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12017181 No.12017181 [Reply] [Original]

>read Hegel
>become a wizard
Cool!

>> No.12017195

>>12017181
>shitpost on 4chan
>get (You)
Nice!

>> No.12017854

We were actually using the other meaning for the word "wizard".
If you want to become a Hegelian wizard, you must remain a virgin until well past the age of 30, avoid spilling cum, have a profound understanding of Plato (either directly through his dialogues or through Plotinus' Enneads), Aristotle, Boehme, Kant, Fichte, and Schelling, and meditate upon Hegel's works as if you were attempting to decipher oracular prophecies.
Then you will ascend into a state of consciousness where you will finally see that you never actually needed friends or a "gf".

>> No.12018055

>>12017181
Become the retard you always were rather.

>> No.12018062

>>12017181
Tell me the story of the guy who learned to astral project/teleport with Hegel