/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11982616]

What does your girlfriend read?

[Anonymous No.11982621]

>>11982616
>

[Anonymous No.11982631]

>>11982616
Every text from every other guy

[Anonymous No.11982637]

>>11982616
everything by Carlos Ruiz Zafon.
I'm not joking

[Anonymous No.11982642]

[Anonymous No.11982648]

She really likes Chuck Palahniuk. Other than that, she reads mostly sci-fi.

[Anonymous No.11982649]

The second canto (your favourite) from Pale Fire that I have tattooed on my back as she fucks my ass.

[Anonymous No.11982651]

>>11982616
My gf broke up with me on the 19th..
What she read was/is exclusively Eastern but predominantly Buddhist shit.

[Anonymous No.11982660]

>>11982651
...and nothing of value was lost!

[Anonymous No.11982663]

I'm single now, but when I had a gf she would exclusively read
>univeristy stuff
>text messages
>social media feeds
>some cringeworthy, edgy "lifestyle" blog

[Anonymous No.11982668]

>>11982663
>>11982660

[Anonymous No.11982683]

>>11982616
good god, I want to live on those soles

[Anonymous No.11982685]

my diary desu

[Anonymous No.11982704]

>>11982616
My wife reads stuff by fellow bitches like Lydia Davis and Lorrie Moore.

[Anonymous No.11982716]

>>11982704
Lydia Davis is based. Have you read her Swann's Way translation for Penguin?
>>11982616
no gf btw ;)

[Anonymous No.11982721]

>>11982660
Yeah. It was a problem.

[Anonymous No.11982735]

My last girlfriend only read fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.11982745]

>>11982735
what was it like dating a brainlet? i was super into a girl who only read transformers fanfic. looking back on it now i'm glad she wasn't interested.

[Anonymous No.11982762]

When I had one, she read:

>Bronte sisters (everything by these gals, loved them to death)
>Edith Wharton
>Nathaniel Hawthorne
>Chapman's Homer, other translations of stuff conflated with Elizabethan poetry
>Mary Wollestonecraft, Simone de Beauvoir
>Jane Austen (w/ commentaries by her contemporaries & by modern scholars)
>the letters of Abigail Adams

she was a perfect mirror of everything I see in gynocratic academia - a re-evaluation of traditional gender roles combined infused with a wistful lamentation of the "good old days" when women were women. super insecure about her looks, always afraid that i was more interested in another girl, lacked any confidence in herself whatsoever.

>"Try being with somebody that wanna be somebody else." - Drake (that boi as far as I'm concerned)

[Anonymous No.11982795]

>>11982660
>Exclamation marks

[Anonymous No.11982843]

>>11982616
Donna Tartt

[Anonymous No.11982844]

how to have an affair without getting caught

[Anonymous No.11982883]

I don't have a girlfriend and she doesn't read

[Anonymous No.11982893]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11982895]

a bunch of garbage YA and middle grade fiction. but she's a middle grade author, so i cut her some slack.

[Anonymous No.11982915]

My girlfriend has pretty eclectic tastes - she really likes Updike (lmao), Anne Carson, Laurens Van Der Post, Carson McCullers. Weird stuff like medical non-fiction. She's real well read in classics. Right now she leans towards reading essays and lighter fiction to chill tf out, but she's definitely better read than me.

She only wrote back because I mentioned Celine on a dating app : >:3 <3 <3 <3

[Anonymous No.11982933]

Ex read modernist bullshit like Camus and Beckett

I'm a Russian lit guy, so to find out that "I like to read" on her profile meant "I read only useless wankery and hate everything else" was v depressing

Find a chick who likes the stuff you like, y'all. "Opposites attract" is a meme

[Anonymous No.11982951]

>>11982716
Yeah, her translation is superior to the old Moncreiff one. But have you read her short stories? I swear to god she's autistic af.

[Anonymous No.11983067]

>>11982683
The true purpose of this thread

[Anonymous No.11983124]

Used to be into Jojo Moyes, now she only reads instagram posts.

