How high is your verbal IQ?

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How high is your verbal IQ? Anonymous Wed Oct 31 19:14:51 2018 No.12015923 [Reply] [Original]

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/tests/iq/verbal-linguistic-intelligence-test

Take the test, guys.

Let's see how smart /lit/ is.

No cheating on the vocab questions - you guys read a lot of books, you should know the words.

Show me your scores and I'll show you mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 19:19:28 2018 No.12015941 File: 20 KB, 328x232, ashkenazi_jew_boy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've taken it before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 19:20:40 2018 No.12015945 >>12015941 I'm not paying for that shite

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 19:28:57 2018 No.12015989 >>12015945 The test is free. The "detailed results" you have to pay for are just a breakdown of how well you did on each part of the test.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 19:57:00 2018 No.12016108 Bump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:04:04 2018 No.12016139 C'mon guys it's a fun test.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:13:33 2018 No.12016176 130 but I didnt know shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:20:04 2018 No.12016206 118 and I'm drunk as fuck. It is a fun test but some of the analogies are subjective (consider Poe's comparison of chess and checkers)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:26:45 2018 No.12016221 >>12015923 less than every other human

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:27:26 2018 No.12016225 >>12015923 106 IQ im not too smart pls no bully :'(

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:29:40 2018 No.12016232 Honestly this is a test about how much French you know lol English vocab tests always boil down to "how many obscure French words do you know"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:32:06 2018 No.12016238 File: 46 KB, 884x570, test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm also a NEET with major depression

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:41:40 2018 No.12016262 118...should I just kms now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:43:24 2018 No.12016268 >>12016262 Depends did the test take you 35 minutes or more like 15. I got the same score and I skimmed the whole thing. 35 minutes ? Fuck that bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 20:58:39 2018 No.12016339 File: 29 KB, 568x363, mensa_app_2018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >big brain >use it to post jordan peterson bait threads and make fun of lonely anons in write whats on your mind threads heh

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:08:52 2018 No.12016370
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Alright, OP here, thanks for the replies everyone.

Here's my result from seven months ago. Yeah, I somehow got a 150.

Maybe I'm not that dumb after all, and I should really just read more books. I'm very undisciplined.

My "normal IQ" (the pattern recognition tests with all the images) seems to be around 120 according to online tests, which is pretty damn depressing. I think it was higher in my teens, before my plunge into depression and general inertia. Maybe if I try doing math exercises again I can make it go up? (Yeah, I know the the current dogma is that our IQs are set in stone. Maybe it's not true. Maybe I can do it.)

My tastes in everything seem to be same as those of people with very high IQ, so my 120 IQ made me depressed. So getting a good score on this "verbal IQ" test was relieving. But of course I wonder how trustworthy it is.

Also, those of you who didn't do spectacularly well on this test, please don't feel bad. My life is a mess and I don't read shit. All of you have probably read more books than me.

I just wanted to see how well people from a forum of generally smart people would do on this test to get a better idea of what my score means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:09:36 2018 No.12016371 File: 33 KB, 631x573, ppuu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hu guis wuts up[

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:40:06 2018 No.12016473 >94 JUST

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:41:13 2018 No.12016477 136

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 21:51:33 2018 No.12016513
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A lot of those words were really ugly and "word of the day"-y, like a hack TV writer went to a thesaurus to make a "genius" character sound smart. I don't think verbal iq should be decided by an ability to recognize words that will only hinder your ability to verbalize things effectively.

I say this, but I still see look at the number and it makes me childishly wag my shoulders because i have nothing else in my life to be even remotely proud of

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:11:49 2018 No.12016560 some really bad questions here, especially the association ones got a 140 but vocabulary isn't my strong suit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:11:59 2018 No.12016561 File: 706 KB, 689x916, 3EDF897F-EFC4-4171-83AC-D7F7C49E7625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, just a reminder that vocabulary size =/= IQ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:21:08 2018 No.12016592 >>12016370 https://twitter.com/__ice9/status/978025856491802624

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:23:35 2018 No.12016596 File: 24 KB, 613x458, results(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] forgot to answer a couple

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:31:53 2018 No.12016631 File: 141 KB, 555x574, 52CB685F-1D79-4E1F-8E65-5C45C6FBD24F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12015923 If you think a free online test is a valid measure of IQ, then your real IQ is probably in the 60s. Go back to Africa niggers.

