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What are some good books for a Zoomber?

>> No.12114677

>>12114671
So, /lit/ really is trash now. That's too bad.

>> No.12114689

literally me
i recommend reading Nietzches Zarathustra, read it in 2006 (i was born 1988) kek

>> No.12114692

>>12114671
A person like that doesn’t read.

>> No.12114695

>>12114671
I was born in the middle of 1999, and enjoyed The Great Gatsby far too much. I've read it four times so far.

>> No.12114697

'97 master race checking in

>> No.12114706
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12114706

tfw late gen-X nihilist proto zoomber

>> No.12114723
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12114723

>>12114671
>Zoomber

>> No.12114727

>>12114697
in 97 i was aready fapping to shannon tweed on cable tv

>> No.12114737

>>12114697
Jan 97 here.
It’s an abstract kind of hell, remembering when everything wasn’t so shit, but not old enough to done enough at the time.

>> No.12114791

2006 and 2007 were pretty good tbqh. Right before smart phones turned everyones attention spans into nothing

>> No.12114793

>>12114671
Born in 99. I read Herzog last week, was pretty good

>> No.12114800

>>12114671
Gorilla Mindset by Mike Cernovich

>> No.12114834

>>12114671
born in 99. catcher in the rye/vineland/the elementary particles

>> No.12114840

>zoomber
heh idiots

>> No.12114851

>>12114671
>late 90's boy
>90's were lit
literal baby during the 90's (late, so must be born in 95, 96, 97, 98 or 99)
how can this person like the 90s? only fake nostalgic retards

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>>12114671
Yo, reppin the the lost souls born in 98! I recommend Macbeth and Hamlet or watching a good production of said plays.

>> No.12114861

>Spongebob
Can confirm. Spongebob references/jokes are universal for All late 90’s zoomers

>> No.12114880

>>12114861
spongebob memes are so good tho

>> No.12114887

>>12114880
It was a legitimately funny show.
>”FIRMLY GRASP IT!”

>> No.12114894

>>12114671
Club Penguin comic books

>> No.12115211

>>12114880
Spongebob was great

>> No.12115218

>>12114671
Damn, im getting old

>> No.12115286
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12115286

>>12114671
>Black Ops 2

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>>12114793
>>12114834
GET OFF MY LAWN

t. 20 year old boomer

>> No.12115381

is 1998 the most pleasing year to have been born in

>> No.12115386
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>>12114671
replace black ops 1 with 2 and this is terrifyingly me. I don't like this.

>> No.12115403

>>12115286
yea, Black Ops 3 was clearly the superior game

>> No.12115407

For me, it's MW2.

>> No.12115480

>>12114727
mahnigga.png

>> No.12115530

>>12114671
>born 1995

The Plague, Camus

>> No.12115535

>>12115407
Correct answer
>t. Born 96

>> No.12115662

>>12114697
>97
>gets a 97
You can take this (You), you've earned it

>> No.12115671

>>12114692
This. Nobody in this thread has recommended any books because these children have grown up illiterate

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>>12114727
based as fuck

>> No.12115674

>>12114671
>black ops 2 was the last good CoD
the most cringe part of this image, and that’s saying something

>> No.12115684
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12115684

>tfw remember in 2007 when a majority of people on 4chan were born in the 80s.
It wasn't uncommon to find people born in the late 70s too.

I hate this place. Whenever I read that someone is born in 1999 I find myself seething with so much anger I can barely think. It genuinely pisses me off that some people would think of Black Ops or any 7th gen consoles as a fond childhood memory.

>> No.12115688

>>12114671
woo 1998 woo :DDDDDDD

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>>12115684
The same thing happened to earlier generations, this younger generation does have more spongelike brains however from non stop exposure to social media and shitty internet games. Novels by today's youth may be impossible to write other than in the Tao Lin format since so much of their reality involves basically doing nothing. I feel sorry for them honestly

>> No.12115694

>>12114671
Forced meme.

>books
Aleister Crowley

>> No.12115718

>>12115684
Awh comfy

>> No.12116182

>>12114697
We're old farts already man

>> No.12116187

>>12114851
thats the joke nigga

>> No.12116211

CoD WaW was the last good one. MW2 sucked dont @ me

>> No.12116218

>>12114697
'94 masterrace reporting in, anybody born after '95 is a massive faggot

>> No.12116231

>black ops 2 was the last good COD
lichrally no one says this

>> No.12116369

>>12116218
this

>> No.12116378

>>12114671
>Eminem
>Green day
>Red hot chili peppers
>Linkin Park
>Snoop dog
This person should be executed

>> No.12116721

>>12114671
These memes are forced & gay but I really know someone whos is exactly like this, he checks every single thing, down the shitty facial hair.

>> No.12116763

Read the classics

>> No.12116773

>>12115692
>Novels by today's youth may be impossible to write other than in the Tao Lin format since so much of their reality involves basically doing nothing. I feel sorry for them honestly

Am annoying zoomer, can confirm. No one does anything interesting besides do drugs, watch Netflix, use social media. It’s made me despair of writing any interesting realist works, I feel I may as well flee into fantasy/sci-fi/surrealism at this point since there’s nothing interesting to write about with this (lack of) life experience.

>> No.12116786

>>12114697
>tfw Dec '96

>> No.12116812

>>12116786
Same, what day bro

>> No.12116838

>>12116786
>>12116812
Hello, fellow shitposters.

