long stopped working on with 100k monthly readers and no fucking clue how to monetize it
After a month of trying out google adsense and various affiliate programs I just sort of gave up; my readers are mostly teens and I have no fucking clue how to get them to click ads

[Anonymous No.12474214]

>>12467184
I don't get this problem, just say it was an investigation into an incel mind or satire or something

[Anonymous No.12474244]

The first story in L'anomie opens with my words.