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:41:55 2018 No.12016669

>>12016561
OP here. Yeah man I know.

It's not a mere vocab test though.

English isn't even my first language. I'm Brazilian.

When I was a kid I was at the top of my class. I got the best grades at everything. I remember my skull was way larger than my friends', there was a basketball cap trend when I was like 8, everyone walking around with Chicago Bulls and Charlotte Hornets caps, and the caps could barely fit on my head.

I had excellent structure at home. My mom was chill but she always demanded I do my homework before playing. But when I was around 12 things changed at home, became more chaotic, and my grades plummeted. I would still do very well in math or chemistry when I applied myself. Which was almost never. I basically stopped using my brain.

I really feel like I was smart and have become less so because of bad mental habits. When doing a regular IQ test I'm like "Damn I should know the answer here. How the hell am I so dumb. Where is the pattern. I'm not some mouth-breathing moron whose favorite book is Fight Club. C'mon where's the fucking pattern."

But it doesn't click. I fail to see the pattern. Even basic math problems are becoming increasingly hard for me. Things like counting change. I'm becoming frighteningly stupid at math.

I think it has to do with a lack of mental exercise. When solving math problems we tend to picture the quantities spatially, don't we? It's hard to explain what I mean here, but I think we don't think strictly in terms of numbers, we sort of picture the numbers as different sizes or even shapes. You know, like the shapes and patterns in IQ tests.

If you are regularly doing high level math, you are regularly using your brain to visualize complex relationships between different quantities in a rigorous, punctilious manner. I'm pretty sure doing this regularly may at least prevent one's IQ from plummeting, if not improve it.

There's a part of the brain related to spatial awareness that is larger in cab drivers. I think there was a study about this. Because they know the whole geography of their cities in their brain. They exercise that part of the brain.

I don't know, I've been depressed and addicted to the internet for years now. I don't know how bright I really was to begin with, but I feel like I have wasted my potential.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:44:42 2018 No.12016676 >>12016631 Found the 80-scoring wordlet. But seriously, this test is total B.S.. Psychology Today is about as popsci pseud as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:45:20 2018 No.12016678 >>12016592 Yeah man makes sense. I guess we should all try being more cheerful, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:54:24 2018 No.12016712 >>12015923 I got a 104. Pretty comfortable being a mediocre sack of shit B^)

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 22:55:05 2018 No.12016714

this is basically an abbreviated ACT section

if you're a burger from the middle of the US (like me), you can take your composite english and reading comp. scores from the ACT, subtract two points from each, take the average of the two scores, then convert that new composite score to a raw IQ score using a table online. this is done as a handicap for the "new" ACT, which incorporates slightly less vocabulary and analogy out of fairness to minorities

[(36 - 2) + (35 - 2)] / 2 = 33.5 = ~141 verbal IQ according to the new ACT, w/o any other mitigation

also, if you're upper class, subtract the value of your dignity for hanging out on a Danish axe-polishing forum

Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:06:28 2018 No.12016760
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I'm more than a bit skeptical of this test's reliability given that I haven't read to completion a work of literature in the past six years; physics textbooks assocoated with my degree have been my dominant source of readimg material.

The questions here are similar to the verbal portions of the proctored Stanford-Binet, albeit with less depth and breadth. However, the duration of time one needs to complete the test frequently affects in some small degree the result. Hence, without a clear understnading of the mechanics of the test-whether or not it tracks time passed1-or the methodologies of its creators, I would remain wary of what it says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:08:26 2018 No.12016767 >>12016596 The test page prevents you from moving on to the next subsection if you haven't answered all the remaining questions. So you're lying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:11:13 2018 No.12016775 >>12016767 gotta keep you on your toes, mister depression man

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:11:54 2018 No.12016777 >>12015923 >60 questions >35 minutes Yeah, fuck that shit, booooiii

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:12:22 2018 No.12016783 >>12015923 145

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:14:24 2018 No.12016789 File: 48 KB, 640x774, 1540142570181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12016775 How the hell do you know my highschool nickname!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:15:36 2018 No.12016798 >>12016789 my highschool nickname was "nap guy" I took naps during lunch period to hide the fact that I had no friends and was afraid of people

