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/lit/ humor and meems Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:27:54 2018 No.11507324 [DELETED]

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dump wathever makes you chuckle or something you've made

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:29:55 2018 No.11507328 >>11507324 Please tell me that doesn"t make you chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:30:47 2018 No.11507331 File: 29 KB, 550x540, 1466371977870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11507324

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:33:19 2018 No.11507341 File: 56 KB, 464x370, moby_dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:35:41 2018 No.11507353 File: 467 KB, 472x498, infinite_just.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:38:45 2018 No.11507367 File: 70 KB, 1113x887, 1481913585317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:40:23 2018 No.11507374 File: 115 KB, 596x591, 105e915637f138783bec81b25660dded3519c54d0f56b03ea22359b36157b436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 09:42:17 2018 No.11507380 File: 379 KB, 1654x858, 1527320887346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 10:09:37 2018 No.11507465 File: 55 KB, 675x605, niggerStory1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 10:28:09 2018 No.11507540 File: 1.15 MB, 680x1671, 1524031731832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11507324

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 10:44:37 2018 No.11507610 File: 437 KB, 500x775, Shin Megami Tensei_ Persona 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 11:19:19 2018 No.11507758 File: 470 KB, 542x3307, 1524964035494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 11:20:56 2018 No.11507761 >>11507540 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 11:38:46 2018 No.11507813 >>11507380 >Artemis Fowl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 11:46:49 2018 No.11507844 >>11507758 The super saiyin America at the end was brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 11:49:50 2018 No.11507856 >>11507338 This is brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 12:07:42 2018 No.11507918 >>11507338 When did Pynchon's upcoming novel leak?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 12:19:57 2018 No.11507948 >>11507328 gave me a big grin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 12:23:14 2018 No.11507960 File: 63 KB, 600x450, 1529054229871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey it's your Uber driver here.. Am outside What would you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 12:25:11 2018 No.11507970 >>11507960 Tell him to drive to the library and step on it, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 12:26:58 2018 No.11507976 >>11507960 ask him, Do you drive, are you the driver, or are you driving?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 12:34:53 2018 No.11507993 File: 1.96 MB, 384x216, 1526631870891.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11507976

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 13:11:16 2018 No.11508121
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I’ve been a poetryfag my whole life ever since I read Song of Myself when I was eleven or twelve. Naturally I decided to pursue an MFA at U of T. My second semester, I took the highest level course they’d let me with only intro levels under my belt. It was LIT 310. The professor was Rupi Kaur, who I had never heard of before then. This is what that course was like:

On the first day, Ms. Kaur walked in wearing massive glasses with no lenses in them, she was draped in a burgundy satin sheet thing and wearing burlap sandals (yes, burlap). She wrote her name on the board with a hyphen in front of it and the ‘i’ in Rupi was a flower.

There were only like fifteen people in the class (all girls except me and one other guy). When she handed out the syllabus for the semester she only gave one to the girls then she said, “Guys, you’ll just have to watch and learn. Try to keep up.” The girls laughed. Me and the guy looked at each other like wtf? Then I laughed and she gave me a death stare and grabbed the dry-erase marker and started writing on the board:

Of colour
and kind, my women
but without men
without men
And without wo
I write this to you
so
you know
So you know
-rupi kaur

And beside it she scribbled the face of a woman frowning and a single tear below her eye. The second day in class she was wearing a literal curtain, like the translucent kind that hangs behind real curtains. she had a bumblebee hair clip and was wearing the same burlap sandals. She walked into the classroom, turned to face the board, wrote the word ‘FORME’ vertically and then turned to face us with her hands behind her back. “What is form?” she said, looking down her nose at us, scanning across the classroom. The guy beside me put his hand up and started answering, “It’s the structure and shape…” She interrupted him saying “Uh, we’d like to hear more diverse opinions, thanks.” Then she started answering her own question, muttering something about how society imposes form on us. Then she concluded by saying that poetry doesn’t have to be words. Most of the girls in the class were all airheads and when she said that poetry doesn’t have to be words, they all were like “Oooh, wow!”

Professor Kaur then drew a picture of a ladybug climbing up a blade of grass with the caption:
am
bit
ion

That's when I was done. I excused myself and transfered faculties. No joke, like a month later I was cutting through the arts building to get to a history lecture and I saw her teaching an introduction to drawing class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 13:37:30 2018 No.11508227 >>11508121 >am >bit >ion Unironically Kino.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 13:40:40 2018 No.11508247 >>11507324 Hehe most ridicoulous thing is most expanded brain. Very funny

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 14:27:10 2018 No.11508488 >>11507610 How the hell do you cook an egg so perfectly. I've been eating eggs for breakfast for the past year and mine pale in comparizhin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 14:32:20 2018 No.11508519 >>11508488 they crack it over the ramen and let the heat cook the raw egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:11:40 2018 No.11508688 >>11508429 >that one guy on Literotica who has written literally thousands of stories that are all equally, if not more, ridiculous than the novel in pic related You know who I am talking about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:17:08 2018 No.11508695 >>11507465 Niggerguy is the best poster in /lit/ history, even better than gas station-kun or Tallis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:17:24 2018 No.11508698 >>11508429 Holy fuck it's real

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:20:30 2018 No.11508712 >>11507465 Does someone have the full novel? I need to read this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:21:33 2018 No.11508717 >>11507540 This made my day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:26:19 2018 No.11508739 >>11508429 >>11508698 Ironically it was written by cryptoMAGA, the guy who created the anime posting bot for the /TrumpGen/ threads on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:28:00 2018 No.11508744 More lads more

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 15:53:55 2018 No.11508815 >>11508766 What's his obsession with pedos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 16:07:27 2018 No.11508863 >>11507357 Fuck.........

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 16:08:28 2018 No.11508867 >>11508763 He's not even reading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 16:11:35 2018 No.11508880 >>11507380 oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 16:15:37 2018 No.11508894 >>11507758 brilliant

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 16:17:16 2018 No.11508901 >>11507761 t. literate person who knows how to read

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 16:35:55 2018 No.11508973 File: 3.86 MB, 1276x3200, a_novella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11508712 kind of

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