/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12180856]

How do I become homosexual

[Anonymous No.12180865]

>>12180856
I think you have to be born that way. I’ve tried it and I could never be as attracted to men as I am to women.

[Anonymous No.12180866]

just b urself

[Anonymous No.12180871]

>>12180856
Read French pomos.

[Anonymous No.12180889]

>>12180871
Poetry unironically made me gayer than I was before.

Fucking Byron.

[Anonymous No.12180901]

>>12180856
Browse /pol/. They’re all closet homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.12180911]

>>12180901

lol

[Anonymous No.12180921]

>>12180856
Now I must admit that I could not read at all and take your problem to be some inane bullshit.

Go to the shower and sleep. To work tomorrow. No other advice will come.

[Anonymous No.12180928]

>>12180901
kek

[Anonymous No.12180950]

>>12180921
You seem to be unreasonably upset

[Anonymous No.12180951]

>>12180901
This

[Anonymous No.12180955]

>>12180856
fuck a dude

[Anonymous No.12181048]

Gay
>Sexually fulfilling, lacking emotional depth
>No genes passed on, plenty of genes acquired!
>Not scary to be rejected by man
>Socially awkward and unacceptable to be gay, even with all the glittery "acceptance"
>No social/emotional growth due to intimate loving relationship with opposite sex
Straight
>Emotionally fulfilling unless you picked the wrong girl
>Growth due to intimate relationship with opposite sex
>Also getting to see partner grow
>Disappointing to be rejected by woman
>Can pass on genes
>Completely normal, acceptable, and not attention-seeking to have public relationship
Gay bad. Straight good.

[Anonymous No.12181059]

Daily reminder the demiurge fears the homos.

[Anonymous No.12181065]

>>12181048
>gay
>lacking emotional depth
>straight
>emotionally fulfilling
Get a load of this non-faggot.

[Anonymous No.12181068]

>>12181048
>implying straights can be emotionally attached and aren't justifying their dicks
>
>being mortal
>for you
>passing on genes instead of cultivating immortality
>good hylic keep breeding

[Anonymous No.12181076]

>>12180856
by watching a lot of porn, unironically

[Anonymous No.12181080]

get molested as a child?

[Anonymous No.12181094]

>>12180866
lmao
fucking underrated

[Anonymous No.12181099]

Watch a lot of porn and netflix
Eat processed food

[Anonymous No.12181121]

>>12180950
how do i get a body like that?

[Anonymous No.12181132]

>>12181076
this is unironically true ;'(

[Anonymous No.12181133]

Start with the Greeks.

[Anonymous No.12181137]

>>12181121
eat a healthy diet but don't work out very much

[Anonymous No.12181142]

>>12180856
Read Plato’s Symposium

[Anonymous No.12181145]

The sight of a lycra clad Ukrainian acrobat boy tumbling across a stage fighting off pirates did it for me at the age of 12.

[Anonymous No.12181184]

>>12181121
>get a body like that
You don't "get" a body like this. Everyone is given one. You just have to not spoil it

[Anonymous No.12181204]

love between two men is the purest, most clean and innocent form of affection

[Anonymous No.12181226]

>>12181076
>>12181080
>>12181099
>>12180865
all true

[Anonymous No.12181294]

[Anonymous No.12181524]

>>12181294
Sauce pls

[Anonymous No.12181540]

>>12181121
>>12181133

[Anonymous No.12181559]

just watch anime and porn; play a girl character in a game

[Anonymous No.12181562]

>>12181133
based

[Anonymous No.12181567]

>>12180856
look at cute twink porn

[Anonymous No.12181579]

>>12181065
kek even Ancient Greeks noted that it was shallow lust and naught more.

[Anonymous No.12181589]

>>12181579
Have you read the Sympsium? They might've shit on base physical desires, but in talking about love (in all its forms) between men, they made no such claim.

[Anonymous No.12181596]

Write and read literature.

[Anonymous No.12181612]

>>12180856
Start with lesbians, work your way to
-traps, then twinks, otters, and then you'll be well on your way

[Anonymous No.12181619]

>>12181579
Symposium is literally about plebeian brainlets immortalizing themselves through heterosex and childbirth, while those pregnant with beauty in their soul seeking out each other and touching dicks non-stop. Go be a turbopseud elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.12181721]

I bet it is impossible to find someone who gay who is a pleasure being around but doesn't behave like a faggot. It's a mental illness for a reason. The best you can hope for is someone who is bi and you will jsut end up loosing him to some girl down the line as his youth fades.
>>12181619
>Symposium is literally about plebeian brainlets immortalizing
stop.
symposium shows all sides. Just cause Socrates has the final word in the discussion doesn't mean he actually BTFo all the others. Immortality is jsut one of many suggested interpretations of Eros in Symposium.

[Anonymous No.12181731]

have your mother eat mercury during your pregnancy

[Anonymous No.12181850]

>>12181721
They exist but yeah, they're almost impossible to find. Non-flamboyant gays usually have a lot more self-loathing and as a result don't put themselves out there.

[Anonymous No.12181919]

>>12181721
I'd tear that twink up.

[Anonymous No.12181979]

>>12181184
how to unspoil it

[Anonymous No.12181986]

drink fluoridated water

[Anonymous No.12182220]

>>12181080
ok jude

[Anonymous No.12182248]

>>12180856
Just bend over

[Anonymous No.12182395]

>>12180856
Notice how the mods leave threads like this up.

