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Anonymous Mon Nov 12 13:07:07 2018 No.12070773 [Reply] [Original]

Mother, it's me, Gregor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 14:48:06 2018 No.12071249 >>12070773 Quality post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 15:49:29 2018 No.12071567 someone post that stock photo of the woman throwing an apple so we can have a real good ass thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 15:55:37 2018 No.12071610 File: 114 KB, 1072x1390, 0F42J.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] punches OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 15:56:27 2018 No.12071615 File: 69 KB, 588x800, 713DF8EA-727F-4E21-89AC-A95E074451CE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12071567 This?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 15:59:50 2018 No.12071630 >>12071615 hell yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 18:11:09 2018 No.12072223 File: 109 KB, 866x1300, 2A407FB4-8A37-4686-B8E7-EB790B511836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12071567 Retards havent even read the book. This picture fixes your mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 18:12:20 2018 No.12072230 >>12071615 i cry everytime

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 18:15:22 2018 No.12072244 File: 308 KB, 1750x2500, 8024245B-CE8D-4648-9E06-7731650F75C7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys it’s me, Tyrone Slothrop!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 18:44:30 2018 No.12072392 >>12072244 but he's a black guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:05:41 2018 No.12072484 File: 33 KB, 550x412, 14A80979-5333-4395-9A4D-F1A443966FDE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look Mother, I’m upside down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:13:13 2018 No.12072508 >>12072244 NAPOLEON IS ALWAYS RIGHT I WILL WORK HARDER

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:13:50 2018 No.12072512 >>12071615 lol his mom doesn’t throw the apple

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:14:18 2018 No.12072513 >>12072392 Is he? I thought he was of Irish-American stock (Tyrone was an Irish name before it became a black name).

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:20:41 2018 No.12072533 File: 35 KB, 401x500, krabs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, Money isn't evil, money is just a tool of exchange, there is nothing inherently wrong with money....

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:22:02 2018 No.12072540 >>12072513 Slothrop is white, Tyrone is a common anglo-irish name in america, was at least before the browning >>12072533 evil is an incoherent concept

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:22:33 2018 No.12072545 >>12070773 I'm new here and this made me kek. idk if this is stale pasta but to me this was quality

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 19:23:34 2018 No.12072550 File: 418 KB, 1764x1756, 1538643024133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seize the means

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 20:33:20 2018 No.12072898 >>12072545 It’s a stale pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 12 22:52:52 2018 No.12073536 File: 127 KB, 750x410, Weed_Ball-750x410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12070773 Mom, it's me, Hal!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 00:31:11 2018 No.12073902 File: 23 KB, 319x500, 41BmqSInC6L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12070773 MERSAULT, IT'S ME, MOTHER

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 00:40:17 2018 No.12073924 Best thing on the board I fuckin love you guys, no homo

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 01:16:12 2018 No.12074006 >>12073924 >no homo hey, being gay is cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 01:18:33 2018 No.12074012 File: 131 KB, 750x493, 1535801278473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12072513 >>12072540 >micks >white

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 02:06:07 2018 No.12074150 >>12070773 Son, no shapeshifting in front of the Goyim!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 02:10:38 2018 No.12074166 >>12070773 Quick I need somebody to post that pige image about consensual sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 02:13:05 2018 No.12074174 >>12074166 only if you say "pige pigee pige"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 02:16:51 2018 No.12074185 >>12074174 peig pige pigeee

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 03:09:34 2018 No.12074338 >>12070773 >chitinous exoskeleton >can't even deflect an apple

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 03:22:42 2018 No.12074364 >>12070773 >>12071615 >>12072484 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 03:31:50 2018 No.12074386 we made fake wordsworth covers with these same stock images a few years ago. i did a metamorphosis one and a blood meridian one. i remember a fake infinite jest, gravity's rainbow, and maybe a few others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 07:19:12 2018 No.12074726 >>12074386 >we made fake wordsworth covers Careful, they might have been used as real ones in that time. Would hardly be out of place. If anyone has them, post here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 09:35:08 2018 No.12075062 File: 806 KB, 1500x1408, bug girlfriends.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Gregor got turned into one of these? Which one would you prefer to read?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 10:29:25 2018 No.12075265 File: 357 KB, 700x1094, Wordsworth Gregor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12074386 >>12074726 Found via warosu

