How do I respond?

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Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:45:02 2019 No.12385728 [Reply] [Original]

How do I respond?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:46:31 2019 No.12385738 You don’t

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:47:03 2019 No.12385743 File: 30 KB, 528x468, oh no dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You didn't really say that did you, anon? The posting time and the timestamp on the phone are uncomfortably close Anon, please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:48:07 2019 No.12385745 >>12385728 >James Joyce, Tolstoy, the list goes on... Also >Joyce >tolstoy >"classics" Fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:48:09 2019 No.12385746 >>12385738 this guy gets it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:49:19 2019 No.12385750 Just ask her what Harry Potter house she is and why she's interested in such dirty books

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:53:11 2019 No.12385768 >>12385728 I dare you to respond "Cringe"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:53:50 2019 No.12385774 File: 289 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_2019-01-10-20-53-33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385743 Lmao @ this incel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:53:54 2019 No.12385775 >>12385728 she said "I'll admit it", which means she acknowledges it as a guilty pleasure. literally nothing wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:54:10 2019 No.12385777 >>12385728 >I read them many years ago, I'm not interested in those books anymore.

Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:54:10 2019 No.12385778
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>>12385728
You're honestly more insufferable than her. Young woman re-reading Harry Potter is infinitely less cringeworthy than someone who casually mentions Joyce, Tolstoy and de Sade in conversation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:55:10 2019 No.12385787 >>12385728 You're a pretentious faggot, OP. That was really cringe. I honestly suggest ghosting her to avoid further humiliating yourself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:55:19 2019 No.12385789 File: 55 KB, 429x571, 1507834640808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:55:54 2019 No.12385794 >>12385774 Are you purposely being retarded because she’s ugly? Or is this unironically how you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:56:03 2019 No.12385795 >>12385787 Lol maaaaad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:57:03 2019 No.12385799 >>12385794 I am sophisticated and intelligent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:57:06 2019 No.12385800 >>12385778 This >>12385775 and this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:57:43 2019 No.12385804 File: 81 KB, 473x558, big_dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:58:42 2019 No.12385808 >>12385794 How is she ugly? Not a cartoon? Too old for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:59:38 2019 No.12385812 File: 13 KB, 220x239, 220px-Jacques_Ellul_crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 ebin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 10 23:59:58 2019 No.12385814 >>12385774 >This weekend, perhaps? >mayhaps on our trip to ye olde tavern, milady, we can swing past ye menagerie for a sprig of thyme and some onions for the Sunday stew

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:00:20 2019 No.12385818 File: 190 KB, 688x907, 1545974385812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:00:20 2019 No.12385819 >>12385728 post a picture of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:00:21 2019 No.12385820 >>12385808 OP here. She's actually very attractive. That picture is just super small. I'd link her instagram but you're all a bunch of fags so nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:01:14 2019 No.12385821 >>12385808 She is not, >>12385774 is retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:01:20 2019 No.12385822 >>12385794 She isn't a body pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:01:22 2019 No.12385823 >>12385814 that is a completely normal thing to say you butthurt autist.

>>	Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 00:01:48 2019 No.12385825 This thread is stupid. It should be pruned or deleted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:02:09 2019 No.12385828 >>12385814 Underrated

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:02:11 2019 No.12385829
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>>12385774
Jesus Christ, this is hands down some of the cringiest shit I've ever seen.

> fucking name dropping Hegel and his meme book for no reason out of nowhere to make sure she thinks that you're smart
> saying "some people say it's boring and 'tough'" like you're soooooo much smarter
> bashing your own race for validation from a w*m*n
> "that just evoked intense nostalgia within me" REALLY? just hearing the name of Harry Potter made you intensely nostalgic?? are you some faggot? people mention that series often, you must always be nostalgic and longing for the past, harsh living!

> I'm busy Saturday night
she's going out with Chad, she's gonna get fucked by him so hard, maybe, just maybe she jerks you off if she doesn't ghost you by then or cancel on you

good luck faggot!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:02:51 2019 No.12385833 >>12385808 She is not, >>12385794 is retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:03:03 2019 No.12385834 File: 2.57 MB, 220x212, 1510725516358.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 how

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:03:03 2019 No.12385835 >>12385778 This is true, OP you come across as very tryhard and wannabe. You're lucky she's down to grab a drink with you, must be a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:03:11 2019 No.12385837 >>12385829 Hahahahahaha holy fuck imagine being THIS butthurt. Incel as fuck lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:03:39 2019 No.12385838 >>12385774 >>12385728 > tfw i know this girl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u don fucked up OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:04:41 2019 No.12385842 >>12385838 Yeah I'm sure you went to high school with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:05:00 2019 No.12385844 >>12385838 hahahahahahhaahaahahahahhhahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:05:33 2019 No.12385848 >>12385820 Screenshot a bigger pic of her and prove she’s not ugly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:06:00 2019 No.12385852 >>12385835 THIS. OP has to be a cutie or she has to be really retarded to fall for his pseudery (some girls want to try the "quirky philosophy major" type in college, always to be sorely disappointed by their sexual performance)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:06:07 2019 No.12385853 >>12385838 please don't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:06:20 2019 No.12385855 >>12385837 I'd rather be incel than be this beta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:07:04 2019 No.12385858 >>12385855 You're both

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:07:06 2019 No.12385859 File: 39 KB, 384x406, 1546672250967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Op says the most autistic and cringy shit possible >Stacey still responds enthusiastically

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:07:06 2019 No.12385860 >>12385774 honestly props i just fucking died laughing, this shit is great. I do this stuff on tinder too but I'm actually a sincere softboi about it, works pretty well for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:07:09 2019 No.12385861 Found her on Goodreads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:07:31 2019 No.12385862 >>12385838 gib the proofs

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:07:40 2019 No.12385865

>>12385852
She might be rarted but I bet she's fine, probably just had nothing lined up for saturday and OP's decently good looking.
Thankfully 99% of guys have weird come-on personas, and girls have learned to actually meet us after the first few strange conversations and get to know the real us and form an opinion on that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:08:24 2019 No.12385868 >>12385860 >>12385859 Thanks boys it feels good to be a 6'2 Chad.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:08:50 2019 No.12385870

>>12385842
nah, had a class with her as a freshman in college. she is cute, very naive tho. actually has a father i'm pretty sure. OP better not ruin her with his gay philosophy atheist trash.

