/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12410535]

>It's so nice of you to take me out on this date and pay for all of my expenses. So, Anon, who are your favorite authors? Hmmm.... no females.... OK sweetie.

[Anonymous No.12410542]

But Rupi, you are my favourite author!

[Anonymous No.12410546]

>>12410535
That's right toots. Don't you forget it.

[Anonymous No.12410588]

>>12410535
Virginia woolf is one of my favorite authors though

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.12410650]

>>12410588
>aristocrat
>white
>looks down on commoners

[Anonymous No.12410656]

http://youtu.be/tkSNnR0aZTw

[Anonymous No.12410666]

>>12410650
>you
>namefag
>haven't offed yourself

[Anonymous No.12410668]

>tfw no qt curry rape victim gf

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.12410690]

>>12410666
I have been banned from 4Chan the site over 100 times. I have been banned from indiviusal subchans close to a 1000 times. I have been banned from many forums a collective of over 500 times. I have been banned from YouTube, twitter, and facebook. Every time I come back. I have been kicked/banned from /lit/ almost 25 times now, but I already have close to 100 decoy accounts monitoring the situation. I beat to my own drum. Nobody tells me what to do - you got it? I will come back and continue to come back stronger every time you kick/ban me. You understand? There is NO end to this. NEVER!!!

[Anonymous No.12410753]

>>12410690
Banned that many times and you still can't get it through your fucking head that nobody wants you here?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12410774]

>>12410753
I think this is his attempt at poetry

[Anonymous No.12410785]

>>12410774
What's this?

[Anonymous No.12410803]

>>12410774
Who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.12410850]

>>12410774
The way you address people makes it clear you're just attention seeking.
>His
Why not write as if you are speaking directly to me rather than as if you're talking to your imaginary 4channel friends you pathetic cunt.
Why even factor poetry into the conversation?

[Anonymous No.12410873]

>>12410850
What WAS meant by this >>12410785
??
?

[Anonymous No.12410893]

>>12410535
megan boyle
mira gonz

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!/qKRybJPyoB No.12410897]

>>12410850
I speak to communicate.
This poster >>12410690 is not me. I assume it to be a male, so I say "he"

>Why not write as if you are speaking directly to me
I can't see you. You will vanish after this brief conversation. You all appear to be imaginary this way.
>Why even factor poetry into the conversation?
1) I was pocking fun at him, 2) that is the thread's theme.

The picture was taken a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.12410898]

>>12410873

[Anonymous No.12410910]

>>12410897
I'm basically imaginary to most people.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!/qKRybJPyoB No.12410947]

>>12410910

[Anonymous No.12410948]

>>12410898

[Anonymous No.12410955]

>>12410666
From Satan's seed the sprout arose,
Delicately devouring the warm love of the Winter Sun
For purpose unknown.
His back stiffening
As his head slowly rises.
King of this tainted bit of earth
Which soil nourishes few.
A crown bestowed by Nemo.
What senseless life to stand so tall
And drip such precious nectar
For such One.

[Anonymous No.12410965]

>>12410947
Who's the poet/author?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!/qKRybJPyoB No.12410995]

>>12410965
Dickinson of course.

[Anonymous No.12410999]

>>12410910
Honorable pathology,
That which always brought him
To my thread - Anon.
Through storms of derision,
Upbraiding, and condescension.
Toiling always.
Even in sleep.
Heart tormented.
Unwanted.
Despised.
Until he was gone.

[Anti-/lit/ !N4bnZoKwfU No.12411018]

An inability to grasp women's ability to write is at the very least a total unfamiliarity with Emily Dickinson.

[Anonymous No.12411019]

>>12410947
Sink, log.
Sink.
The log finds the hole
At the bottom of the bog.

[Anonymous No.12411035]

>>12410999
perfect.

[Anonymous No.12411039]

>>12410535
Except I said George Eliot, which was a pen name for a woman author. You would have known that if you actually cared about literature

[Anonymous No.12411047]

>>12410690
>>12410897
Please quit clogging threads with streams of inane arguments, especially when it all stems from a useless and aggressive post. I don't know which of you keeps doing it, or if it's both, but I sincerely implore you to, prior to pressing post, reread your response twice and ask yourself if it contributes anything useful to the discussion. No, calling someone out as a racist or sexist for liking a white patriarchal author is not useful, and it is hardly related.

[Anonymous No.12411085]

>>12410535

[Anonymous No.12411106]

>>12411047
What price is paid
Hunting for a flower
Whose petals have long since
Wilted to a crisp?
What sweet aroma
Did you dream
Once rose from this artifact?
Salmon?
Primrose?
Musk?

[Anonymous No.12411132]

>>12411039
The bellows drawn
And pumped.
The sound of pounding heat.
A worthless piece of scrap
Stark white in this moment.
The hammer STRIKES!
And STRIKES!
And STRIKES!
To what profit is the forging of this blade?

