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I'M GONNA WRITE EROTICA.

I NEED MONEY.

>> No.12309359

You dirty, bad boy.

>> No.12309369

Write for women and remember the formula:
[1] The guy is insanely attractive
[2] The guy is insanely rich
[3] He's standoffish to everyone but the girl
[4] He becomes absolutely obsessed with the girl
[5] He has a troubled past that needs the soothing of the girl

>> No.12309380

Erotica is mental poison. Writing or reading it, you'll pay the price.

>> No.12309387
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>>12309354
naughty naughty

>> No.12309427

>>12309387
fuck i love her

>> No.12309431

>>12309427
please, stop staring at my wife and mommy

>> No.12309440

>>12309387
>>12309427
>>12309431
going to need a name here, boys

>> No.12309449

>>12309354
Write for rich gays. They are emerging market.

>> No.12309457

>>12309440
Zoey Holloway

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>>12309449
>emerging

>>12309457
please keep my wife's name out your mouth

>> No.12309466

>>12309369
Aside from the rich part, this is basically my formula for picking up women. If they feel they're receiving extra attention even if it's minuscule, they believe they have the upper hand. I even pretend to be celibate until I invariably "give in to passion". Being a sociopath has it's advantages senpai.

>> No.12309467

>>12309440
John Hurricock

>> No.12309538

>>12308629
>Had some late night junk food and now I'm lying in bed at 1 am. A good gym session in the morning excuses all sins

Sleep had captured everyone in the first hour. I alone was awake. Had there been another, perhaps some nocturnal sentry posted at the door to ward off all somnolence, some blockader of dreams, he would have heard the sharp cellophane crinkles pierce through dull and gluttonous mastication. However, my sin will be paid for tomorrow in iron, a heavy sum to be carried by flesh and barbell.

>> No.12309540

>>12309462
/pol/'s top 10

>> No.12309630

>>12309387
books with this feel?

>> No.12309642

>>12309540
>boogeyman
More like your diary, desu.

>> No.12309941

>>12309457
>>12309431
>>12309427
>>12309387
What happened to her, bros? Where is she? I hope she's good

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>>12309359

>> No.12309952

>>12309449
as an emerging gay, I agree with this

>> No.12309955

>>12309354
How are you going to write erotica if you don't even know how breasts feels?
VIRGIN

>> No.12309964

>>12309955
BTFO

>> No.12310343

>>12309941
She did porn because she needed money to raise her kid,when she got enough she retired.

>> No.12310374

>>12309466
>Being a sociopath has it's advantages senpai.
Name one great work of art that a sociopath could possibly understand.

>> No.12310405

i wrote some erotica for an anon on omegle and he nutted and thanked me. he did have to steer me away from the direction i was taking with dung smearing but we got right back on track after that.

>> No.12310423

>>12309354
Nothing wrong with an honest day's work.

>> No.12310909

>>12309354
Why do you need money?

>> No.12310965
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Dude how about this plot?

1. Woman's car breaks down in the desert
2. There's a farmhouse nearby so she goes to it seeking help
3. No one home
4. She seeks refuge in the barn (it's getting dark)
5. Middle of the night, a knock on the barndoor
6. It's her car, which has become sentient
7. It was only pretending to be broke-down to get her alone in the barn
8. She has sex with her car

I'll split the royalties with you 50/50