> "read this -enter gay atheist meme book-"
> she actually reads it and it has an impact
> dyes hair
> gets tattoo
> starts smoking weed
> gets piercings on belly and nipples

the effect of OP's homosexual pseudness will definitely create a feminist dyke out of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:08:53 2019 No.12385872 File: 5 KB, 250x187, smug frodo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:11:24 2019 No.12385878 File: 306 KB, 464x450, Screen Shot 2019-01-10 at 10.10.48 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lauren "thousand cock stare" collegegirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:11:47 2019 No.12385881 File: 103 KB, 252x249, vinny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 shit dog

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:12:27 2019 No.12385885 File: 222 KB, 428x458, Screen Shot 2019-01-10 at 10.11.37 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lauren "will take ur fucking soul during sex leaving you sad and empty" collegegirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:12:31 2019 No.12385886 >>12385878 Literally just zoomed in. Pathetic faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:12:48 2019 No.12385888 >>12385852 >some girls want to try the "quirky philosophy major" type in college, always to be sorely disappointed by their sexual performance This is discusting. Degrading sexual relations based on meme stereotypes.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jan 11 00:12:52 2019 No.12385889 File: 29 KB, 499x382, 1547069410467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385870 >hegel >atheist trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:12:57 2019 No.12385891 >>12385885 >>12385878 kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:13:30 2019 No.12385893 lauren "totally not a satanist" collegegirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:13:30 2019 No.12385894 >>12385774 Jesus... this is why I tell people not to read. You end up like this guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:13:33 2019 No.12385895 >>12385870 What college? I went to the same school listed on her profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:13:47 2019 No.12385896 >>12385889 fuck off already

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:14:44 2019 No.12385898 >>12385889 What is even the point of this? You could literally make the same thing with men [yellls at her]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:14:47 2019 No.12385899 File: 192 KB, 504x478, Screen Shot 2019-01-10 at 10.12.40 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lauren "i rape u" collegegirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:15:53 2019 No.12385906 >>12385895 UoA, we talking about the same girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:15:56 2019 No.12385907 >>12385889 How can you even like women? Like holy shit get some self respect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:16:02 2019 No.12385908 >>12385774 The saddest thing about this is I will bet money that OP has never read one book by Hegel or (other than Dubliners) Joyce in full.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:16:14 2019 No.12385910
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If you do meet, you will probably bore her to death.
Even if she's the submissive type ('oh you're so smart! anon i don't know how to respond, I didn't start with the greeks') I guess the challenge will be in seducing her with other means rather than "pure intellect".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:16:27 2019 No.12385911 File: 608 KB, 1015x764, no.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385823 No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:17:13 2019 No.12385915 >>12385906 >U of A Nope not at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:17:28 2019 No.12385917 File: 274 KB, 650x700, Screen Shot 2019-01-10 at 10.16.14 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lauren "666 devil kyke evil wmn scum monster demon succubus satan lucifer esoteric shaytanism 666 gib shekels for alcohol" collegegirl

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:17:28 2019 No.12385918
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>>12385774
>If you ever have time I highly recommend Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit.

For my own sanity, I'm choosing to believe you're just memeing for (You)'s. Nobody this autistic can pull off that easily, good job Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:17:29 2019 No.12385920 >>12385889 this tweet has always made me incredibly sad, i hope to heaven it isn't true for most girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:17:30 2019 No.12385919 >>12385910 You mean like OP's overwhelming physical prowess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:17:40 2019 No.12385921 >>12385911 without the comma, which you added in your mind by projecting specific preconceived notions, it very much is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:18:25 2019 No.12385924 >>12385920 Shut up pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:19:01 2019 No.12385927 >>12385908 I've read Hegel but much prefer Marx sorry. Read a lot of Joyce. Finished War and Peace last year. Why are you so bitter anon? Are you still virgin virgin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:19:16 2019 No.12385928 >>12385921 I'm not disputing that it's normal to suggest a time and date to meet for drinks with someone. The way he did it tho...Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:20:01 2019 No.12385932 >>12385918 Thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:20:24 2019 No.12385935 >>12385919 not just that, more about wit and good physical language

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:21:07 2019 No.12385937 >>12385928 it’s really easy to use the word “perhaps” without sounding like a pseud. conversation is 99% intonation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:21:33 2019 No.12385938 >>12385918 Have you considered the possibility that OP set up another account with a gril's picture and has been writing to himself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:22:55 2019 No.12385942 >>12385938 Literally impossible to do. He's using bumble. Also if this was a fake account he could have used a waaay hotter woman.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jan 11 00:23:42 2019 No.12385946 >>12385938 holy shit the COPE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:23:50 2019 No.12385948 >>12385942 She looks really average, that would be exactly what i'd use.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:24:16 2019 No.12385950 >>12385944 You're not OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:25:17 2019 No.12385957 >>12385948 Stop trying to make yourself feel better loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:26:00 2019 No.12385960 >>12385774 Absolutely disgusting

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jan 11 00:26:16 2019 No.12385961 >>12385948 She looks fine. You just have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:27:28 2019 No.12385964 >>12385868 >I love being the tallest manlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:27:32 2019 No.12385965 File: 143 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guess what she said boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:27:39 2019 No.12385966 >>12385961 Is average not fine?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:28:47 2019 No.12385967 >>12385965 Lol anon you didn't...please no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:28:48 2019 No.12385968 >>12385774 This is the cringiest conversation ever. I’m shocked that airhead accepted to a date

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:28:52 2019 No.12385969 >>12385858 I'm a chad volcel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:29:05 2019 No.12385970 File: 622 KB, 662x1176, Screen Shot 2019-01-10 at 9.26.28 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Virgin insincere chad vs the Chad sincere virgin

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jan 11 00:29:05 2019 No.12385971 >>12385965 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:29:50 2019 No.12385975 >>12385968 He's obviously being sarcastic you autist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:30:42 2019 No.12385980 >>12385774 Cringe >>12385965 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:31:21 2019 No.12385985 >>12385957 You seem upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:32:10 2019 No.12385991 >>12385980 What is your favorite curry, Sanjay Poojah Gupta?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:32:29 2019 No.12385995 File: 146 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385967 >>12385971 >>12385980 this is how a chad does it, take notes OP. stop pretending ur smart and be humble before a real aryan male

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:33:05 2019 No.12385999 >>12385965 Pls post what she said

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:33:20 2019 No.12386001 >>12385991 I haven't had any of those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:33:22 2019 No.12386002 >>12385965 Now THIS is what I call EPIC