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 11:09:21 2018 No.12075389 >>12073902 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 16:57:59 2018 No.12076928 >>12071615 I thought his Dad was the one who threw the apple

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 16:59:17 2018 No.12076936 File: 29 KB, 450x334, stock-photo-young-french-artist-scared-expression-563637811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12073902 ZUT ALORS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 19:27:23 2018 No.12077655 File: 159 KB, 866x1390, a-drunk-homeless-man-begs-for-money-dirty-poor-poverty-homeless-and-DE9WRD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PENELOPE, IT'S ME, ODYSSEUS

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 19:46:43 2018 No.12077747 File: 761 KB, 3000x2000, 170207-professional-pot-feature.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12070773 Lomax, it's me, Stoner!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 20:55:29 2018 No.12078038 >>12073902 Aujourd'hui, Maman est basé.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 21:56:34 2018 No.12078275 >>12070773 oh fug, im a bug :DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 22:15:49 2018 No.12078357 File: 112 KB, 1038x1200, 4c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12075062 Clearly Moth-chan is the superior one of the bunch

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 22:19:17 2018 No.12078375 File: 21 KB, 279x314, foucault interview 1974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gnome, it's me, Michel!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 22:30:59 2018 No.12078436 File: 36 KB, 370x450, wolf-cartoon-clipart-1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're a damn bourgeois, Hermann, and there is nothing you can do to change it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 22:34:03 2018 No.12078453 File: 310 KB, 1750x2500, adult-fluffy-dog-costume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I choose this one, Polygraph Polygraphovich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 13 23:46:58 2018 No.12078795 File: 674 KB, 1600x1257, Salt-Shaker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOT, IT'S ME, YOUR WIFE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 01:23:48 2018 No.12079210 File: 29 KB, 450x299, A8CC989A-B272-4502-A988-42DCBC42BA11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phoebe, it’s me, Holden!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 02:02:07 2018 No.12079373 >>12079210 holden really should have sucked his teacher’s dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:32:16 2018 No.12080596 File: 944 KB, 348x234, 14C4A2B0DDA94AE0A8FF7D7CB1495C9E.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HISSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:43:46 2018 No.12080637 >>12075062 Ok the person who made this is mentally challenged but if you didn't pick 'Moth girlfriend' you're a fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:49:09 2018 No.12080650 >>12080637 Shit taste, wasp is the superior insect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:51:58 2018 No.12080655 File: 74 KB, 583x779, nigger vomitiing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12080637 >low self esteem because she used to be a fat glutton

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:57:02 2018 No.12080669 >>12080650 Wasp or Ant. Moth is for insecure men who need a submissive waifu to feel more masculine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 10:59:37 2018 No.12080677 File: 43 KB, 1803x936, 1539017340901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12080669 Man of integrity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 11:14:24 2018 No.12080714 >>12080637 >not spider ok beta

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 13:16:55 2018 No.12081153 >>12080714 >not even an insect Arachnosexuals get the fuck off my board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 15:58:44 2018 No.12081794 Someone needs to do a webm in fallout playing an old person with early 20th century underwear throwing an apple in vats at the body of a rad roach called gregor and dealing a critical hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 16:00:18 2018 No.12081798 >>12075062 Bee if the drawing doesn't represent her (none of them have hair.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 16:16:50 2018 No.12081879 >>12075062 To read: the spider girlfirend, or the wasp girlfirend. To live with: the moth girlfriend, or the bee girfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 17:36:56 2018 No.12082358 File: 45 KB, 425x739, gregthecockroachboi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 18:11:24 2018 No.12082603 >>12077655 Kek, the UK is such a shit hole

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 18:15:55 2018 No.12082628 >>12074006 It really is. Nothing cooler than licking a man cum crusted asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 19:02:24 2018 No.12082813 >>12080650 based wasposter

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 20:47:11 2018 No.12083267 File: 170 KB, 1200x1200, gregor-mendel-39282-1-402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12070773 Gregor, it's me Gregor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 20:59:49 2018 No.12083312 >>12075062 >Mfw I'm arachnophobic but I like the spider gf personality

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 14 22:22:33 2018 No.12083622 >>12075062 ant gf is patrician