[Anonymous No.11983130]

>>11982616

Social media

[Anonymous No.11983162]

she was a victorian lit phd student

[Anonymous No.11983172]

>>11982621
fpbp

[Anonymous No.11983176]

who gives a fuck

>we're driving on a highway near Austin
>i'm DDing, she and all her friends are drunk
>black guy cuts us off
>sticks her head out the window like the retard female idiot she is
>"Fuck you you fuccken nigger!"
>rolls up the window with the "did I do that" face
>he follows us for 20 miles
>conspicuously showing the gun the whole way
>she and her friends are loudly crying, holding each other, praying unintelligibly
>he finally takes the next exit to our collective relief

but she's hot, so i put up with it like the fucking cuck that i am

[Anonymous No.11983179]

>>11982951
>autistic af
Is she, dare I say it, our girl?

[Anonymous No.11983185]

My wife is a big fan of Henry Miller, Melville, and Nabokov. I guess I'd throw Mary Gaitskill in there for good measure as well.

[Anonymous No.11983214]

>>11982616
My latest gf and I broke up last week, but she never read anything besides facebook, instagram, and snapchat. I gave her my copy of East of Eden to read because I think it's a really captivating and accessible book (who cares if she didn't get all the Biblical allusions, they're easy enough to look up) and I believe she read two chapters of it and never picked it up again.

Also, that reminds me. She still has my fucking copy. Guess I need to get that back now.

[Anonymous No.11983225]

>>11983176
Yeah you're a cuck for putting up with that.

[Anonymous No.11983293]

>>11982616
Biographies of famous people, books of poetry I've bought her, poems I've written for her, short stories I've wrote for my own amusements, and anything I read out loud to her while we cuddle on the sofa.

[Anonymous No.11983316]

She doesn't really, but I don't mind

She did give me pic related to read when we first started dating but I never got passed the second chapter

[Anonymous No.11983324]

>>11982933
>y'all
>im a russian lit guy
honestly just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11983334]

>>11982616
hentai mags 2bh

[Anonymous No.11983358]

My gf doesn't like fiction which is too bad but she does like history books.

[Anonymous No.11983478]

>>11982651
I bet soon if not already she'll be getting dicked down by another guy. Just imagine her getting railed by him and drinking his cum, and then laughing about how much better he is than you.

[Anonymous No.11983531]

My most recent ex read whatever her college made her read and was insufferably pretentious about it. She graduated as an English major, got her degree, became an administrator at the school and in the remaining couple years we were together, never lifted a fucking book again.

Her passing let me know everything I needed to know about grade 13 level schooling.

[Anonymous No.11983547]

>>11983478
Actually she lives with her grandparents, her 82 yr old grandad broke his hip about 2 wks ago and will be getting out of rehab at the end of the week so aside from working 60 hrs a week she'll be doing her bit looking after him. But youre correct in the assumption that she's pretty and youre also right, sooner or later, etc. etc. BUT I'm pretty much over it, knew it was coming (I suggested it myself 2 wks ago) and, ultimately, whatever. I'll live.

[Anonymous No.11983590]

My gf just told me she works so much because she doesn't have to talk to me while at work. We are no longer together haha

[Anonymous No.11983593]

>>11982616
idk if it counts but every girl I had a crush on read lots of genre fiction, Murakami and stuff like A Fraction of the Whole.

[Anonymous No.11983596]

imagine having a gf lmao

[Anonymous No.11983600]

>>11982637
Could be worse tbqh

[Anonymous No.11983632]

>>11982616
She obsessively reads and rereads Tolstoy’s bibliography

It’s pretty /lit/ tbqh

[Anonymous No.11983697]

[Anonymous No.11983872]

>>11982616
biographies

[Anonymous No.11983876]

>>11982616
Medical journals and Wal-Mart tier trash

[Anonymous No.11983902]

>>11982616
she left me 2 weeks ago. i used to try to get her to read entry level stuff, she hated it lol. i miss her

[Anonymous No.11983914]

>>11983632
Damn. A Tolstoy girl. And if her looks suit (you) congratulations. I knew one once but we never dated.

[Anonymous No.11983916]

>>11983902
>>11982660

[Anonymous No.11983933]

>>11982651
F
im with ya buddy. this sucks

[Anonymous No.11984336]

>>11982616
Yukio Mishima and Georges Batailles
She's a monster in the sac

[Anonymous No.11984361]

>>11982616
what does my who?

[Anonymous No.11984458]

>>11982616
>tfw your gf reads classics and loves russian literature
>tfw she recommends you books and poets that are good
>tfw she listens and patiently waits as you explain parts you found interesting, to respond with her own opinion

[Anonymous No.11984474]

>>11983590
based haha poster. haha

[Anonymous No.11984475]

>>11982616
Ishi, some picture book of Hindu avatars and Guns, Germs and Steel.