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:17:59 2018 No.12016809 File: 11 KB, 200x200, doublesguy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12016777 You could easily complete it in one-third that time if you're not some lip-smacking retard. Nice trips btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:22:09 2018 No.12016831 >>12016798 I would be profoundly surprised if there was even one person amongst those here bereft of some mentally unhealthy, misanthropic quirk

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:24:39 2018 No.12016845 >>12016339 As good of a use of verbal prowess as I've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:33:14 2018 No.12016872 File: 117 KB, 1142x730, Screen Shot 2018-10-31 at 11.32.32 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty sure if you read books you get over 130 automatically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:35:15 2018 No.12016881 140. I had a perfect 132 on the critical reasoning section of the MCAT. Fellate me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 31 23:51:07 2018 No.12016927 File: 158 KB, 1376x884, SmartSelect_20181031-235028_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12015923 Pretty good desu

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:01:25 2018 No.12016950
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>>12016631
This test =/= an IQ test.

IQ tests don't mean much, it doesn't make someone a better person if they've a higher IQ. And I really feel now that I've to read more better stuff

t. IQ of 162

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:03:11 2018 No.12016959 >>12016669 What do you feel like you want to do? You need some motivation, sounds like

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:05:28 2018 No.12016965 127 unironically have never seen some of those words before

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:14:25 2018 No.12017000 >111 I'm okay with being only somewhat above average.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:36:48 2018 No.12017061 >>12015945 Reading comprehension score = 2nd percentile

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:39:38 2018 No.12017068 File: 337 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20181031-232700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12015923 Interesting stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:45:07 2018 No.12017081 >>12015923 106. Fuck you guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:58:40 2018 No.12017117 File: 107 KB, 1080x778, Screenshot_20181101-155633__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Think I might actually be retarded. I read way more than average yet most of those words I've never seen in my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 00:59:03 2018 No.12017120 >>12016950 Is English your first language anon? It is mine and I scored just below you at 126.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 01:00:24 2018 No.12017124 File: 24 KB, 554x408, heh...png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bow down before me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 01:37:53 2018 No.12017213 >>12017081 That's above average, don't be sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 01:45:37 2018 No.12017232 File: 20 KB, 542x335, genius.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] skrrrrt

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 01:48:39 2018 No.12017237
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I don't buy the IQ thing, I'm not really this smart, and I notice the "verbal IQ" cutesy language. Still a nice confidence-thing.

I first saw this thread about 18 hours ago or whatever and I figured it was the word knowledge test which has been done here multiple times, yet again. But this turned out to be another quiz that I hadn't done before. I did restart once around the first third because I realized I'd missed the change from the synonyms-prompt to the antonyms-prompt, who cares.

The key to the later pair-association stuff is to consider the nature of the relationship between the words, and to make to yourself appropriate sentences thereof.

Overall an enjoyable exercise. I still don't know what factious and that one really goofy contubrous one are though, should look up. If I were really bored I could play with the static switches to find optimal outcome but I want to my stuff instead. We're all going to be dead in a few decades on the outside anyway so this is just a way to pass the time, among others.

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 02:07:29 2018 No.12017273
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>>12017120
Yes, English is my first language. I'm much better at quantitative theory than I am at words. That being said, our scores are actually quite good, and I believe that these results can be improved upon, such is the nature of vocabulary and language.

Pic related is a recommendation. I've a copy. I'm going tomorrow to sit outside with that book, a cigar, and a few beers

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 02:12:00 2018 No.12017278 >>12016206 yikes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 02:15:05 2018 No.12017281 >>12015923 verbal is more g loaded than even raven matrices, if you do poorly on this there is a strong chance you are a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 02:28:57 2018 No.12017308 135. Didn't read the two articles at the end. No time for that garbage. Some of the questions seemed like multiple options would be acceptable. Bad test.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 02:52:43 2018 No.12017343 101 but English is not my native language and I don't read much in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 03:13:15 2018 No.12017379 >>12017281 desu this is just vocabulary

