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11754449 No.11754449 [Reply] [Original]

Roastie roastie, inside your underpants you hide
Evidence of promiscuity, a kind of sexual demise
You spent your youth riding the cock carousel
But now the wall hit you, in melancholy you dwell

You wish to return to that wonderful time
When your perky tits marked your body's prime
When Chad's thundercock filled you with glee
But those times are over, you owe no one apology

Now jowls, crow feet and nasolabial folds
Litter your face like a municipal landfill
But you swear there's always someone else

"What do you mean you only date younger girls?"
The roastie says while swallowing a birth control pill
"You fucking misogynist, I'm gonna tweet about this"

>> No.11754538

bump

>> No.11754672
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11754672

ROASTIE TOASTIE FLAPS OF GREY
ROASTIE TOASTIE U R GAY
ROASTIE TOASTIE NOT TODAY
ROASTIE TOASTIE GO AWAY

>> No.11754704

>>11754449
Wow, your lazy AABB rhyme scheme didn't even last the whole poem.

>> No.11754718
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11754718

do one about an undead penis, where the owner (referred to only as 'M') has died but the penis continues to live. only now has it rediscovered its longing for life and adventure

it escapes during the night and flees under the light of a full moon, looking for companionship and love. just a lonely wanderer

>> No.11754737

>>11754718
that's actually a really good premise

>> No.11754749

>>11754704
AABB CCDD FEF FEF

Kind of a metamodernist sonnet.

>> No.11754756
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11754756

>>11754749
>folds, girls
>else, this

>> No.11754762

putting aside the fact of this being an incel drivel
>alliteration nearly every line
absolutely yikes

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>>11754737
it should be upbeat but incorporate gothic elements and perhaps allusions to french psychoanalysis. but, now divorced from M, his time is running out

but he has only now discovered what it means to live, alas! life comes at you quickly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8

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>>11754762
ABSOLUTELY TOASTY

>> No.11754837

>>11754820
kek thats a cheap whore of a sandwhich

>> No.11754868

>>11754449
>Litter your face like a municipal landfill

pretty good

>> No.11754907

>>11754718
Like what happened in bad biology?