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:34:07 2019 No.12386003 >>12385995 Ebin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:34:26 2019 No.12386008 File: 64 KB, 620x348, Kierkegaard01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 >Imagine being a Hegel fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:35:15 2019 No.12386010 >>12385995 >reabsorb the semen did they swallow it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:35:19 2019 No.12386011 >>12385868 tfw 5'5'' and have nearly 80 matches in 2 weeks. I'm a chadlet I guess? kinda surprised because it's obvious from my pics that I'm short too standing next to other girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:36:05 2019 No.12386015 >>12385995 Based Mexican chad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:36:06 2019 No.12386016 >>12385975 No he fucking isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:37:05 2019 No.12386020 >>12385774 I hate you for suggesting someone read Phenomenology of Spirit as their first book of philosophy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:37:19 2019 No.12386021 >>12386011 OP here. Wish we could be wingmen my man. Props to you. Incels will never understand how good sex without paying is.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:38:23 2019 No.12386022

>>12385927
>I've read Hegel but much prefer Marx sorry.
>Read a lot of Joyce.
Funny how you never mentioned the word finished. I am saying this so you can realize you are a perfect archetype of the "college kid who's 40 pages into infinite jest but won't stop talking about how he's reading it". I obviously hit your soft spot, seeing as you tried to insult me right after hehe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:38:32 2019 No.12386023 >>12386020 Oh come on you should be thanking me for keeping more pseuds away. I probably am one but at least I admit it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:38:52 2019 No.12386024 >>12386021 Yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:39:33 2019 No.12386026 >>12386022 Funny how you're autistic. I can't imagine being this rattled because you can't get dates with women lol.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:40:02 2019 No.12386028 Imagine being an incel in 2019

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:40:28 2019 No.12386030 >>12386020 Because it's not about bettering the other person, it's just an empty name drop so the girl can think of him as an intellectual. Also so he can feel superior if she attempts to read it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:42:21 2019 No.12386034 >>12386010 No, the technique is literally reabsorbing it with the head of the penis ahahah very epic

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:43:25 2019 No.12386037

>>12386021
only thing that pisses me off is that it's holidays right now so half these matches are like 100-200 miles away from uni. Dumb girls swiping in my city. Of course they just instantly give up their snaps so now I have like an entourage of 20 girls who I've never met but are down to get coffee when they're back in town who just obsessively follow my stories and snap me and shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:43:42 2019 No.12386038 >>12386030 If you want to better a person you don't fuckin give them Hegel unironically. Fuckin continentalfags Jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:44:03 2019 No.12386041 >>12386010 That is what the Maasai do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:44:44 2019 No.12386047 >>12386037 Good man

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:45:56 2019 No.12386052

>>12386026
I'll accept being autistic as long as you accept that you are the type of guy to "tries to leave his copy of infinite jest in the most noticeable place possible" when people come over. That's who you are. I don't care about the girl. This is a literature board and you only say you read to seem like an intellectual. You even admit it >>12386023

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:47:07 2019 No.12386056 Why do people have sex with random people all the time? I've never had such a desire yet I seldom see people who feel the same as I.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:47:54 2019 No.12386060 >>12386038 I know, that's what I just said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:48:42 2019 No.12386064 >>12386038 That's why I hate him for recommending Hegel. If he actually wanted to get her into philosophy and not just show her how smart he is he unironically should have recommended her some of Plato's dialogues

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:48:50 2019 No.12386066 >>12386056 jews and media

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:49:25 2019 No.12386069 Nice larp

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:49:54 2019 No.12386071

>>12386052

I haaate Infinite Jest and DFW in general.I'm not truly a pseud but regardless of what I say you whiny incels will accuse me of that. I just don't like the same philosophers you do. You would probably call me a pseud for saying my favorite philosophers/academics are Camus, Arendt and Marx although I've finished all their works. Grow up my man some people don't like the things you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:50:30 2019 No.12386073 >>12386056 t. Incel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:50:56 2019 No.12386077 >>12386064 >Plato Ok go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:51:34 2019 No.12386079 >>12386071 Explain what you actually like about Hegel

Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 00:52:32 2019 No.12386085

>>12386056
Because they've willfully or unwittingly detached themselves from the personal, emotional and human dimension of coitus and are trying to revert back to Edenic ape sex as a way of-- respectively-- avoiding morality or coping with the devastating effects of sexual transgressions they have experienced.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:54:28 2019 No.12386092 >>12386079 Hegel unironically exposed me to a dialectical way of thought when I was a young brainlet and changed the way I view reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:54:58 2019 No.12386094 File: 545 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP come back when you've got full permission to do anything to her, autistic freak

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:56:25 2019 No.12386099 File: 76 KB, 660x330, the mission.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12386028 Imagine not being volcel for the past 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:56:27 2019 No.12386100 what is this broken engrish shit here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:56:30 2019 No.12386101 >>12386094 Stop talking to yourself

Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 00:58:00 2019 No.12386105

>>12386071
You have not read the complete works of Marx, of that I am certain. You may have made some progress through the stupid paperbacks of Camus, maybe even all of them (God bless your patient soul), less likely read Arendt, possible though.

More likely you watched some David Harvey lectures on Pseudtube, picked at the first 50 pages of Capital, read most of the Manifesto, read the Stranger in high school, read part so Myth of Sisyphus as a teenager before getting bored, possibly one of his other shitty fictions like Exile and the Kingdom or The Plague, and possibly read Eichman in Jerusalem and a bit of Origins of Totalitarianism.

