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post em

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>> No.12375666

what i read - eliade's diary

what i expected - intense descriptions of procrastination & romanian architecture

what i got - pages & pages of erotica, as well as endlessly repetitive references to some place in romania called the cismigiu gardens, as well as name-dropping of right-wing intellectuals such as bergson & d'annunzio

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>>12375071
I have made 2

>> No.12375872

>>12375277
What I Got should be both though

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>not posting the template

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this cropping isn't as good

>> No.12375881

>>12375666
It's the pictures that make it funny my dude

>> No.12375889

>>12375277
this

>> No.12375901

are there any fulfilled expectations posts ?

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>>12375666
You forgot the masochism part, Satan

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my low effort attempt

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>> No.12376053

what I read - sun and steel

what I expected - inspiration

what I got - a hatred for everyone who doesn't exercise

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>>12375644
Sauce on bridal trap?

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>>12375071

>> No.12376328

>>12376232
kek

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>> No.12376751

>>12376060
Every time I see this image I think for a moment that the Pepe has a massive erection.

>> No.12376761

>>12376218
Not enough Saint Sebastian

>> No.12376823

>>12376163
here it is: you're a fucking faggot

>> No.12376835

>>12376751
he does

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>>12375071

>> No.12377142

>>12376060
can i get a dowloand link, please

>> No.12377223

>>12377142
download*

>> No.12377244

>>12377223
go libgen ;;;_:_::__:_:_:_:

>> No.12377256

>>12377244
you think i didnt? i looked everywhere m8, tht's why im asking u

>> No.12377263

>>12377244
I haven't had any luck finding that one, even on #Bookz. Sorry anon.

>> No.12377280

>>12377263
well, thanks anyways,hopefully someday someone s gonna upload it

>> No.12377830

>>12376163
Not bridal but there's lots of androgyny/trap surfing in it
As for the image, just an anime trap bulge google search

>> No.12377865

>>12376849
My dad just bought this book. Is he going to be blackpilled?

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>>12375071

>> No.12378011

>>12376849
Is that animals as leaders as in the band or actual animals as leaders?

>> No.12378096

>>12377865
I wouldn't call it a blackpill book, but it's a great book that I would recommend to anyone.
>>12378011
The band. Tosin Abasi has mentioned that he was inspired by the book, and some of their song names are even lifted from the book.
https://www.washingtoncitypaper.co/arts/music/blog/13071882/qa-animals-as-leaders
Also checked.

>> No.12378181

>>12377990
Half of those squares on the bingo board are just from the wind up bird chronicles.

>> No.12378237

>>12375929
Should’ve drawn little mariachi mustaches on both of them
That’d make sense. Yours is just stupid

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>> No.12378354

>>12376232
lol breddy goob

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>> No.12380051

>>12375666
Are you referring to Diary of a Short-Sighted Adolescent or Eliade's actual diaries?

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>> No.12380110

>>12378301
Expected and got could quite easily be switched here
>>12379871
What the fuck

>> No.12380265

>>12376218
>tfw no sonoko gf
i didnt want these feels today

>> No.12380269

>>12376232
the fuckin dinner scene

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>> No.12380315

>>12376232
This is fucking perfect. Very nice job

>> No.12380337

>>12375666
fuck off, satan

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>> No.12380373

>>12376060
This makes the book seem interesting.
Worth a read?

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>> No.12380408

>>12380051

the former

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>>12376678
perfect

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>>12376328
>>12378354
>>12380269
>>12380315
go home

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>> No.12380540

>>12380388
kek

>> No.12380542

>>12377865
>My dad just bought this book. Is he going to be blackpilled?

Ishmael is literally just the philosophy of deep ecology. It's not particularly amazing other than having a talking gorilla.

>> No.12380576

>>12376232
Goddamnit lmfao lololololol

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>> No.12380638

Were these threads ever any good? Or am I just misremembering, because this is all dogshit.

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>> No.12380645

>>12380614
My favourite alongside the "weightlifting - farewell to arms" one

>> No.12380677

>>12376678
>>12380411
Explain?