[Anonymous No.12182408]

>>12180856
I can lick your asshole if you like

[Anonymous No.12182416]

>>12180856
>>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.12182422]

>>12180856
The shit you guys say sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12182428]

>>12180865
You just have weak will. Being gay is entirely down to nurture, and you can train yourself into getting hard to anything.

[Anonymous No.12182457]

>>12180856
Why do you want to join the club anon?

[Anonymous No.12182465]

>>12180865
Maybe she's made with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[Anonymous No.12182470]

>>12180856
>>12180865
Can someone please explain why some men have this desire to turn gay? I've never understood it. Being gay can be terrible.

[Anonymous No.12182484]

>>12182470
There's no one "desiring to be gay" its just a bunch of dinks who think sexuality is a conscious choice. It's either you like penis or vagina or both in some cases. There's a cognitive aspect of coming to terms with it (for many people in denial) but thats as far as "choice" goes in this respect. People aren't actively seeking it out.

Speaking as a fag, it can be terrible but life in general is pretty terrible regardless of sexuality, just let me have a bf and leave me alone

[Anonymous No.12182490]

>>12182484
Stop talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.12182494]

>>12182484
>bunch of dinks who think sexuality is a conscious choice
Hmm ok so my suspicions are confirmed. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

>Speaking as a fag, it can be terrible but life in general is pretty terrible regardless of sexuality, just let me have a bf and leave me alone

It's all a roll of the dice at the end of the day isn't it?

[Anonymous No.12182503]

>>12182484
It may not be a conscious choice but it also is not a permanent, immutable trait

[Anonymous No.12182504]

are there literally any disadvantages to being bi (relative to either straight or gay)???

[Anonymous No.12182505]

why would you want to be gay? Have you ever visited /lgbt/? If you did you'd know just how shallow of an existence being gay actually is

[Anonymous No.12182508]

>>12182470
Because not everybody live in hick ville aka america, breeders are disgusting subhumans that can only think with their dicks, their lives revolve around catching the attention of the opposite sex to delude them self they will live on as their off spring, only to realize their ego dies with their bodies.

[Anonymous No.12182512]

>>12182470
Maybe a desire for transgression, specialness, maybe a desire for greater sexual freedom, maybe you can't stand women and are unable to measure them by a different standard to men.

[Anonymous No.12182513]

>>12182490
Honey if simply all it took was a voice whispering into straight men's ear's telling them to go gay over and over again I'd finally have a boyfriend right about now!

[Anonymous No.12182517]

>>12182490
honey, the only thing coming outta my ass is a dick.

[Anonymous No.12182524]

>>12182494
This is the most fucking retarded post i have seen all the day.

[Anonymous No.12182528]

>>12182504
Both sides perceive you as a fence-sitter, I guess. Women, despite claims of being progressive, aren't too unlikely to reject you if you've ever had sex with a man, and men might not be too into the idea of starting something with a guy that will probably leave them for a pussy further down the line.

I just don't tell anyone. Not that I'd have to do it often if I did; I'm too much of a shutin to get laid and hate the idea of one-night stands.

[Anonymous No.12182529]

>>12182513
Cringey retard.

[Anonymous No.12182534]

>>12182505
Lgbt only has trannies on it.

[Anonymous No.12182537]

>>12182503
Those people are bisexual at best, there are plenty of lifelongers (both genders)

[Anonymous No.12182546]

>>12182512
I do think it is partly a response to feminism and a growth of feminism. I don't believe the /pol/ hype that there is some kind of ball-punting anti-male conspiracy afoot hellbent on making it feel shameful to have natural heterosexual urges and thoughts about beautiful women. There is some of that, and I think some sensitive straight boys might pick up on it.

There are also probably many latent bisexuals who just need to wake up to the fact that they are into certain types of other guys.

I'm a fag myself and I behave like a regular dude toward every other guy I don't want to fuck. You'd never tell I was gay unless i'm feeling extra faggy that day. Otherwise I'm no different.

But I understand how sexuality can be screwy pun intended. For instance the singer Julien Baker is the only woman I'm attracted to. Get this, she's a dike! I guess I just wasn't meant to pass on muh genes.

[Anonymous No.12182548]

>>12182505
/gaygeneral/ is unironically the third best threads on this site, outside of /hoc/ and the based Girardposter threads

[Anonymous No.12182553]

>>12182524
>>12182529
Is this the same poster who wants to be gay so much that he's overreacting to my shitposts?

[Anonymous No.12182561]

>>12182546
Maybe not so much feminism but a more inclusive openness to sexuality allows a lot more people to be open with themselves and no longer have to hide in shame.

You and I seem alike (straight passing) and I kinda get weak in the knees when I see/hear Sara Quinn also a lesbo!

[Anonymous No.12182564]

>>12182553
I don't want to be gay, i don't even enjoy being friends with men.
You're post was just insanely moronic.

[Anonymous No.12182569]

Watch too much porn and put things into your butt until it feels good
In my experience I didn't lose the attraction to women though, and it's still the more significant sexual thoughts/urge 95% of the time

[Anonymous No.12182570]

Is there such thing as a gay male incel? I assume it’s way easier for gay guys to get laid than straight guys but I also assume it’s possible to be gay and autistic at the same time.

[Anonymous No.12182573]

>>12182529
lit is the most intellectual board to be sure

[Anonymous No.12182578]

>>12182517
What about shit and jizz?

