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11694269 No.11694269 [Reply] [Original]

How does /lit/ feel about Savannah Brown? Is she the best of the "instapoets" / "internet poets" ?

>> No.11694279

Samantha Brown? I love that woman. She's maximum comfy, would bang at a cute bread and breakfast.

>> No.11694282

Shame about the rape

>> No.11694288

>>11694269
Typical affluent white girl who wears literature as an accessory

>> No.11694303

>>11694279
>bread and breakfast

>> No.11694304
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>>11694269
She is SUPER CUTE.

>> No.11694311

She is extremely attractive but something about her comes off as dishonest to me.

>> No.11694333

>>11694269
She's like Sylvia Plath with the talent-beauty balance going 80-20 in the opposite direction

>> No.11694355

She's gonna look rough at 30

>> No.11694375

>>11694355
She's already looking rough in her latest pictures.
The wall has been hit

>> No.11694388
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>>11694375
W-what do you mean, anon?

>> No.11694393

>>11694388
>80-year-old-schoolmarm.jpg

>> No.11694467

She's unironically good . I like her poetry but she still needs to mature

>> No.11694471

>>11694269
she has absolutely no talent beyond having a face that most men would love to paint with their semen

>> No.11694483

Few women could pull off that haircut and still look attractive so kudos to her.

>> No.11694490

>>11694269
I like her voice. Wish she'd read aloud good lit instead of her cringe ''''poetry''''.

>> No.11694522

>>11694467
>women
>mature

That's a good one Anon

>> No.11694524
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>> No.11694529

No I am.

>> No.11694534

>>11694524
Hue hue hue

>> No.11694543

>>11694524
Lmao, I'm remembering this one

>> No.11694618

She's cute. I'd pay to have sex with her.

>> No.11694620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU

>> No.11694629

>>11694620
>i'm a slut
wow, big surprise!

>> No.11694643

>>11694388
She ever talked about her ethnic background? I see the babushka coming out of her in this pic like a lot of slav women.

>> No.11694666

>>11694620
Fuck, that was actually really good, and I expected it to be the complete opposite.

>> No.11694670

>>11694269
She's wearing a helmet lmao

>> No.11694680

>>11694666
It's standard vapid slam faggotry. Get your shit taste out of here, satan.

>> No.11694759

>>11694666
It's good in the sense that it is an accurate window into the mentality of the modern degenerate femoid.

>> No.11694865
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11694865

>tfw she's aging so quickly

Hahahaha goddamn man she's barely in her early twenties

That 25-30 phase is gonna be a fucking doozy. God damn, women do not age well.

>> No.11694871

>>11694865
just looks like she's been drinking a lot and maybe not getting enough sleep, making her face a little puffy
weight fluctuating a bit
happens after 20
>t. 30

>> No.11694877
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11694877

>>11694865
>intentionally posting bad photos

>> No.11694884

>>11694865

Some of that has to do with that shitty haircut and terribly applied makeup. But yeah she's probably also on drugs. All that shit is voluntary and I wouldn't generalize that all women age poorly.

>> No.11694897

>>11694877
that's not a good photo either you autist

>> No.11694898
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>>11694877
you don't see how bad she looks here? look past the deliberately grainy photo she took, and you can see
>prominent jowls
>tired-looking, baggy eyes
>skin perkiness significantly decreased, looks "mottled" and saggy now

this is your standard issue twentysomething woman face. it's just starting to show signs of "wear," like she's been through the ringer a few times. they look like this before they go completely to pot. it's best to be able to identify this so you can avoid getting babytrapped.

with enough experience you can even see it through this level of graininess and posing. some of the posing in this pic (remember, she took 4591251) is doing work to keep things looking perky too: the poised facial expression diminishes the effect of the aging eyes and skin.

>> No.11694903 [DELETED] 

She's really good. My penis is excited.

>> No.11694905
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>>11694897
>>11694898
>hating on savannah
y i k e s

>> No.11694914

>>11694905
waifufaggotry belongs in >>>/hr/

>> No.11694915

>>11694388
>those nasolabial folds
Y I K E S
>>11694355
This, you need BONES to age gracefully. Featureless blobs like this always turn to shit after like 22.

