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>One copy of the Gospel of Thomas please

>> No.12178423

No shirt, no shoes, no service. Get out now, bub.

>> No.12178443

>>12178420
“I’m not really sure where that is in the store, haha. I usually read fantasy and cookbooks. I know, it’s embarassing. But I can help you find whatever you want. Literally anything you want I can help you with. So, um, I bet you’re really smart to be reading stuff like this. Oh, it’s in the bible? Wow, you must be a really good person too. Sorry, I’m embarassing myself, haha. Well here you are. And if you want anything else from me please just ask and I’ll happily do it for you. Have a nice day... My name is Sandy by the way. Nice to meet you, Chad. Alright, um. Haha. Sorry, I’m awkward. Just let me know if you need me.”

>> No.12178452

>>12178443
>tfw women have mistaken you for Chad and treated you this way

>> No.12178454
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>>12178443
>Oh, it's in the bible?

>> No.12178466

>>12178443
Artful troll, 9/10

>> No.12178588
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>>12178420
>We don't sell fiction here, sir

>> No.12178604

>>12178588

0.03/10

>> No.12178625

>>12178443
this gave me feels

>> No.12178641

>>12178625
Elaborate?

>> No.12178646

>>12178604
>implying i need some phony anons blessing

>> No.12178648

>>12178646
thats clearly the reason (You) made your post

>> No.12178664

>>12178443
does talk like this mean a girl likes you? Jesus Christ the missed opportunities

>> No.12178665

>>12178648
Actually no. I made the post for myself. I don’t give a shit what assholes like you think of me. You mean nothing to me and though you will probably remember this conversation for days, even weeks or months, I won’t ever think of you again after I finish this post. It’s people like you who are so insecure that you need to criticize everyone else that are the problem with this board. A lot of us have a deep seated confidence that allows us to be friendly and encouraging to others, because we don’t have anything to prove. You on the other hand have nothing to offer anyone, but still want to get attention and feel better than other people, so you put them down. But I don’t feel put down or bothered because I know who I am. I know where I stand. I am comfortable in my own skin (UNLIKE YOU!!!). Can you imagine what that feels like? Probably not. And for that I pity you.

>> No.12178671

>>12178665
Now THIS is trolling. Way to step it up!

7/10

>> No.12178776

>>12178665
based

>> No.12178822

>>12178641
>tfw no woman will ever treat you like this

>> No.12178857

>>12178822
I can treat you like that anon.
t. am femanon

>> No.12178873

>>12178665
Thanks anon. This shit never gets old

>> No.12178878

>>12178873
What do you look like?

>> No.12178894

>>12178822
Oh stop it, you could find a brilliant, overweight young lady with a moustache and a 130 IQ that reads Goethe in German and you would dodge her eye contact on account of her divergence from your nymph-virgin ideal of feminine beauty.

>> No.12178903

>>12178894
The intellecutal elite deserve the most physically beautiful women. To settle for less would be a slight against god and the gifts with which he bestowed his chosen ones.

>> No.12178906

>>12178894
>you could find a brilliant, overweight young lady with a moustache and a 130 IQ that reads Goethe in German
Where?

>> No.12178936

>>12178906
Germany

>> No.12178976

>>12178964

>> No.12178985

>>12178976
FUCK YOU. Stop besmirching the purity of this thread and it’s posters with your links to threads on third rate commentaries of second rate obscuritanists. You are an enfleshed Satan and preeminently abominable here and everywhere. I hope the fires find you.