[Anonymous No.12182579]

>>12182537
Unfalsifiable load of shit desu. Sexuality changes, small ways depending on mood, large ways over long periods with a lot of change and in massive ways over a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.12182584]

>>12182579
Sexuality is a grey area to be sure, but many many people know the type of person they want to have sex with, that doesn't usually change as flippant as you claim (unless theyre a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut)

[Anonymous No.12182587]

>>12182546
Some straight men have to deal with a culture and educational system that does the equivalent of shaming them for feeling good. To a straight man's mind it feels good to dominate a woman, and that isn't necessarily bad. If the woman consents, we call that a relationship. But then these same straight men, often college age, go on to view gay life as some kind of sexual utopia where it's just bros on bros and everyone's having a good time, no pressure. That's partly true but it's partly not.

I also think homophobia is somewhat rooted int this resentment that the gays don't "have to deal with women" and that an average gay can have a better sex life than just an above average straight.

[Anonymous No.12182591]

>>12182570
Its volcel only when gay.

[Anonymous No.12182593]

>>12182584
Please lurk before posting.

[Anonymous No.12182594]

>>12182561
I never thought of it that way. That openness is one thing. It does invite a relaxed mindset toward sexuality.

I guess because I'm on 4chan I'm used to dealing with angry closeted zoomer boys who hate that they want to love men. I know this because I was one not too long ago, more or less. The one difference is I didn't want to love them but did anyway, when the reverse is true for these guys it seems.

[Anonymous No.12182595]

>>12182548
I will pray for you

[Anonymous No.12182604]

>>12182591
I thought volcel means you choose to be celibate? I mean actual incel. Like a gay guy who wants to fuck other gay guys but his shit personality deters gay guys from letting him fuck. I feel like you’d have to be a turboautist to not be able to get laid as a gay guy but something deep down tells me they exist.

[Anonymous No.12182622]

>>12182587
Surely homophobia is rooted in disgust, seems like wishful thinking on the part of gays to say that homophobic people are jealous of their gross sex lives

[Anonymous No.12182631]

>>12182594
When I came out I was so worried it would ruin me. Obvs worried about the taunts and mockery I would endure, but mostly that never really came into fruition and those who did yell homophobic stuff at me, I don't even think about anymore.

Really if you surround yourself with good kind people they won't care about who you are attracted to, regardless of sexuality

[Anonymous No.12182638]

>>12182604
Sides exist if you count that. Stephen frys a side. (Gay who doesnt top or bottom) but thats volcel not incel.

[Anonymous No.12182643]

>>12182587
And by some straight men I mean straight men who don't have perfect muscular bodies, tall height, big 9 inch dicks and self-confidence that hot straight women would pay to fuck if they had to. But they don't have to, quite the opposite! They practically get paid for the privilege, or at least certainly can expect that option!

But these same straight men, if they want to turn themselves gay through some noble effort, would find it hard out in those streets too. Unless they have a nice ass! Because gay men are nazis when it comes to attractiveness and their whole approach to sexuality is like an alien planet compared to straight men's experience.

[Anonymous No.12182644]

>>12182638
You mean a cuck?

[Anonymous No.12182647]

>>12182622
Plenty of straights have "gross" sex lives. Homophobic people are just repulsed by similar genitals touching.

Yea yea yea I'm aware of fetish clubs, but mind you those fetishes extend into heteros just as often

[Anonymous No.12182648]

>>12182631
For me it was that I hung out with a tough crowd and casual homophobia was commonplace. I didn't mind it most of the time but eventually my two close bros grew distant from me as it became clear that I was probably gay.

However, other boys started coming out of the woodwork which is something I noticed in high school. It's like some of them just turned their heads and acknowledged it with me.

[Anonymous No.12182654]

>>12182647
>Homophobic people are just repulsed by similar genitals touching.
Genius, you're literally agreeing with him.

[Anonymous No.12182658]

>>12180856
read Bataille

[Anonymous No.12182660]

>>12182622
People are disgusted by roadkill. Do they picket the concept and go on ragers because of it? The craziness regarding hatred towards gays is something far more primal. It's evolutionary biology that needs a high civilization to figure out. The Greeks unironically realized it was natural and could even have a place in society. And they had a good run!

[Anonymous No.12182662]

having sex with dudes might be fun especially fetish shit like crossdressing or bdsm, but no way i could love a dude, i couldnt marry a dude, if i were to live a gay lifestyle i'd be a sociopath just using people basically, i have no romantic feeling for men

[Anonymous No.12182666]

>>12182654
c'mon anytime anyone mentions gay sex its usually followed up by "eat da poopoo" so thats the imagine in their mind

[Anonymous No.12182678]

>>12182666
dude i've heard way too many chicks irl talking about how they want/expect men to eat ass, i'm like hell fucking no, buttstuff is fuckin gross dude or chick

[Anonymous No.12182692]

>>12182678
i think the rise in assing eating requests from chicks is from watching all the anal in porn and the chicks want to get their ass hammered but figure its too slutty to ask for straight up so they hope if the dude licks it he'll want to fuck it next, either way gross, now heterosex is just as nasty as gay sex, might as well just be a fag

[Anonymous No.12182699]

[Anonymous No.12182705]

>>12182662
Neither do you have "romantic" feelings for a women, is your desire to keep living that makes you think that way, truth is, when your body dies, you die, your offspring is not you.