Am I right, or am I right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:59:20 2019 No.12386109 >>12385774 Wow this board has changed. Props op, i cant believe these newfags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 00:59:20 2019 No.12386110 >>12385728 She has a wonderful writing style. Her interlocutor just reads like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:01:12 2019 No.12386115 File: 176 KB, 428x510, myfacewhen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 >that just evoked intense nostalgia within me >I highly recommend Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:01:28 2019 No.12386116 Why would you recommend Hegel to someone reading Harry Potter? Philosophy isn't for everyone, nor is literature (as one can see in the case of you and the woman)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:01:43 2019 No.12386117 >>12385728 Why the fuck are you telling her you're reading de Sade and 50 Shades of Gray? If she's smart she'll recognize you as a satyr in leather pants. You may as well just ask her if she's into dogging.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:02:46 2019 No.12386124

>>12386105

>let me tell you what you have read

Yeah see as I said before it's pointless to argue with you fags because you'll just believe what you want to. Eh, doesn't matter anyway. Enjoy reading your favorite philosophy books all alone until you die. I'll have a cute girl blowing me while I tell her about Freud and unconscious desires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:03:48 2019 No.12386131 >>12386116 He's memeing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:04:44 2019 No.12386135 >>12385965 You're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:06:46 2019 No.12386146 File: 469 KB, 750x1334, IMG_2825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] now what she gonna say, legit nervous this time, i'm not this autistic, i just did this for you /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:08:00 2019 No.12386149 >>12386146 stop texting yourself retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:08:58 2019 No.12386153 File: 64 KB, 600x600, 1545387468119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12386146 She'll say yes anyways anon You're fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:09:03 2019 No.12386154 >>12386124 https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:09:52 2019 No.12386158 >>12386154 >leddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:10:14 2019 No.12386159 >>12386146 No sunglasses emojis, she's gonna say nah later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:13:36 2019 No.12386166 >>12386124 You probably are so insecure that you need to post this to feel better about yourself. Get a life man, and stop making shit threads on /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:14:33 2019 No.12386171 >>12386166 Oh definitely struck a nerve

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:14:40 2019 No.12386172 >>12386124 You are probably are so insecure that you need to post this to feel better about yourself. Get a life dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:15:14 2019 No.12386175 >All these autists who don't realize that OP brought up Hegel as joke You guys are depressing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:16:18 2019 No.12386181 >>12386175 It was surprising more people didn't realize this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:18:16 2019 No.12386190 >>12386172 >>12386166 Posting so furiously incel didn't realize he memed twice. What a pathetic loser lmao. E N R A G E D

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:18:20 2019 No.12386191
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>>12386153
>>12386159
not a yes, but a perfectly reasonable response from her (she still wants it tonight even after reading that HAHAHAHA). i think i'm done teasing her tho so i decided to tone it down, need to control my autism before i do actually say the wrong thing lol but anyways >>12385728 OP ur a faggot and u'll never be as cute and funny as me, you won't be able to meme as cool as me and push the boundaries w/o losing out on poosay (not that poosay is really super great), u'll also never know ancient aryan sex techniques

i would go bang this girl but i had some wine tonight and already took my melatonin, a man can't drive like this. will stay home, withhold my semen and sleep very well w/o the pooshay

OP if you were memeing, then i respect the game, very nice, if you were serious, then yikes. still gotta give u props tho if you got that far.

Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 01:21:53 2019 No.12386209

>>12386124
>I'll have a cute girl blowing me while I tell her about Freud and unconscious desires.

Ah, sweet love. Nothing would woo a girl so much as a fellated monologue about all manner of vocalized incestuous longings, childhood memories of wetting the bed, and the projected satisfaction of being the Mother while she sucks on the erotic transformation of your penis-nipple thereby relieving you of the anxiety of repressed memories of breast feeding.

I'm sure your fair haired gal will be head over heals for you upon hearing your unconscious desires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:23:11 2019 No.12386213 >>12386209 Behold! Namefag autist gets mad he's a virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:23:12 2019 No.12386214 Why is every conversation a man under 30 has with a woman now the cringiest thing on Earth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:25:42 2019 No.12386224 >>12386214 Because texting is a shitty conversation medium grandpa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:26:59 2019 No.12386228 >>12386214 cuz we're irony bros now and don't care about the outcome of chats with wmn

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:27:41 2019 No.12386232 >>12386214 Because you have fucking autism and can't realize he's being a sarcastic little shit.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:29:42 2019 No.12386243

>>12386224
I'm 19 dude. And I can't escape sounding like a total basedboy over text either. I really don't think any man can. I like that through texting you can sort of showcase the fact that you can write well, but it always seems so juvenile. Like the texts posted ITT just seem fucking embarrassing reading them, but there's almost no way to prevent that for some reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:30:21 2019 No.12386245 >>12386232 Do you not know what sarcasm is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:31:25 2019 No.12386247 >>12386228 I could give a fuck less too honestly but even semi-serious stuff is cringe worthy as hell now. OP is a good example

Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 01:31:41 2019 No.12386249

>>12386213
I'm a tripfag, not a namefag, newfag. My sex life, while tragic, desultory, disgusting, regrettable, and entirely irrelevant, has existed, though I would much rather be a virgin than the putrid, filthy loined creature I presently am.

God what horror I recall. Secret places, deceitful words, filth upon filth. As it would seem by body's natural tendency to rot, I expect it shall be a day of things made right when at last this sickly thing of a body is dumped into the earth and eaten up by worms, doubtless avenging many of my ""partners"" in the process.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:32:29 2019 No.12386252 >>12386232 >t. 4chan's resident Chad humorist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:32:31 2019 No.12386253 >>12386056 Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:33:31 2019 No.12386256 File: 44 KB, 500x338, .....oh....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12386249 >People who post on /lit/ like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:33:50 2019 No.12386258 >>12386253 Does it really? Is purely physical pleasure the greatest good in life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:33:57 2019 No.12386259 >>12386249 >Anti -lit Seems like a name to me stupid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:34:05 2019 No.12386260 >>12386249 >tripfag ""prose""

>>	Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 01:36:32 2019 No.12386267 >>12386256 Shut up, froggie. Find a highway to be squished into, your croaking never was a substitution for words. Speak, Froggie! Speak! Say something smart. I dare you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:36:36 2019 No.12386268 >>12386249 The prose...it's beautiful. Teach me sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:37:53 2019 No.12386273 >>12386258 >Does it really? Yes >Is purely physical pleasure the greatest good in life? >the greatest good in life? No lmao, but a decent level of good is enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:37:56 2019 No.12386274 >>12386214 >thinking it gets better after 30

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:38:43 2019 No.12386275 >>12386256 leave him alone, he is formerly known as nabokov LARP, now he is a trip fag. he is gay but he has grown on /lit/ with time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:41:37 2019 No.12386288 >>12386249 the next joyce ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on this fucking spastic retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:42:55 2019 No.12386295 File: 236 KB, 1000x1000, 1545820812841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12386275 >those trash clauses >Nabokov

Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 01:43:02 2019 No.12386297

>>12386275
My previous pseudonyms were Nagarjuna and BigPenis, ca
2015. I have never read Nabakov.

