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Write a haiku about this

>> No.12412934

>>12412921
orange man bad
vegan food is better
black cock is the best though
because the white man's world must fall

>> No.12412937

Big Cheesy Big Bac
After hard fought win on field
Woah, orange man good

>> No.12412941

>>12412934
>/pol/ for smart people

>> No.12412950

>>12412934
You must be atleast 18 years old to post here

>> No.12412955

Grease stained slick paper
Lincoln’s Silver rusting
Kind Indigestion

>> No.12412958

>>12412934
Not a fucking hyku

>> No.12412959

>>12412921
That's how his portrait should be, but he looks not happy more distracted like he doesn't want to be there.

>> No.12412962

>>12412921
Trump eats hella food
He is gonna build the wall
Won't do it himself

>> No.12412979

>>12412962
I'm hungry now. Going to McDonald's, what can I get for anyone?

>> No.12412980

Gov'ment closes down
Buy food for athletes? Gov can't
But Ameri-can

>> No.12413004

>>12412980
All admit, the Amrica-can won me over

>> No.12413049

>>12412921
Golden Palace
Feast of winners observed with a smirk
Happy meal

>> No.12413074

>>12413049
Middle is far to long but I’ll allow it for a warm cozy feeling

>> No.12413080

>>12412921
His arms
will fall down and his body also
when the photographer leaves the room

>> No.12413146

Living the dream

>> No.12413168

>>12413080
You didn't even try.

>> No.12413183

Mc Donald
in da white house
Mic drop

>> No.12413201

Proud ballpit despot
Wails for more tomato sauce
Guests look on concerned

>> No.12413203

>Mc Donalds
>Donald Trump
hmm genius

>> No.12413206

>>12412921
Now in the White House
A burger eats to his heart's content
Bugs! BUGS! Too many carrots.

>> No.12413219

>>12412921
McDonald's Burgers
Full of fat and lard but alas
would devour still

>> No.12413237

Caloric intake
In thee we put our full trust
And healthcare we fund

>> No.12413238

O the Burgers
smoothly do they fry
a cow

>> No.12413307

Holding his hands wide
The president shills fast food.
Lincoln looks away.

>> No.12413329

>>12412950
>You must be atleast 18 years old to post here
You must be at least 18 years old to post here.

>> No.12413390

>>12412921
Oh I love McDonald’s, food that’s so fair!
When dining & serving, none shall compare!

It’s mention brings joy, to everyones ear!
If you do not like it, your likely a queer!

So please join me in, this wondrous big meal!
Fries, burgers & nuggets, then we’ll make a deal!

>> No.12413436

i am big fat gay.
orange man they call me, yes.
cheeto very good.

>> No.12413454

>>12412921

trump is your president
reelection comes and you
will again eat his excrement

>> No.12413504

>>12412921
look upon my world
feast your eyes on me, sinners,
live in fear once more

>> No.12413527

>>12412921
American food
American President
What is the problem?

>> No.12413547

>>12412950
>>12413329
You must be at least
Eighteen years old to post here
Four Channel dot org

>> No.12413549

Two kinds of burger
Head of state gives simple food
Smiles, and it’s gone

>> No.12413574

>>12412921
Imagine getting assblated over this

>> No.12413606

>>12412921
Orange man must host
Basketball Americans
Not a Happy Meal

>> No.12413614
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12413614

I'm relatable
my taste is as bad as yours
gilded, though, better

>> No.12413647

Wall is not built
Hillary is not locked up
I like big macs

>> No.12413655

>>12412921
Good old Abe brooding,
contemplating suicide
For a happy meal

>> No.12413672

Abe looks upon me
Laying down this mighty feast
Checkmate vegan fags

>> No.12413741

I am extremely concerned about the number of people here who do not know what a haiku is

>> No.12413769

>>12413741
Japanese poem with three verses and broken syntax?

>> No.12413804

>>12413672
mcdonalds is more onions than meat

>> No.12413825

Sesame seed bun
Minced up cow meat and cheese, please
Sesame seed bun

>> No.12413992

>>12413504
>>12413527

T O P

I

E

R

>> No.12414028

Blonde headed boy in
Food filled chamber! I guess that’s
Why he’s so happy.

>> No.12414275
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12414275

One thousand burgers
Coat the table before me
"Dig in," says Donald

>> No.12414336

>>12412921
Trump in the White House
Burgers on silver platters
Abe contemplates this

>> No.12414495

Burgers on burgers
Stacked to the ceiling in droves
Shining like bullion

>> No.12414508

>>12412921
It would be funny
If this stupid president
Killed himself with drugs

>> No.12414521

>>12412979
I'll take two double cheese burgers and a large fries, please.