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>> No.12380906

>>12378301
you read a translation?

>> No.12380924

>>12380370
>muh tripods
kek

>> No.12380968

>>12376678
Why does everyone on /lit/have this garbage interpretation?

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>> No.12381049

>>12380069
>that image

i want to fuck kali so hard right now

>> No.12381129

>>12379871
>expected nylon feet

Explain yourself

>> No.12381161

>>12376232
what's the painting in the middle called?

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>> No.12381324

>>12381129
Trusted a recommendation and went in expecting top notch footfag bait, got served a story about an insufferable self-destructive old cuck instead. Classic Tanizaki. What's there to explain?

>> No.12381600

>>12380100
so you got exactly what you expected minus the street

>> No.12381611

>>12381324
Nothing more, you've explained it well

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>>12380425

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>>12381614
Nice

>> No.12381836

>>12381049
Well she is also a god of lust so it's pretty apt. The MC at one points just fine from having a dream about her.

>> No.12381851

>>12381836
Fucking phone. He cums from just dreaming about her.

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>>12376678
You could also do this for Notes From the Underground

>> No.12382094

>>12381600
No he got exactly what he expected times 1.3 billion.

>> No.12382277

>>12376060
Seems cool. Worth reading?

>> No.12382288

>>12376218
more like >tfw no Omi bf

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>> No.12382440

>>12375877
Wholesome stuff brobeans

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>>12381614

>> No.12382481

>>12378237
You are stupid!

>> No.12382544

>>12380639
I fuckin hated this book back in highschool.

>> No.12382731

>>12381836
gonna read it after im done with my current one, thanks anon

>> No.12382838

>>12380306
where is that artwork from?

>> No.12382846

>>12380391
how?

>> No.12382855

>>12382846
She keeps getting interrupted by things while walking around town.

>> No.12383080

>>12380980
interesting

>> No.12383088

>>12381179
can i just jump right into pyncho for this book?

>> No.12383103

>>12380968
These threads aren't for 100% true and intellectual discussion and interpretation
They're for memes and laughing
I hate autists like you

>> No.12383122

>>12383088
yes

>> No.12383261

>>12383088
yes

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>>12375071

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>> No.12383631

>>12382838

Joseph Lada, the illustrator, worked closely with Hasek and drew these as newspaperstrips or something like that. I have an edition which has Lada's cartoons.

>> No.12383721

>>12380485
that baldanders fight was fucking ridiculous

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>> No.12383756

>>12380429

VIVE L'EMPEREUR!

>> No.12384038

>>12383282
sauce on grill

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>> No.12384068

>>12383728
Reported for nudity. I browse this board with my wife's son, you sick fuck.

>> No.12384114

>>12375877
what does what i expected pic convey here.

a intellectual druggy/hippy?

>> No.12384170

>>12384068
>announcing reports
how new?

>> No.12384223

>>12380755
Maybe that’s why I like One Hundred Years so much

>> No.12384242

>>12384170
this is the dumbest post on /lit/ and you should be ashamed of yourself

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>>12384170
I can’t tell if you are a master at irony or are just retarted. Either way you ruined my day.

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>>12384068

>> No.12384390

>>12384068
dude, language!

>> No.12384438

>>12384114
Passing of time, a huge deal for the book as it documents segments in William Stoner's life of his monotunous life as a school student and lecturer.

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>>12376061
I don't get it
>>12380388
kek
>>12383282
how did you not expect big brother?

>> No.12384531

>>12382846
If you mean how does the guy keep crashing, it's called target fixation, and it's a motherfucker.

>> No.12385297

>>12384170
>>12384258 this except s/ruined/made/

>> No.12385311

>>12380614
it's pretty much both tbqh

>> No.12385319

>>12384390
sorry, you're right..