[Anonymous No.12182708]

>>12182660
How do you picket a concept? Some people don't like gay people because they are disgusted by them and don't want to associate with them. I'm sure if there was some method by which the amount of roadkill could be reduced people who were disgusted by roadkill would support that method.

[Anonymous No.12182713]

>>12182678
But you get what I'm saying right? People are equating natural sexual tendencies with depraved fetish shit.

Its only gross if you're with someone who didn't prep beforehand. I know of a chick who did anal with her bf and didn't prepare and ended up shitting all over a hotel pool floor (smart kids decided anal would be the best thing to do during a high school field trip)

[Anonymous No.12182721]

>>12182678
It’s not so bad. I was against it for the longest time. I but I was eating out my gf from behind one day and she took a shower beforehand and I just had the urge to do it. She never asked for it but I ate her ass while fingering her pussy from behind and I’ve been doing it ever since. Pretty cash mate. Give it a shot if you’ve got a clean girl who takes care of her hygiene. I promise you’ll get addicted to it.

[Anonymous No.12182731]

>>12182721
Why don't you just kiss her don't you think that's nice too

[Anonymous No.12182732]

>>12182713
yeah pornstars get a paid a lot of money and part of that is being compensated for fasting an douching the hell out of their ass before the seen like when you go for a colonoscopy, if you just fuck some random's ass you dick will end up shitty, i got woke on this when some chick i was about to fuck took off her thong and it had a brown spot on it, from that moment on i dont even fantasize about anal

[Anonymous No.12182734]

>>12182708
You can't picket a concept but any time you protest something that's effectively what you're doing. Behavior is rooted in the concepts.

Westburo Baptist church or whatever, ISIS, whoever it is that hates gays, if their response is based entirely on physical revulsion then it speaks more to an issue with their psychology than somebody else's. That is a hyper-active response. The normal response would be to simply think, "nope, that's not for me. I'm not interested." and live and let live.

People hate gays because they are biologically programmed to reproduce by their genes. Homosexual behavior is nonreproductive. People who hate gays are like ants that want to attack lazy or inactive members of the colony. There is a growing scientific literature on the topic.

[Anonymous No.12182742]

>>12182734
so then incel dudes who hate chad for fucking mad staceys and never settling down are also following biological repulsion at people who fail to reproduce

[Anonymous No.12182747]

>>12180856
Keep posting here and sooner or later you'll be gay

[Anonymous No.12182748]

>>12182731
I do. I kiss her lips, vag, and ass. Are you young? I feel like it’s a young thing. I’m 28 and didn’t really start doing the extra stuff until I was like 26. Still never done anal cause I’m not into that but I just like licking her cause she’s super clean and it doesn’t taste bad.

[Anonymous No.12182758]

>>12182732
I mean...who immediately goes for anal? Even fags like me know it takes prepping

[Anonymous No.12182761]

>>12182742
No, they are trying to compete for a mate to breed.

[Anonymous No.12182765]

>>12182713
>shitting all over a hotel pool floor
This made me giggle.

[Anonymous No.12182773]

>>12182584
Thing is, the things that gays find attractive in men are not completely at odds with what straight men find attractive in women, humans aren't that dimorphic compared to some other species. You have men who are otherwise straight who are attracted to traps, apart from the dick , why wouldn't they be? Why is attraction to men different from any other fetish? There's so many ridiculous and completely unnatural fetishes out there, do you think someone was born with the desire to cum on plush toys? Its weird seeing people who would otherwise hold a completely different position switching to hard genetic determinism.

[Anonymous No.12182777]

>>12182748
I'm 25 but I don't intend on eating my gfs ass any time soon. Can't say I get it at all but do your thing my man

[Anonymous No.12182779]

>>12182758
some dude i was to troll irc with back in the day got traumatized fucking some chicks from a bar's ass and got his dick all shitty, i suppose gay dudes are more pro at that shit, but a lot of kids just watch pornos and think its real life

[Anonymous No.12182790]

>>12182773
one time i smoked some extra dank weed i copped from some white kid with dreads and i watched easy rider with my homies and that part where the camera pans over the motorcycle in the beginning made me erect, and i dont even like bikes or cars or anything with a combustion engine idk what happened that night

[Anonymous No.12182791]

>>12182734
>People who hate gays are like ants that want to attack lazy or inactive members of the colony. There is a growing scientific literature on the topic.
White nationalists explicitly justify their disapproval of homosexuality by saying it goes against the aims of the white race, which of course involves lots and lots of white babies. Checks out.

But it is also the case that homophobia is related in large part to hatred of effeminacy. Acting like the proverbial faggot. Not shutting up about talking about sex in public when nobody wants to hear it, being aggressively flamboyant in an effort to troll heterosexual norms. Straight acting gay men are considered tolerable by even some far right ideological groups, because they keep their private life to themselves and don't try to make it the center of attention.

[Anonymous No.12182797]

>>12182777
Checked,
I never really planned it out. It was just a sudden urge that I acted on. She loved it and from what I hear a lot of girls secretely love it. Now she’ll ask me to do it. But I used to be repulse by butt stuff as well. Still don’t ever intend on doing anal though. That’s too much from me. Because at least with oral you’re only licking the surface which is easy to clean. When you penetrate is when you come into contact with an area that is difficult to clean so your likelyhood KD coming into contact with shit is much higher.

[Anonymous No.12182809]

>>12182734
>The normal response
The normal response to disgust is to want to either escape or kill that thing.
Like when i see a pug and want to stomp on its head.