You have confused me with someone else, and despite my desire to be anyone but me and the morons posting in the Hamlet thread, I am afraid you are mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:43:30 2019 No.12386299 >>12386288 Hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:43:41 2019 No.12386300 >>12385995 OP if I get dubs you have to send these exact texts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:43:59 2019 No.12386303 >>12385970 >Your pretty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:45:06 2019 No.12386308 >>12386094 >>12386146 what does "on god" mean? is that some kind of hip zoomer slang?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:50:03 2019 No.12386320 >>12386303 >I'll get you MY pretty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:51:17 2019 No.12386324 >>12386308 >is that some kind of hip zoomer slang? Yes. >https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=On%20God

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:52:18 2019 No.12386328 >>12386300 OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:54:15 2019 No.12386335 >>12386308 it's just a way of swearing, like "(i swear) on my mother's grave", other ways of saying it are "on my life" it's negrospeak really, but white zoomers use negrospeak ironically f

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 01:55:05 2019 No.12386337 File: 491 KB, 600x305, 390a8db603e7ffe494df94d991a071c1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385889

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:00:36 2019 No.12386360 >>12386191 Lmfao

Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 02:06:42 2019 No.12386379

>>12386288
Uhhhh, I'll probably regret this but oh well!

The hump:

Mamamamadrematermarelongthonglunamensesfreudechodeinmotherenluftendenimedinornooked

Of a once anon oldfag was refailed later online and early to bed down through all forum posteries. The great hump of the meme post replied a shit post is, the pssss-shit of memeagain, bait biting now, that the Hump to get head of his friendly unread an non-choiring one well to greentext of his ready dumb yous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:08:55 2019 No.12386389 >>12386379 Shut the fuck up, feminister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:12:26 2019 No.12386400 >>12385774 Yikes

>>	Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 02:22:37 2019 No.12386436 >>12386389 It's definitely a bit of a joke regarding Freud, whom our friend invoked above when he said he would get a blowjob and describe his unconscious to some doubly unfortunate young lady.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:25:50 2019 No.12386445

>>12385774
Honestly I'm really disappointed in this thread. I saw all these replies and I thought they were gonna be congrats and sick burn gifs but instead some of the most insecure specimens of humanity are trying to make fun of you for successfully asking out a girl. Women literally don't care that you act like a retard if you show initiative. Learn your lesson, boys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:30:54 2019 No.12386456 >>12386445 Thank you my thoughts exactly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:37:05 2019 No.12386466 >>12385774 IT'S THAT EASY?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:45:04 2019 No.12386483 File: 67 KB, 786x768, 1543218951027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 >old dead white authors >bringing race into the equation What are you, a cuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:45:39 2019 No.12386484 >>12386436 >It's definitely a bit of a joke Never state such. Let it ride as it was first presented. Any further discussion of a joke only sullies what value it originally had - and cannot save a joke that was poorly presented, anyways.

>>	Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 02:45:46 2019 No.12386485 >>12386466 >text message Sad world

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:46:12 2019 No.12386486 >>12386445 zomg he ask out gril?!?!?!??!?!? congrats!!!! :OOO i never do that i wish i was him!!!! THJIS IS THE MOST EPIC DAY IN LIT HISTORY!1!!!

>>	Anti-/lit/ !F.U30B4TGA Fri Jan 11 02:47:32 2019 No.12386492 >>12386484 It makes sense that you're giving advice on how to make jokes seeing as you're living one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:48:52 2019 No.12386495 File: 119 KB, 1080x793, 1527035808374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385774 ahaha now you actually have to go get drinks with her, suck shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:49:34 2019 No.12386497 File: 105 KB, 740x250, ti.subjunctive.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12386486 >i wish i was >subjunctive case >contrary to reality

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 02:51:29 2019 No.12386504 >>12386492 That's the fucking spirit! >a single tear.jpg Thanks. I needed that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 03:04:40 2019 No.12386532 >>12385829 loser, lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 03:32:43 2019 No.12386597 >>12385829 >OP replies to a girl-semi ironically, all but making fun of her and she still clearly wants the D >he gets her to go out with him in like three messages >this is somehow very beta God you people are delusional

>>	lactiferousducKs Fri Jan 11 03:34:33 2019 No.12386602 joyce & tolstoy are entry-level shite anyone on fourchan has heard of you aren't much better than her fucktard & your patronising comment about snowqueens icedragon is what is cringeworthy

>>	SAGE Fri Jan 11 03:38:13 2019 No.12386612 this has nothing to do with literature. why hasn't this thread been deleted sage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 03:38:26 2019 No.12386613 >>12386602 >joyce & tolstoy are entry-level shite anyone on fourchan has heard of but that's the fucking idea, he wanted to name drop some classics she might have actually heard of why is everyone ITT so retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 03:39:16 2019 No.12386615 >>12386612 you know, sage doesn't actually have to go in all fields

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 03:45:36 2019 No.12386624 >>12385814 kek

>>	SAGE Fri Jan 11 03:49:24 2019 No.12386629 >>12386615 SAGE A G E

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 03:58:03 2019 No.12386646 >>12385970 The fact that this rant is written in a tinder profile sends my mind down the irony staircase

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:05:14 2019 No.12386659 >>12385774 I couldn't even get through it. Yikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:16:15 2019 No.12386678 File: 290 KB, 708x864, man eating rice 1904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385965 first post ive actually laughed at in a while, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:17:52 2019 No.12386681 >the only thread on the entire board that's over 200 posts is unrelated to /lit/ and is some beta's texts to a roastie This board is so fucking trash. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:19:53 2019 No.12386689 >>12386681 Its an exploration of sarcasm, irony, the human condition and the concept of sincerity and authenticity, you are just a retard who cant digest 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:20:43 2019 No.12386693 >>12385829 Lmaoing at you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:21:10 2019 No.12386694 >>12386689 yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:22:06 2019 No.12386698 >>12386694 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:23:53 2019 No.12386704 >>12386445 It's objectively cringy and retarded shit. The fact that it seems to have worked is just evidence of her stupidity and total lack of self respect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:25:19 2019 No.12386706 >>12385774 Why is this getting so many replies? Can someone explain? It seems obvious to me the guy is just being silly on purpose. What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:28:07 2019 No.12386712 >>12386706 He is not only based, but also redpilled

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:31:50 2019 No.12386722

>>12386445
Yeah, it's weird. It's like everyone here is 14 years old or something.