[Anonymous No.12411137]

This is how I recognize an authentic poet: by frequenting him, living a long time in the intimacy of his work, something changes in myself, not so much my inclinations or my tastes as my very blood, as if a subtle disease had been injected to alter its course, its density and nature. To live around a true poet is to feel your blood run thin, to dream a paradise of anemia, and to hear, in your veins, the rustle of tears

[Anonymous No.12411154]

>>12411137
Are you trying to stanch my vibe, Emil?

[Anonymous No.12411908]

>it's another butterfuck thread
based!

[Anonymous No.12412626]

>>12410535
women are NPCs, discussing literature or abstract ideas in general is pretty much pointless

[Anonymous No.12412632]

why are nonwhite women in white countries so insufferable?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !XIxc6BpKnU No.12412657]

>>12410897
This is not the real trip, please ignore everything he posts.

[Anonymous No.12412676]

>>12411085

Nice.

[Anonymous No.12412693]

>>12410785
Imagine sucking on those titties mmmm

[Anonymous No.12412907]

I want to be called sweetie by a girl so badly, desu. Not in a condescending way, but one that show she cares for me. Oh, gosh, there is nothing in this world like being cared for by a woman. Truly, there is nothing like it. All the ills of any of the men in the world disappear instantly at the soft, tender touch of a loving woman. Women are the zenith of all-creation. Oh gosh, when they call you such endearing names, and embrace you in their softness simultaneously, what greater joy lies in this life?

[Anonymous No.12412920]

>>12412907
based mommyposter has blessed the thread

[Anonymous No.12412963]

>>12412657
>People are alraedy coping this faggot
You deserve everything bad that happens to you, you mongoloid piece of human shit.
All your posts are uber-tier retarded anyway, a fountain of iliteracy and idiocy, so it would be better to let other people post some more decent shit using you faggot ass name.

[Anonymous No.12412965]

>>12410690
thanks, the cringe just paralysed me from the neck down and my penis has fallen off.

[Anonymous No.12412976]

>>12410535
>pay for all of my expenses

All of the women I've ever dated have always paid for whatever they ordered. The only people who believe men, in this day and age, still have to pay for their dates are incels and autists.
Nice bait tho.

[Anonymous No.12412982]

>>12410690
Thanks for confirming to me that you are really a brain dead tripfag.
Sustaining that many bans just for the sake of saying to yourself "No one is goin to stop me!!!!" cringe shit is really the final nail in the coffin for your retardedness

[Anonymous No.12413041]

>>12412907
based

[Anonymous No.12413299]

>>12410535
She's very attractive but something that always gets me about these people is the weird sideburns.

[Anonymous No.12413323]

>>12410690
Why do you spend so much time on here? That seems unhealthy.

Are you 600 lbs?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » /qKRybJPyoB No.12413330]

>>12410897
>>12410774
>>12412657
I think it's humorous how Anons have evolved and adapted. Instead of outright insulting me every time I post on a thread, they result to use my name and make posts of their own.

[Anonymous No.12413355]

>>12410785
nice tits, what are those? 32Cs, right?

[Anonymous No.12413361]

>>12410785
>>12413355
face looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.12413372]

>>12410650
>aristocrat

Where?

[Anonymous No.12413391]

>>12413330
GAY GAY GAY GAY

[Anonymous No.12413399]

>>12410948
she needs to get those pierced asap

[Anonymous No.12413412]

>>12410690
just get out of your house and try and do something with your life dude this shit is truly sad

[Anonymous No.12413428]

>>12410785
Should I do her a cum tribute and post it here?

[Anonymous No.12413455]

>>12410785
More plz

[Anonymous No.12413520]

>>12410535
I do not read books written by women, because none of them have anything profound to say. it's all self-serving and narcissistic. Men wrote books to explore life, Women write books to sell themselves.

[Anonymous No.12413526]

Harper Lee and Mary Shelley are like required reading for every American high school student what more do you want from me bitch

[Anonymous No.12413533]

>>12413520
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.12413539]

>>12410535
>using 'female' as a noun

[Anonymous No.12413569]

>>12413533
Stay mad. One day you'll realize that when don't really contribute to conversation or meaning in any way. Anytime a female writer writes a book you can pretty much guarantee that there's a book with a similar topic/theme/tone/style written by a Man that is vastly superior.

[Anonymous No.12413592]

>>12413428
>>12413455
The writer who has done some stupid things in his youth, upon his debut, is like a woman with a shameful past. Never forgiven, never forgotten.

[Anonymous No.12413635]

>>12413592
Post more and blur the face plz

[Anonymous No.12413668]

>>12413592
bruh look at this square head

[Anonymous No.12413699]

>>12412907
Your poetic spacing sucks. Otherwise breddi gud.