[Anonymous No.12182813]

>>12182790
Please take your normalfag shit elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.12182831]

>>12182773
>>12182779
I honestly think porn has a huge slice in this. The over-sexualized, impressionable people who keep delving into more and more ridiculous stuff and eventually develop a taste for it, or at least a longing for it.

In regards to odd fetishes and attraction to men is that I'd wager a lot of those fetishes go back under their rocks after climax, while I openly talk about my bf etc.

[Anonymous No.12182838]

>>12182773
>Thing is, the things that gays find attractive in men are not completely at odds with what straight men find attractive in women
There's a venn diagram to sexuality based on the intensity of the expression of secondary sex characteristics.

Very masculine men and very feminine women exist on the fire sides of a continuum. Feminine girls and gay twinks are closer where the diagrams overlap.

Sometimes bros will tease one of their friends for being too pretty, and you can see this mechanism in action. But a gay guy who likes twinks could probably make the leap to liking traps and then finally women because they are on the overlap.

It's weird to think about this so deeply I have never bothered before. I almost want to go on but I'm afraid that it would be too autistic.

[Anonymous No.12182851]

>>12182838
>fire sides
far sides

> Feminine girls and gay twinks
Also I'm not sure I quite got this right. What about cute tomboyish lesbos?

[Anonymous No.12182868]

>>12182838
it's further complicated by the unexplained fact that both straight men and straight women show arousal when they see genitals of their own sex

[Anonymous No.12182873]

>>12182831
yeah i always read these funny stories on the r/thebluepill about guys who watch a bunch of porno and demand their wifes chug their cum and take anal and then end up divorced and are like "wtf told our marriage counselor that i wanted my wife to let me fuck her ass and then gurgle my cum and they looked at me like i was the asshole! i'm now divorced" im like lol porn and pua shit is a dangerous mix

[Anonymous No.12182896]

>>12182809
Harumph. Under some circumstances perhaps.

I'm a fag, and you're one of those fun little people who hate me. You disgust me and while I do want to get away from you, and killing you wouldn't be all that bad, I mostly just don't care and would prefer you got a life.

[Anonymous No.12182906]

>>12182868
ahem, what?

[Anonymous No.12182922]

>>12182873
>r/thebluepill

[Anonymous No.12182977]

>>12182831
>I'd wager a lot of those fetishes go back under their rocks after climax
Probably because there's no widespread idea of them as a lifestyle to be proud of. Doesn't stop some madlads from marrying midgets though.

[Anonymous No.12182982]

>>12182896
I would prefer if people like you (and i don't mean fags) would go to another website.

[Anonymous No.12183031]

>>12182977
Are midgets not worth marrying then?

[Anonymous No.12183071]

>>12182595
he isn't wrong in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.12183088]

>>12180856
Smoke weed and watch a lot of sissy hypno.

[Anonymous No.12183112]

>>12180856
fucking 120 replies AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.12183142]

be mentally ill, or be molested as a child

[Anonymous No.12183159]

>>12182982
Huh, that's funny. I feel the same way about you. I guess we have something in common after all.

Do you know what the really rich part is? I'm right here motherfucker and you can't make me go to another website ahahaha I post on this shithole almost every day ahahahaha my posts all get upvotes ahahha

[Anonymous No.12183162]

>>12183159
An updoot for you, an updoot for you, and, of course, an especially big updoot for you. Yes, r/4channel truly is the place for us now.

[Anonymous No.12183164]

>>12183142
Explain how that works. I'd genuinely like to see you try.

[Anonymous No.12183169]

>>12182484
>There's no one "desiring to be gay" its just a bunch of dinks who think sexuality is a conscious choice.
I would say, as a /d/eviant connoisseur, that sexuality is not something you are just born into. No, you can go down the spiral stairs of fetishes.

[Anonymous No.12183170]

>>12183162
Isn't it? I think hiro is a closet leftist. Notice how he's never uttered a word of political opinion publicly. He probably wishes /pol/ would just disappear but it is one of the main boards driving traffic

[Anonymous No.12183173]

u have to ease your way in start with passing trans people on hrt porn then traps then femboys then twinks then regular men

[Anonymous No.12183175]

>>12183170
My belief also. I can have no other.

[Anonymous No.12183181]

>>12183170
>I think hiro is a closet leftist. Notice how he's never uttered a word of political opinion publicly
so why do you think hes leftist? he said teh split was so he could get advertisers

[Anonymous No.12183184]

>>12183169
Everyone has a sexual center or set of core preferences. When you are younger these are less fixated but as you mature they get more settled. by the time your brain is done growing in your late twenties your preferences have more or less solidified and are unchangable.

But if you are a teen going through puberty and you are online looking at all the weird sexual stuff on it, it's going to cross some wires and switch some gears. You'll end up conditioned some kind of fetish for the sound of a bell ringing and a glass of milk or furries or whatever it is that gets people off.

If you're a teen and you want to be gay, it's your best shot. Any younger and your sexuality is offline and unresponsive. Any older, and your body has already decided if it is straight, gay or bi.

[Anonymous No.12183192]

>>12183181
Well, getting advertisers means getting liberals. Capitalism is more liberal in its social values, it doesn't want to be associated with extremism.

Advertisement is the diplomatic response to say, but I also feel that if 4chan is overrun by /pol/tards advertisers will continue to avoid it. They don't want to be known as the Hitler Soda or the Genocide Chips.