>> No.12385516

>>12384038
This

>> No.12386072

>>12383721
>Top 10 anime fights

>> No.12386139

>>12380485
The Alzabo portion and the Typhon portions were truly the best and weirdest

>> No.12386750

>>12386072
someone should make /lit/erary parodies of these anime lists
>Top 10 literature betrayals

>> No.12387189

>>12380425
explain last chapter

>> No.12387227

>>12380744
Perfect

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>>12375071

>> No.12387519

>>12380968
They're young

>>12383103
>"jokes arent meant to be grounded in logic and accuracy!"
You're just as bad as what you're complaining about. Jokes are meant to be in the middle between accurate and inaccurate: factually relevant. When somebody complains about a joke failing to match reality, they're not doing so because they're an autist expecting a perfectly truthful statement, they're doing so because they were expected a more factually relevant punchline - something *closer* to accurate. Which is totally fucking valid because something entirely unreasonable like some random sequence of sperging isn't funny. But woe is you, you're too much of an autist to interpret other people's actions as non-binary and fail to see the intent behind their semantics. Kill yourself

>> No.12387644

>>12387519
>Kill yourself
proportional

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>>12375071
First read of the year for me lads, this edition was amazing, richly supplemented. The work itself is of course superb, ridiculous digressions and all.

In need of something that conveys a similar sense of wonder.

>> No.12388369

>>12376235
lol same

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>> No.12388414

>>12388254
Same here, was afraid of the digressions at first, now laugh at faggots complaining about them. Comfy read indeed.

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>>12375071

>> No.12388420

>>12377990
>>12378181
The fucking ear fetish, why does that keep showing up.

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>> No.12388487

>>12388454
i lol'd

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>> No.12389131

>>12380614
kek

>> No.12389217

>>12376027
Accurate

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>>12387519

>> No.12389409

>>12387189
You should read it yourself if possible, it’s not very long. Here’s the final chapter summarised though:

he spends much of the book trying to “escape” WWI to be with his fiancé, a pregnant British nurse. They finally escape and live together in Switzerland and are happy together in signature Hemingway prose. The baby then dies in childbirth, and then the mother does too. He walks home in the rain.

>> No.12389423

>>12383728
Good read?

>> No.12389750

>>12376218
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12383287

Kek. Charlotte was a thot to begin with, though.

>> No.12390722

bump

>> No.12390755

>>12388420
I think I'm starting to develop one myself after reading him go on about it so much. Every time I see a beautiful woman I think to glance at her ears

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>> No.12390938

>>12387477
kek actually? i think i'm gonna read this tomorrow, thanks

>> No.12391322

>>12377990
Not a lot of that bingo is true for Norwegian Wood. It's his most straight forward and "normal" story.

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>> No.12391349

>>12381179
God I love Pynchon. This looks great.

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>> No.12391536

>>12391388
Very accurate. Just add a horse being beaten and a young whore and you may as well not even read the book

>> No.12391578

>>12391536
>and a young whore
SHE WAS PURE IN HER HEART

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>> No.12392098

>>12375277
Did you skip all the war parts?

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>>12381960
>Obsesses for months, years, about bumping into someone on the street
>"Chad"

>> No.12392820

>>12389344
I love this shit, lol.

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>> No.12392898

>>12380306
kek.
Great book. I read it twice, ven though it's a literal brick. 10/10 would read again.

>> No.12392922

>>12378301
Based

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>>12388490

>> No.12393046

>>12380372
Reminder that Agamemnon was all to blame and Achileus was completely justified in his actions.

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>>12380372

>> No.12393586

>>12378301
it was the other way around for me desu

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>>12375071

>> No.12394104
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>>12375071

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>>12375071
Better version of >>12394104

>> No.12394203

>>12375666
what i read - tripfag
what i expected - retard
what i got - retard

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>>12394104
>>12394191
Last attempt

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>> No.12394581 [DELETED] 

>>12394435
Why does everyone hate dfw around here?

>> No.12394691

>>12380372
>Achilles' actions were justified
Being a pouty little bitch, you mean?

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>> No.12394743

>>12394581
too hard for the average /lit/faggot of 2018/2019

>> No.12394852

>>12394581
we don't

it just got memed too much

>> No.12394863

>>12394203

name not trip

>> No.12394867
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>> No.12395070

>>12382277
>>12380373
Nobody wants to read your autistic diary.

