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What's the most erotic book you've ever read?

>> No.11840718

>>11840704
Submission probably. Lot of graphic whoring going on there.

>> No.11840783

>>11840704
unironically Moby dick. I literally had a strong gay boner within a first few pages. I'm not memeing.

>> No.11841263

>>11840704

Gulag Archipelago

>> No.11841382

The Savage Detectives

>> No.11841445

>>11840704
Lolita
I don't really read erotica on purpose

>> No.11841463

That one

>> No.11841489

My diary desu

>> No.11841498

>>11841489
Post it

>> No.11841548

>>11840704
Dunno but I was reading King Lear just now and got a stiffy thinking about Albany getting cucked by Edmund and Goneril and Regan bouncing lustily all over his girthy cock lol had to rub one out

>> No.11841592

The Dice Man. The priest part ruined me.

>> No.11842974

>>11840704
delta of venus

>> No.11843238

>>11840704
Torless

>> No.11843771
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>>11840704
>be me in jail for contempt of court
>go nofap for way too long because im not comfortable jerking my noodle amongst the general population of melanin-enriched hooligan criminals
>start reading a lot because what else would i do
>pick a seemingly innocent book that has catholic priests on the cover
>"ahh a religious novel, this should be enlightening"
>turns out to be a romantic novel of debaucherous sinful fuckfests and lustful deceit
>wait till the 10pm lockdown when lights go out
>everything dark and quiet
>"okay everyones asleep nows my chance"
>carefully slow-stroke my peter so as not to make any noise
>halfway there, can feel my balls start to churn the sauce
>"AHA! dey he goes!! DEY HE GOES!... HahaHAAA! We guuunnn-slangin tonight!!! We sho is GUN-SLANGIN!
>Old black dude they call "Smoke" is hootin' and hollerin' grinning from ear to ear because he caught me in my shameful wankfest
>Other inmates wake up
>they are all laughing
>Smoke tells em all that he's Wyatt Earp and I'm Billy the Kid
>They cackle like a pack of ravenous hyenas, laughing and jumpin up and down on their bunks
>lights come on
>two CO's come in and yelling and threatening to do a full search of the entire premises for contraband etc.

That's how I learned to never judge a book by its cover.

>> No.11843776

Probably Ada

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>>11840704
The book that we're gonna write together, anon

>> No.11843799

Ghost by John Ringo. I bought it thinking it would be fun, silly action. It ended up being about half action, half serious BDSM. The main character admits to being basically a rapist who isn't actually willing to rape anyone.

>> No.11843804

The Lusty Argonian Maid

>> No.11843827

>>11843771
GUN-SLANGIN

>> No.11843828

>>11840718
Are you being ironic right now?

>>11841445
This desu

>> No.11843833

>>11843771
based

>> No.11843865

>>11843771
lmao is this pasta

>> No.11843884

>>11843865
nope, 100% OC. Happened in 2008. In jail for contempt of court (automatic 30 day sentence, no bail)

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>>11843771
>"AHA! dey he goes!! DEY HE GOES!... HahaHAAA! We guuunnn-slangin tonight!!! We sho is GUN-SLANGIN!
jesus christ this is too much

>> No.11843903

My sister’s diary desu

>> No.11843917

>>11843903
wew

>> No.11843996

Story of the eye desu. That final scene..... Much hotter than I was expecting.

>> No.11844605

That scene in 2666 where hungry German women sucking off punks at the railway station in post WWII-Cologne to feed on their cum

Also A.J.'s party in Naked Lunch

>> No.11844674

>>11840704
Catch 22 gave me a few boners. It's surprisingly very graphic when it comes to depicting sex.

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>>11843996
You mean the part when they go sailing with a crew of negroes? I feel ya

>> No.11844696

>>11843771
lmao but if anything i'm sure they'd have been very excited for you to reach climax and at the very least you'd have gotten a round of applause and two tickets to see monique

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>>11844674
>nurse duckett

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>>11844710
> "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

>> No.11844853
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11844853

This. Autobiography of a stupid pretentious artsy slut. Full of anal gangbangs, exhibition, anal sex obviously, workers queuing before her van. Of course the prose is terrible, but I read it during a long train journey and had a formidable fapping session once I arrived.

>> No.11844870

>>11840704
>associating reading with sexual arousal
Enjoy your ruined mind. It's worse than pornography for you.

>> No.11844871

>>11844870
Dummy

>> No.11844872

>>11844853
Disgusting. You'd be seeping cowpers fluid in public.