>> No.11694920

>>11694905
oh man that pic is even worse dude, that's really not good. look at those jowls, notice how all the youthful perky cuteness is gone from her completely now? she looks "still looking pretty good for 32 years old!," but she's 22? what the fuck. look how the cheekbones are more prominent because her facial skin/fat has become more gaunt and her face more masculinely profiled with age.

i don't normally say things like this because i think it's a low blow, but try getting close up to more women like this and seeing the caked-on foundation and the way their jowly, saggy, pocked skin looks in person, once the babyfat phase is over and they no longer "shine" naturally with youth, and you'll see.

man that's a sad picture, they all do this too, they all keep trying to take sexy pics into their mid and late 20s as if they're still 18 on instagram. the look she has right now would be perfect if she were a classily dressed wife/mother or maybe a career professional, but instead she's still trying to be a nymphet when she looks like she's been smoking for 5 straight years.

i unironically mean this, this is a more poignant expression of the downsides of femininity than any poem she has ever written. look how quickly it fades for them. and notice, nobody cares or talks about her here anymore.. wonder why?

>> No.11694932

>>11694920
how old are you?

>> No.11694933

>>11694865
>>11694877
>>11694905
Holy shit wow she's aged so quickly. Looks like 35 now

>> No.11694949

>>11694920
Spot on. At least she was not born a man, if she had been born a man with equivalent level of aesthetics she would have been a kissless virgin and gone ER at 19

>> No.11694957

>>11694949
Yeah but if she had been born a man then her natural poetic talents (such as they are) might have been faced with the brick wall of harsh reality sooner, and she might have actually decided to commit to mounting that wall and becoming a real poet.

Instead, she started publishing MUH CUNT.txt as a slampig poem on Youtube with video of her pretty face, and wow! Coincidence! She got famous for exactly as long as she had a pretty face. Women's existence is fucking depressing. It's like being strapped to a billion dollar credit card that utterly spoils you in your crucial developmental years, and then just vanishes and leaves you an uncultivated husk.

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>>11694957
He wouldn't make poetry, he would have made 10000 posts on sluthate then shot up his community college (CS degree of course). Pic related is her male looks equivalent

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>>11694959
Note that of course he would not have had the willpower or motivation to succeed as much as Cho did, given that he would have been growing up in a web 2.0 culture and thus being EVEN MORE socially isolated and maligned than Cho ever was.

>> No.11694963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsnJS6dmF5I

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER IN THIS VIDEO

NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.11694982

the incel issue is so funny and common nowadays, they're the new jihadist/jew to normans, the ultimate evil. It's just funny to watch it play out.

>> No.11694990

>>11694982
>>11694932
>mad tumblr tries to socially shame
>bait isn't taken
>has to vent her impotent anger in all directions

Remember, tumblr: If you want to have a baby and a family with your soulmate, you need to meet him pretty early. If you don't meet him before 23-25, you are way past your prime, and men are instinctively more attracted to women younger than you, so your dating pool will begin to shrink. Then you have to find The One by 26 or 27 at the latest if you plan on spending a few years with him before you guys decide to start trying for a baby.

And if you make a wrong decision, and you end up breaking up with that guy, guess what? You're now 28 or even older and having to start all over again, with even worse prospects, and you can no longer afford to spend a few years with the next guy before having a baby because your biological clock is ticking.

Enjoy your life!

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>>11694990
*kisses fingers* que bella posto

>> No.11694995
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>>11694990
>>11694982
>>11694963
>>11694962
>>11694959
>>11694957
>>11694949
>>11694933
>>11694932
>>11694920
>>11694915
>>11694914
So much impotent resentment. Sav is one of the most talented, honest poets of the post-truth/meta-modernist era, and all the detractors can do is denigrate her looks.

>> No.11694996

>>11694990
no, i was genuinely curious.
i am guessing barely 20, if that.

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>>11694995
>mfw I literally have no idea who she is but just judge idea on the facial aesthetics behind them
She should have tried being less of a melted face incel if she wanted me to take her seriously.