[Anonymous No.11984541]

>>11982933
You type like an art fag

[Anonymous No.11984548]

>>11982762
sure she did

[Anonymous No.11984560]

>>11983176
Lmao

[Anonymous No.11984602]

Unironically, Machiavelli and Thomas Hobbes.
>blessed

[Anonymous No.11984724]

>>11983531
>anon went to a shit school
>shit school is shit and doesn't teach anon to think critically
>thinks all schools are like his shit school

[Anonymous No.11984858]

>>11982616
My ex-girlfriend almost exclusively read contemporary poetry (I didn't think her favorites were very good but obviously didn't tell her), so as part of her gifts I got her books by Robert M. Drake on occasions like her birthday or Christmas. She always seemed to love them and read them often, but I left her last year and I later heard that she burned them, not sure if true or not.

[Anonymous No.11984867]

>James Joyce
>Virginia Wolfe
>Emily Dickinson
>Sylvia Plath
>Julio Cortazar
>Nabokov
>Hilda Doolittle
Stuff like that

[Anonymous No.11984921]

Don't have one.

[Anonymous No.11984977]

>>11982883
I don't have a girlfriend but she does read

[Anonymous No.11985054]

Stephen King :/
and Anne Rice

[Anonymous No.11985165]

>>11982616
I don’t care, I don’t talk about books with her, I just fuck her and go to restaurants and bars and chill with her in the park in the summer.

[Anonymous No.11985177]

>>11984336
Post a pic

[Anonymous No.11985178]

>>11983596
Lol i know anon

[Anonymous No.11985181]

>>11983547
Then imagine her grandad railing her and her drinking his cum

[Anonymous No.11985183]

>>11983596
don't

[Anonymous No.11985380]

>>11982651
>on the 19th
Blood-sucking niggers get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11985504]

>>11983596
imagine having some level of choice in whether to have a gf
imagine knowing how to talk to people

[Anonymous No.11985514]

>>11982933
camus is shit but beckett is great you mong

[Anonymous No.11985670]

>>11985181
you have problems

[Anonymous No.11985693]

>>11982616
my kinda-ex likes literature and fiction and stuff it's why i don't like her :/

[Anonymous No.11985697]

>>11982933
>bullshit like Beckett
cringe
>I'm a Russian lit guy
cringe
>y'all
cringe
>"Opposites attract" is a meme
cringe

[Anonymous No.11985705]

>>11982616
Dosto and Marx, fuck....

[Anonymous No.11985707]

she reading BK rite now but mostly lit top 100 stuff. we read french books together. fellas just go to clubs join organizations to find a gf.

[Anonymous No.11985711]

>>11982616
She reads a long lullaby.
I imagine my soulmate was aborted. Women who remain don't click with me. Regardless of whether or not I want to hug or strangle them.

[Anonymous No.11985717]

>>11984724
>Thinks there are non-shit schools
I'm sorry to tell you this, but the control grid is loose and out of control. They feared a coup and let worse and worse people inherit the positions.

[Anonymous No.11985737]

Christian, strict education means she read Tolstoy, Dosto, Balzac, Dickens, Thackeray etc. while growing up. Reads Miller, Nin, de Sade and Bataille to the point of obsession (buying multiple biographies, rare collectibles, out of print, first editions etc.).

[Anonymous No.11985756]

>>11982844
would an elle fanning, emma stone and margot Robbie

although to be honest blond white women really look very similar when you get them together like that

[Anonymous No.11985760]

>>11983600
No it couldn't. Even Twilight its better.

[Anonymous No.11985764]

>>11985737
Damn this is fuckin horny

[Anonymous No.11986068]

she's a big faulkner fan.

[Anonymous No.11986090]

>>11982616
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.11986112]

>>11982616
I am 27 and single.

[Anonymous No.11986120]

>>11985705
Did she think Dosto agreed with communism?

[Anonymous No.11986133]

>>11982616
Nabokov right now

[Anonymous No.11986138]

I once dated someone who studied Ancient Civilisation and loved LotR (she wore a replica of the one ring).

[Anonymous No.11986139]

My boyfriend doesnt read.

[Anonymous No.11986141]

Directions of the mac and cheese box

[Anonymous No.11986142]

>>11982616
She’s currently reading In Dubious Battle by Steinbeck, which I lent her.