>> No.11844888

>>11844871
Ad hominem devoid of any real argument. People that consume erotica and hypersexualize their minds are the real dummies. They are unaware of the disconnect that exists within their own minds and view it as one singular unit, when in reality there are many regions competing against one another, continually weighing decisions against one another. The moment sexual arousal is induced, hypofrontality occurs, working memory decreases which invariably leads to release. We are products of what we repeatedly do. Perverting the sex instinct to be a source of entertainment creates nothing and reduces the mind to serve it's interests. Your dreams and intellectual interests soon become subservient to the sexual regions of the brain and are a slave to them. It isn't an act of liberation. It is a snarl that tightens with every indulgence.

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>>11844888

>> No.11844895

>>11843771
>>be me in jail for contempt of court
>>go nofap for way too long because im not comfortable jerking my noodle amongst the general population of melanin-enriched hooligan criminals
>>start reading a lot because what else would i do
>>pick a seemingly innocent book that has catholic priests on the cover
>>"ahh a religious novel, this should be enlightening"
>>turns out to be a romantic novel of debaucherous sinful fuckfests and lustful deceit
>>wait till the 10pm lockdown when lights go out
>>everything dark and quiet
>>"okay everyones asleep nows my chance"
>>carefully slow-stroke my peter so as not to make any noise
>>halfway there, can feel my balls start to churn the sauce
>>"AHA! dey he goes!! DEY HE GOES!... HahaHAAA! We guuunnn-slangin tonight!!! We sho is GUN-SLANGIN!
>>Old black dude they call "Smoke" is hootin' and hollerin' grinning from ear to ear because he caught me in my shameful wankfest
>>Other inmates wake up
>>they are all laughing
>>Smoke tells em all that he's Wyatt Earp and I'm Billy the Kid
>>They cackle like a pack of ravenous hyenas, laughing and jumpin up and down on their bunks
>>lights come on
>>two CO's come in and yelling and threatening to do a full search of the entire premises for contraband etc.
>That's how I learned to never judge a book by its cover.
Hilarious

>> No.11844985

>>11840704
i think its this dutch book about 2 gay boys of which one dies and the other is burning all his shit to mourn him.
i was like 15 or something at the time and this book talked about 2 teenage boys rubbing dicks together and what not.
cant remember the name cause i was forced to read it for Dutch literature class.

>> No.11845013

>>11843771
Lol, this sounds like something out of gravity's rainbow

>> No.11845273

>>11844985
Gebr. van Ted Van Lieshout?

>> No.11845291

>>11840704
As soon as a book so much as hint at graphic erotic content I immediately disregard it as lowbrow garbage, stop reading, and toss it in the fireplace.

>> No.11845296

>>11844888
Good post.

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>>11843771
>pick a seemingly innocent book that has catholic priests on the cover
>turns out to be a romantic novel of debaucherous sinful fuckfests and lustful deceit
This one?

>> No.11845327

>>11845307
is it worth chasing?

>> No.11845330

>>11843771
We are witnessing the birth of a pasta.

>> No.11845343

>>11843771
damn dude you're a real wordsmith, im laughing like a retard

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>>11844870
>>11844888
*blocks your path*

>> No.11845375

>>11845273
geen idee eigenlijk.
zo lang geleden.
had een hekel aan boeken lezen voor school.

>> No.11845480

>>11840704
Dekameron

>> No.11845486

Turks Fruit probably. The sad ending took me by surprise for such a raunchy book. Extra depressing if you take into account that most of it was the writer’s actual experience with his wife

>> No.11845495

Les malheurs de la vertu by le Marquis de Sade.

>> No.11845504

>>11845495
This was good.

>> No.11845562

>>11840704
American Psycho

>> No.11845603

>>11840704
United States Army Field Manual

>> No.11845698

>>11843771
write a novel please

>> No.11845943

>>11844888
https://ontherapyaspse.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/geoffrey-miller-the-mating-mind.pdf

>> No.11846446

If novella's count:

"Story of the Eye" by Georges Bataille

>> No.11846594

>>11845307
no, I think it had "cardinal" in the name iirc

>> No.11846748

>>11843771
The detail is so nice that I’m tempted to believe it’s true.

>> No.11846816

>>11843771
Great story.

>> No.11846885

>>11846748
No real way for me to prove I'm not larping. I've got letters I received (from my mom) that are addressed to the detention center, but the actual red citation slip is faded. You can kind of make out the "urinated in the back bay of CCBI" but the "masturbatory gestures" wouldn't have been on that slip considering that wasn't written up by the arresting officer as it happened later in front of the magistrate. Even then, it doesn't prove my actual story, it just proves that I was there.