>> No.11695049

>>11694995
I never shit on her, I shit on you for being an autistic waifufaggot

>> No.11695050

>>11694995
Your wax statue of Savannah Brown is melting dude

>> No.11695100

>>11694524
dead

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>>11694524

>> No.11695294

>>11694269
i wish to eat her asshgole

>> No.11695417

>>11694269
haha imagine ejaculating into her womb haha

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>>11695417

>> No.11695477
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>>11694524
Oh how I still love this website.

>> No.11695490

>>11694279
>instead of sleeping you are forced to knead dough all night

>> No.11695498

Who the fuck is this person and why should I care

>> No.11695504
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>> No.11695558

I only read verse, not cut-in-the-middle-of-the-sentence prose.

>> No.11696095

Her bf Bertie is superior in both looks and talent.

>> No.11696106

Obviously just another postmodern gender studies major who has had her mind destroyed by her professors.

She's going to regret a lot of what she did at this age when she's 45, single and childless.

>> No.11696436
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>>11694279
>bread and breakfast

>> No.11696474

>>11694865
Why do w*men think that pasting a half-inch of greasy makeup on themselves looks good?
They look like corpses.
Easily the worst trend of the last 10 years

>> No.11696507

>>11694865
i look like this when i dont sleep for 24+ hours
not a girl tho

>> No.11696523

>>11696474
I'd give anything to go back to 2012 when white girls were wearing basic jeans and a cute lacy top and awkwardly dancing to Like a G6
Now it's all post-post-ironic sadgirl cancer and they look like hags or Kardashians

>> No.11696534

>>11694963
what an unfortunate voice

>> No.11696554

>>11696474
"Makeup artist" is the equivalent of "soundcloud meme rapper" for basic thots. Girls genuinely believe that if they draw their caterpillar eyebrows thick enough and post enough selfies they'll get a sponsorship to offset all the money they blow on trendy makeup brands.
Agree it's a ridiculous trend. I don't see it or the Mac Demarco-core fashion falling out of style anytime soon though. I don't even know what would replace it, other than more gay ironic shit.

>> No.11696568
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What do you think was going through Savannahs mind when she took this?

>> No.11697451
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11697451

>went from innocent qt to annoying whore in less than two years
>has already hit the wall and she isn't even 25 yet
What's next for Savannah?

>> No.11697454

Don't hate on her nasolabial folds, it just means she smiles a lot, guys :)

not a deteriorating roastie, I swear

>> No.11697514

This is why alcoholism is a bad idea. Nothing fucks your face harder than drinking and drugs.

>> No.11697525

>>11697451
Did you listen to the I'm a Slut poem? It's about how toxic men view all women as sluts, not about her proclaiming how proud she is to be a filthy whore

>> No.11697544

>>11697525
literally no one that comments on it has actually bothered to listen to it.
as with most anything.

>> No.11697547

>>11697525
ALL slam poetry is shit that's only created by the dumbest of whores. Also, her image is so art hoe I can practically smell cigarettes and tea when I look at her. If she doesn't have "progressive" views on sexuality then I'm the queen of England.

>> No.11697569

>>11697547
so you haven't actually listened to it.

>> No.11697577

>>11697569
I also haven't read John Green's work but I know enough about him to be able to judge he's a spineless hack. Sorry I don't like your shit waifu.

>> No.11697588

>>11697577
you know exactly as much as you've 'learned' from skimming memes on this board, you dumb little turd

>> No.11697593

>>11697547
Try just watching it though, its pretty short. Hell, it might even arouse you a tad. Is art hoe an actual thing? Why does ever fucking interest have to commodified into some sort of fashion designation. God damn it, why can't people just have genuine interests?

>> No.11697603

>>11697588
She'll never fuck you, anon. She won't even learn your name.

>> No.11697606

>>11696568
How the fuck does she look this old at 21?

>> No.11697621

>>11697603
not even mad. bagged plenty of 'art hoe' tail in college.