>>12386704
People meet and interact by saying all kinds of nonsense, it's absolutely normal. Talking to a woman is not a quiz where there's a correct answer to enter.
It seems you're legitimately autistic and so is half of this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:37:43 2019 No.12386732 >>12385778 Yes reading good authors must be kept secret otherwise plebs might think you’re pretentious. Don’t be such a coward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:38:37 2019 No.12386734 >>12386722 Not really.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:40:55 2019 No.12386739

>>12385814
>>12385838
>>12385860
>>12385980
>>12386400
>>12386466
>>12386483
>>12386706
Cringe.
>>12385789
>>12385804
>>12385812
>>12385818
>>12385834
>>12385872
>>12385881
>>12385918
>>12385960
>>12386027
>>12386109
>>12386115
>>12386445
Based.
>>12385774
Extremely based & incredibly redpilled.
>>12385794
>>12385829
>>12385894
>>12385908
>>12385968
>>12386008
>>12386020
>>12386495
>>12386659
>>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:41:29 2019 No.12386740 >>12385837 Na he’s right. Who the fuck says “nostalgia within me”. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:44:51 2019 No.12386744 >>12386740 >Who the fuck says “nostalgia within me”. Jesus Christ, newfaggot. Go back to where you came from and never return.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:45:07 2019 No.12386745 File: 8 KB, 228x221, 1518118694815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:52:41 2019 No.12386757 >>12386071 I could recommend some short stories of DFW’s to put you on the right track?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:53:27 2019 No.12386759 >>12386757 Ok I am open to it. Go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:56:22 2019 No.12386763 >>12385814 What do you think a menagerie is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 04:58:28 2019 No.12386771 >>12385728 with Harry Potter pasta. It's rather obligatory op. don't forget to report back the results

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:00:00 2019 No.12386777 >>12386763 Like lingerie but even fancier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:05:28 2019 No.12386794 >>12385774 top kek you absolute autist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:17:33 2019 No.12386814 >>12386646 Nothing wrong with it. He's trying to educate the thots

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:21:14 2019 No.12386827 >>12386021 I'd rather be chaste, than indulge in basest human desires

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:27:04 2019 No.12386845 >>12386146 nigga give one of your iPhones to me. mine is getting old

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:41:51 2019 No.12386875 >>12386827 You'd also rather be that than misplace a comma lmaooooooooooooo fucking nae naed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 05:47:32 2019 No.12386885 >>12386827 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 06:07:40 2019 No.12386918 >>12385970 You blocked out your first name? How paranoid are you? >>12386191 God your awkward as hell, this is why I don't communicate with other humans for years on end. People like you

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 06:27:26 2019 No.12386959
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>>12385774
>cringe at this
>realize that being this gung-ho cringey probably works, if you can stomach doing it, because lots of women like overconfident-with-nothing-to-justify-it men
>realize I probably could have been pseuding my way to hot hot pussy with "Heh. Babe. Check out the Phenomenology of Spirit." for years now, instead of actually trying to talk to girls about philosophy with a decent amount of self-awareness for years now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 06:28:53 2019 No.12386961 >>12386959 this approach only works if she already finds you attractive though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 07:21:49 2019 No.12387078 >>12386875 LAMAYOOOOOOOOOO xd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 07:23:06 2019 No.12387081 >>12386959 >be attractive >be obnoxious >there is no third way This is the blackest of pills

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:17:35 2019 No.12387207 >>12387081 both of those things are easily achieved though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:40:22 2019 No.12387268 File: 843 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20190111-083930_Telegram X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385995 Just send these exact messages to my girl, wish me luck lit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:42:37 2019 No.12387281 >>12385774 >that would be nice >im busy on fuck night woah chad please have mercy on the rest of us >>12386706 he’s a pseud faggot and so is she, but the conversation is almost so unbelievable as to be fake (its not though)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:46:36 2019 No.12387293 >>12387281 SEETHING incel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:51:22 2019 No.12387301 >>12385774 based and basedpilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:51:41 2019 No.12387304 >>12387293 lol insecure beta

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 08:53:03 2019 No.12387309 >>12386497 fuck off prescriptivist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:00:20 2019 No.12387329 File: 11 KB, 250x250, 3A52BA51-7BD1-4E8A-BE6E-9F5DFFB7379C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385889 >18K Likes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:00:38 2019 No.12387331 >>12385917 lol have a (you) you brilliant bastard. The levels of exaggeration cost me my sides.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:03:24 2019 No.12387336

>>12385774
>Virgin
Avoids talking about difficult writers and philosophers with regular people because he is afraid to appear “pretentious” or “autistic”. Gets no pussy and others still considers him pretentious and autistic.
>Chad
Talks about whatever he wants to, doesn’t give a shit about whether he appears as a tryhard. Easily gets pussy and others regard him as intelligent and well-read.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:06:25 2019 No.12387339 >>12387304 >the IMAX tier projection kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:08:54 2019 No.12387344 File: 23 KB, 479x317, 1482510748902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We Did It Reddit: the thread I am dissapointed /lit/, even though I should have known better

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:10:58 2019 No.12387353

>>12387336
If this is what you actually got from this you should kys
>>12386214
women drive down the quality of discourse by being allowed to totally control sexual negotiations with dating apps and ghosting
>>12386308
its nigger speak
>>12385917
>>12385899
>>12385885
>>12385878
i just wanted to reply to these, all of my above replies were me occupying myself while looking for them in the reverse order of how i should have gone about it. good job

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:12:01 2019 No.12387355 OP BTFOs /lit/s perception of reality in one single post

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:12:08 2019 No.12387356 >>12387339 you are extremely insecure and low creativity, you should kys or read the thread more closely you fucking retarded animal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:13:37 2019 No.12387359 >>12387356 SEETHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:14:17 2019 No.12387360 >>12385728 >>12386532 >>12385837 I don't know who's a bigger loser, people saying op shouldn't be so cringe or people coming here seeking validation for their attempts at getting laid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:15:16 2019 No.12387363 >>12387360 OP BTFO /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:15:50 2019 No.12387364 >>12387356 >his anus is literally on fire Calm down there, incelito. Wear your autistic banner of permanent frustration with pride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:16:56 2019 No.12387367 >>12387364 Based >>12387356 Cringe

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:19:09 2019 No.12387371

>>12386071
I'm calling you a pseud for literally being the definition of a pseud. You are a fake who cares more about his image than his own actualized knowledge. That's why you recommended Hegel and not Marx. You exposed yourself entirely right from the beginning.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:21:07 2019 No.12387374

