/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12030269]

>become hogwarts fanboy
>join hogwarts book clubs
>meet lovely young ladies
which house is /lit/ house?

[Anonymous No.12030284]

Grumbledore

[Anonymous No.12030290]

>>12030284
A fine choice sir! Here you go. The water bottle is incase she needs a piss whilst on the cab ride

[Anonymous No.12030300]

[Anonymous No.12030600]

Gryfindor is the only option

[Anonymous No.12030602]

pseudlehuff

[Anonymous No.12030603]

>>12030269
Hufflepuff is the epitome of human and wizard kind
I'm Slytherin according to the site

[Anonymous No.12030629]

I took the test and got Ravenclaw. Sounds about right I suppose.

[Anonymous No.12030644]

Gryffindor: Poetry
Ravenclaw: Non-fiction
Slytherin: Fiction
Hufflepuff: Fan-Fiction

[Anonymous No.12030647]

>>12030644
>implying anyone outside of the designated nerd house reads
Except Hufflepuff; they'd read Harry Potter and similar shite.

[Anonymous No.12030836]

>>12030647
Ravenclaw, though based on the quest of knowledge, doesn't encompass all of literary interest.
I imagine they're the equivalent to women; reading a lot, but 90% of it being garbage.

[Anonymous No.12031018]

>>12030602

[Anonymous No.12031231]

>>12030644
I’d swap Slytherin and Hufflepuff honestly.
You just KNOW that Slytherin houses all the edgy “Voldemort dindu nuffin. Dumbledore is really the evil one” fanfic writers

[Anonymous No.12031279]

>>12031231

[Anonymous No.12031291]

>>12031279
I mean.

I’d still fuck it. I might even stay for edgy poetry night after

[Anonymous No.12031363]

>>12031291

[Anonymous No.12031408]

>>12031363
This really leviosa’s my wingardium.

[Anonymous No.12031414]

there's pseud syltherin and then there's the elite syltherin.

[Anonymous No.12031503]

>>12031414
The virgin /pol/ack and the Chad Strasserist.

[Anonymous No.12031519]

>>12031231
"But for real, we need to answer the Mudblood Question"

[Anonymous No.12031528]

>>12031519
The GQ is more important.

[Anonymous No.12031534]

>>12031528
Anne Gringott hides in the attic as Death Eaters search the home.

[Anonymous No.12031611]

>>12031534
Does she get rescued by a CSA spell-slinger?

[Anonymous No.12031619]

>>12031231
i'd agree with this

[Anonymous No.12031627]

>>12030300
Gryffindor confirmed for best girl

Also, next April fools should divide this board into the Hogwarts houses, similar to the Easter event

[Anonymous No.12031633]

>>12031611
She dies in a prison mine 6 months later

[Anonymous No.12031637]

>>12030269
Ravenclaw reporting in. I've never even met a supposed "fan" who's even read the entire damn series. Low-income communities are the worst.
A hogwarts book club sounds like a neat idea though. I've been studying magic for nearly a decade and bet it would be fun to show people the parallels between harry potter and other systems of magic.

[Anonymous No.12031638]

Gryffindor + Pukwudgie.

[Anonymous No.12031656]

>>12031637
Ravenclaw here. It all depends on what you consider to be part of the series.

[Anonymous No.12031670]

>>12031637
>I've been studying magic for nearly a decade and bet it would be fun to show people the parallels between harry potter and other systems of magic.

[Anonymous No.12031678]

I'm slytherin. Slytherin this dick up ur butt

[Anonymous No.12031756]

slytherin confirmed /lit/ house

[Anonymous No.12032012]

>be me
>go to Hogwarts
>have the chance to spend 7 years exploring a castle filled with innumerable mysteries, gain a social circle and a sense of belonging, and involve myself in various extracurricular activities
>spend all my time in the library or the common room reading books about magic and practicing my skills instead

Ravenclaw master race

[Anonymous No.12032070]