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 03:17:12 2018 No.12017386 File: 110 KB, 1289x903, IMG_4461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ha see I'm not a brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 03:21:00 2018 No.12017392 >>12017379 Vocabulary and concept matching tests are the most g loaded intelligence tests that exist besides raven matrices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 03:30:21 2018 No.12017411 File: 315 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20181101-032650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not terrible and i skimmed in like 15 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 03:32:50 2018 No.12017417 >>12017392 I score high on Raven Matrices and concept matching, but my vocab is poor. I retain words easily but the words I was given obfuscated the reality of my verbal IQ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:16:00 2018 No.12017481 122

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:19:02 2018 No.12017487 >>12016370 Get over yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:30:13 2018 No.12017496 File: 11 KB, 408x431, 1539689593718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:34:31 2018 No.12017500 66 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:34:49 2018 No.12017501 >>12017496 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:38:01 2018 No.12017510 >You appear to have a very extensive vocabulary. You know the meanings of most of the given terms, some of which are extremely advanced. Your excellent vocabulary can help you communicate and understand the written word. Seems like bullshit desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:42:15 2018 No.12017517 I got 125. Not too bad considering English isn't my first language. And there is room for improvement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:54:15 2018 No.12017534 File: 114 KB, 1278x928, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS IT SO LOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 04:55:10 2018 No.12017537 if you sit for up to 60 minutes taking some shit online test to tell you whoa boy you know big lot of word! huuuuge iq much wow! then it doesn't matter what the test says: you're fucking dumb

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:03:44 2018 No.12017555

It's high as fuck. I realised there's hardly anything left to say because there's only so many words. It's all the same to me. Writers can't write something really original because they only use the words and inspiration from everything they've ever read. And if it's not something abstract, you can always visualise a human doing something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:06:45 2018 No.12017558 9” x 6”

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:12:42 2018 No.12017570

121

Most of the fill in the blank questions I easily answered using process of elimination hammered into my brain from high school SAT training. I may have recognized maybe 4-5 words total.

Also only idiots answer "I dont know" instead of winging it and taking a fucking guess, same with the choices they make in real life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:14:42 2018 No.12017578 >>12016473 good to see another brotha

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:16:55 2018 No.12017584 File: 178 KB, 750x1334, C2864A3B-DD2C-4EE0-A071-05CB6B8B81E4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am allah. i am allah

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:22:04 2018 No.12017601 >>12017537 >t. low scorer

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:28:34 2018 No.12017614 WITNESS ME. I AM ALLAH ! PBUM ! I AM ALLAH. WITNESS ME.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:32:23 2018 No.12017619 File: 24 KB, 616x487, puf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw brainlet

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:34:55 2018 No.12017624

>>12017570

>Also only idiots answer "I dont know" instead of winging it and taking a fucking guess, same with the choices they make in real life.

Generally, when they give you "I don't know" as an option it means you're penalized for incorrect answers.

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:35:55 2018 No.12017626
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A few of the words at the beginning are shit no one uses except to show off le epic zany weird words!!, and as another anon said are basically just "articulate" because they're not SAXON words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:44:26 2018 No.12017636 >>12015923 >English not first language >string of words I see for the first time Guess I'm retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:55:27 2018 No.12017652 >>12015923 What the fuck, fucking android chrome won't let me take screenshots. Anyway, I got 131, 98 percentile score. I'm not a native English speaker though.

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 05:59:25 2018 No.12017659
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I'm sure I'm a brainlet compared to most of /lit/ but this was a genuine, if slightly lazy, attempt at the test and it's good enough for me to feel smug about even if online tests are shit.

But if I'm so smart, why the fuck can't I write anything worth a dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:06:51 2018 No.12017669 >>12017624 I dont know is an option for every answer. You should probably take the quiz

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:09:32 2018 No.12017673

>>12017570
>winging it and taking a fucking guess
Protip: if you do this in law you will get referred to the law society and your practising certificate will probably be cancelled, making you no longer a lawyer and instead just some fucking guy