>> No.12414543

One more big mac please
I can feel my heart palpitate
Cherry blossoms fade

>> No.12414552

I always forget, what are the rules for a haiku?

>> No.12414562

>>12413769
5 7 5 syllables

>> No.12414574

A President can,
At the push of a button,
Have all the burgers

>> No.12414596
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12414596

>This thred

>> No.12414606

>>12414596
*thread
shit shitfuck

>> No.12414619

>>12414552
5 7 5 syllables
must contain an element of nature

>> No.12414623

>>12412937
Best one so far

>> No.12414625

Sesame seed stuck
In my teeth it resides now
Just my luck, "Fuck. Fuck..."

>> No.12414669

"Eat the burgs!", he waves
"Fill you up, yum yum!", he beams
"That one's mine" he glares

>> No.12414702

White House Feast today
Lincoln sighs with a desire
For some Chic Fil A

>> No.12414715

Piles of burgers stacked
Apropos, opprobrium
Look at them instead

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12414722

>>12412934
>I am oppressed by the liberal intelligentsia

>> No.12414723

two
two hundred
scoops
macs

>> No.12414764

>>12412958
a haiku is what you make it

>> No.12414787

>>12414723
>>12412934
>4 lines
Go back and do it right this time

>> No.12414795
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12414795

>>12414722

>> No.12414933

Abraham Lincoln
Sits behind Donald Trump and
In front: McDonalds

>> No.12414952

>>12413547
Beautiful

>> No.12415099

>>12414606
>correcting your typo with an astrisk in a second post
KILL YOURSELF

>> No.12415146

>>12412921
Tragedy to farce;
behind the new caligule
Coriolanus.

>> No.12415150

The grease slick splendour,
Glopping profusion surveyed
By a Halo’d Abe

>> No.12415153

>>12415099
autism

>> No.12415230

>>12412921
white house, orange man
want anything they inquire
yes he says, borgar

>> No.12415237

>>12415146
Nice

>> No.12415245

I believe that she
Will win. I believe that she
Will win. I believe

Show us the emails.
Swamp. Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp.
Show us the emails.

We are going to
Build a wall and Mexico
Is paying for it.

You had some very
Bad people, but also fine
People, on both sides.

Double McBurger
Is tasty. Fucking deny
It. Lincoln's a cuck.
A traitor, really.
We would have been better off
Without them, really.
Anyone who tells
You different is
Selling you a lie. Fake news.
Big Tasty Spicy
Barbecue. Chicken Strips. Coke.
Most of the Founding
Fathers, that is, the good ones?
German heritage.
Big Tasty Chicken
Bacon. What's the point? No beef?
Unamerican.

>> No.12415255

This isn't even a big deal. You guys just want to talk about Donald Trump

>> No.12415270

Well, President Trump
You are an odd fellow, but
you steam a good ham

>> No.12415285

>>12415255
This is a hyku thread. You have to admit there something compelling about piles of fast food in the White House dinning hall, stacked on silver platter are adorned under the calm watch of honest abe

>> No.12415306

"Count the boxes on
The table," he said. Eighty-
Seven. 3D chess.

>> No.12415361

fat orange man bad
aside from being a nonce
he eat the big mac

>> No.12415385

>>12415270
nice

>> No.12416212

>>12412921
Lincoln sits asking
Consider the following
"Too cheap to buy fries"

>> No.12416263
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12416263

>>12412921
the chad Obama
eats Five Guys burgers daily
the virgin Trump's fat

>> No.12416320

they laughed at me, but
each burger I consume makes
america great

>> No.12416330

>>12412921
what's lincoln thinking

>> No.12416347

>>12416330
>>12416212

>> No.12416402

>>12412979
just a medium size big mac meal thanks

>> No.12416476

Nice spread Mister Trump
But I really have to say
I prefer Arby's

>> No.12416556

My Patties and Buns
To which I am surrounded
Bathed in your Catsup

>> No.12416882
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12416882

American Pride
The face of no fucks given
5 more years to go

>> No.12416889

Billions and
Billions and billions
of burgers for you

>> No.12417357

Why do you faggots
Care about a cheeseburger
The bulbs bloom again

>> No.12417369

>>12415245
best in the thread

>> No.12417489

>>12412921
Double cheeseburger
Box after box after box
And also salad

>> No.12417500

what a fucking clown

>> No.12417522
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12417522

>>12412921
>Here is a picture
>Make the orange man look bad
Wow, what a shit thread