[Anonymous No.12183195]

>>12183184
>Everyone has a sexual center or set of core preferences.
Girls -> Lesbians -> Strapons -> Futa -> Traps

[Anonymous No.12183198]

>>12183192
>Hitler Soda
>Genocide Chips
I'd try it.

[Anonymous No.12183205]

>>12183195
Damn you nasty lol.

At least you settled on traps, it could have turned out a lot worse for you.

[Anonymous No.12183230]

>>12183205
For me it was

Girls ---> Lesbians (are they not still girls?) --> rocks --> furries ---> shoes ---> shoe laces ---> kids---> postal vans ----> anime characters

[Anonymous No.12183262]

A man on an experimental drug that helps cure abnormal sexual addiction ejaculates on a picture of Auschwitz victims. Immediately after doing so a gaunt ghoul crawls from the image, soaked in semen and blood. The narrator is paralyzed with fear as the semen demon tells him about the end of the world that is to come all because he had jizzed on a specific portion of the image. After the narrator comes down from the medication, a certain chain of events in his life unfolds that appears to indicate that his experience was not a drug induced trip but a very real paranormal experience. He suddenly becomes hyper aware of society's degeneration when a rainbow parade happens in his town where all he sees are semen demons and everyone else sees just plain fags. He becomes plagued by dreams of rainbow nazis burning heteronormative people in death camps. Finally he snaps and starts saving his cum and invites gay men over to his house and drowning them in his bathtub full of semen. When the bodies have stacked up, they turn into homo homunculi, ghouls very much like the semen demon that had appeared in the trip. It turns out that the narrator had been unwittingly creating these otherworldly monsters, that multiply and destroy and universe with morality. It turns into the inter dimensional cum zombie apocalypse

[Anonymous No.12183271]

>>12183262
This is my story about homosexuality as a they live scenario. it will be published. all fags should die

[Anonymous No.12183297]

traps

[Anonymous No.12183301]

>>12183297
Why is always sailor outfits?

[Anonymous No.12183452]

>>12183301
shimakaze meme

[Anonymous No.12183511]

>>12180856
Just fuck a dude and dont say no homo it's easy

[Anonymous No.12183520]

>>12181133
Based

[Anonymous No.12183536]

>>12183071
I will also pray for you

[Anonymous No.12183596]

This might be shocking, but nobody is born permanently gay. But you might be born with anti-heterosexual tendencies because the social pressure to acquire a female mate or to not be effeminate is too great for your psyche to develop at a comparable rate to everyone else. Homosexuality occurs when a man can not survive on his own, and he is the lowest on the male hierarchy (physically or psychologically). This is the"bottom. Usually, the bottom has a smaller penis because that implies lower hierarchy status. The top will be a man who because of circumstances could potentially find a female mate, but has been in captivity (prison rape, hikkikomori), misogynist tendencies, or a desire to establish dominance that overrides our natural disgust for homosexual relation.

Homosexuality is innate self-disgust, so much that you completely lack any desire to procreate. To compensate for that, men tend to find other men with bigger muscles and darker skin because they are seeking extra a person with extra testosterone to feel safe. This is why a lot of gay white guys like black men. Being gay is like being a coalburner who can't justify their desire to see offspring that resemble them enough to merit dating a person of their same makeup.

When pressure to find a female mate or compete in the male dominance hierarchy is unbearable, or they haven't been initiated into the male hierarchy because they have an overbearing single mother, the man will completely reject any sense or feeling of being a man, and desire to be a woman to escape suicide, as well as a feeling of physical disgust over their genitals. Everyone has a threshold where they view themselves either through testosterone or estrogen sensitivity. You will notice your shoulders narrower, your hips wider, your pecs as mammaries, and your penis will feel like a giant clit. You can also notice this threshold based on whether or not you thrive more off the idea of giving pleasure or receiving pleasure. If you desire to give pleasure, you are having the natural testosterone sensitivity of a man, if you desire to receive pleasure, you are based in estrogen sensitivity.

The environment is such a huge factor in not only where you sit on the male dominance hierarchy, but also on group survival instincts. So if you live in a big city, there's less need to procreate. Your brain sees overpopulation and doesn't desire to reproduce as much. This is why homos and trannies are so prevalent in big cities. Every time there has been a metropolitan area, immediately there is feminism, women have a dominant role, and men become weaker and gayer. Women are strongest when they reject the most amount of men possible, because that means each woman will get a Chad even if they have to share Chad. That's why women are so overprotective of gay and trans rights.

Homosexuality tarnishes brotherly relationships between men. Just say no to the sexual revolution, say no to modernity, and say no to homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.12183674]

>>12183596
yikes

[Anonymous No.12183715]

>>12183596

[Anonymous No.12183722]

>>12183596
yo some guy wrote this whole shit lol

[Anonymous No.12183728]

Why do homos live in hetero's heads rent free?

[Anonymous No.12183731]

>>12183596
lol someone give this man a phd. The gay has been permanently and forevermore BTFO!

[Anonymous No.12183738]

>>12183596
As a gay guy reading this is actually really illuminating and should help me to get laid. Thanks bruh

[Anonymous No.12183743]

>>12180856

be gay

[Anonymous No.12183900]

>>12180866
this desu

[Anonymous No.12183980]

>>12181121
Don't eat like a fucking lardass?
These bodies are fucking skelly tier

[Anonymous No.12184021]

>>12183596
I have always believed this to be the case.