[Anonymous No.11986166]

>>11985181
Geez, anon. In a not so common way I think youre trying to help. At any rate it's an absolutely ridiculous image. Thanks. I guess..

[Anonymous No.11986174]

>>11985380
Actually youre on my board, boyo. Reeeeeeeead a fucking book, reeeeeetard.

[Anonymous No.11986179]

>>11983933
Thanks, m8.

[Anonymous No.11986199]

SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU NORMIES SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AND YOUR GIRLFIRENDS SUCK

[Anonymous No.11986208]

The gf in my mind exclusively reads religious Spanish poetry from the late medieval/early modern period, and Lorca

[Anonymous No.11986267]

>>11986208
nice
my imaginary gf mostly reads history but read through the russian classics in her late teens (first language speaker)
she also has some knowledge of mostly forgotten socialist realist literature from having spent some time taking care of her grandmother in some rural place with a library that hadn't been restocked since soviet times

[Anonymous No.11986295]

>>11982616
She mostly reads uh Emma Stone's plump ass. What were we talking about again?

[Anonymous No.11986336]

>>11982616
Mark Leyner pomo shit.

[Anonymous No.11986346]

>>11986267
She sounds lovely

[Anonymous No.11986354]

My gf reads every now and then. She has read The Republic by Plato tho

[Anonymous No.11986377]

>>11986208
>>11986267
Do you incels really have imaginary gf's?

[Anonymous No.11986385]

>>11986377
I'm not an incel, I don't hate women.

[Anonymous No.11986417]

>>11982844
based Ovid gf

[Anonymous No.11986430]

>>11986377
Yes, I like to think about little imaginary stories of what I'd do with a gf like her. Going to the movies, talking about books, living together, cooking together, holding hands and going on walks by the river when the sun is coming down. The conversations I imagine are super nice to think about. I usually think about it when I'm in bed.
Sometimes she leaks into my dreams and when I wake up I move to hug her as if she were by my side.

[Anonymous No.11986432]

Darynda Jones.

[Anonymous No.11986438]

>>11986377
I'm not an incel but I do hate women.

[Anonymous No.11986439]

>>11986430
Unfortunately no one cares

[Anonymous No.11986444]

>>11986439
I know.

[Anonymous No.11986448]

>>11986438
You're what's known as a weak minded pussy.

[Anonymous No.11986456]

>>11982616
Harry Potter and Sidney Sheldon

[Anonymous No.11986460]

>>11982616
the ingridients of a shampoo bottle while taking a gargantuan shit on the loo

[Anonymous No.11986465]

>>11986448
What's so weak about judging large swaths of people based on gender alone?

[Anonymous No.11986497]

>>11986465
It's weak to get triggered by women and hate them. Nothing more pathetic than a man losing his shit over women.

[Anonymous No.11986510]

>>11986497
I'm fairly composed, I think. It's not a crusade, more a guideline; Women suck at most things I need them not to suck at. This isn't exactly the best kept secret. I find it more pathetic the men tolerant of women based on what they are rather than who. At least I'm being up-front about the issue.

[Anonymous No.11986514]

>>11986497
True

[Anonymous No.11986523]

>>11986439
i care about that because i have an imaginary gf too
get rekt loser your petty attempt at an argument has been invalidated
imaginary perfect gf gang 1 you 0

[Anonymous No.11986581]

>>11985737
>tfw no sexually repressed gf making up for lost time
the world is a vale of tears

[Anonymous No.11986638]

texts from chad

[Anonymous No.11986657]

>Ex old lady
>Foster Wallace (Only person I knew to read the entirety of IJ at the time I met her)
>Italo Calvino
>Jane Austin
>Proust
>García Márquez

>Soon-to-be Ex
>Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.11986796]

>>11986638
based

[Anonymous No.11986820]

>>11984548
no, really man, she did

[Anonymous No.11986948]

>>11982933
Since you have such shit taste I think I'll go find your ex and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.11986958]

>>11986523
>imaginary perfect gf gang 1 you 0
kino post

[Anonymous No.11986968]

>>11986439
>caring about the fact other people don't care
The ultimate blue pill

[Anonymous No.11986970]

>>11983176
This is bullshit

[Anonymous No.11987028]

>>11983176
You('*)re retarded

[Anonymous No.11987045]

>>11983600
Yeah I guess. >>11985760 isn't me, I personally believe that most Zafon books are 2 degrees above Twilight-tier. Some of her friends, even smart ones, have read very little beyond mainstream YA, so she's great in comparison. She's also liked Lolita so I believe that I can get her to read some high literature as long as it isn't very dense and has some fancy prose.