>> No.11697623

>>11697525
We know, dumbass. Slam-chanting socio-political crap about penis and vagina is just art-hoe vapidity.

>> No.11697632

>>11697593
>Is art hoe an actual thing?
How the hell does someone who browse /lit/ not know about art hoes? It's a whole subculture that's prevalent in music, literature and cinema. You know those tumblr teens/young adults who own Crosley record players, love "indie" coming-of-age flicks, and think John Green is the greatest author of all time? Those are art hoes. Walk onto a college campus and you'll find a dozen of them in no time.

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>>11697632
Well I studied STEM at college so I don't encounter many of these art hoe pseuds. But maybe its an age thing too.

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11697922

Literally the first person I thought of when I originally read this

>> No.11697997

>>11695490
nice

>> No.11698051

>>11697632
art hoes do not read john green
they read bataille and listen to mumford and sons

>> No.11698082

>>11698051
Depends on the art hoe. The bubblier ones gravitate towards pop culture shit like John Green. The "I'm so depressed and can't stop sucking cocks" ones gravitate towards French literature like Bataille.

>> No.11698137

>>11698082
dude, the game is up. stop pretending you know what you're talking about. when was the last time you got within a legally actionable distance of a college campus, anyway?

>> No.11698142
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11698142

this bitch aged 10 years in 3 years

>fake makeup freckles on a livestream

oh no no no!

>> No.11698153

>>11694375
This, it's all downhill from here.

>> No.11698163

>>11698137
This isn't a game, fag. And if anyone here is pretending it's you. Tumblr girls and art hoes are basically the same shit. The only major difference is the tumblr girls tend to be more plebish than the art hoes.

>> No.11698186

>>11698163
notice how he can only speak in generalities, and dodges any direct question.

>> No.11698188

>>11694898
>>11694920
>>11694957
>>11694990
i'm so happy not to be a f*male

>> No.11698199

>>11696568
thought this was bella donna in the thumbnail

>> No.11698202

>>11698051
>>11698082
>>11698137
This is an issue of botched terminology, nothing more. These things are to be expected.
The John Green types may seem like art hoes, but they are something else. They're minivan wine moms in training. They have insipid, stupid little thoughts that they're eager to share. They like the image of curling up with a warm book. They like polaroid pictures hung with clothespins from lines of twine running across a warmly lit room with a big window. They like boba tea and garbled brainlet strains of eastern philosophy.

>> No.11698215

>>11698186
Notice how no one is impressed by your hair-splitting faggotry. As for the college campus question, I was on one a month ago. So when was the last time you were on a college campus? When was the last time you visited tumblr.com or watched some videos of tumblr girls? When was the last time you got an STD?

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>>11694915
>This, you need BONES to age gracefully. Featureless blobs like this always turn to shit after like 22.
that's why ontologicool is ourgirl, she is nothing but bones

>> No.11698234

>>11698202
This is a respectable response. You're much better than gamefag. I guess I should've been more careful with my words and made a distinction between art hoes and tumblr girls.

>> No.11698237

>>11698215
Jesuschrist what a faggot, kys

>> No.11698239

>>11698237
Notice how he can only speak in insults, and dodges any direct question.

>> No.11698266

>>11698239
notice how he can't even differentiate between posters, despite obvious differences in tone and style

>> No.11698278

I want to shove my nuts on her eyes while she's tonguing my arsehole, bros. Before too long, I'd scratch the back of her throat with my thinly veined cock until it's soaking wet in saliva and tears; spit is what makes the bj good, you see. Then I'd empty my nuts in her brownish, tight as fuck arsehole in 3 strong thrusts.

>> No.11698281

>>11698266
Oh yeah, the complex writing of "Jesuschrist what a faggot, kys" could've only come from someone who isn't >>11698186. How could I possibly mistake such sophistication with an idiot like >>11698186?

>> No.11698283

>>11694269
>Is she the best of the "instapoets" / "internet poets" ?
Being the king of a shit heap isn't being a king at all.