>>12386071
I'm calling you a pseud for literally being the definition of a pseud. You are a fake who cares more about his image than his own actualized knowledge. That's why you recommended Hegel and not Marx. You exposed yourself entirely right from the beginning. And, I know you didnt like infinite jest, I was only comparing your relationship with literature to the college students who are 40 pages into infinite jest but try to make it as noticeable as possible. This isn't about her, this is about your issues. Now fix yourself or leave.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:24:49 2019 No.12387383

>>12386071
I am calling you a pseud because you are by definition a pseud. You are someone who cares more about their "intellectual" image than their own actualized knowledge. I compared your relation to literature with the pseud college kids who are 40 pages into infinite jest because they are people that only care about looking like they read rather than reading itself. That's why you recommended Hegel instead of Marx. Now get off this board idiot. The fact that you still think this is about the girl shows how long a ways you still have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:25:52 2019 No.12387386 >>12387371 >>12387374 >>12387383 Why the fuck did my post post three times?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:26:21 2019 No.12387389 >>12387371 >>12387374 >>12387383 Why the fuck did my post post three times?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:27:18 2019 No.12387392 >>12387207 Fundamentally incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:27:38 2019 No.12387393 >>12387371 >>12387374 >>12387383 Why the fuck did my post post three times?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:29:19 2019 No.12387400 >>12385774 This is it, gentlemen. At this point, there is no longer any meaningful difference between “based” and “cringe”.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:30:03 2019 No.12387405 >>12386739 Based 70 IQ mass reply anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:31:18 2019 No.12387410 >>12387367 >>12387364 >>12387359 Are you so insecure you feel the need to samefag on the 4channel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:37:50 2019 No.12387423 Based OP. Next time don’t do the politically correct signalling and be subtly right wing instead though. Women will respect you more and the non-white ones are turned on by it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:39:25 2019 No.12387430 >>12387410 >could I be retarded? no it's everyone else who's a samefag .jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:51:18 2019 No.12387464 this thread is solid gold

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 09:58:06 2019 No.12387492 >>12387464 it fuckin sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:01:34 2019 No.12387503 >>12387464 based >>12387492 cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:02:50 2019 No.12387506 >>12386739 Based gifter of (you)s

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:08:56 2019 No.12387526 >>12387207 Be attractive, sure but be obnoxious is soul-wrenching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:09:07 2019 No.12387527 this fucking thread kek post more.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:11:48 2019 No.12387536

>>12386214
Because it's nothing but signalling, the words are completely indirect. It's disturbing because indirect communication in the context of sex and romance should gravitate around an interpersonal charge, a substantial commonality. But when it's two strangers with the exclusive goal of fucking who feel allowed by social norms to explicitly request sex, every thing else becomes material for this shallow exchange, every subject and utterance is renegotiated into a form of "wan sum fuk". Disturbing, because to engage in this communication you have to either be sincere and insentient or insincere and debasing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:14:03 2019 No.12387541 >>12385745 This. Lmaoing at OP. You're way more of a basic bitch than she is you do know that right? And a pretentious dumbass as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:15:26 2019 No.12387548 >>12385774 Lmaoooo you absolute cringe lord

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:25:54 2019 No.12387577 File: 7 KB, 220x180, asduas6768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385965 Is this the chad thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:26:13 2019 No.12387579 This thread is worrying. Are people here that stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:31:46 2019 No.12387598 >>12386249 >he said to no one in particular

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:31:47 2019 No.12387600 File: 536 KB, 978x1357, Screenshot_20190108-175855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >virgin girls are pu-

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:32:49 2019 No.12387607
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Getting Tinder sluts is a joke
95% of them don't have anything more substantial to say than "I like food" or "Take me on an adventure" or some fucking quote from The Office
I hate them and only use Tinder as a kind of narcissistic release when one matches with me and is intrigued enough to attempt to start some awkward conversation about what I study or how tall I am
I've fucked maybe a dozen girls off of it and regret every one

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:35:53 2019 No.12387618

>>12385775
Rare to see a practical non-retard on /lit/. Respect for the guy who wants to have real-life friends and maybe get laid once in a while.

Also nobody on /lit/ has ever read The Phenomenology of Spirit and understood it, so the OP's miserable spergy LARPing is far more pathetic than the young woman reading a popular fiction series

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:36:55 2019 No.12387624 >>12387607 >Matchs French speakers will defend this abortion of a "word"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:39:40 2019 No.12387628 >>12387624 they don't pronounce the s

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:40:36 2019 No.12387633 >>12387628 Yeah, I know how French works, buddy. Still an abortion of a "word"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:40:50 2019 No.12387634 >>12387618 >OP's miserable spergy LARPing It's pathetic that retards like you visit this board. Stick to /tv/eddit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:43:16 2019 No.12387639 >>12387634 Hit a nerve, huh? Sorry dude

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:45:21 2019 No.12387648

>>12386300
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:46:09 2019 No.12387652 >>12387633 all right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:48:27 2019 No.12387659 >>12387618 >nobody on /lit/ has ever read The Phenomenology of Spirit and understood it I know one guy who read it and is a big Hegel fan, even got some kind of scholarship out of it not sure if he frequents lit tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:55:29 2019 No.12387679 >>12386300 Witnessed PHENEMOLOGY her SPIRIT Also p. sure OP is the Hegel anon the roastie complained about earlier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:56:57 2019 No.12387684 File: 25 KB, 400x386, peepee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12385965 >c u >m m i n g

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:57:42 2019 No.12387688 >>12387639 >prefab poleddit phrases literally drink bleach, subhuman 9gagesque faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 10:58:46 2019 No.12387691 >>12387633 It's not the actual French word for that, there really isn't a single noun that works in context. Le match is a word but exclusively refers to sports.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:01:36 2019 No.12387696

>>12387659
I'm not saying no one on the planet has ever understood The Phenomenology of Spirit.

I am saying that a flabby-brained misogynist who would brag about a book they haven't read to shame strangers on dating apps is a perfect representation of 4chan in general

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:05:17 2019 No.12387711

>>12387688
A dead ant's corpse emits hostile pheromones in order to warn other ants to stay away from a location that's dangerous for ants.

Your awful post emits hostile pheromones to warn humans to stay away from a bitter incel that's dangerous for any social interaction

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:09:08 2019 No.12387721

>>12386094
My gosh, anon. What a text you've received from here. Is this a lady you're casually involved with? Since you seem to know a thing or two about women, can you please tell me if they tend to like shy and sweet types? Those more quiet and kind, and not loud and brash? Is there any way to make a woman take care of you, in a motherly manner, without being some grunting, evolved ape, that she submissively tends to? Is submissiveness just a meme, and deep down they too love to dominate men with affection?