[Anonymous No.11987079]

>>11982648
Leave that dog of a woman

[Anonymous No.11987085]

My imaginary gf hasn't read anymore. One day we'll get to that point. She's a rather undeveloped tulpa

[Anonymous No.11987098]

>>11987085
Read her Keats. Even imaginary bitches love Keats.

[Anonymous No.11987243]

>>11982616
Joyce, Pynchon, DFW, the list goes on

[Anonymous No.11987252]

>>11984458
There is a girl like this in one of my classes. We always smile at each making eye contact other when the professor says something funny and talk in the beginning. But I don't think she likes me, she never hangs around or waits for my afterwards. She is probably the smartest girl I've met in my life and I'll never have her.

[Anonymous No.11987278]

>>11982616
Been single for awhile now but my ex used to read low-hanging pity literature about evil corporations, injustices and miserable lives written by second-hand or ex-3rd worlders. That and lifestyle bloggers and the occasional genre scifi/fantasy if i managed to convince her.

[Anonymous No.11987295]

>>11982616
Well i introduced her to "better" literature e.g serious stuff and not harry potter.
She is reading the Apology of Socrates, Stoner and German Poetry (schopenhauer, kant, schiller, goethe).
Her last book that she finished was Siddhartha, which made her fall in love with Herman hesses books.
Did i do remotely good? I guess it could be much worse and i'm also really proud of her to show interest in such stuff. At least now i have someone to discuss literature or poetry with, which is really heartwarming

>Pic related

[Anonymous No.11987300]

>>11987295
>the Apology of Socrates, Stoner and German Poetry (schopenhauer, kant, schiller, goethe).
Now that is one fucking BIG Apology, where can I read that?

[Anonymous No.11987305]

>>11987300
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.11987307]

>>11987300
De profundis

[Anonymous No.11987311]

>>11987300
Only the german version sadly, but i can look for the english translation too.
I know you're memeing and you made me laugh, but asking just in case you're, or anyone is interested. I have every important greek book as pdf

[Anonymous No.11987417]

>>11982616
Fantasy, mostly

[Anonymous No.11987478]

>>11987417
So she can escape the awful reality of you?

[Anonymous No.11987494]

>>11982616
My ex read mainly psychology books and poetry.

[Anonymous No.11987570]

>>11987311
As Greek pdf or German pdf? Link it either way but if you give anon the full Loeb library of Greeks you'd be a god, anon.

[Anonymous No.11987659]

>>11987494
What type of psychology? Behavioural? Psychoanalytic? Mainstream?

[Anonymous No.11987679]

>>11982616
I want to lick her feet.

[Anonymous No.11987680]

>>11982616
I don't allow her to read

[Anonymous No.11987700]

My wife read alot when we were dating. Now she's to busy and stressed from her job to read much. Makes me sad

[Anonymous No.11987715]

>>11982616
maplestory guides on how to kill pink bean

[Anonymous No.11987716]

>>11982616
Cyclonopedia and Consolation of Philosophy

[Anonymous No.11987723]

Yesterday, she read a lot of Nigerian fiction. She loves Okey Ndibe.

Today, nothing. Because three and a half years ended yesterday.

How can I be loved, totally and unconditionally, and still not be happy, /lit/? Am I fucking broken?

[Anonymous No.11987724]

>>11987700
>his wife is working instead of birthing babies and staying at home
Guessing your wife already has a son.

[Anonymous No.11987731]

>>11987724
Two.

Omar and Giselle.

[Anonymous No.11987764]

>>11982616
my wife is obsessed with a guy called robin cook, she has read every single fucking book made by that guy (or at least she claims she has)
I don't understand why.
she always talks about how amazing the man is for being both a doctor and a writer.

[Anonymous No.11987788]

>>11987764
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Cook_(American_novelist)

Ohnonononononono

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.11987802]

>>11987723
sounds like you haven't properly analyzed your subconscious yet

[Anonymous No.11987812]

>>11987764
You should make her read Chekhov then. At least then she'll be reading something worth reading.

[Anonymous No.11987813]

>>11982616

[Anonymous No.11987868]

>>11982616
>tfw she's dyslexic :(

[Anonymous No.11987891]

>>11987731
What kind of names are those, anon?