>> No.11698284
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>>11698222
>>11694915
>This, you need BONES to age gracefully. Featureless blobs like this always turn to shit after like 22.

so true. boney-faced people always look like goddesses

>> No.11698310

>>11698284
>>11694915
Hallelujah, this here is the truth
Many girls have a lot of facial fat and manage to look great with it at a young age, but when it either melts away and reveals the mangled skull underneath or balloons up and sags, that luck runs all the way out
People who age well, men and women alike, have strong features with good jaws and chins and sturdy looking faces.

>> No.11698317

>>11698284
Bitch looks like a horse lmfao

>> No.11698333

Ukrainian and Polish women age badly

>> No.11698336

>>11698281
>>11698239
nog-tinglin
or maybe that's just nerve damage

>> No.11698338

>>11698317
Sucked random cock just for the taste and a bit of fame in the blogosphere.

>> No.11698358

>>11698338
And in the end, it was worth it. Just because it was warmer than expected when she filled her mouth with it.

>> No.11698359

>>11698142
Holy FUCK!

>> No.11698435

>>11698284
>After the sexual abuse accusation scandal of a lifetime, I've been "busy".

>> No.11698450

>>11694282
wat

>> No.11698464

>>11694620
cringe af

>> No.11698471

>>11694666
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>> No.11698782

>>11697922
That was a good thread

>> No.11698809
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11698809

>pic related approaches you and offers you a publishing deal if you have unprotected sex with her

What do?

>> No.11698827

>>11697922
yeah, this is pretty good stuff
but then you skim the language used in this thread re: savannah brown and you can instantly recognize that everything she says in 'hi i'm a slut' is basically true and operative, and that the same memetic evolutionary principle is observable in the all the variations of the ultimate redpill manosphere counter-cuckfest
eventually the internet won't even need human input for its game-theoretic simulations, and all of this will play out in near infinite iterations
so long as the power-grid holds out, at least

>> No.11698835

>>11698809
No way, hombre. She lives in Paris. I know better than pop my disco stick in a septic tank

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11699115

>>11698809
Elbow tat
>problem hair
Ironic clothes
>quirky pose
Iphone
>poetry

>> No.11699941

>>11698809
I'd fuck the vast majority of women for free let alone if it benefited me

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11699951

>>11694303
>>11695490
>>11696436

>> No.11699989

>>11698142
Holy shit I really hope this doesn't happen to my gf. She's 23 bit still looks around 16. Hoping it doesnt happen all at once

>> No.11700011

>>11698809
i can see her disgusting labia majora through her shorts.

no thanks i like sane girls with morals and good sense, not wanna be anime characters.

>> No.11700050

>>11694388
You do realise posting these photos of her wont get her to suck your dick, right?

>> No.11701522

>>11700011
>morals
lmfao go to a monastery, kissless.

>> No.11701531

>>11700050
You're not impressing anyone with this bravado, faggotron. None of the /lit/bros is going to let you suck his cock.

>> No.11701591

>>11697451
holy shit thats some brutal ageing.
well, in a couple of years she will fulfill her dream of being judged like a man.

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>>11694905
>hating =/= think she is physically repulsive
lmao the actual state of r9kfags

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is she having a seizure???

>> No.11701650

>>11701636
what do all those lines mean?

>> No.11701665

>>11701650
disproportioned eyes
circles balding and labial commissure lose
man jaw+chin

>> No.11701860

>>11701650
never heard about TA fren?

>> No.11703052
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11703052

get better taste in /lit/ waifus

>> No.11703440

>>11703052
Disgusting. I don't mind footfags and I've sucked on a few toes myself, when they're nice and soft and clean, but this is just repulsive and the bitch is totally unattractive and has obviously severe brain damage.

>> No.11703450

>>11703440
if you look closely you can see the stubbles where she shaved her feet for the tattooing

i bet it's overgrown now

>> No.11703456

>>11703450
Yeah, I can see it. Gross. And that fucking dirt on her toes.

>> No.11703469

Girls are bad boys are good

>> No.11703479

>>11703469
I'm sure you're not a faggot, you're simply misunderstood.

>> No.11704418

>>11698809
still would

>> No.11704584

>>11701860
what is TA? is that lookism for girls?