[Anonymous No.12184112]

>>12183596
big if true

[Anonymous No.12184168]

>>12183596
Alright then, how do you explain the amount of gays that find it hard to find a stable partner that don't end up going back to being straight? Think about all the people that get rejected on Grindr dates.

[Anonymous No.12184170]

>>12180856
Masturbate.
I've blown loads to close-up gay anal sex before and were subject to this visual stimulus until I stopped and realized that all sexual ambiguity centers around masturbation.

[Anonymous No.12184180]

>>12181076
What is porn?

[Anonymous No.12184188]

>>12183596
Also
>Homosexuality tarnishes brotherly relationships between men.
In my experience online and irl gay guys can definitely remain friends just like you can remain friends with a woman and just because you're gay doesn't mean you enter some fem bottom drama circle.

[Anonymous No.12184299]

>>12182395
Why wouldn't they? Homoeroticism is quintessentially /lit/.

[Anonymous No.12184738]

>>12182604
they exist, desu. i'm one. doesn't suck so bad when you accept it.

[Anonymous No.12184760]

>>12180901
based and theweleitpilled

[Anonymous No.12184782]

>>12182604
sounds like me. I just hate being gay too much to act on my homosexuality. Im sure its not going to turn out well

[Anonymous No.12185021]

Lmao, breeders unable to cope with their mortality.

[Anonymous No.12185030]

>>12180856
that's a tough one, anon.

a real hard one to swallow. very very hard, that.


i'd say develop your appreciation for male beauty. in form, in thought, in act. watch some queer af movies. sort of have to go through sexual development a second time i'd guess. only this time you're hellbent for dicks in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.12185086]

I'm mostly straight but I have gay tendencies that developed during puberty because of me having close male friendships.

Like, a certain kind of twink might really arouse me.

[Anonymous No.12185096]

>>12185086
Imagine being so good looking your mere might arouses people.

[Anonymous No.12185098]

unsarcastically watch Call Me By Your Name

[Anonymous No.12185103]

>>12183596
Think you went a bit far when you brought in the weird tranny shit. And theres lots of gay guys that get off on giving pleasure which throws a wrench in your theory.

[Anonymous No.12185109]

>>12185098
That film just made me more bisexual than I was before.

[Anonymous No.12185110]

>>12185098
>watch a film a disgusting bony monobrow jew lusting for cock
That's more likely to make people homophobic than gay.

[Anonymous No.12185127]

>>12183159
Big cringe.

[Anonymous No.12185131]

>>12183205
Jesus christ what is this normalfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.12185156]

>>12183159
You know seeing coming back to this thread i have to laugh because i wasn't even talking about leftists, i was talking about people who are uninteresting, unthoughtful and generally incapable of thinking with any nuance.

[Anonymous No.12185191]

>>12183596
Homosexual men have statistically larger penises than their heterosexual counterparts.

[Anonymous No.12185244]

>>12181721
>I bet it is impossible to find someone who gay who is a pleasure being around
Wew, I wonder why. Perhaps because they act normal and don't display their sexuality with fireworks and a show? Shut the fuck up autist.

[Anonymous No.12185269]

I'm not sure it's entirely possible. I can masturbate to men now and I recently caught myself unconsciously checking out a man, so there has been definite progress. But something about it still feels off, or unfulfilling, as if it's not really for me. I don't have that feeling regarding women. But I hate women.

[Anonymous No.12185796]

>>12185244
>Perhaps because they act normal and don't display their sexuality with fireworks and a show?
autists yourself, at some point they will mention it to someone. If by rumour or by actually telling someone it usually comes out, when the guy is truly gay, even if not ostentatious.
I can only accept what you say by the closeted shy guys who are most likely just bi.
They will live their life without telling anyone, unless they are lucky then maybe they will hopefully tell one or two people.
Totally unnecessarily edginess from your side there, retard.

[Anonymous No.12185824]

>>12185796
>telling anyone you're gay ever is behaving like a flamboyant faggot
You do seem rather bright.

[Anonymous No.12185839]

>12185824
that is not what I said, and you know it.
Stop baiting (you)s

[Anonymous No.12185843]

>>12181721
>>12185796
ummm sweetie

[Anonymous No.12185858]

>12185843
>tumblr gay furry moral comics

[Anonymous No.12185859]

>>12185839
That's literally literally what you said, retard.

[Anonymous No.12185863]

>>12183728
>faggots

[Anonymous No.12185873]

>>12185839
>>12185858
what the hell is your major malfunction?

[Anonymous No.12185878]

>12185859

[Anonymous No.12185880]

>>12180856
Just drink unfiltered tap water for a couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.12185890]

To transition from straight to at the least bisexual you must
>first start masturbating to straight hentai/cartoon porn
>After you are acustomed to that substitute it for trap porn
>After that switch to real shemale on female porn
>then shemale on male
>and finally male on male
Shouldn't take more than 3months of real effort

[Anonymous No.12185894]

>>12185878
Maybe re-read the chain instead of posting epic reaction pictures and being autistic about backlinks, retard.

[Anonymous No.12185901]

>>12185890
>shemale
Yeah, no I'm bisexual and shemales are nothing but revolting to me.

[Anonymous No.12185908]

>>12185901
Unfortunate for you homie, love them myself

[Anonymous No.12185909]

>>12185890
Just fantasize about being a woman and fucking a man. Then gradually transition it to just being you fucking a man.