The 'official test' thing is bullshit. I don't care if it's from the author herself. No quiz can tell you to what House you belong. Only you can, and it boils down to what you value most. As long as you have some of the traits from that House, and you sincerely want to be in it, (for the right reasons,) then you are basically allowed to choose.
The whole point of Chamber of Secrets was that we choose who we are. Innate personality traits aren't as important as who we strive to become. So, with that said;

Gryffindor
Symbol: Lion
Values: Courage, Valor, Daring, Leadership, Righteousness, Chivalry, Willpower, Audacity
Colors: Scarlet and gold
Element: Fire

Ravenclaw
Symbol: Bird/Eagle
Values: Intellect, Curiosity, Originality, Individuality, Contemplation, Creativity, Knowledge
Colors: Blue and bronze
Element: Air

Slytherin
Symbol: Snake
Values: Ambition, Cunning, Resourcefulness, Sleight of Hand, Shrewdness, Traditionalism, Self-Preservation (unofficially: "a certain disregard for the rules". doesn't have to be evil, but definitely shady)
Colors: Green and silver
Element: Water (the cold, murky kind of water. the turbulent ocean, or shadowy, green-tinged pool that seeps into your socks. not the sunny beach)

Hufflepuff
Symbol: Badger (it's supposed to represent something normally friendly and docile, but if aggravated in just the right way, becomes suddenly terrifying and fierce, capable of taking down animals many times larger than itself. badgers kill snakes and wolves irl. whole House has a Samwise Gamgee vibe to it)
Values: Loyalty, Kindness, Humility, Hard Work, Equality, Patience
Colors: Yellow and black
Element: Earth


In the extended universe, there's also an American wizarding school with their own Houses named after Native American beasts. It can help add on to what you know about yourself and put things into perspective.


Horned Serpent (a large, intelligent river serpent with mysterious telepathic abilities)
Favors: Scholars (so this is most of /lit/, I imagine)
Represents: The Mind

Wampus (giant six-legged mountain cat, 'nearly impossible to kill')
Favors: Warriors
Represents: The Body

Pukwudgie (tsundere House Elves? hunt with bows that repel dark magic. think cupid)
Favors: Healers
Represents: The Heart

Thunderbird (large six-winged bird that senses danger, and creates storms when it flies. in-universe, it's a relative of the phoenix, so it's kinda the 'special' House)
Favors: Adventurers
Represents: The Soul

[Anonymous No.12032281]

>>12031637
I read the whole series but I'm not a fan.

[Anonymous No.12032359]

>>12032070
How the fuck is traditionalism a value of slytherin

[Anonymous No.12032424]

>>12032359
I wrote that whole autistic mess and THAT'S what you decided to point out? I suppose I should be relieved....

Look at the entire Black family. They're all about aaahh, muh forefathers! How dare you besmirch the name of the noble house of Black! The whole book series was about a racist group attacking non-purebloods because they took traditionalism too far.

(or they're just racists. who knows)

[Anonymous No.12033321]

>>12031637
If Wojak us a Gryffindor, what house does the frog belong to?

[Anonymous No.12033328]

>>12032070
Anon, did you take the test and get told to Hufflepuff?

[Anonymous No.12033338]

Gryffindor: Monarchists

Slytherin: Fascists

Ravenclaw: Socialists

Hufflepuff: Commies

[Anonymous No.12033354]

>>12032424
Slytherin will eventually succumb to inbreeding and will be like the hills have eyes of hogwarts

[Anonymous No.12033381]

>>12033338
>Slytherin
>not libertarians

[Anonymous No.12033400]

Ravenclaw would be the predominant house of /lit/

Slytherin and Hufflepuff next, Gryffindor the minority

[Anonymous No.12033426]

>>12033400
This is wrong.

[Anonymous No.12033472]

>>12033426
Why's that? It's obvious Ravenclaws are top dogs on this board.

Gryffindors are usually jock types. Very few of them are the "introverted" kind of brave, like Dumbledore and Hermione. They don't usually, y'know, read.

4chan as a whole is Slytherin though. Green and less-than-scrupulous.