[Anonymous No.11987905]

>>11987891
The names of my children

[Anonymous No.11987925]

>>11987252
you are gay and you deserve to lose such opportunity, you fucking gay twat

edit: grow some balls

[Anonymous No.11987996]

Every day I am punished for not killing myself.
I got a qt schizophrenic gf though. Now I wait to find out how she fucks me over, or more likely how I fuck myself over.

[Anonymous No.11988010]

>>11982616
Othello. Not sure why she only reads it.

[Anonymous No.11988023]

>>11982637

La sombra del viento y El juego del ángel were pretty good. Then something happened.

[Anonymous No.11988068]

>>11987905
Did you father them?

[Anonymous No.11988071]

>>11988068
No our bull did

[Anonymous No.11988080]

>>11988071
>>11988068
>>11987905
>>11987891
This was humorous and all but I was joking around I’m not the original guy

[Anonymous No.11988095]

>>11982616
When I had a girlfriend she read facebook and instagram statuses. I bought her the complete works of HP lovecraft, and the brothers karamasov but she didn't like them.

[Anonymous No.11988112]

>>11983176
kek

[Anonymous No.11988152]

>>11984458
I'm always disheartened by these kinds of post. Why would someone do this? Just go and lie on the Internet?

[Anonymous No.11988159]

>>11983478
Imagine being this guy...

>>11983547
Sucks but move on and distance yourself from her as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.11988163]

>>11987252
Ask her out.

I mean what do you really have to lose?

[Anonymous No.11988187]

>>11982616
Her favourite author is Calvino.

[Anonymous No.11988608]

>>11987812
Or Keats, who had been heading in that direction, and died at 26 as a result of having solely nursed his consumptive (and doomed as well) bro.

[Anonymous No.11988634]

>>11987723
Been there, an extremely hard place to be. Spinoza's motto is Caute. Employ it.
>beware the reservoirs of guilt just waiting to receive and perhaps drown you
i.e. if youre married; if not, get out

[Anonymous No.11988733]

Whatever I tell her to.

[Anonymous No.11988797]

>>11982637
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>>11987764
>>11987868
>>11988187
>>11982616
Leave and never return

[Anonymous No.11989095]

>>11982621
It's been a long time since someone memed this

Fpbp btw

[Anonymous No.11989151]

>>11989095
It's on /sp/ just about every other day lad

[Anonymous No.11989273]

>>11989151
I never go to /sp/ so didn't know that, nice tho

[Anonymous No.11989303]

>>11982616
My ex read young adult shit, and I’m pretty sure she mainly got the restraining order because of my constantly letting her know what a pleb she is. Another ex had more /lit/ type shit on her shelf, but admitted she hadn’t read most of it. A girl I had a fling with was a big tiddy jewess who was really into WWII and claimed to read a book a week, but I never got to find out what exactly because we were busy fugging and using each other as emotional tampons.

[Anonymous No.11989393]

>>11982616

whats a sensible footwear policy for girlfriends whose qt feets would distract your literary energies? I try to impose a "no barefeet" during nanowrimo, so shes always in socks at least.

[Anonymous No.11989402]

>>11989303
and i thought im emotionally unstable

[Anonymous No.11989412]

>>11989393
sheer black thigh highs

[Anonymous No.11989415]

>>11989393
neck yourself, freak.

[Anonymous No.11989447]

>>11982616
My ex-gf liked Jane Austen but after we broke up she became a lesbian wackjob and has renounced her.

[Anonymous No.11989459]

>>11989402
To be fair Jodi Picoult was her favorite author and she would be mad for hours whenever JK Rowling came up.

[Anonymous No.11989625]

>>11989393
Mandatory 6-inch stilettos at meal times.

[Anonymous No.11989666]

>>11988797
Hitchcock was married, anon.

[Anonymous No.11989673]

>>11988797
>mass replying
>telling other to fuck off, while also breaking the rules
kys

[Anonymous No.11989822]

>>11989666
Still incel, they only fucked once.

[Anonymous No.11989835]

>>11989673
So?
>>11989673
>breaking the rules
Ohhhh nnnooo. Not the rules.

[Anonymous No.11989900]

>>11986377
You realize you’re on a literature board? We can come up with characters at the drop of a post

[Anonymous No.11989936]

>>11982616
Dickens (and brit-lit more broadly) mostly, but she's branching out because she knows I like the American 50s and 60s. She constantly shits on Salinger even though she knows he's my favorite. She also pegs me regularly.

It's heaven.