[Anonymous No.12185910]

>>12185901
I'm gay and I've never been interested in traps. Ergo they're straight..

[Anonymous No.12185927]

>>12185910
They helped me greatly in coming to terms with my bisexuality, but as with most things sexual they're not for everyone

[Anonymous No.12185934]

No. Not gonna fall for your weak bait
>also
stop (you)ing me faggot

[Anonymous No.12185960]

>>12185901
>>12185910
You anons are on the right track. Why anyone would want to despoil the beauty of a young man by putting them in women's clothes, creating some bizarre mid-point facsimile of both genders, is beyond me. It's women dressed like women, and men dressed like men.

[Anonymous No.12185983]

>>12180856
All sodomizers will rot in hell.

[Anonymous No.12185990]

>>12182546
>. I don't believe the /pol/ hype that there is some kind of ball-punting anti-male conspiracy afoot hellbent on making it feel shameful to have natural heterosexual urges and thoughts about beautiful women. There is some of that, and I think some sensitive straight boys might pick up on it.
I want a female to hurt my balls more than I want sex with them though and tell them I'm attracted to them and get hit even harder till I lose my erection, then she calls me a faggot a lot and tells me I don't deserve her vagina and that its reserved for a proper man

[Anonymous No.12186011]

>>12180866

[Anonymous No.12186067]

>>12185960
>Why anyone would want to despoil the beauty of a young man by putting them in women's clothes, creating some bizarre mid-point facsimile of both genders, is beyond me.
Eh, traps like they are depicted in chinese cartoons, i.e. soft twinks with extremely female hips and ass are pretty hot. But then irl 99.99% of the traps are just cringy below average dyels in wigs and skirts.

[Anonymous No.12186089]

Am I homosexual?

[Anonymous No.12186093]

>>12185960
>Why anyone would want to despoil the beauty of a young man by putting them in women's clothes, creating some bizarre mid-point facsimile of both genders, is beyond me
This. 100 times this.

[Anonymous No.12186132]

>>12186089
>women
Clearly not.
>offline porn
But you're likely severely autistic.

[Anonymous No.12186136]

>>12180856
You just choose to be one. You say to yourself, "You know what? I'm going to suck dick and let strange men use my bodily waste chute as an amusement park." Because that's what being a sodomite is - a choice.

[Anonymous No.12186167]

>>12186132
I’m not that guy but I download videos of fetish porn to make webms of it which I post on 4chan to slowly convert people to my fetish or simply to make strangers experience the visceral impact of the content so they leave disquieted or violated replies which add to my sexual imagination...

[Anonymous No.12186173]

>12186136
>2018
>still larping as a tradcath

[Anonymous No.12186193]

>>12185960
Yeah, I’m not some bara guy either, I’m generally into softer kind of men but traps have never been on my sexual radar. I like the masculine form and the masculine psyche, just less muscular and assertive. I’m into but the stereotypical “twink” is too skeletal and self-consciously effeminate for me. I don’t mind some degree of androgyny and sometimes I think women can be cute, but traps (ideal anime kind) are like a gross facsimile rather than anything worth kissing fucking or raping.

[Anonymous No.12186205]

>>12186132
>>women
>Clearly not.
Everyone I grew up with repeatedly called me a faggot (not just as a joke) and thought I was genuinely homosexual in all the educational institutions even higher which I attended well into adulthood. Even my parents, especially my mother thinks I'm homosexual, her thoughts were reinforced after she found the female clothes I borrowed from a charity shop I used to volunteer at a while ago. I was attracted to girls in school since I was 8 but I tried not to show interest in them because I didn't want to draw even more attention to myself and first masturbated to a joi video of a woman (lexi lapetina) telling me to stroke my cock and punch my balls when I was 11. I've never felt attracted to men though only girls but I act like such a submissive around them it makes me think I am gay on some level, like I don't feel attracted to a vagina and I prefer to look at girls clothed and I'd rather they degrade me and hurt my genitals and laugh than actually have sex with them. Does this mean I'm homosexual?
>>offline porn
>But you're likely severely autistic.
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.12186235]

>>12186205
Sometimes i wish I could turn into a hot straight woman like ranma 1/2 so I could find cute straight boys to torment who would go along with whatever bedroom torment I devised for them because they’re so surprised and pleased to receive attention from a desirable women. Somehow having some thirsty Grindr twink beg me to make him my bitch or whatever just isn’t the same..

[Anonymous No.12186315]

>>12186205
I used to be 100% straight but I watched a lot of porn of women getting tied up and whipped, throat fucked, and penetrated by machines. I eventually realised that I was subconsciously identifying with the woman due to my submissive tendencies. Years of porn addiction led me down the pipeline of femboys to traps to twinks to full gay porn.

[Anonymous No.12186349]

Let me just write the blueprint on this subject.

1. First you need to be young enough that your sexuality is still somewhat malleable. if you mostly prefer girls, try to find the prettiest boys on the internet and look at pictures of them before Tumblr deletes all its porn by the end of the month

I like this site

https://hot-cake-boys.tumblr.com/

2. Try to masturbate to it

3. If you succeed in masturbating in that you came, repeat next time you are horny

4. Viola. You gay

[Anonymous No.12186357]

Yep I'm gay

[Anonymous No.12186362]

>>12186349
>https://hot-cake-boys.tumblr.com/
This is just funny though, how do I get off to this?

[Anonymous No.12186367]

>>12185910
Behold, the proof we've been looking for all these years.