>> No.12395084 [DELETED] 

>>12394852
IJ is a pile of trash, faggot.

>> No.12395284

>>12389344
Lmao, what a bitter little faggot.

>> No.12395418

>>12395284
Haha I can see by your emotional reaction you are a meme connoisseur like myself :^)
Game recognize game, as they say, fellow chad man

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>> No.12395564

What I read. - the three Musketeers
What I expected. - Sword fights, chivalry, duals, muskets
What I got. - "oh no we need more beer money"

>> No.12395804

>>12392931
lol at the expected

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fresh OC

>> No.12396919

>>12394691
meant for >>12393046

>> No.12396967

>>12396817
>>12394867
>>12391388
>>12380614
nice

>> No.12397073

>>12394867
Is there any book where the What i expected in this image is What i got?

>> No.12397078

>>12397073
in other words what are some good detective books that are not sherlock

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>> No.12397358

>>12391388
bad

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>>12391332
The superior version

>> No.12398153

>>12388454
Isn't there an anne of green gables anime graphic novel?

>> No.12398197

>>12395070
how do you know it's autistic? did you read it?

>> No.12398203

>>12398153
no...but there is porn of it.

>> No.12398308

>>12398197
The sample pages when it was on amazon yes. It's written like a bunch of diary entries about how the main character hates roasties, chads, minorities, and anything that isn't him. The parts I read also showed him researching how to make a bomb and potential targets.

>> No.12398641

>>12380896
Zozzle

>> No.12399427

>>12393586
>>12380110
autism

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>>12397983

>> No.12399659

>>12380069
Just read this. I would add a big gross smiling Indian guy fb photo face shot for Krishna though

>> No.12400533

>>12397078

Father Brown series

A Coffin for Dimitrios

The Philip Marlowe books

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>>12397078
the covers suck but still

>> No.12400603

Anyone got one for The Sound and the Fury?

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>>12375071

>> No.12400773

>>12377280
>>12377263
>>12377142
It's not on Amazon anymore, looks like there's a paperback on ebay but I'm not spending $20 for a paperback of a meme.

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>>12381161
"L'Occhio Occidentale" by Nicola Samori

>> No.12401345

>>12392898

Such a shame Hasek died before finishing it. He meant to write six volumes and only just got started on the fourth before his death due to alcoholism.

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>> No.12402174

>>12400533
>>12400581
thanks babe

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>> No.12402941

>>12396817
hmmm

>> No.12402972

>>12376232
Umm it's about bullying prostitutes to fall in love with you, trying reading to the end of the novella sweetie.

>> No.12403009

>>12402972
>sweetie
lern to spell

>> No.12403124

>>12380980
I mean Cupid and Psyche comprises the largest section of the book.

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>> No.12403552

>>12403270
this one is good

>> No.12403634

>>12382372
What? It was completely the other way around for me this must be one of those trolls

>> No.12403675

>>12375277
>called War and Peace
>only expected war
>somehow thinks he only got peace

>> No.12403702

>>12380677
He got laid so, for the permavirgins on this board board, being a
whiny, suicidal, cuckold, basket case is irrelevant and he's a Chad.

>> No.12405294

>>12403270
Excellent.

>> No.12405308

>>12403634
You got spiritual buddhist-man /out/ instead of hippy gibberish? I enjoyed the book and all but come on. The only redeeming part in those respects was Desolation Peak.

>> No.12405405

>>12405308
To me It's a mixed bag honestly. The parts that were "Jackjack's and Friends's Bizarre Adventures" were cringey as fuck; But there are some parts that redeem the book and generaly made it a worthy read. You have to understand that while Jackjack is convinced he is a made man and a badass since he went buddhist before it was cool, he is the buddhist's equivalent of the cringey Catholic new convert/re-convert: he got baptized and now he can't go two minutes without talking about Augustine and Aquinas; He's full of Great ideas but life still hasnt put his convinctions to the test.