>> No.11847133

The elementary particles for sure. fucking frenchies

>> No.11847165

Kafka on the Shore

The Godfather is surprisingly erotic. Sonny has a huge dick and constantly fucks his wife, so much so that she gets a side-story where she has to go to Vegas for vag surgery...she's in the movie for like 5 seconds

>> No.11848126

>>11840704
Tiger, Tiger

It's Lolita from Dolores' perspective.

>> No.11848159

Surprisingly, "If on a winter's night a traveler..." had some very erotic chapters that made me hunt the white whale — especially that riff on the Japanese, where the student fucked his professor's wife.

>> No.11848163

>>11840704
unironically naked lunch. pretty sure it made me gay.

>> No.11848183
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lord of the flies

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>>11840704

>> No.11848375

>>11844888
I'm pretty sure this is just plain wrong, and pretentious

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>>11843804

>> No.11848852

>>11847165
seconding Kafka on the Shore.

>> No.11848969

>>11848375
I'm pretty sure you're a queer

>> No.11848988

Beautiful Losers by Leonard Cohen. In high school I even masturbated to it, the part where he's admiring this woman at a protest or something like that.

>> No.11849010

A casa dos Budas ditosos (The House of the Fortunate Buddhas), by João Ubaldo Ribeiro. He was really a great author, and if you like a old hag telling her sexual experiences trough her life, you will have a blast.

>> No.11849299

>>11840704
100 years of solitude.
>underage gypsy girl
>incest all over
>hot sweaty wet tropical environment
Had to stop like a good dozen times the arousal was so strong.

>> No.11849301

>>11840704
DH Lawrence - The Rainbow
great book with lots of pulsating manhoods in it

>> No.11849801

>>11844888
dumbo

>> No.11849805

>>11847165
In the movie she makes a dick size gesture at a wedding table at the start. I remember this because I am depraved, perverted, stupid and retarded.

>> No.11849949

>>11844888
This is true only of people on the high end of the scale when it comes to susceptibility to addiction, which is also on the low end of the scale when it comes to aptitude for diverting reflection, with which it IS possible to overendowed. It's why St. Paul, a rather nasty and impulsively violent, whore-rutting piece of work, needed the chastising medicine of his own invention. Good for him, and those who need it. If not, not. For anyone at the opposite end of the spectrum, the stimulus of erotica will safely prompt beneficently direct action & release, and thus more relaxed, a little less crippled by self-consciousness, gain in the sociable integrity that you would lose undergoing the same process. You would know this already if Reflection 101 weren't your limit, as it was for Paul. You're that type, and well enough used to it, but for fuck's sake don't project so much.

>> No.11850174

this is /lit youre posting on theres no need to even ask everyone here has read lolita at least once

>> No.11850226

Venus in Furs

>> No.11850232

>>11843771
>in jail for contempt of court
/lit/ as fuck

>> No.11850235

>>11849949
youre a faggot

>> No.11850246

>>11844888
Based and redoikked

>> No.11850251

>>11848183
I did get some weird vibes from the beginning when it was describing Ralph’s tanned, shimmering body. I was like, “is this guy a pedo??”

>> No.11850252

>>11849949
Please go die of AIDS ASAP. Thanks and never post here again.

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>>11840704

>> No.11850793

>>11846446
this, some shameful boners were had

>> No.11850859

>>11843771
lmao

>> No.11851024

>>11841489
Came here to post this.

>> No.11851098

Any descriptions of frontal face sitting?

>> No.11851121

>>11840704
Unironically my diary desu

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>> No.11851330

>>11851098

Preferable something adequate for masturbation, not just shitty purple prose.

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[unzips pants]

>> No.11851470

>>11851402
>the lustful turk
>fanny hill
>irene's cunt

Nice one, Punchy.

>> No.11851520

>>11840704
My father's diary, he was a real chad back in the day. Unfortunately I also read the part about his disappointment in his beta loser of a son. That's the day I developed a weird desire to one-up the old man and improve myself. Unfortunately, it's been 10 years siunce and I still haven't left the basement. At least I've fucked more dakimakura pillows than him.

>> No.11851738

>>11851098
>>11851330

POST SOMETHING RETARDS!

>> No.11851849

>>11851738
>>11844888

>> No.11852001

>>11844888
It's true when you reach addiction. When you reach addiction, psychological defenses rise up around the subject. Stockholm's syndrome to a bad habit.

>> No.11852014

>>11850226
>Venus in Furs
>Masoch
good taste.
The most erotic book that i've read is the 120 days of Sodom, from Marques du Sade. And, ironically, Arabian Nights it's also too erotic