Caution is never stupid, although an overabundance of caution can be inopportune.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:14:09 2018 No.12017679 >>12017624 I never answered "I don't know" and got a decent result (131), even though I didn't actually know a fair amount of the words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:19:07 2018 No.12017686 I AM ALLAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:36:59 2018 No.12017707 The only thing worse than an online IQ test is an online verbal IQ test.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 06:42:40 2018 No.12017717 >>12017679 Perhaps your score would have been higher had you not done that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 07:06:54 2018 No.12017747 File: 158 KB, 1440x882, Screenshot_20181101-120305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm fine since it's not my first language.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 07:23:31 2018 No.12017766 >100 While English isn't my first language, I doubt the result would be much different if the test was in my native language. Vocabulary has never been my strength.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 07:32:40 2018 No.12017786 >>12017717 Just did that, got 115.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 07:34:00 2018 No.12017787 >>12017717 >>12017786 I mean answered "I don't know" for everything I don't actually know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 09:32:05 2018 No.12018029 File: 41 KB, 604x492, vocab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lmao, literature and vocab has always been my weakness. honestly it was the first time hearing a majority of the words for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:05:52 2018 No.12018097 >>12017652 Try simultaneously pressing the volume down and power buttons. It doesn't always work the first time, bit of an awkward manoeuvre

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:43:30 2018 No.12018166 File: 3 KB, 172x109, highverbaliq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] desu I think I missed a few sections because I didn't realize there was different instructions until halfway through

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:49:50 2018 No.12018183

OP here.

Guess what, I'm a big old dumbass, and I probably made a lot of you guys feel bad for nothing.

Actually the free result only measures your vocab, I think.

Picture attached are my overall results. Yeah I paid for the thing.

The thing is, I got a 144 vocabulary score and a 144 overall score (if you add the six scores for the different sections and divide them by six, you get 144)... I assumed the vocab score you get upon completion referred to the overall score.

So most of you probably got a higher score than you think, but you would have to pay to see your real scores. Which is understandable if you don't want to do it. I feel like a bit of a sucker myself for having paid for this stuff.

Vocab is the one result that is least related to intelligence. I used to read a lot of online artciles from Arts & Letters Daily which is probably why I have a good vocab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:51:03 2018 No.12018186 File: 38 KB, 724x622, Screenshot_6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (I got 150 seven months ago, and I got 144 on my last try a few days ago. Haha yeah.) Here's the overall results.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 10:52:10 2018 No.12018189 File: 71 KB, 660x537, Screenshot_7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's what the test show have shown you upon completion, instead of sneakily only showing you how good your vocab is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 11:08:23 2018 No.12018223 >>12018183 Fine, but I need my money for cigarettes and vidya

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 12:27:22 2018 No.12018484 File: 45 KB, 471x966, fiq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12018183 I've paid for online IQ test results before myself so I can't really judge. The results are almost definitely inflated as well.

Anonymous Thu Nov 1 12:35:06 2018 No.12018512

>>12018186

This test is pretty much the verbal section of the GRE, which is somewhat correlated with IQ. I got 98th percentile on this and 95th on the GRE Verbal so they are kind of in the same ballpark.

The main difference between tests like this and an actual IQ test is that you have to explain your answers during the real test. No guessing. No kind of knowing the answer but not really. For that reason, I'd assume that online tests of verbal IQ are inflated but still in the ballpark of your actual score.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 12:38:28 2018 No.12018522 >>12016370 Holy fuck you're pathetic. No, intelligence is not set in stone, nor is IQ actually. Stop jerking yourself off to these test results and do something, anything besides posting on 4chan instead of complaining how your life is a mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 12:50:16 2018 No.12018559 >>12015923 Top shelf

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 12:51:12 2018 No.12018564 File: 32 KB, 600x600, 1532840252764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 119 brainlet

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 12:56:18 2018 No.12018581 >>12016513 Funny way of putting it. To me it seemed like words used by some queer on NPR who would readily rattle off some opinion of literature's great works because it's what his professor told him to think in 2009.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:15:12 2018 No.12018633 File: 29 KB, 617x673, startedwithgreeks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can't wait to post this the next time someone here tells me my comprehension is bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:19:43 2018 No.12018651 >>12018633 Interesting. These results seem to indicate that you're frivolous with your money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:22:38 2018 No.12018666 >>12018651 >$7 get a job

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:36:36 2018 No.12018708 File: 6 KB, 316x153, IMG_2068.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Considering that english is not my first language I think I did pretty well