>> No.12417527

>>12417522
kek

>> No.12417529
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12417529

>you were here before
>Couldn't look you in the eye
>You're like an angel

>> No.12417548 [DELETED] 

i do not care
filets and macs are dank, man
those niggas ate good

>> No.12417557

i dont care, my guy
filets and macs are dank shit
those niggas ate good

>> No.12417559

>>12413825
>ごまパン
牛肉とチーズを刻んでください
>ごまパン

>> No.12417579

POOPY POOPY POO
I MAKE THE BIGGEST POOPY
LICK GIRL'S ASS, TASTE GOOD

>> No.12417586

SHE DON'T TAKE SHOWER
SHE FORCE ME TO LICK BUTTHOLE
I ENJOY THE TASTE

>> No.12417595

>>12412980
8/10

>> No.12417601

I CUM IN HER MOUTH
WE KISS, OPEN-MOUTH WITH TONGUE
I TASTE CUM IN MOUTH

>> No.12417605

I AM ON DOG LEASH
SHE PULL ME CLOSER, I CHOKE
I LIKE HER PUSSY

>> No.12417610

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I HAVE NO HOPE IN MY LIFE
PLEASE HELP ME: IN PAIN!

>> No.12417618

trump burger burger
burger burger burger trump
burger burger trump

>> No.12417637

Four score and seven
years ago... Wait a minute
Is that guy for real

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12417647

>>12417618

>> No.12417716
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12417716

>>12412921
Journalist too good
For 300 big macs with fries
But for Trump it's fine

>> No.12418152

He is a big guy.
The candelabra fire rises;
A happy meal, for you.

>> No.12418173

>>12415146
>>12415237
lol you guys are fags

>> No.12418196

President of US
The country’s meal plan is here
Get fatter you pigs

This society is cancer. Truely. Sadly.

>> No.12418202

man that is orange
eating fast food by himself
big guy needs big food

>> No.12418231

>>12412921
More American
Than apple pie is McDonald's
In the White House

>> No.12418273

Orange man's Big Mac
Tasty, greasy, good for me
Me play big ball game

>> No.12418279

Drumpf has served big macs
True American cuisine
Cherry blossoms fall

>> No.12418394

>>12412921
Processed, boxed
And branded with a logo
Corporation world

>> No.12418402

>>12413547
Jej

>> No.12418403

>>12412979
i'll take a shit in a cardboard box, thank you

>> No.12418413

He shares his bounty
The meal of the common folk
We don't like that, now

>> No.12418930

Nigger nigger nig
Nigger nigger nigger nog
Nigger nigger nig

>> No.12418937

The burgermeister
Hands raised aloft, grin is pained
Stomache ache for all

>> No.12419061

>>12418152
11/10

>> No.12419136

>>12412921
Orange man is bad
Feeding this food to the lads
War with Assad now

>> No.12419188

Green is the salad
Gold is the nuggets and room
Cement will be wall

>> No.12419272

>>12412921
He is the great one
The best president ever
To live in that house

>> No.12419284

Abraham above,
offered like his son, stares out.
It's gonna be huge.

>> No.12419316

dont understand haikus desu

>> No.12419319

>What is a burger
>A black football player eats
>Mogami River

>> No.12419579
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12419579

>>12418930
That's based and redpilled
This Anon made a good post
Fuck the janitors

>> No.12419665

Thought you'd be hungry
Sorry I got McDonalds
It was the closest

>> No.12419689

>>12412921
Two thousand all beef
Patties, special sauce, lettuce,
Cheese, pickles, onions

>> No.12420096

>>12412934
I think he did it as a joke boys.
I thought you lot were supposed to be smart and unbiased

>> No.12420125

This has to be one of the most bizarre pictures i have ever seen, we truly.live in the dankest timeline

>> No.12420132

>>12412921
A simple meal set
Out to be commented on
Intentionally

>> No.12421225

>>12412921
based
&
redpilled

>> No.12421238

>>12412921
gotta love the double standards literally every faggot on social media praises junk food but as soon orange man do it is seen as tacky if the president were obama or that cortez bitch everyone will be like "yas queen she is from the hood not that uptight cuisine that nobody likes"

>> No.12421248

>>12412921
Nigger nigger nigs
Nigger nigger nigger nigs
Nigger nigger nigs

>> No.12421260
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12421260

>>12419579
We must gas those kikes
Hang the blacks and shoot the spics
Fuck janny trannies

>> No.12421339

so the sun rises
our sins are made manifest
tendies for dinner

>> No.12421444

This man plays the press
Like Messiaen plays the organ
What about Russia?

>> No.12421609

The Tigers have won
Trump has broke convention;Yes!
Yes! Dinner is served!