Also, OP if you're looking for books for a guy with that mindset, probably the high school basics - 1984, Brave New World, etc

>> No.12116853

>>12114671
pic is too american as always, but still way too accurate.
and you all know that BO2 wasn't jsut the last good CoD but also the best CoD.
>Add Skulduggerypleasant/Bartholomäus as the teen fiction most of us read in late elementaryschool/early middleschool
>>12114697
>97
gets >97
c-checked

We are the master generation between 95 and 00. You will see, we were born in the optimal time to rule both millenials and zoomers (and later).

>> No.12116886

>>12116812
8th. what about you mate?

>> No.12116903

>>12116886
My grandpa who I shared the same Birthday with died on december 8th.
Worst day of the year for me.

>> No.12117026

>>12115684
>tfw 99 tard
>Seethe just as hard when I see a 21st century tard acting smart.
Is there no end to this chain of hatred?

>> No.12117039
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12117039

>tfw 90
I was a sperm in the 80s, radical.

>> No.12117046

What the fuck, why are there so many little kids on this website

>> No.12117058

>>12117046
I was born in 1999 and I could beat you in a fight and fuck your mother any time I choose

>> No.12117059

The patrician answer is black ops 1 was the last good cod. Mw3 killed by boner entirely. This isnt /v/ though so fuck off

>> No.12117072
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>>12117046
Because 4chan is almost 15 years old and all the Halo playing zoomers people were shitting on a decade ago are now the same age as the oldfags were, and most of the oldfags have now moved on. Also this>>12117059

>> No.12117139

>>12117046
/pol/ started aggressively advertising 4chan to children a couple years ago to create a demented hugbox
we are the ones who must suffer for it

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12117384

for me, it's BLOPS 1 and WAW

>> No.12117396

umm, the 90's were kinda sexist

>> No.12117443

>>12114671
'98 checking in. The only ones applicable for me are
>Eminem
>SpongeBob
>Green Day
>xbox 360

>> No.12117488

>>12114671
April '96 checking in. All of these apply except "BMX". I want back.

>> No.12117512

>>12114697
based 97bro with the 97 get, we truly are the only good year in that decade

>> No.12117519

>there are people born in 2000 that are 18 right now
I'm fucking old

>> No.12117526

>>12114697
94 was the supreme faggot

>> No.12117536

>>12117526
Indeed it was the supreme faggot, faggot.

>> No.12118071

>>12117519
>me

>> No.12118141

Yo old people, what was it like watching 9/11 happen live?

>> No.12118323

>>12114861
Wait I'm a zoomer? I thought the zoomers were the "digital natives" that have used iPads since birth.

>> No.12118517

>>12118141
I was in second grade and I remember thinking it was just an accident or something, and didn’t get why oy parents were freaking out. Then I went downstairs and watched spongebob.

>> No.12118525

>born late '99
I am the only true millenial.

>> No.12118533

>>12118141
Not sure, my memory isn't so good these days you see, my boy

>> No.12118541

>>12118141
I was playing videogames with a friend on my PC when I saw the airplane crash on TV. There were minutes of puzzlement as we gathered in the kitchen and kept watching. It was weird to see it unfold.

>> No.12118544

>>12114677
It was already that bad in 2012, get over yourself.

>> No.12118561

>>12114880
>>12114887
>>12115211
I distinctly remember when I saw a very serious discussion between /lit/erati about which children cartoon is the best, and one anon said he disliked Spongebob because of its anti intellectual mindset.

I shit you not.

>> No.12118571

>>12115403
right, who doesn't love jetpacks?

>> No.12118595

>>12114671
>late 90's
>2006 was dope
Based 7 year old

>> No.12118616

>>12118141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UI0Yp_dab4

>> No.12118629

>>12118595
>that's the joke!

>> No.12118637

>>12114671
>black ops 2 was the last good call of duty
That would be mw2 you absolute mongrel

>> No.12118644

>>12118544
seriously this boad has always been retarded, literally the only difference is that polposting has gone up

>> No.12118651

>>12118561
>”YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY” plankton: “In a cosmic sort of way, yes.”
>that Toulouse Lautrec pun SQUIDWARD makes to poke fun at early 30th century French art
>all those digs put in about marine biologists in the early seasons (the original creator, Stephen Hillenburg was a marine scientist)

Early spongebob jokes were incredible

>> No.12118658

>>12118571
and that one broken as fuck sniper that charges up a shot with iron sight that oneshots. that was the most fun non-shotgun in a CoD game.

>> No.12118728

hhmm vice city > san andreas desu

>> No.12118729

>>12114697
WE OUT HERE

>> No.12118737
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12118737

>>12114671
Stop forcing this shitty meme.
YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN TOLD OFF ABOUT THIS ON /pol/
FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE CUNT!

>> No.12119094

>>12118141
I remember being excited for how it would derail that day's classes.

>> No.12119123

>>12114671
oblimov

>> No.12119146

>>12116773
Hang out with some working class people and you're more likely to find someone really interesting. The funniest, most interesting and sometimes wisest people are found in pubs and building sites.

>> No.12119162

>>12114671
Is 1994 zoomber? Am I a zoomer? A boomer?

>> No.12119170

>>12114697
>1997
>the year legends were born

>> No.12119176

>>12119162
millenial

>> No.12119202

>>12119176
Better than any of the other meme generations. I flossed when it was cringe because it was gay, not when it was cringe because it was for fags

>> No.12119407

>>12116886
>>12116786
For me it´s the 1st. Also known as world aids day.

>> No.12119412

>>12116886
16th for me. Small world, huh?

>> No.12119420

>>12119412
based huh poster

>> No.12119449

Read prometheus rising by RAW.

Get in some good ole greenpill

>> No.12119478

>>12118737
This, you fuckwit. Fuck off