I'm asking you all of this because this text of yours is quite surprising to me, and I don't imagine it easy to receive such a response from a girl unless she really liked you, showing that you must know a fair bit on navigating the ladies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:09:43 2019 No.12387723 >>12387711 I emit cum into your mother's mouth, you cockgobbling triple nigger. Hope you get rectal cancer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:20:42 2019 No.12387766 >>12385774 >All the bitter incel identitarian responses >one dude lamenting how op hasnt even read hegel Beautiful fucking work OP, cheers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:29:18 2019 No.12387796 >tinder when you are feeling sad, remember that at least you can look good on pictures, cherish this little fact about yourself

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:31:49 2019 No.12387808

>>12385774
Gosh, anon. Women are such sweethearts. They always speak with such warmth, their language littered with smileys and other signals of sentiment, which us men rarely use. Their souls are so full of sunshine, compared to the darkness in a man's heart. Just being around one, or communicating with one, makes the day brighter. Even in my melancholy, the bubbliness of women helps me to feel a bit better. Gosh, I love woman so much, even if I'll never have one of my own. Reading these textual exchanges of yours and other anons, only reminds me of how grateful I am for their existence. Remember, boys, you must always be kind to women. Always. It is your duty, and their duty is to return the same to you. Though two in number, we are one in spirit. Made for eachother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:44:42 2019 No.12387858 >>12387723 So this is the power of 12 Rules For Life.......

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:46:04 2019 No.12387867 >>12385774 God i fucking hate women

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:52:22 2019 No.12387903

>>12386918
this one was awkward i admit, even i felt it. but hey, i'm a 8/10 so i can get away with it sometimes (SOMETIMES)

>>12387268
AHAHAHAHAHAHA good luck bro!!

>>12387721
Hmmm.. well, it helps to be masculine. From my experience, the more masculine the better. Masculinity isn't just about being strong, but that helps too. Be in good shape, have good hygiene, probably the most important thing is be funny, be confident and okay with rejection. I'm pretty poor so although money helps as well, it's not necessary if you still have the basic aspects of your life together. I don't know about being shy and sweet. This never works well for girls. It is better to be assertive and confident. Usually in my experience any girl who wants a "sweet" guy will take advantage of you. Tbh, it also helps to have a monkish detachment from women and to objectify them and be a misogynist without saying anything about it. Go for the monk-warrior type. But some girls will like you if you're the sweet/shy type if you're still good-looking and healthy. Just be on your guard, anon. You also have to put yourself out there. Sweet/shy types are almost always forced to pursue and not be pursued. So be prepared for rejection too. Everyone gets rejected and sometimes that shit hurts and throws you off for a few days. Despite my apparent success, I've had horrible experiences with women as well. This is a must desu. It'll help you in the end. Good luck anon, I'm counting on you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:54:33 2019 No.12387916 >>12387268 please post what happened!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:56:29 2019 No.12387924 >>12387607 Melissa is cute, take Melissa out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:56:33 2019 No.12387925 >>12385774 Lmao this nigga going out with a GIRL, what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 11:57:33 2019 No.12387931 >>12387600 e-whores from the third world don't count, anon. especially if they're fucking thai or brazilian

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:00:32 2019 No.12387938

>>12385728
>her first message isn't just a variation of "hey" or "hi"
unfortunately she is already more interesting and worth talking to than 99% of girls on this app. Make fun of her for re-reading Harry Potter all you want, but you're very unlikely to find anything better there.

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:02:50 2019 No.12387947

>>12386094
Also anon, the meme-pic you used here is so funny and perfectly inserted. Also, what "hurt" was she referring to, if you can tell us? But don't do that gun-stuff, I've seen a picture of it here and it's not good to treat someone in that manner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:04:25 2019 No.12387959 >>12385885 Getting a bit too personal anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:07:12 2019 No.12387972 >>12385893 Lauren "i let you cum inside if you read hegel on the side" collegegirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:11:07 2019 No.12387985 >>12387947 haha no, the anime/gun/roman salute thing was a joke that i risked to make /lit/ laugh. and she was referring to anal, which I'm not interested in really, but i gave her hope by saying "maybe"

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:17:02 2019 No.12388013
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Damn, I wish I could get dates
Last time I downloaded tinder I coul get 3 matches, more or less. Zero dates
Ideally I coulf get a more intersting girl, but I don't talk to anyone irl too
Why do you have to make these threads?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:18:02 2019 No.12388017 >>12385774 This is the synthesis of cringe, based, bluepill and redpill

Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:32:41 2019 No.12388089
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i'm a corrupt junior lecturer

>>12388013
it's not actually that hard to meet girls irl & i don't think anyone uses tinder anymore really

>>12387808
a lot of women are really sad behind all the :)s and :ps

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:34:32 2019 No.12388096 >>12388089 >it's not actually that hard to meet girls irl What if I HATE clubs? What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:39:53 2019 No.12388115 >>12385920 It’s not, and it isn’t true for butterfly either. Most women like it when you treat them with respect, like you would a friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:41:00 2019 No.12388120 >>12388089 That’s a terrible picture, you should be ashamed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:54:55 2019 No.12388180 File: 184 KB, 1152x2048, 46831082_2295439917157503_4148607940267343872_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388096 nobody likes clubs, they're gross. if you go outside though there's girls everywhere you look >>12388120 she sent me more

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 12:56:16 2019 No.12388186 >>12388180 It’s a game women play anon. Of any age. You won’t do anything with her, she loved that you asked for her nudes tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 13:05:45 2019 No.12388220 >>12388186 i know what you mean but this has already developed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 13:33:31 2019 No.12388329 >>12385814 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 13:34:27 2019 No.12388336 File: 27 KB, 489x499, 469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12388180 she has a cute tummy anon, it is ripe for having epic pepe babies. go on, you know what to do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 13:37:37 2019 No.12388350 >>12388336 not the kind of thing that makes the young girls hearts go aflutter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 13:46:05 2019 No.12388385 hahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 14:14:25 2019 No.12388489 this thread is dead at last, but it was a good one lads /thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 14:17:53 2019 No.12388506 >>12388489 it was rubbish mate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 11 14:31:09 2019 No.12388553 >>12385920 women are suffering machines

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