[Anonymous No.12413725]

>>12413361
I, too, have this problem. I installed pic related all over my house to help alleviate the symptoms.

[Anonymous No.12413791]

>>12410785
who is this

[Anonymous No.12413797]

>>12411137
IS THIS BUTTERFLYFAG? HE/SHE CAN STAY

[Anonymous No.12413842]

>>12413791
Our resident stoked-on-itself tranny has returned. Consider yourself blessed with it's presence. KIM Rule 1: Regardless of the topic posted in the OP - if you see a Butterfly post in the thread, then the main topic of conversation is Butterfly. All else is just distractive dross.

[Anonymous No.12413852]

>>12413842
is it really a tranny?

[Anonymous No.12413966]

>>12413852
Go ahead and jerk it to them before you find out either way. HURRY YOURE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

[Anonymous No.12413977]

>>12410535
Who do you think HD is?

[Anonymous No.12414070]

>>12410893

[Anonymous No.12414075]

>>12414070

[Anonymous No.12414083]

>>12414075

[Anonymous No.12414177]

>>12410690
Based

[Anonymous No.12414288]

>>12411018
based

[Anonymous No.12414322]

Thread derailed. More braless tranny pics

[Anonymous No.12414362]

>>12410650
>>12410690
>>12410774
>>12410947
>>12410995
>>12413330
Faggot

[Anonymous No.12414683]

>>12410535
Whenever I see her face I have this desire to bring a sharp spoon to the edge of her cheekbones to see if I can extract or rather peel her from herself not unlike an eager child to an eager caramel sorbet. I refuse to believe a man has been in bed with her and not been tempted to compare her backside to a number of awfully droll wallpaper swatches with a mild sense of curiosity, quickly vanquished of course by the stench of her no-doubt pungent clunge.

[Anonymous No.12414699]

>implying that I'm paying for your meal when you don't know that Virginia Woolf is female

[Anonymous No.12414748]

>>12414070
>>12414075
>>12414083
are her books (?) like these posts or

[Anonymous No.12414827]

>>12414748
>are her books (?) like these posts or
>wait - what?
>looks on web
>holy shit, she does write books
>Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee
With a title like that, I would assume that the answer to your question is "yes".

[Anonymous No.12415180]

>female
>don't read female authors
I don't have an image for this feel. I just read books that sound good or are highly recommended, and inevitably they're all written by males.

[Anonymous No.12415186]

>>12414683
Really? I just want to stick my dick in her mouth whenever I see her picture and ejaculate all over it.

[Anonymous No.12415202]

>>12415180
Unironically Wuthering Heights and that's literally it (Maybe Middlemarch gets a pass too, maybe)

[Anonymous No.12415228]

>>12410535
So this
is what
word of mouth has come
to amarketbound to
where

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12415510]

>>12413852
No.
Tran-men wear makeup. They take pains to look feminine. I hate makeup on myself and so don’t look femme enough for anon. Obviously I don’t give a fuck.

>>12414075
Fuckin weird foot fetishist

[Anonymous No.12415655]

>>12415510
>Obviously I don’t give a fuck.
If that were true then you wouldn't have replied

[Anonymous No.12415671]

Greatest Female Writers

-- Ayn Rand [Rank Among Females: 1] [Rank Among All Genders: 136]
-- Agathe Christie [Rank Among Females: 2] [Rank Among All Genders: 481]
-- Nancy Dowd [Rank Among Females: 3] [Rank Among All Genders: 1,049]

[Anonymous No.12415715]

>>12410535
What if she said it like
>It's OK sweetie, I understand you're a boy who wants to be a man. I love you regardless and unconditionally, despite my ideological beliefs. Give me a kiss.

[Anonymous No.12415734]

>>12415715
Ahhhh, as the Mommyposter I'd love this so much.

[Anonymous No.12415763]

>>12410535
:Kaur imagines Dickinson's time as the estuarean tautology of a Goddess in Derridean Logos: The simple appears as God's condo of becoming:

[Anonymous No.12415770]

>>12415671
-- Cool [Rank Among Cool: 1] [Rank Among Uncool: LAST]

[Anonymous No.12415782]

>>12410535
she has a disturbingly small forehead. In a way it's good, since it's almost like her body is being upright and honest about her stupidity

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12415788]

>>12415655
No, I mean I don’t care to look attractive to any of you.

>>12415671
Rand ranking #1 among women? Hahaha. She ranks #1 among ayncaps and they have maybe a dozen women in their ranks

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12415795]

>>12415782
It’s a low hairline.

[Anonymous No.12415801]

>>12415788
Are you a real girl, and if so, can you please tell me if there are ordinary women out there who desire to dominate a more submissive and sweet type of male?