>> No.12405498

>>12380100
the "what i expected" and "what i got" parts are supposed to be different

>> No.12405529

>>12405498
It is different: one is a turd; the other is a whole continent's worth of designated shitting roads. Orders of magnitude worse.

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>> No.12405679

>>12380485
Fucking kek at o&s

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>> No.12405694

>>12395500
No corn in Ancient Europe, brah.
Corn is from the Americas.

>> No.12405707

>>12380485
I just finished this book last night. Wtf was up with that part? why did baldanders lose his shit and start attacking the crowd?

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>>12380385
Very accurate.
> tug her braid

>> No.12405727

>>12405694
If you don't get the joke in a post then don't bother replying you retarded mongrel

>> No.12405738

>>12403675
this

>> No.12406151
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>> No.12407642

Bumpe

>> No.12407702

>>12376053
What I read - sun and steel
What I expected - inspiration
What I got - A hatred for myself

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>>12375071
OC of my favourite book

>> No.12407728

>>12395284
>getting mad
>at memes

>> No.12407949

>>12406151
What the actual fuck? Why the fuck does someone keep posting this garbage?

>> No.12408044

>>12384461
>how did you not expect big brother?
I didn't expect him to be a (presumed) person, I thought the organization would be called that.

>> No.12408054

>>12384038
That's my sister, hands off.

>> No.12408056

>>12407949
>t.

>> No.12408076

>>12392082
Did you even read the book? How did you miss what the ending was trying to say?

>> No.12408223

>>12376218
That moment when you realize "Oh, this is going to be the whole book."

>> No.12408268

>>12383728
you forgot the old lady's boobs part.

>> No.12408763

>>12406151
hue

>> No.12408796

>>12408076
How does the image contradict the book?

>> No.12408807

>>12406151
Did you even read the book? How did you miss what the beginning was trying to say?

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>>12376053
>>12407702
what I read - sun and steel

what I expected - /fit/ inspiration

what I got - a hatred for the trolls recommending sun and steel

>> No.12409062

>>12408223
i seriously loved her, one of my favorite female characters ever

>> No.12409311

>>12394232
smells like a leaf.
looks like a bucktooth.
red as thee debils dik
must be a Canadian

>> No.12409316

>>12408807
I read the first chapter and it fucking sucked.

>> No.12409668

>>12409054
what was so bad about it? (never read the book but am interested)

>> No.12409675

>>12406151
To the library, and step on it!

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>>12403270

>injuns niggers the judge

Best meme of my night, good show.

>> No.12409758

>>12375966
Good one. Have a (you) on the house.

>> No.12409809

>>12380621
Underrated

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>>12375071

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>>12403270
also missing a picture of the engineer from Prometheus

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>>12375071

>> No.12409972

>>12381129
>footfag bait
I think he meant to recommend Diary of a Mad Old Man.

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>>12399479
>last panel

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>>12375071
currently reading

>> No.12410074

>>12395500
it's an old meme sir, but it checks out

>> No.12410146

>>12380621
Fug I actually keked

>> No.12410258

>>12375666
>bergson
>rightwing
read wyndham lewis

>> No.12410283

>>12409668
Hint: the book is not about exercise, not even tangentially.

>> No.12410444

>>12375864

You should feel silly for expecting anything less.

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>>12375071

>> No.12410809

>>12384438
He said the what I expected not the what I got.

>> No.12410841

>>12409874
LMAO

>> No.12411235

>>12409668
It gave me Elliot Rodger vibes. The most you can relate the book to fitness is him being uncomfortable with his body, that's it. That book is the reason I don't read more Mishima, is too brainlet and is obvious trolling to recommend.

>> No.12411289

>>12378301
how old were you when you realised sperm whales aren't actually whales?

>> No.12411347

>>12406151
Lol, nice

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>>12410589

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>>12375071

>> No.12412002

>>12408268
Is it more rilevant than the young ones? The description he writes about them it's excellent

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>> No.12413871

>>12411963

Kek, I still have to read this door stopper. How is it?

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>>12406151

>> No.12414219

>>12376232
fucking based