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:37:53 2018 No.12018716 File: 751 KB, 676x828, 24BA0D84-A796-4340-B74E-E59A0FBA7B39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >35 minutes Yikes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 13:40:31 2018 No.12018725 >>12018666 >i should spend every dollar i have on useless shite

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 14:11:03 2018 No.12018820 I'm drunk as shit and a non-native in English and got the same score as the last IQ test I took, 138. But I'm French so the "hard" words in English are, as ever, pretty transparent to me desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 14:23:02 2018 No.12018859 >>12016370 your age is showing, no one over the age of 21 would realistically believe anyone cares or would care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 14:24:35 2018 No.12018863 125, but English is just my second language and I could guess most of the "hard" words just by comparing them to their equivalent in Portuguese by recognizing their Latin roots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 16:08:47 2018 No.12019336 126 English is my second language. I'm ok with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 16:10:36 2018 No.12019350 >>12017061 That’s still better than 97 percent of the popultion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 16:30:03 2018 No.12019429 >107 Well that went worse than i expected

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 16:36:36 2018 No.12019458 File: 27 KB, 1228x569, Vocabulary.IQ.Score.(11.01.2018).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12015923

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 16:41:48 2018 No.12019482 The site doesn't fucking work. In firefox, "take the test" just loads a semi-blank page (just the header). In chrome, when I select an option it doesn't register it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 17:01:07 2018 No.12019551 >>12019429 That's okay man. Is English your second language?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 17:29:00 2018 No.12019647 133. Do people really get scores around 100? The test, especially the reading comprehension was pretty easy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 17:31:46 2018 No.12019660 I would like to think I'm not dumb but I don't know what most of those words' definitions. I usually just figure out what a word means through context clues

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 17:31:51 2018 No.12019661 >>12015923 135 my niggas and im literally on 6 different drugs right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 17:33:16 2018 No.12019665 Eight inches

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 17:35:38 2018 No.12019671 >>12015923 It says i got a 155 for the 'analogies' scale, did you guys get this little blurb as well? Is this why my metaphors are so dope lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 18:38:55 2018 No.12019870 File: 79 KB, 572x405, Screenshot_2018-11-01-19-33-58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How am I doing for someone who's English is self taught through movies, TV shows and 4chan/internet forums?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 18:43:04 2018 No.12019888 >>12016370 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 20:31:12 2018 No.12020313 >>12019888 Thanks for the kind words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 1 23:23:05 2018 No.12020948 File: 18 KB, 555x355, psychology-today-verbal-intelligence-test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] According to this test, my verbal intelligence is high. But that doesn't make me special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 01:39:28 2018 No.12021438 >>12016669 is this pasta? The shit about the head size is just too funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 07:12:47 2018 No.12022031 115 bunch of words i've never even heard of. should read more in english i suppose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 08:56:20 2018 No.12022219 117, english is my second language and i did it in 10 minutes. Didn't even read the coprehension part since I have to go to the gym. I expected a lot worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 08:59:11 2018 No.12022226 >>12022219 >desu I think I missed a few sections because I didn't realize there was different instructions until halfway through >>12018166 same haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 09:07:25 2018 No.12022251 does anyone have the right answers? I scored 127 and would like to know what i fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 09:08:42 2018 No.12022254 >A vast expanse of luscious verdure, of carefully tended gardens, rolling hayfields, and shady orchards surrounded the meticulous white farmhouse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 09:14:26 2018 No.12022267 Everyone in this thread who scored poorly and didn't add an excuse to their post is based. The rest of us are cringe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 09:20:11 2018 No.12022283 >>12016669 >It's not a mere vocab test though. Yes, it is. You clearly have no exposure to actual psychological testing. Go pay for an IQ test with a professional if you're so curious.