[Anonymous No.12415815]

>>12415801
I'm not her, but I'm an average woman with fantasies about dominating a sweet (and younger) man.

[Anonymous No.12415826]

>>12410535
>So, Anon, who are your favorite authors?

I'm OK with paying for your stuff, but don't ever fucking ask me a loaded question again or I'll take your eyeball out with the dessert spoon.

[Anonymous No.12415851]

>>12415815
Oh my gosh, I don't mean to trouble you but would you mind explaining yourself further? Such as why you desire to, whether you know others who do too, and whether you consider there to be anything wrong with me for wanting a Mommy GF? I don't know if you're really a woman, and I imagine girls mostly don't use 4chan, but I'll trust you here and hopefully you aren't just pranking me. Is the image I've attached okay for a man to desire, from your female perspective?

If there're any details about yourself you can share, regarding life circumstances that may have driven you to liking this, whether you think that women are societally indoctrinated to desire dominance but many of them actually wish to be dominant themselves, and anything else a Mommyanon like me would benefit from knowing, I'd appreciate it so much. It's my only real desire in life - to be loved by and love back a Mommy GF. Yet I see almost nothing anywhere either in real-life or online (save for manga and similar, niche outlets, not even ordinary literature) that corresponds to this ultimate dream of mine.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12415856]

>>12415801
I would imagine so. It’s a hard slog trying to find the mates that match. You just have to start. Build up a resilience to rejection, keep loving and respecting yourself too

[Anonymous No.12415860]

>>12410535
Okay what is Dua Lipa doing there??

[Anonymous No.12415876]

>>12410535
I dislike females
They want you to cum in their faces, spit them, beat them, bite them. It's fucking sick and I feel dirty for doing it and for being weak enough to know I'll end up doing it again

[Anonymous No.12415943]

>>12415856
What city/state do you live in Butterfly?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12416058]

>>12415943

[Anonymous No.12416072]

>>12412907

please delete this senpai

[Anonymous No.12416073]

>>12415851
NTA but you know there's a shit load of women interested in light femdom? It's not exactly the particular brand of degeneracy shown in your pic. But it seems like sort of the same thing just with other shit thrown in. You may not like it, but they're gonna wanna do buttstuff. Not their butt, YOUR butt. let yourself get pegged and they'll probably be happy enough to play along with all the mommy shit afterwards. THere's like a whole thread dedicated to it on girlchan

[Anonymous No.12416128]

>>12415734
I only now noticed your post
Life is not fair senpai, when will our time come

[Anonymous No.12416140]

>>12416058
Ugly person face.

[Anonymous No.12416157]

>>12415788
>#1 among ayncaps
Rand is LfCap not AnCap. Those niggers prefer Rothbard to her.

[Anonymous No.12416194]

>>12412907
Wish i could disagree

[Anonymous No.12416216]

>>12415510
>weird foot fetishist
Anti-Semite detected.

[Anonymous No.12416238]

>>12415801
Yes, they would be glad to spend you for what you are worth and dump your carcass in a ditch.

[Anonymous No.12416327]

CHARLOTTE BRONTE WAS A SAINT YOU BROWN NAMED AFTER MONEY BITCH

[Anonymous No.12416484]

>>12412907
all recorded non-trivial relationships in human history have been same sex hetero people. Stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.12416593]

>>12416484
I don't know what this means, I'm straight? Also, what is "same-sex hetero"?

[Anonymous No.12417008]

>>12416073
No, anon, I'm not into that at all. Never. But what is girlchan?

[Anonymous No.12417407]

>>12417008
I'm not going to tell you because then you'll go and and start posting your
>oh gosh, oh gee, wont you be my mommy
And then it's spoiled and I can't lurk anymore because I may as well be reading 4chan. They're inundated with robo-cels enough as is.

[Anonymous No.12417425]

>>12417407
Anon, I promise I won't do that if you tell me what it is. I'm actually leaving this site after tonight, as I said here >>12417245 So you can trust me that I'm departing from the chans, friend. But if you don't tell me, that's okay too. My intention was only to browse, and I was curious as to what I'd see. But if it's not clean, and has references to sexual acts, then it wouldn't really be for me anyway, since I'm not into those things.

[Anonymous No.12417482]

>>12415788
>butternigger commie butthurt over peak female performance
Lovin every laf

[Anonymous No.12417507]

has anyone actually called her out on her shit or is that career suicide

[Anonymous No.12417511]

>>12417425
Having read your post I surely loathe you, mommyposter. Be gone and leave the rest of us to ferment in our wretchedness.

I aint tellin you shit

[Anonymous No.12419113]

>>12417511
"Representatives of the fairer sex, however loud their voices among analysts, do not seem to have given their all to remove the seal of secrecy... perhaps because underneath this veil of sexuality, there is nothing there."

- Lacan

[Anonymous No.12419160]

>>12415510