[Anonymous No.12033514]

>>12033472
/sp/ is Gryffindor for sure. /pol/ is the most Slytherin board. /lit/ may actually be Ravenclaw then Hufflepuff then Slytherin

[Anonymous No.12033538]

>>12030269
S/lit/herin

[Anonymous No.12033539]

>>12031627
>Also, next April fools should divide this board into the Hogwarts houses, similar to the Easter event
this is a great idea and would unironically be a lot of fun, it would cause pseudopatrician seething which is always a wonderful thing

[Anonymous No.12033566]

>>12033321
hmmm... which house is represented by the colour green and known for their smugness....

[Anonymous No.12034674]

>>12033566
not so fast anon-kun

[January !MrMnqxS.bg No.12035329]

>>12033338
Hagrid: Anarchist

[Anonymous No.12035565]

Witches aren't real you retards

[Anonymous No.12036227]

>>12035565
shut the fuck up Erika you useless piece

[Anonymous No.12036307]

>>12035329
Hagrid is a good boy, don

[Anonymous No.12036984]

>>12036227
>>12035565
Umineko is better than most literature that people talk about on this board

[Anonymous No.12037287]

I really don't understand how so many adults can be fans of Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.12037301]

>>12031637
I fucking hate the series and I've read all the books

[Anonymous No.12037644]

>>12030269
I'm a Slytherin

[Anonymous No.12037815]

>>12031637
>I've been studying magic for nearly a decade

[Anonymous No.12037822]

>>12031637
What magic is there besides meme magic?

[Anonymous No.12037832]

>>12037287
because they were kids when Harry Potter came out

[Anonymous No.12037849]

Having no interest in HP I took the house thing some time ago at the urging of a friend and got Hufflepuff. Apparently Newt Scamander from the movie was a Hufflepuff so that isn't had at all, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.12037856]

>>12031627
Hey I made the sorting hat thread last April fools

[Anonymous No.12037858]

>>12037815
>that image
It's never really hit me with as much clarity and force as it did just now that there is a "code" (or "culture" or "language" if you want a less strict word) that is only understood by the in-crowd, that is alien to outsiders. The thing that made me realize this was knowing exactly what that image was going to depict before I looked at it.
We've truly done something (perhaps negligible, but still something) that cannot be reversed to the part of our brains that deals with communication by browsing this site for long enough to not be a newfag

[Anonymous No.12037861]

>>12034674

Apu isn't pepe. Apu is Hufflepuff.

[Anonymous No.12037868]

>>12033381
Bad take

[Anonymous No.12038325]

>>12037849
Ravenclaw here; Hufflepuff are cool, my wife is one

[Anonymous No.12038330]

>>12037861
>Apu is Hufflepuff
Oh yeah, huh, prove it then

[Anonymous No.12038336]

Where can I find this stupid house test? I want to see if I'm a chad or a nerd in Rowling's universe

[Anonymous No.12038379]

>>12038336
Here you go lazy anon
https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-sorting-hat

[Anonymous No.12038399]

>>12037858
lol calm down son. It’s called an inside joke.

[Anonymous No.12038762]

>>12038330

[Anonymous No.12038776]

>>12038762
lmao but this one anon >>12034674
Is fancy dress then?

[Proud Social Justice Warrior !BgjMIiqmkk No.12038821]

/lit/: Ravenclaw
/pol/: Slytherin
/sp/: Gryffindor
/adv/: Hufflepuff

[Anonymous No.12038832]

>Not realizing it's Ravenclaw.

[Anonymous No.12038952]

its unequivocally Ravenclaw.

/pol/ is slitherin bc they hate the Jew so much they have become the Jew.

hufflepuff is /co/ or some girl-oriented board, not very 4chan-esque

griffindor is /fit/, brave and not scared of gay orgies

[Anonymous No.12038976]

>>12030269
I read three of "The Magic Thief" books and I loved it at the time, so I think I might read them all again. Also, uh the book is better than the movie. hahahhaha

[Anonymous No.12039442]

>>12038776

Why am i even giving any thought to a fucking retarded frog picture and what retard fucking house he goes into in a fucking shitty children's book on 4chan

What the fuck has happened that made me do this goddamn

[Anonymous No.12039505]

>>12030269
10points4

Griffindor

simple as