>>	divineshitposter@protonmail.co(...) !!TveaYywVR+C Fri Nov 2 14:54:56 2018 No.12023376 >>12022251 your genes

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 15:13:26 2018 No.12023436 131 Non-native speaker

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 16:31:37 2018 No.12023720 100 My native tongue is spanish. The only english content that I read is unironically this website.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 16:54:39 2018 No.12023810 I did it in 10 minutes at work and got a 101, I'll make sure to cheat next time

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 17:12:29 2018 No.12023909 >>12016513 I agree with your assessment. If I bust out CONTUMACIOUS it won't do anything but alienate the person I'm trying to communicate with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 17:30:12 2018 No.12023960 File: 19 KB, 548x345, based.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yung harold bloom

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 17:52:20 2018 No.12024030 >>12018859 >says one of 5+ people who care enough to reply

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 18:37:55 2018 No.12024182 >>12015923 146. However the comprehension test was about neural networks, which I wrote my dissertation on, so maybe not fair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 18:57:26 2018 No.12024257 Guys, OP here, I think these results are only measuring your vocab (the first of six parts of the test). Pay the $7 and let's see the full results.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:02:13 2018 No.12024279 129, but I'm not an English native speaker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:18:34 2018 No.12024341 beagle : dog is it africa : continent or barnyard : farm? I’m confused..

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:47:28 2018 No.12024470 >>12024341 Yeah this test is way too easy. I wanna see some full results.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:47:55 2018 No.12024474 File: 515 KB, 602x616, Captaur12e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12016669 size 8 hat

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:49:56 2018 No.12024478 >>12024341 Are you actually retarded or just pretending?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:51:49 2018 No.12024487 >>12024478 actually retarded. can you please explain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 19:57:17 2018 No.12024507 >>12016950 >more better stuff >t. IQ of 162 genious

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:01:12 2018 No.12024517 >>12024257 at last i truly see, this fucker is just a marketer for the website. don't fall for his scheme

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:02:43 2018 No.12024522 >>12015923 That library looks comfy af. Shame you can't just buy the skulls of savages from explorers these days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:03:46 2018 No.12024528 File: 36 KB, 265x299, 1512558530058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12024341 Is barnyard a type of farm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:11:16 2018 No.12024550 >>12024528 no, but it is part of the farm in a similar way as the beagle breed is part of the dog (canis) genus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:16:57 2018 No.12024579 File: 78 KB, 1080x986, Screenshot_20181103-001118~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not retarded. Alright. I feel like the first few sections are going to be really hit and miss, and not really indicative of overall vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:29:32 2018 No.12024620 File: 38 KB, 657x527, 1501041513460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12016232 >>12018820 These. If you're a native French speaker, you'll probably end up at the high end of the scale regardless of your actual IQ.

Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:32:02 2018 No.12024630
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Ehh. I don't really get the point of this stuff. I've met people with "average IQ" who I would say are smarter than me any day of the week, and people with verified 160+ IQ's that are absolute fucking idiots. I know this is only testing verbal skills, but I don't think IQ correlates in a meaningful way to total human intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:45:15 2018 No.12024683 File: 32 KB, 403x446, pence.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12016760 >says depth and breath >not deepness and breethness oh sweaty

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 20:56:09 2018 No.12024744 >>12015923 I'm more conceptual than verbal, feels bad man.

Anonymous Fri Nov 2 21:04:13 2018 No.12024780

>>12017417
You're probably not as high verbal as you think you are, that's ok if you do well on the other two. Not everyone will be gifted at everything. Raven matrices are still a strong measure of g and if you do well you're likely above average intelligence.

Anonymous Fri Nov 2 21:07:08 2018 No.12024793
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>>12024517
No. The thing is this. Everyone here is just posting their VOCAB results, I'm afraid. So maybe my high score doesn't mean that much.

I wish people would post their full results here (like mine, pic attached), because I'm probably not that smart. Maybe I just have a good vocab.

Anonymous Fri Nov 2 21:12:53 2018 No.12024819

>>12024517
Although "Vocabulary" probably covers "Definitions", "Antonyms" and "Sentence completions", which is about half the test. But it's still to a large extent merely a vocabulary test, then, which isn't really a measure of intelligence. Although the "Antonyms" and "Sentence completions" questions can be slightly subtle.

The "Analogies" and "Reading comprehension" parts, which are not under "Vocabulary" (the free score everyone is posting here), are probably a more direct measure of intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 2 21:13:46 2018 No.12024824 >>12024780 I am over 140 IQ in every other test, I believe that upon a falsity has been driven to a proclamation of truth and infected your brain.

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